Oh we’re all gonna loovvvvee watching irony have its way with this motherfucker

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“Within a week, Israel bombed two art galleries, seven museums, two main archives in Gaza, and hundreds of archaeological sites,” says Amer Shomali, director of the Palestinian Museum. “This battle of trying to erase the Palestinian culture and Palestinian memory—it’s not something theoretical.”

Good thing no precedents are being set in our federal govt that any given sociopath will now find irresistible to exploit

Can we outlaw being old

"In addition, we captured the other two Dark Triad traits of Machiavellianism (α = 0.84) and psychopathy (α = 0.73) to determine whether narcissism remained a distinctive, incremental predictor of remote work resistance above and beyond these two other socially aversive traits."

6 years of research: "The only trait that consistently predicted objections to remote work was narcissism—the tendency to be self-centered & entitled. The higher the opinions of themselves leaders expressed, the more they coveted power and status—& the more they favored return-to-office mandates."

Who else here feels like anonymous disembodied pixels on a screen

When your country is definitely not doomed or cursed

Commercial ad idea: let the bodies hit Dior, let the bodies hit Dior

An imminent future in which I’m paralyzed by government-mandated chiropractic

Who among us hasn’t begged for salvation from the War on Sunshine and Vitamins and their heartless refusal to delete databases of so-called “peer-reviewed science.” Long live the New Vibes

I’m sorry but there’s no reason to take anyone over 80 seriously about anything

[announcer] it looks like the weird out-of-touch centrist team is rolling out their first desperate effort to save their lock on the party… let’s see what those millions in Epstein-class PR funding bought them Jim [Jim] if I had to guess I’d say it bought them more weird out-of-touch centrism

Happy 4th. Next year in Israel!🙏

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Love this century

Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros have been a disaster for the human race

Sitting outside of an air-conditioned cafe in a heat wave at 2pm with a large hot tea & a freshly toasted bagel in long sleeves because frankly someone has to set an example for the youth

Things may be pretty bad lately but at least wasp ladies have stopped wearing keffiyehs

Not the Ernest Hemingway tattoo

We need to do more than call things weird on social media imo

🫩(Tfw u skip to the last sentence of the review of a book entitled Should We Go Extinct)

In woke 2 every SCOTUS gets locked in their own portajohn & rolled down the capitol steps

Not since Ancient Greece have the gods bestowed such a rich banquet of metaphor upon a polis

Is there anyone more going-to-hell than Clarence Thomas

I love getting older and just not bothering to understand a single word of articles like these

"A Tesla vehicle will drive in fully autonomous mode from LA to NY by end of 2017" "and then the car will go park itself. It will do this without the need for a single touch, including the charger" (Elon Musk Oct 19 2016) 10 years later your Tesla crashed into a UK .. Funeral Director's shopfront

There’s always the possibility that she’s just unable to outrun them

……………….{coughexceptstopbombingthem}

Reading the news & I’m still not really clear what the UK PM’s job is. Is it kind of like the cop’s in The Wicker Man?

Nukes for me but not for thee

reminiscing on how RBG refused Obama's offer to step down and choose her own replacement despite being a million year old cancer survivor, and later on in Trump's first term decided to officiate a wedding maskless during a pandemic and died of Definitely Not Covid a few weeks later

We all know the guy who’s like “idk what happened to Instagram, your timeline used to be what you wanted to see but now they just fill it with [very specific fetish porn]” & they have no idea what they just admitted to & no one tells them

some people want free stuff. and happiness! this is of course very bad

“Whoever has found the world has found a corpse” -Gospel of Thomas

I think the worst job would be “girl who stands outside the Randian steakhouse looking hot in a way insecure aggressive men like”

There have always been these exact whiners in America, endlessly whining in the loudest possible way. A long proud lineage of white people just terrified at the concept of anyone approaching them with spicy food

Ty WSJ. I’m quite relieved to learn this is all Iran’s fault

I am very glad I’m not living in Caracas rn but let’s be honest - it’s only a matter of time for all of us to experience maximum disaster

This is very very by design. It might even be the greatest trick American capitalism ever pulled

If nobody buys my next book it’s bc I forgot about the compositional rule of thirds on too many of my horizon lines

Good to get on the same page re: their Radical Democrats Are Stealing Elections messaging

Seems like a rather decent political strategy to pretend to be for something right up to a few days before the vote then suddenly change yr mind

Fwiw. Free Biden or w/e

Clearly the federal government hates zines now bc they’re jealous of the attendance at open-mic poetry readings

The National Endowment for the Arts stage has a solo performer up there right now. He is playing an audience of one. He just urged her to follow him on Instagram. I have seen larger audiences at 8am academic panels. I feel bad for the guy.

[very charismatic man whos definitely gonna try to run for president in 2 years voice] uhm actually your jacket pin calling my penis bulbous and misshapen transgresses against the alexandrine catechism

This truly is where we’re at. This entire thing has genuinely been perfect for what everything is. This is a fair of honesty.