Recently been on some new anti depressants They rule

Finding out Air Dash is supposed to be first deadlock movetech you learn after I’ve mastered Heavy Melee movement, side boosting, wall hopping and mid air parries feels like learning how to Ollie after mastering a 360 pop shove it off a board slide

Kerrigan

Just sent Nikke screenshots meant for the group chat to my family’s text string. Time to turn off my phone and take a nap

Everyone who watches soap operas is fr sleeping on Sanrio Lore. Meet Cherry and her friend Berry. Both want to ruin cinnamoroll’s life. Berry wants his bakery so he can eat all his food. Cherry wants to marry Espresso and steal all his money.

Culling my discord server by temporarily installing Mudae

THE GREATEST EXAMPLE OF THE IDEAL MALE FANTASY IS $9! THATS A STEAL FOR THE BEST MONSTER HUNTER CLONE OOORAH FOR THE GREATER GOOD

Having lived in other countries YOU WANT USPS THIS IS THE SINGLE THING. THE ABSOLUTE SINGLE THING AMERICA HAS THATS BETTER THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND THESE ANIMALS ARE TRYING TO TAKE IT AWAY

I’m all for making F150 drivers lives more miserable. Trust me. Nothing I want more, especially as someone who does volunteer work in a small sized truck But we really need to abolish the CAFE act if we want to fix yhis

The worst part about gay porn is YOU KNOW theyre not doing those reps with full range of motion so the entire lift is wasted. It just takes you out man. Like how am I supposed to focus when the twink can’t even chest tap 1pl8?!

Oh we’re talking about cultured soundtracks?

I’m holding our friendship hostage until you watch MarriageToxin

Explaining to someone that they wouldn’t enjoy the adult content I like because there’s too many spreadsheets is a wild experience.

Bojangles mentioned

Nikke is woke because at this point the commander has at least 3 moms

When you’re sounding with a tig welder and accidentally turn it on

Dawg. Rumani is at the bottom of the SSR list. I forgot how many obese, unmotivated landwhales play Nikke. My fitness girl ain’t ever getting the love her and Folkwang deserve Its over

“Millions of users use” I have subconciously been trained to ignore the first half of a google result because it’s an AI answer ripped from reddit. The only reason anyone other than gooblords use it is because it’s hard baked into what theyre doing without their consent.

REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR THE BEST NPC GET HER OUT OF NPC JAIL

Dudes will see this and go hell yeah

The only issue with having a horse fursona is I can count on one hoof how many artists can draw horses at perspectives. The muzzle be murder man.

News from the front. The Nikke popularity poll is legitimately a blood bath rn

Konosuba mentioned

The last Nikke event summarized in one image

Its nikke popularity time bb

Back in January I was ritualist 3. Now look at me. Phantom 1. By myself. No allies. Solo queueing every game in Deadlock.

Calling it now. He doesn’t drop the bombs and someone casually pockets another 10 million on sports betting websites using a freshly created account

Literally the only thing I miss from the other hell site at this point is Keltec’s PR team

Bro is just putting CIA chats in public now

Hamburger shounen you say?

Lane partners don’t even ask you to play support anymore. They just look at you like this when you have 3 stacks into beam at 7k souls

Sovl vs sovlless

Of all my deadlock accomplishments. Turning a secen inyo my little loveslave inside our very own frozen plasma dome is definitely top of the list

Release that Witch is so interesting as an Isekai. Because instead of going to a feudal realm with some cheat skill a dude literally went “what if I speedran a feudal society to the the 19th amendment?” And then proceeds to dog walk his neighbors.

Remember folks. The best Nikkes are: -Isabel -Label -Besti -Exia -Rumani

When I was a kid seeing the digimon movie. After my mother stopped yelling at my dad and claiming he bought the wrong tickets after the Angela Anaconda skit I heard all my best friends are metal heads by less than Jake. And that shaped my taste of music forever.

I have never seen someone walk into Planet Fitness that didnt look sad or defeated

Look man. Charge me like $8 for a DLC and I’ll pay it. I’m not expecting free updates.

>MvC2 game with the highest skill ceiling Oh you mean the game that invented the phrase “touch of death” Kof97-98. Alternatively Samurai Showdown or SF3 turbo

Buddy mentioned the BR Frieza X Goku and Vegeta comic casually and I’m ashamed that I had it on speed dial for him

I dont trust artists that never draw dudes

I have a basement in my house that is sufficently latge to hold an above ground pool. Not going into sq foot details because I hate the IRS. How effectively could I set up a crab farm for bulks and cuts?

My favorite thing about guns dot com, is they have no issue tarnishing their relatively good reputation by taking money from fish oil salesman like Lone survivalist and the like.

The internet peaked when people’s online names were things like “ObiWanCanBlowMe”

Shout out to my 45 year old IT guy for having Guy from Fire Emblem his profile pic for a fortune 500 company

For everything wrong with America, we make the best dryers on the planet