Plugged in my new controller and it’s just goin

Aries: Look, the stars hate you. Maybe try tarot or taking responsibility for your own life.

I also saw a video of one of them (maybe the same woman?) saying if she had her first words on the moon they’d be “is this enough for you, mom????” So glad we’re sending Xennials to space.

Kate Beckinsale is going through it right now and we apparently can add Michael Sheen to the list of “yes maybe all men” www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/...

lol what is book

Here it is and here we are

I’m at the point where the gardeners have been here for 6 hours and aren’t done and I’m ready for them to just give up and go home

Did you know there are actually two sides to the question of whether women are people?

I hurry through the museum, taking a photo of every artwork and every explanatory text. I will never look at any of them.

BookTok is, unfortunately, a Frankenstein's monster built of our sins, past present and future. One of the horrifying joys of the internet is that you get to see your beliefs mutate into twisted abominations in a matter of weeks, not years or decades or centuries.

Where’s the tummy hort post

he absolutely threw these women to the wolves and now is replacing them with men who even more enthusiastic about riding his dick

Universal Basic Income — like Social Security — isn't about creating dependency; it's about ending it. It gives people the leverage to negotiate better wages and better conditions. It turns the labor market from a coercive "choice" into an actual choice. That's the freedom we should be fighting for.

remember "show your work"? computer programs didn't have to do that for a long time because what happened between input and output was math, or a check against a preset data source. not perfect but purposefully designed to achieve something specific. ai products simply don't do this

And what’s especially wild is that for my whole education we were repeatedly told “Wikipedia doesn’t count as a source” and now we’re just… doing this while Wikipedia remains a reliable resource simply because of its HUMAN element

This is the issue with AI use now. We’re taught computers are objective tools that only do exactly what you tell them when you tell them to do it. If it doesn’t know it says so. If you asked wrong it says so. ai isn’t a computer. it’s a sycophantic pathological liar. But it looks like a computer.

White people using love of Samuel L Jackson as a virtue signal in my tl today

forgot the most important of the genre

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

Stream it on poob

we need a singing animated crab. we’ve never needed one more, as a nation, than we need one right now

Reddit post this morning about a girl born in 98 saying she remembered 9/11 for social clout

The HARDEST pass

Neither pokopia nor Stardew is scratching the itch right now guess I’ll die because I’m sure as shit not gonna work

until healthcare is free you should be able to buy any hormone, steroid or recreational drug over the counter. it's incredible that we dont have rights to our own endocrine systems. there should also be a pill that reverses the effects of eating too much hot dogs and it should come with the hot dogs

Hear me out

Ok to be fair it was my step mother with a bottle of pills but the rest is identical

What’s wild just absolutely wild is the degree this story is identical to my childhood and in decades of trying to make it funny I’ve never bailed it like this. The difference between me and the pros.

Just saw someone refer to Reddit as an app

Extremely perturbed by the housing system in Pokopia - the prefabs are all physically huge and fit 4 Pokémon, the tiny 3x4 I built out of stone also fits 4 Pokémon though quite vexingly they can’t even all be home at once without someone waiting outside.

If you say it like poko peeya I’m gonna slap your face

Stwuggling and wuffering

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

Windows 98 Plus: Science

The people in the tattoo Reddit are always getting cover ups and laser and I love all my tattoos even the ones I kind of hate

I’m just so weary today I can’t even bring myself to shoot the shit in my meetings instead of doing the work

i took yearbook photos of all our new chicks this weekend. these two were my favorite

excuse me but i want things to improve without any effort in my part. is that too much to ask?

That it is worth spending time and money to make a product easy to use

Almost bought the autographed Dwight Schrute glasses but I’m officially old enough that I’m looking at things in terms of who had to throw them away when I’m dead

FERAL- 2026

Ok I have thought about it long enough and Leafeon is my favorite eeveelution

💔

it’s on jooble dude just log in to bebee

Look it dat ear

pokopia!

These protests are still clinging to a strategy of reaffirming the United States project, which at its roots is a capitalist-colonial endeavor. The attempt to “get back to the founding values of this country” will not solve the problems created by those very foundations.

I hate when my job is interesting

i don't want to say it but also what if we're winning