OFC it's probably going to rain this evening. It's 97 degrees and I just WASHED MY CAR.

Google requires twelve people to test your app before you can release it. The issue I'm encountering, Google, is that even Jesus didn't have twelve friends. I hate to ask for email addresses, so: remember Google Groups? Please come join my group ❤️ Free things, clock apps, other stuff, favor to me

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My kingdom for people to understand that if you're posting a picture of text, the text should be in your alt text verbatim. Not a summary, not left out, included exactly as pictured. C'mon.

Our Summer Hay Drive helps us place orders with local vendors so we can stay focused on our residents' needs. If everyone on Bluesky who was able donated $10, we can make our goal! We are a small donor-funded non-profit, and Sweet Cora bunny 🐰 and all of us at Merrymac truly appreciate your support.

We just had someone come fix our 1/3 of an acre jungle weed yard. Took them 7 hours. We are going to keep them coming back every 2 weeks.

Drew a Thing #art #drawing

I'm in this skeet, and be quiet🤣

When I was 11-ish, and my sister was 6, my parents divorced. Dad took us to movies every other weekend. In 1976, he took us to A Star Is Born. Other movies inappropriate for children included Blazing Saddles, and Animal House.

Blair Witch Project. I'm extremely motion sensitive, and the rest of my family isn't, and I would have walked out, but I was too sick to actually do anything except put myself in the recovery position. Also, I would say "heard" the movie, rather than "seen".

$9 that's all we need

Mike Chicknchowmein

HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO MY ETSY THEY GROW UP SO FAST! THE ENTIRE STORE IS 20% OFF THE REST OF THE MONTH! Thank you for your support the past year. #goavsgo #etsy kahunaswag.etsy.com

Case in point @jtp.bsky.social .

pay us plz

I've preferred British comedy, (and other genres) written and other media (films, radio, TV, movies) almost my entire life.

Live your life where, when you pass on, this is how you're talked about.

Noooo, you took the wrong person, Death! I had such a crush on Sam Neill when he was in Reilly, Ace of Spies. Will miss him.

"verify your age" I wanted to watch The Electric Company, and instead I had to watch "the Watergate hearings". Thanks, evil parents!

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Ooof. Missed majic hour by 2 minutes. Boo

Do it!

reaper snags all three of them by sunset ❤️ to charge 🔁 to cast

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Eating a cold hamburger, pretending it's a meat loaf Sammy.

Even if you can only send a few bucks it’d be a great help to me! :)

I’m a bit short this month due to a client refusing to pay a hefty invoice and ghosting me. Any help is much appreciated. 🖤 linktr.ee/gendervoid.gay

i did not speak to mitch mcconnell for any length of time

😭😭😭 got $162 in contributions last night from 2 people. which means! *drumroll* a girl has been paid! i am $86 over my daily goals (doesn't mean we're done for the month yet, still $389 to go. almost halfway there!) and you know what a happy paid girl loves to do

if you haven't migrated to blacksky's appview, this is your time to get off your ass and do it

My husband has been under the impression that The Monkees were "highly skilled musicians". And, as a killjoy, I had to inform him that no. They weren't. They were like many boy bands.

If you're getting hit with age verification bullshit, join blacksky.

We shall retvrn to physical media! - Xbox, Sony

Today in Autistics Deserve Better: Decades of "overlooking autistic women had huge consequences. Left undiagnosed, they were being 'othered and called weird' while facing serious mental health challenges." CN for suicidal ideation. www.bbc.com/news/article... #autism #neurodiversity

@joqatana.bsky.social BTW, how's the and doing?

Dogs on hardwood floor : nah. We'll find the rug in front of the bedroom door.

g'morning lovely people, - everyone looks good in a crop top - support & share mutual aid - tip and share sex workers - don't forget your meds - drink water - have a snack - be kind to yourself - be good to others hope y'all have a lovely Thursday

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I mean, maybe it’s because I’m not a fucking weirdo, but none of my interactions with trans people have resulted in violence.

I am in this photo and I don't like it

$50 short today, don't leave me behind please $25 a day is reasonable until you start missing days

a girl is extra sad when the number on the right goes up and not the number on the left

once again its less than an hour until tomorrow and a girl hasn't been paid

"Everyone is 12 now" "This has been talked about extensively you're just 21" The greatest proper divisors of 12 and 21? Respectively are 6,7

Uhhhhhh, don't use it? wapo.st/3TmHl5G

tip Tuesday or something I'm $25 away from posting today send tips. I'll send nudes. plz get it filled before 23.59 tonight, I'd like to work sometime today

MAGIC HOUR @tylerfromtheinternet.com @adorablecyb.org