Picked up the Switch, first time in a while. All the joy cons have drift - all of them. 6. there's another 2 in the house somewhere, but i've had issues with -every single- joycon. Failure rate on these things is crazy. Quite how they've got away with this shit is beyond me. #nintendo

Holy footballfuckery day! #facup Come ON Southampton!

Absolutely mental. Congrats to #york, good luck to #rochdale in the playoffs #efl #nonleague #football

Holy shirt x10000 It's 1-1 #efl #football York up in extra late drama

Holy shirt balls #football #efl

We have had a lot of odd items dumped in our front yard in the last few years Today?

my #titaniumcourt review : "Oh yas!"

Sometimes* football throws up really fascinating situations. Today is such a day where one set of fans will be elated and the other will feel gut punched. I get butterflies playing old man football, goodness knows what this feels like #Football eh? Bloody hell! <3 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

#specscart is the most upliftly awesome advert on #UK TV right now In a world of slop it's totally charming and I love everyone in it. "Bloody 'ell"

This #nineinchnoize thing is very good, the version of Heresy is positively filthy. #vinyl version please

Watched "Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die" and enjoyed myself #letterboxd #films

some not bad #tokyo pictures from about 8 years or so ago random guff :) #photography

forget about "I really don't care, do you?" this is the new upcoming #melania jacket (taken in Tokyo some time in the 201x'ys) #tokyo #fashion #god

Stripped a room this evening/night in our obviously haunted/portal to the netherworld house and in low light it looks like something our of Silent Hill. Nice touch with whatever Patapon gliff that is left from the 1950s #derekAcora #diy #nope

Game room sort of suits the #mousepi vibe

As it stands, #york will be entering the #EFL as they are winning, #Rochdale are drawing. IF Rochdale match York it'll go to the last game where they face each other. York would be 2 points clear, but Rochdale win? they go up instead Incredibly, York may miss promotion despite having 107 pts wild

Ah, last home game of the season for us due to commitments elsewhere Season is long since a dead rubber so... Signed up for another season ticket renewal. #ftfc #EFL #football

#randomgamesaturday <alanbrazil> I heard two versions... </>

What is the name of the rollercoaster these two chancers are riding here? Blackpool - The Big Con? Alton Towers - NHemisiS? Legoland - Lost Mingdom? #sodreform

these people...

I should not be left unsupervised #rez #retrogaming

"and what is it like in #Whitehaven ?" - well....

Time for a clear our of "random dumb crap I bought that's sitting around the house and ffs you are over 50 now grow up" stuff. (unused and untouched gaming hardware also on the block - the Sega Saturn and the pair of Dragon 32s look worried) #grownupstuff #retrogaming #forsale

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Therapy?'s song Potato Junkie may need an update... "I'm bitter I'm twisted James Joyce is selling H to my sister..."

rate limit exceeded

um , is Bluesky okay?

the #BBC have vile tosspot Zia Yusuf on to peddle more dogshit regarding how "illegal immigrants" are seemingly ALL claiming to be gay to get in. Oh , and Nigel Fagash is "the most effective politician ever" apparently. The #BBC will never stop platforming this nonsense. Just make it stop.

When did winrar get as trashy as it is ? Arize MAX 116gb unzip time? 73 days - and rising. wondered why i didn't click on 7zip in the first place, or why it's not my default, which is rattling away and telling me it'll be 27 minutes. Sliiiiiiiiiiightly better performance. #zip #emulation

Johnny Somali has been sent to prison. You shouldn't laugh, but i will. #wecanhavenicethings

"and how much is your mortg... Oh you don't have one. Quelle fucking surprise" #outoftouch

As the saying goes "Red sky at night - dust and small particles are trapped in the atmosphere by high pressure. This scatters blue light leaving only red light. Red sky in morning... Same." #UK #commute

Threw #linux on an old Lenovo Flex unit to revive it - pretty Mint ;) Seems to handle way more than I'd expect it to #retrogaming #emulation

Bjørge Lillelien, take it away ! re: #orban "Benjamin Netanyahu! Nigel Farage! Elon Musk! JD Vance! Sergey Lavrov! Vladimir Putin! Mariane Le Pen! Alice Weidel! Javier Milei! Aleksandar Vučić! Donald Trump - can you hear me, Donald Trump? Your boy took one hell of a beating!"

We are at THAT stage of #trump decline at this point "'ere, is that a plan for the Straight of Hormuz under my lip or is it shit?" Everyday, a little more unraveled. Surely people are discussing taking away the nuclear football by now? Any bets Trump thinks it's an -actual- football

Ah, it's new gaming grid time that everyone is doing :) No doubt these answers would change if asked mere minutes later! (Be gentle, people :) ) #gaming #grids.fun #ohgridsisit

Noting that after DFS Vance's visit and Trump's endorsement that Orban went -down- in the polls.... Scenes in a golden toilet somewhere, flabbergasted at their impact...

wait, so let me get this straight ... #Trump is now going to have the US blockade the Straight of Hormuz ... and something something "Iran not giving up Nuclear ambitions" ... despite it being in their list of things they wanted as part of the long term plan? Just lizard brain+++ levels

#tariffgamingsunday Throwing together another #arcade machine out of bits of IKEA furniture and #raspberrypi again. SNK x Capcom build it is. #retrogaming

#randomgamesaturday bunch of boxless #Vita games Such a shame that the Vita had a couple of unfortunate choices on it and lost Monster Hunter to the #3ds Still - plenty of cheap OG Vita units available for a couple of dabloons for "Yarmeharties" fun in these tight wallet times

New (old) football shirt get! Has skulls, very much NOT the baddies #stpauli #football #fkw

What i've been listening to over the past month... sliding back into the older stuff -again- Muscial new years resolution sobs in corner. #music #habits

A new Rhythm Tengoku game is very exciting. Many thumbs up

Omg where did I get this image. Style guide for "going to"* a football match * "getting head kicked in at" #style #fashion #suicide #football

Misty on't way t'Preston innit?

Commute x nerding. #retrogaming

"nuclear death of the planet to own the libs/protect the nonce" #golfclap #magaidiots

I wasn't aware yer fellas were back... #fakebilly #theyoungoffenders

Still miffed that the #Vita version of #rdigeracer was more than a bit lightweight. Can only assume the team ran out of time. Sure looks pretty but no opponents beyond ghosts is disappointing. Thankfully PSP Ridge Racers 1/2 fill the gap. RIP Ridge (?)

"I never forget the extraordinary risk taken by the warriors that we send into battle" says bloviated human arsehole who previously called people who serve "suckers and losers" how much longer of this absolute quench?