knew a guy whose dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records... and that's why he's not allowed in the library anymore

You can jack off in a library exactly once.

You can't jack off at a library but you can at the Internet Archive so go ahead

There it is

Probably the original Rogue (on DOS) ... If we're somewhat permissive with the word "beaten" You see, as I recall, even back then I rankled at permadeath and a lack of save-and-reload So I made a batch-script to store my quit-save, and used that to save-scum my way through! :P (Image from Moby)

If you have not decided on a distro yet i have a site for you my oomf made, it is very handy and has helped my irl and online friends: yearofthelinuxdesktop.net

There's a bizzarely unique Canadian feeling watching foreigners learn we drink milk from bags

I fucking hate Alf

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Gonna switch to linux next month because i'd rather kill myself then use Win11 for an extended period of time

Watched

Keep. Pushing.

Haha why

A source familiar with internal workings at MasterCard notes the company is paying attention to calls around the payment processor issue. These calls continue to make the company uncomfortable internally

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I'm Canadian This petition is in the EU Its possible to care about multiple things at once This is good news, which feels rare these days God fucking damn i hate Bsky sometimes

This is a huge day for all of us that put their names out there. Do not stop. Always fight for what you care about.

Some fantastic news here: 97% of SKG signatures are valid and it looks like the initiative will go to commission www.notebookcheck.net/97-of-early-...

It's my birthday so that means you all have to be nice to me and tell me how cool and smart and strong and handsome I am

Who the fuck be saving my dumbass posts

I still believe in a 9 planet solar system. Justice for Pluto.

The burning of the library of Alexandria (This user accidentally closed all the tabs he had open on his phone browser for 4 months)

🚨 Republican Rep. Ty Burns pleaded guilty to domestic abuse after court records said he tried to gouge his wife’s eye and later ran his wife and daughter off the road. He still holds his Oklahoma House seat. open.substack.com/pub/theintel...

The Bethesda games are all "verified" despite Skyrim and Fo4 crashing if you try and use the onscreen keyboard and Oblivion Remastered barely hitting 30fps on ultra-low

Genuinely the more shocking takeaway is that he was apparently 31 years old, actually thought he was in his 50s

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This is a great idea--citing headlines from mainstream outlets (Guardian, CBC radio) will put the fear of god in payment processors. Links Guardian: www.theguardian.com/games/2025/j... CBC: www.cbc.ca/radio/day6/s...

Wow. CBC just covered the Steam / itchio situation. DONT STOP CALLING MASTERCARD, VISA, PAYPAL, STRIPE www.cbc.ca/radio/day6/s...

I will say that I find it weird that a lot of people are like "this is the moment that will tip us into violence" when a Minnesota politician was assassinated in her home 2 months ago and someone literally shot Trump in the head last year. how exactly is charlie kirk the tipping point

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

Etsy Witches, I was not familiar with your game

News Added: Smooth Mario Bros - A Rom Hack Where the Game is One Big Level!

this is a public service announcement that the Miami Dolphins have a cornerback named Storm Duck that is all

cooking up an extra september commission sale...!

Jerry Seinfeld has done 17 of these college talks in the last year alone. Google "Jerry Seinfeld 17" for more info

Nintendo to hold a Direct to un-announce Silksong

So far the hardest part of being an electrician is not giggling like an idiot at "butt splice"

The fuck is a "saved post" why would i do that

Cringe administration

Donald Trump's Epstein birthday letter drawing is even weirder than i thought it would be

Me playing Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore while everyone is playing Silksong feels like I'm goofing in a sandbox while Dad and all my uncles are fighting in the Middle East.

Why is there a TV show adaptation of Life is Strange there's already a terrible non-interactive adaptation its called Life is Strange