I just go where @cyberstalin.bsky.social goes.

Yeah, we’ve reached the point where “I’ve done my own research” either (rarely) includes every study for like 85 years on a topic or (likely) the TikTok algorithm kicked your anxiety into fucking overdrive over the course of 6 weeks.

Piplup is my guy forever, but if I was to get a bit creative and avoid starters (and stay purely mono-type) then i gotta go with my favourite lil shell

Something more eye-rolling than the Punisher Skull. I’m shocked.

Whenever I pay $6.66 for anything on Bandcamp

Which is your favorite water-type Pokemon?

I think that first Protomen record is brilliant.

Defend trans shitposters.

Harding’s not alone. Most of a century later, Nate Dogg demanded Warren G shorten his name, as he refused to lend his croon to “Gamaliel.”

Because fiction is all but ravenous to disarm and redeem fascists of all stripes with the confines of its scripts, how would the contemporary liberal or nebulously left writer attempt to redeem a Trump like character?

It’s so annoying that we all have to just continually point out how rules around/between decorum and violation are applied asymmetrically to vulnerable groups versus the people who are always hassling them, and it’s extra insulting that the people in charge are trying to lol it away.

Hegseth showing off his palms and how incredibly greasible they are.

Plea to make “Jekyll and Hyde” a reference to a mfer being so damn tight-assed that they’ll do just about anything to get their rocks off.

I think I would like to buy like a bike kit. I think learning to build a bike would be interesting.

It’s funny how every conspiracy theory in science dorks thinks is on the bleeding edge, like the holographic universe, turns out to be older than their grandparents from people who aren’t scientists but have a lot of money and a lot of experience talking to a physicist at a party once.

AI can’t capture the unique thrill of getting a call from an acquaintance who’s “brother’s friend’s band” is pulling up to play for gas money and pizza, do I want to go, and it turns out to be a band that’s about to dominate the national stage for 10 years.

045. Tracy Chapman One of the best albums of my lifetime, definitely one of the best solo debuts ever. This album reminds me of July 1988, and a girl I met that summer. This got mis-filed after John Cougar, it should have come before The Clash. 😂

"leftist" "socialist" motherfucker if you refuse to treat anyone's being with respect you're just an embarrassed liberal

I do not think highly of America’s military, nor its leadership. But, I do not believe for a minute that many of them felt charmed or seen by Pete Hegseth and his characterization of the military’s job as to “kill people and break things.” And, that they somehow do not belong in polite society.

Okay, I gotta talk about this "AI actor Tilly Norwood thing." The press release that every outlet is regurgitating says "several agencies are interested in signing her." Here's how you know it's bullshit. Signing what? Agencies represent performers. There's no performer here. It's a product.

She’s staring me down from halfway across the parking lot. She’s every mom with half-grown kids who could not be assed to care about what anybody, not even those half-grown kids, think of her appearance. She throws an accusatory finger towards me. “Be you warned, stranger. Dark magic is afoot!”

The perspective that links Big Oil and the opposition to trans rights is that various oppressive structures serve to bolster one another for the betterment of capitalism. Which I don’t disagree with. It’s just giving me a lot to think about.

The comedian getting to be the sole arbiter of when they are the stalwart champion of truth and just a funny little guy is a very perfect encapsulation of the American ideal.

For today’s #5MinArt I’m thinking about summer ending, though for some of you it’s just starting…let’s draw a BEACH, any medium, any skill level! Post it here when you’re done!

Oh, I’m sorry. No, I don’t work in watercolors. I said, “gauche on paper.”

Thank you, Spark.

Team Jumbled products barely allow enough socializing to make the media worth it. Boredom has to be better than allowing this company to damage me emotionally and psychically in exchange for memes.

“Raid: Shadow Legends x Hans Christian Anderiverse” could have been a cheeky joke like 10 years ago. Now it’s another fucking ad that preys on my unhappiness. A marketing firm had a better day because I was miserable.

Pokémon Concierge telling the stories we want to hear, like “how is the average person supposed to meet the needs of a fire-breathing dragon?”

If you did anything on the upcoming Animal Farm movie, I hope the worst for you. No jobs, no hope, no peace, no rest.

I'm not asking politicians to agree with me on all points, I'm just asking them to agree with me on concepts of very basic human rights and dignity. It's like taking a bus, if I see some politician is about to throw my friends under it I'm getting off the bus and kicking their shit in.

Young people in love: a bratty sub relishes in her partners colorfully fighting over her, much to the chagrin of a Haitian auntie, in front of Newark Penn.

(Extremely Quad City DJs voice) 🎵 Before we get to locomotion, lemme give y’all some game: Ticket 1-6-9 will let you ride this train

I guess if you wake up from being fucking conked and can barely make out the New York City skyline, maybe a couple buildings look like grasping crooked fingers reaching to pull the moon into its eager clutches?

“Cream Team” is absolutely the most unfortunate name you can give any group of people. Anyone who refers to themselves or others as Cream Team is highlighting that they are the most severe dorks at best.

When people say “remember the 90s?”, among my first thoughts is that many people were paid likely relatively well to shoot a 2001 spoof as Disney Channel station ID and it was very unlikely that few people cared.

There are lyrics in songs that are so perfectly performed that even if you disagree with them, they get S T U C K in your head. So peace to the person from Callous Daoboys, but I think there is something VERY cosmic about it.

I’ve seen footage of WWE’s Crown Jewel event in Saudi Arabia. This comedy thing is just more manufacturing consent.

Oh, I’m sorry, I said “Qurantined.” *Worships the religion of humanity and its architect Allah (SWT) guided by his prophet and last messenger, Mohammad (PBUH)*

In Democracy you've got to be a player.

Frankishly Gaul and suffering from Septimania.

Trying to identify my fellows among Charlemagne’s 12 Peers in the midst of the Umayyad by asking if they are a pal of Din.

What are some the most low-key nasty guitar tones? I’m unsure if Death Breath’s “Stinking Up the Night” counts as low-key, but I’m unsure if it’s still being appreciated the same way.

I want to be on an ADHD medication, but I really hate the 3 months it might takes to get the right dose. Being too hyper, not sleeping, not eating.

Revocation was more interesting when Davidson’s writing seemed more interested in sardonically pointing outward. I like to think he was happier doing that, and it made the music more fun and lively.

In a cyberpunk dystopia, I think I’d rather die than jack in. But, if I’m finna get taken out, I’m finna do it while trying to murk the personification of Microsoft Teams.

I’m finna ride so many buses in the next period and I am very excited.

I’ll never forget my dad finding The Dark Knight Returns TPB in my room at a particularly young age, reading it, and then informing me that Jaws was rated PG. He had the weirdest and most effective ways to punish us, man.

When do I start?