thinking about how windows+tab is “more powerful“ than alt+tab

just accidentally called it frotnite might alley oop off of a scaffold or similarly placed structure

i gotta admit it, i miss dubya

the unfunniest fuckers like 4 years ago:

it’s now “woke moralism” to say pedophiles should be punished

Drink five hour energy. DRINK five hour energy. Drink ddrrriiinnnk dddrrrrriiiiinnnnkkk fiiiiivvvvee hoooouuuurr (driiinnkk) (ddrrrriiiiinnkk)

sooo can we invoke the 25th yet lmao

polishing cough drops into brilliant faceted gems hmu girls

who put asian graham linehan on my screen

aint no way theres people out there tryna fuck fighting polygon team

i was cooking with this i feel

i sound like if pirate software was on his fucking deathbed i hate this bitch ass cold

om noodle lemons race sneak peek

The guy delivering the subpoena:

holy shit is that a motherfucking jojo's bizarre adventure reference

the master going under an alias that's a slight variation of the word "master" for the 287325th time (surely the doctor will not figure it out THIS time)

oh yeah it's the dæmons time

we finally finished the castlevania duology (it will be a trilogy soon but not THAT soon) itll be out soon also check out @sunnyfrostwolf.bsky.social's art or ELSE

With over nine thousand percent of the district reporting, Zohran Mamdani has overwhelmingly defeated the district reporting.

ive just fucking nubbed all over the place

shit did anyone think to look for cheney's phylactery

i fell asleep what happened

Yes, guns exist to satisfy a Branch Davidian mindset.

For 4 years I treated that boy like my own son what ever he needed weather it was pants or chicken I was there for him.

colony in space time

according to the big finish story "the demon song", the first doctor knows about covid WHICH MEANS that the 11th doctor was absolutely being an asshole when he took amy and rory to 2020

me

live playing repo with olivia wow come see top text

they call me 007 0 shame 0 weight loss 7 chocolate chip granola bars esten this minute

claws of axos time for real now that comet is EVIL

i should watch more doctor who soon i feel

damn fucking yms retweeted this before i got the chance to GO LISTEN TO ME CALL SUPER CASTLEVANIA IV A POOP FART and also everyone else too i guess ↓↓↓

forgot to make a halloween post whoops

FACT: HIT IT!

enacting my scheme to get US elections decided exclusively through the everybody votes channel on wii

shoulda never smoked that shit now im stuck in the wall in low poly solitude and dagoth ur is making racist jokes trying to get me cancelled on the dreamsleeve

peakin with bane and olivia and @angelartiyal.bsky.social wow come see 🇦🇱

we gotta get sega back in the console game. here's my plan. part 1/6,393:

oh shit young scrolls dropped let's go

imma watch doctor who mind of evil now

last of the romanovs aka the big finish story where the doctor calls ian chesterton chicken

bitches be like "if the purge was real i'd kill my ex". you simpleton. if the purge was real i would build that gazebo the god damned motherfucking HOA say they won't let me build until they accept my application forms and then KEEP REJECTING THEM FOR A DECADE. and wire fraud, i would do that too.