FUCKING FINALLY

How does Robert Galbraith keep getting work?

Love that there’s an animal actor involved in the movie, but we will not abide ANY Pup Named Scooby Doo revisionism.

With friends like these, who the fuck needs COINTELPRO?

⚠️ LINEUP NEWS ⚠️ — ALICIA CORDISCO REJOINS JUDICATOR Statements from Alicia and John attached

DICK TRACY (September 9, 1979)

“Mutations” by Sam McPheeters is among the more interesting retrospectives on hardcore punk. Less another revisionist chronicle of begone era than a series of profiles and impressions of McPheeters’ experiences with people, bands, and places that made an impact on whatever hardcore punk actually is.

They could absolutely make Blazing Saddles today, but they couldn’t make Hook again to save their lives.

He’s mogging all y’all.

I know at least 1 person today is going to tell me that they wanted to buy my candles until they saw my shirt it’s gonna be really uncomfortable for me But I’m gonna take a deep breath and tell them to fuck off and Happy pride. If I can’t use my privilege to protect my siblings what’s the point

NEW PROTEST THE HERO HELL YEAH

The Deadguy reunion was, in a word, good. Their return album is solid, but I can’t help but wonder if the impression it made was due in part to being in their 50s. Like, “y’all went tf off for old guys!” The Rorschach reunion was less impactful. So, now it’s Burnt by the Sun’s turn. I’m hopeful.

Aries: If you get caught committing a crime, quickly commit a worse crime so that the first crime seems less bad by comparison.

I wrote about shutting down Delaney Hall (with reference to the forthcoming book HOW TO CLOSE A CAMP)

it's @roryblank.bsky.social shirt day 💪

Dinnuh Dwag

Mikie Sherrill suddenly aghast that they won’t even let HER into Delaney Hall after she let the fucking cops run roughshod over protestors. How DARE they deny her entry after she let them have a little assault and battery as a treat.

Fix Your Hearts or Die - This is All Elite Wrestling @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social #AEW

If you look for GIFs of Dwayne The Rock Johnson, you can find one where someone put Elon Musk’s face on The Rock’s body while he’s doing the “if you smeeeeeelllll…” motion. It’s horrifying.

fate summons you, playboy

I’m not sure JRR Tolkien is capable of changing my mind on any number of topics.

Andy Merrill (Brak) is an Amazon delivery driver. Carey Means (Frylock) got CHF from/exacerbated by COVID & was recently working as a restaurant dishwasher. C. Martin Croker (Zorak) died of sepsis from an infected tooth he couldn't afford to get treated. Capitalism destroys both art & artist.

Going to Google’s AI summary to find out if an artist on your streaming platform of choice is AI is playing yourself.

“You alright, mate?” - The British punk band I paid 20£ for their EP.

The music stream apps hoping to shore up interest in their huge genAI investment by promising “personalized podcasts” feels like this huge cynical bet that people are so lonely, so alienated, that even simulated voices talking about things they care about might be enough to get some tokens used up.

Remember when that string of Boeing whistleblowers, Epstein victims & BLM organizers died before they could testify in court, & everybody just decided it was a sad coincidence

“(Thing) looks like (a similar thing) on crack” is some old bullshit.

Holy shit. Eerie, Indiana is free on YouTube.

Did…did Brent Hinds pass and Mastodon had a meeting like “hey, y’all trying to write metal again?”

The 2 minutes between looking up Francisco Goya’s “El gran cabrón” and realizing you were looking for Francisco Goya’s “El Aquelarre”, which is not Francisco Goya’s “Vuelo de Brujas”, is the 2 minutes it takes to discover Francisco Goya may be your favorite painter.

I disagree.

I just can’t trust your company or product if it’s sponsoring a YouTube video essay.

Peace to all the noise or especially noisy punk bands that end a really caustic EP on a wavy instrumental.

tfw navy blue gets introspective on a track

Cops busting through a barricade that they set up is pretty tough to misinterpret.

“Backrooms” feels like it was primarily designed for people only reasonably aware of the idea. Creepy, some very effective scares, and a tepid examination of memory trying to make a concept into a story. I liked it, but I could tell the creepy pasta faithful would be displeased.

Not too many more weekends where we’re just trying to occupy ourselves while we wait to pickup Z, so tonight is Backrooms and Shadow of Mordor until we both pass out.

Just going to point out that the New Jersey State Police treated anti-ICE protesters the same way police all over the country treated anti-genocide protesters in 2024, and the same way police all over the country treated racial justice protesters in 2020.

#VIsibilityBrigade #Paramus #NJ

The tendency of aging trad metal vocalists to adopt a nonna's aesthetic can be solely traced back to one Ronnie James Dio

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪

George Washington developed cannibalistically way before Melville dreamed of white whales and holy grail.

Oh, I’m sorry, no. This is the Magic *Comet*bus. *A yellow school bus door opens and zines, glorious zines, start pouring out. A kid picks one up and suddenly has deep opinions on “Zen Arcade”*

LUCHA UNDERGROUND BACK ON YOUTUBE LGGGGGGGGGGG

José Anibal Laureano Colón was born innocent.

Oh hell yeah

I bought so many Superman comics during this era as Blue, Red, Blue-Red books felt like they were exploring old Superman stories and conflicts and contradictions with new eyes and voices.

“I don’t care for Frozen Soul.”