I want computers to do what I fucking tell them and nothing else

STOP IT !!! I DONT WANT ANY OF THIS !!! I AM A GIANT FUCKING NERD AND I HAVE NEVER HATED TECHNOLOGY BEFORE THE LAST 2 YEARS FUCK EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU DOING THIS SHIT FUCK YOU

my buddy had a dream about "newport snows" which where like, spearmint, not menthol so i made it for him in photoshop and got carried away

@magpie.tips if you’re looking for your next linocut tableau I’ll be your first customer to put it next to my Beverly Hills one

Can’t wait to see how changing the way the most visited website in the world (dont @ me) to an ai interface will drive up ai use stats for investors

jeevsus died for our sins

babe why are you so obsessed with the green ribbon tied around my neck just let it go

Towards the end of its approximately 20 year lifecycle, the venerable network procedural prepares for its eventual death by asexually growing offshoots that might survive it In this way, a family of Law & Orders or NCISs can tread the same ground over and over again for well over a century

And unlike an intern whose work you also have to check, AI is literally incapable of learning from its mistakes unless you explicitly modify it to do so and even then…

If AI companies and proponents were more honest about its capabilities, not only would it be less attractive but we would stop replacing functions like note-taking with tools that are guaranteed to transcribe stuff that was never said and misstate things that were said.

Literal Super Bowl ads present AI agents and LLMs as ways to do your work *for* you, completely obscuring the fact that it *cannot* accurately do anything 100% of the time, which means you have to double check everything, which means you are still doing the work or retracing all of its steps.

Today’s fresh hell: Work has me watching an ai generated video of ai people reading an ai script about how to spot when ai is used for security breaches with social engineering.

people will do all this instead of just writing themselves

oh i get the book now

And now this??? Like we don't have enough to deal with.

Fucking cool of my pc to lock me out like this

am i playing monster hunter right

I’ve been in therapy since I was eight years old. and only yesterday did I unpack the effect that my father abusing our dogs had on me. Given all the parenting crimes it never came up. But I get that most people don’t grow up with their dad beating the shit out of animals in front of them.

The artists way introduction reads like it was written by friends of bill w so much it’s making me laugh #theartistsway

Time for vulnerable: I’m starting The Artists Way tomorrow, hoping to unlearn some of the shit that’s stopped me from writing in the years since I last loved it. I hear it’s pretty fucking grueling so naturally I’ll be dragging you along if you want. I’ll try to keep it tagged with #theartistsway

My phone will not let me type dia without changing it to @dialacina.com

Buenos dias mis amores

MY IDEA - dashare.zone ADMIN

Two fun stories to view side-by-side: - An Australian psychiatrist is refusing patients that don't agree to the use of an AI scribe - A new Canadian study finding AI scribes have a shockingly high failure rate www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/0...

So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count

capitalism relies on the people it fails to provide fodder to feed the machine of captalism

“We have made a technology that creates nothing but will ensure you have no future while we get richer and richer wait why are you boooing?”

reposting my own bullshit because i'm worth it

I got Stanley some chickens and he absolutely loved them so now he has 6

I am so good at photographing my dogs

Two nights ago I had a dream I invented yesterpass, a security system where your password was the password you had yesterday

POV: you made eye contact with Staniel

*game cube start up noises*

God I love a sober elder

ALL THAT MATTERS IS FRIENDSHIP AND SMUT

Just a little one

Books are the most productive thing I do laying down and I just think that’s neat

interviewer: can you explain the gap on your resume? me: oh it's like a store for preppy 20 year olds

elon musk licks turds with his tongue

elon getting put in twitter jail for over posting every fucking day would be extremely funny, at least

there is nothing i will pay $1 for that I wouldn't pay $20 for, at minimum. Value your work, babes <3

Some people hide their sadness behind a smile.

If ours was a world where AI (the ideology, politic, and tech) were, uh, asking these graduates to shape AI this might resonate. But it’s not. Look, you cannot go out and market your new corporate monopoly widget as the death kneel to American workers and then ask new workers to be excited.

turns out it was a bit of a whoopsie to focus on low level j6 rioters rather than throwing the ring leaders in jail immediately and tossing the keys. oh well, better luck next time!

Today I spent 4 1/2 literal hours of my job trying to get a single image to rotate 360° in figma (balls) This is while looking at guides the whole time like I can be dumb, but I can follow a guide and I could not get it

proper squat form