Well, let’s not be so quick to rule out the first one

this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look

are you an artist who takes TTRPG character commissions? would you like to be in a starter pack? let me know below! 🫶🏻 I'm hoping to put this together in the next few days~ 🩷 #DnD #SupportArtists

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anyway gotta go modify all my encounters for -2 players

Looking at the transcript from last week's D&D (we were on our 5 min break and everyone was back except pregnant mom & dad players) "I hope they're not having the baby right now." "I'm not gonna lie. I was like, it would be really funny" Dad jumps on: "Hey guys. Hey."

not just a big garbage truck,

They really took everything that was interesting about Cuckoo (2024) out of the trailers and as such I really slept on it but that was a pretty good movie!

How does the Polyphemus fight music fuck so hard

"Perhaps this diet coke will cure my seasonal depression," I say every time I crack open another can.

I finished the double boon list 🥲

Gday #portfolioday I’m Mike, an illustrator in the fantasy/rpg/TCG space I love expressive characters, moody spaces and lingering moments If you’re looking for work like this I’d love to talk

Checking in about half way through the month. Didn’t watch Saw or Green Room because I’ve seen them within the last year. FD: Bloodlines was great, as was Event Horizon and American Psycho. Don’t know if I can bring myself to watch Teen Wolf…

arctic wolf pupy comic 05 - patreon.com/wolfpupy

It took humanity almost 10 full years to make another found footage movie worthy of the genre after Blair Witch in 1999 but fuck if Cloverfield isn’t a fine fine film.

This is always my favorite stat on Letterboxd

In my next life I wanna be the cloverfield monster

Hate that there’s no “return to shadow” button in hades 2 sometimes I just don’t wanna button mash anymore but I already got what I needed

you know how they use 555 numbers in movies so nobody calls anyone -- they should use just a big BAWOOGA noise for doorbells so dogs don't flip their shit

i said this as half a shitpost but the more I think about it the more it's true. somebody ask Bryan Bertino

Have any of you seen Vicious because I'm 100% sure it's the best metaphor for being a millennial I've ever seen

If there’s one hill I will always die on is that actors need to take classes on how to hold a cigarette if they have to smoke for a roll it goes BETWEEN YOUR LAST TWO KNUCKLES or YOU HOLD WITH YOUR THUMB AND FOREFINGER with JUST ENOUGH SPACE FOR YOUR LIPS ON THE END

Hades just dropping this H1 art like it won't wreck my whole shit is super rude

No I’d rather pay $60 a month for an app that steals my data, shoves ai down my throat and takes 72 minutes to load

New mountain goats album fucks

I've had 3 different emails in the last few days that were essentially "hey, are you ever gonna make XYZ again" and XYZ is a scent I haven't made in literal years. IDK what to say, because part of me is like aww I should get the supplies again and make it for them but that's how I went broke.

just like when you go out to eat you need to consider the tip as part of your cost, you need to consider shipping from a small business as part of your budget. We don't control shipping prices and we don't have our own shipping services like amazon.

Still fucks so hard

We had one of these at my dads house and it kicked ass but i never barfed

WOW!!!!!

Fuck yes time to watch Event Horizon (1997)

This is… well you see the problem

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

king of carrot flowers

odysseus couldn't have done all that stuff if he had a job

It’s a weekend for donuts

BREAKING: living under the current administration is now classified as a chronic health condition. additionally, healthcare for that chronic condition is not allowed under the current administration

15 years of my brand

My water tracking app isn’t working so that means I don’t have to have liquids

dear friends: *have a baby* me: dude can you believe this happened to me

now that he's here and mom & dad are good HEY HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF YOUR PLAYERS GO INTO LABOR WHILE YOU'RE DMING D&D

I think that during debates if you interrupt someone you should automatically be taken off the ballot

Sorry Fortnite but if I have learned one single thing from Scooby Doo it's that he's NOT a smart hire

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

I don't think they should be allowed to do that