Sunshiney

her name is second monitor

No really, someone take this game away from me

manifesting a scenario where digital circus outperforms star wars at the box office

Enclosed: A picture of my ass

reposting this from 3 years ago

They done invented the Butt Signal

Im completely disconnected from whoever this vtuber is & the vtuber scene & i know the connotations the language used here can squick some people. But i want y'all to fucking proccess how horribly tyranical the concept of "police approved username" is & we should all be horrified by this prospect.

Listening to Pat talk about the changes to FF14 has me really wanting to try to get back in some time soon Reworking WHM so that its function prioritizes healing is what I always wanted. The first time some random party scolded me for not doing DPS as a healer it killed my want to play

the war on "processed" and now "ultra-processed" food is one of the most baffling things to come out of nutrition circles in my lifetime. oat milk is ultra-processed. potato chips aren't by any definition but they get grandfathered in anyway because they're bad for you i guess

Oh shit, they cooking up a new season of I Think You Shoul Leave?

they're calling it hoovermogging

The Wachowskis built 1.5 miles of highway for their Reloaded set piece, got 300 some cars from GM that were not deemed to be road safe for consumers, and after filming one of the five best car chases in cinematic history, recycled all that material into affordable housing in Mexico

I hate the term girlfailure because in my eyes girls can never fail

the year is 2019: starbreeze are having to start doing payday 2 dlcs again because the big game they put all their hopes on shit itself and died the year is 2026: starbreeze are having to start doing payday 2 dlcs again because the big game they put all their hopes on shit itself and died

I USED HUMOR A WITH FRIEND GROUP B AND NOW THEY THINK I'M A FUCKING INCEL

I got the red ramen Also thanks for hanging out! And congrats!

This is who we gave control of Infowars to? Smh smh

me

My best buddy took me out yesterday. Originally we planned to hang out anyway to help him distress but it turned into a bit of a celebration cause I (probably) got a new job! Anyway, @saffronstranger.bsky.social is one of da best dudes around. I value our friendship greatly

Invasion

She bad. Yeah she baddie. 🐇 #art #oc #wip

please listen to my agenda... #ffxiv #ff14

Noire

these slot machine adjacent roguelikes got too good at being dopamine factories, which has caused a lot of people to become consciously aware of the manipulation at play and get repulsed by it, so there will be discourse about it forever until it gets regulated somehow

yyyup metroid eating doritos? THIS is going viral!

Every time these hearings happen, they really show how ridiculous and incompetent our government is. It makes you wonder how much of the US only watches Fox News and sees biased clips equivalent to a chopped-up Jubilee video.

>be chud son >give your mom (male) big scare because you stopped peeing >get rushed to hopital >blockage isn't safe enough to be sent home but not scary enough to be sedated and tubed >get given drugs >everything is just awkwardly waiting for you to decide peeing in a hopital isn't cringe

Pokemon Go to the Polls Dem or Candy Crush my womb Repub?

hi yeah sorry I'm gonna be late to work today, the cat needed to make biscuits on me for thirty minutes

Everyone wish @sudoku.bsky.social a happy birthday

04/28/2026

Developing new magic. Anthromancy. I will turn anything i see into a fuckable half human humunculus.

so today Spindle and Mei in Tomodachi Life just had a lil baby AND OML SHE'S SO CUTEE MY HEART IS EXPLODING RIGHT NOW I AM AAAAAAAAA

my mom was telling me about how her friend lost 11 out of 13 of her horses in a flood and even though its the worst possible time to laugh the mental image of all the horses getting carried away in a big wave made me lose it

Goldshii nooooo! XD #goldship #ウマ娘 #umamusume

this video has been playing in my head all morning

Gecko drip check

As someone who actually had his fucking TV show cancelled before, this is incredible lmao. *David Cross* is even blown away by the absurdity.

Pokemon Go to the Polls Dem or Candy Crush my womb Repub?

Damn so that's why they'rd trying to get those teen motherhood rates back up