I'm so glad people came together to save the 385 TERAbyte cache of data on Myrient. AI may have torpedoed the ship (scraping the site plus driving up RAM and SSD—and so hosting—costs) but the cargo's all been saved. (Also this article reminds me that Descent II is 30 years old witheringrapidly.gif)

There is no GOATEST GAMES trans category because theyre all winners. Happy TDoV 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Will be entirely offline tomorrow as i fucking hate April Fools day with a burning passion.

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Got brted and hacked a DSi last night, took 23 minutes and 10 of that was moving files to the old as hell 8gb sd card i found

So is Deltarune just Persona 5 but bad

HAPPY MEAT SOCK MONDAY BLUESKY GET THAT MEAT GANG, THIS WEEK WILL BE GREAT

Sunday evening take: the 3ds is Nintendo's best console. Great formfactor outstanding library, easy to hack, great price I love the SNES, Gamecube was baller, and Switch was fantastic but godDAMN the 3DS was GOAT

What the fuck is Netflix premium i thought it was just Netflix or no flicks

If you ever get the chance to watch someone play a game genre for the first time i recommend it as a surreal experience. Explaining to the wife what an "iron sight" is in a shooter was never something i thought i'd have to do

Lol no it won't. 0eople will just not purchase this and the industry will finally collaose and be forced to correct

Warhorse Studios (Kingdom Come Deliverance) fires their translator to replace him with ai to "save money". Between this and Vavara's bullshit Warhorse is jumping to the top of my "never buy again list"

Just a reminder that they still intend to do this, dont let the backlash die down, keep cancelling your subscription.

A house built on bad foundation may look nice but will fall apart the second you close the front door

CURSE YOU BAYLE easily my favorite Fromsoft boss fight, such an incredible spectacle

You love to see it. Eat shit, Nadella. "Microsoft’s fall from grace, having it's worst quarter since 2008 and it's worst start to a year ever." (Also, CBS have a sub-head writer who doesn't know its from it's, heh.) www.cnbc.com/video/2026/0...

Thinking again about Fun Pizza

Banned from TedTalkX for my thesis "Rosalina's footjobs, why floating all the time makes her the foot GOAT"

oh just one more thing

NEW: Wikipedia has banned AI-generated content.

Woke Nintendo be like mario gaylaxy

Fuck Harry Potter watch Wizards People Dear Reader instead

Even if Rowling wasn’t an asshole, it’s a shame a bunch of mediocre children’s books are celebrated when the same country gave us Discworld

I don't give a shit about Harry Potter because i'm 34 and employed

Steam has updated to list Android as a supported OS. Does tgis mean Steam is looking to expand to the mobile market? I'd be very interested to see that, native Steam support would be a (pun 50% intended) game changer

Street fighter patching out incest is the funniest thing to happen in a fighting game since that dude threw a crab at Hungrybox

Here are Dave and David's full unedited comments for those interested:

He’s right

Anyway enough tech talk purple stake abandoned deck is going to make me blow up a planet

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

bro???? the ram shortage was all because of a complete hoax???

Aside from the obviously great news about Sora being shut down, the inevitable death of OpenAI is absolutely the Pets.)com of this hideous bubble. While the pop has been slow and insidious that will be the moment that defines it as actually popping, the deafening noise that wakes us all up

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

A sex coach for vaginal weightlifters has been charged with assaulting a census taker who knocked on her door in Cumming Parade www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-n...

Slamdancing to the MarioRPG soundtrack

obligatory

"They gave us a horse, they gave us this masdive wooden horse and we let the gate open right up! Its the biggest wooden horse i've ever seen and its just great. We're gonna put it in the middle of the city, you're gonna love this horse"

Let this be a lesson to the rest of the companies hawking AI shit, you make a novelty and a novelty is only novel for so long.

OpenAI is shutting down Sora and dropping video features from ChatGPT. Disney was previously said to be investing $1B, licensing 200+ characters across Marvel, Pixar, Star Wars & more for use in ChatGPT and Sora.

"You make this industry exist. They don't."

They are also shuttering a bunch of game modes like Rocket Racing and Ballistic while raising v-buck prices and claiming they are spending more money than they are making somehow. Just an absolute dumpster fire of a company. However much you hate Tim Sweeney, it isn’t enough.

"Yeah you can just use ai to sumarize these points for you" -Vendor Why the fuck would i do that i'm capable of reading an article thats why the article exists

Cousin was over and my mom mentioned i enjoy history so they asked for a history story so i explained the Bob Semple tank and they told my mom they think i'm autistic

Aside from the obvious issues Robert E Lee wasn't even that good of a general. While he did have an understanding of defensive warfare, being called King of Spades for his entrenchments, he was unbelievably stupid on the offensive. He only did well because the Union generals he faced were dumber

Heretic 2's always been kind of a pain in the ass to get working on modern PCs. Heretic2R is a new reverse-engineered source port that alleviates much of this, and its first release just dropped: github.com/m-x-d/Hereti...