I totally fucked up, sorry y'all. That Subnautica 2 ToS was from Krafton not Unkown Worlds and pretty sure no longer valid. Apparently that's Krafton's standard ToS on all their games so chalk another reason to hate them.

Violence between RPG Boomers will continue.

It's too early for me to unpack these gut choices. What the fuck, man?

If you don't vote for Worms, you're dead to me.

I know its still early but i think we can safely call CoPilot Microsoft's worst product ever. A thing so awful and so exornsive and so useless its actively tanking Win11 adoption to the degree governments are looking to be rid of MS completely. MS won't die, but they'll bleed BAD

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it's like eurovision but with video games

1. I can't fucking believe you're making me vote for Control 2. where the fuck is a puzzle in tsukihime, still better than nonary wanker though

I'm... honestly surprised 999 made it out here. Like, yeah, AA3 v. Umineko, Pikmin v. Balatro, & FF Tactics v. Three Houses are evil, but I think only a few games I caped for made it on the list at all. Let's do it for Jumpy!

the violence continues

...I think this is the first time I've had this kind of opinion on the GOATest Games.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME!?

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Without love, the Ryukishi07 victory cannot be seen

Also fuck you etc

Well, 2/3 made it! And I feel they stand a fair chance in their next round, but who knows sometimes.

You can't do that. This is illegal. This can cause gay 9/11

I'm glad to see history repeat itself for E33. That said, I'm pleasantly surprised Beyond Citadel made it past round 1.

Holy shit, Hi-Fi Rush survived Round 1 this time Fuuuuck Obra Mid killed Patho

Making me choose between these games feels like making me choose my two most favourite limbs and we're going ALL HANDS BAYBEE, CAN'T HOLD A CONTROLLER WITH MY TOES.

This matchuo deserves many days in hell for making me choose. Also rip to my man AOM it's the goat but idk if it'll beat out AoE2 for most people

Lots of hard hitting matchups, you really knocked it out of the park this time skeleton man

i know you're gonna lose to the overrated grindfest but i will still fight the good fight PoR my beloved

"which one of your children do you want to shoot" I DON'T KNOW MAN IT'S HARD

Ill suck off everyone who votes Halo 2

This was so easy until....I hate goatest games...

Halo 2, Armored Core 6, and Ace Combat 7 still in it.

These ones are just cruel.

Fire in the Beastlands didn't make it 😔

Great i got eliminated in most of them lmao Glad some made it tho

If your vote is Ikaruga I know you're a poser

I sorta just wanna see how far Umineko can make it. Though my "realistic" winner is probably Yakuza 0

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FUCK IT CRAZY TAXI ALL THE WAY YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

This round is PROFOUNDLY worse. Signalis and Pikmin don’t stand a chance man…

Sorry Hi-Fi Rush, you're great but... god has entered the room

E33 and Blue Prince didn't make it. This is why everything must burn.

I just got stabbed 1000 times in the chest 😭

Oh that's just not fair

Fuck you

this is one I would have answered differently as recently as a year ago. But people have done a lot of very good writing on how planescape torment is gross about women in a way I simply didn't notice as a child

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

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