Anyone else surrounded by off-gassing plastics

Lotta people talking big about life not being a simulation don’t even know that the love interest in Trainspotting and No Country For Old Men are played by the same actress

Eight million dollars is a lot of taxpayer money to spend on missiles to extrajudicial murder a couple of random dudes for the crime of being in a boat

I can’t believe this is real

Charlie Kirk said he opposed gay rights. And yet he got his throat rocked by a dude. Curious!

Filthy Shitter Coffee Roasters now serving SeaTac

Introducing the 2029 Ford Cuntfucker

In a 5-minute phone call to dispatchers, a federal immigration officer requests police backup last October to help with a kid tailing him on a motorized bicycle. "I need someone here now, or else I'm going to have to shoot this kid," the officer said on a recording of the call obtained by OPB.

The GOP is just Oceans 11 for assembling the world’s most punchable faces

Ngl sometimes I don’t let it sink in at all

Please read this article to the end. Even before ICE got involved, this started because this *blind man who speaks no English and uses a curtain rod as a walking stick* got lost on a walk and some Karen called the police on him and they tasered and beat him bc he didn’t drop the rod. WTF

Wonder how that Tourette’s guy who just experienced literally a Tourette’s person’s worst nightmare is holding up

TECHBROS 👇 💥💥💥🌎💥💥💥 👆 RUSHED, SUBSIDIZED, REGULATION-FREE CONSTRUCTION OF NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS

Can you all please stop posting about the sotu, you’re blocking my view of the news

That’s the face of a Roman senator who knows the empire is donezo

Oh. So that’s why my dad suddenly knows/is mad about congressional insider trading as of last week

I was looking for an entirely unrelated news story i saw in my feed & gave up after 15 minutes of scrolling through approximately one billion posts of trumps face at the sotu. So many of u have an incurable disease

who did this

Looks like we’re setting up for another painful reminder of how Boycotts Don’t Work Anymore with this year’s SOTU

What is the Muslim solution to suffering?

lol not nearly as much as increasing it will

OK I think we can shut the lights off on civilization & revert to apes at this point before we embarrass ourselves any further

Police chief admits crimebot is a Nazi, but says “who gives a shit and also fuck you all”

Vandalizing a Buddhist center is the get-sushi-and-not-pay of Nazi crimes. The dick energy could not be more shriveled

Erasure takes many forms

I love drawing cartoons and will continue to ruin my life and future for as long as possible in order to be able to keep doing them

Every now and then, I remember that JD Vance smashed the "like" button after reading this tweet, then went back and unliked it five years later when he ran for the Senate.

Another chilling implication in the “every accusation an admission” dept

For years, a cynical opportunist backed issues that promised to make him rich & famous. Then, the profitable issues changed. You’ll never guess what happened next

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

Lmaoooo trump saying ppl want to assassinate him bc ppl only want to assassinate “consequential presidents.” Like JFK. Guaranteed multiple Caesars did this kind of trolling

Today’s thing Fox News is mad about is how ppl needed (apparently) 2 forms of ID in order to do the emergency snow shoveling in NYC. Mentioning this is clearly a way to both-sides the coming new ID requirements for midterm elections. The propaganda getting so nuanced out there

Why am I dying

I’m confused. Y’all are clutching pearls over the FBI being led by a jack-dick loser podcast bro who’s making the World’s Second Creepiest Government Institution look like a joke? Are we talking about the same FBI? Can someone please invent an app with less nerds

FDR: "I assume that the German leaders are not deeply concerned, tonight or any other time, by what we Americans or the American Government say or publish about them. We cannot bring about the downfall of Nazism by the use of long-range invective."

What will be genx’s version of the boomer need to watch Americas Funniest Home Videos? What drooling hell awaits me?

Anyone got any sick drawings of a mace

I’m here almost solely bc bsky hasn’t gotten popular enough yet to cash in with ads & algorithms. The less Nazi shit is nice too

“it turns out that the engine of Musk’s X — its algorithmic ‘For You’ page — is an ideological ratchet.” - @jwherrman.bsky.social nymag.com/intelligence...

The FBI Director, everyone. You paid for it.

New post up at www.patreon.com/gabbyschulz

So I guess the EPA is deleting information about Superfund sites now One good thing about the last Dark Ages is they didn’t have to worry about overwhelming amounts of industrial toxins and wastes permeating their groundwater and farmland

Important update: Local news outlet in Illinois says that kid who punched the pro-ICE jerk even though he was told he would get in trouble did not face any charges but served a two-day suspension from school. www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2026/02/20/s...

Scott McElree, Quakertown, PA police chief, is a fucking child abuser and fascist. He should be treated as such for the rest of his miserable worthless days. Anyone that touches children like this, that touches small girls like this, deserves punishment.

Some lady who is def a sorority alum is on Fox News rn telling the world that the reason for the tariffs is to help the working class

A Customs and Border Protection supervisor from Laredo, Texas has been charged with harboring his undocumented girlfriend, who also happens to be his niece. Records describe Andres Wilkinson, 52, as having a romantic relationship with the woman — who is also his brother's adult daughter.

Motorists are instructed to not, under any circumstances, slow down to ogle the 8-car pileup with multiple mangled bodies strewn across the interstate

I need a rough estimate of how many people on earth actually take this shit seriously before I decide whether it’s worth it to be alive next week

I remember a time when people would talk exactly like this about Bill Gates, before he pumped all that money into charity for exactly this reason