Sink the road and bring back the overhead railway. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻.

As soon as Trump's back is turned, Netanyahu is already breaking the peace. That 24 hours of Trump back slapping is going to look very hollow and silly very quickly.

Years ago, I stood waiting with Bill Bryson for a Merseyrail train heading to Liverpool at Blundellsands & Crosby station. Follow me for other fascinating Liverpool celebrity tales.

'Peace deal' less than 24 hours old and Israel are back at it. The dickheads giving Trump credit and thinking this holds need to give their heads a wobble. Israel will go off bombing everyone else in the region before coming back around to Gaza again.

If I see Mo Salah taking another free-kick shot at goal with Wirtz and Szoboslai on the pitch, I'll lose my shit. #LFC

Looking forward to my Sky TV subscription going down, what with these channels disappearing and Eurosport already gone.

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Given, according to Sky News, Reform have already won the next election they will obviously press Farage hard on his friendship with this traitor?

Try to imagine the headlines if Starmer appeared on Russia Today so many times they offered him a job, lied about meeting a high ranking Kremlin chief, voted against plans to stop 🇷🇺 propaganda, called Putin his favourite leader & then his best mate was found guilty of accepting Russian bribes.

"How many traitors are in Farage's new party?" would, I suggest be a better line than Digital ID. To beat Reform, make wavering voters ashamed to back them.

As an immigration lawyer, it seems to me that the only thing we talk about more than immigration is how we don’t talk about immigration

Another day and another story where you feel compelled to slap Starmer around the face whilst bellowing, "Wake up, man!".

The banks and the Tories destroyed this country, possibly beyond affordable repair, and all we do all day, every day, is bicker about immigrants. Nothing is moving on. Decades of stagnation because our media and policians are bewitched by right-wing talking points about an exaggerated bogeyman.

Matt Goodwin has a chip on his shoulder so big it can be seen from the moon.

If your political party’s entire theme is “MASCULINE MEN DOING MASCULINE THINGS SO STRONG,” I feel like endlessly whining about an escalator stopping for five seconds is the opposite of that

Most exercise he's had in years by the looks of it. Wonder he didn't burst a blood vessel or two. He needs to be careful, he'll give himself a coronary, the daft bloater.

it's the circle of shite #NeverBuyTheSun

No mention of Nigel and no picture of the nephew so women can be on their guard if they see him. So weird. Imagine if it was a relative of Starmer's or an asylum seeker.

There is so much that needs improving and repairing in Britain. There is so much that we could be getting on with and getting fixed. Instead, we're bombarded with stories about migrants. Told that ridding ourselves of foreigners will solve everything. The great panacea. Brexit all over again.

We jumped the shark years ago with Trump. Trump is beyond parody. You write this story for a Veep episode, and you'd have to tone it down because it would feel like too much, too on the nose, too forced. But here we are. Christ.

When real life is @theonion.com.

Paul Simon's 'Graceland' and Paul McCartney's 'Give My Regards To Broad Street'. Still have the cassettes, and both heavily rotated on my Spotify playlists. Give me warm vibes, remembering my late Dad and his company car that smelt of stale Hamlet cigars and of a road trip to southern France.

When it's brown people doing it, it's "economic inactivity". When they want white people to do it, it's "raising the next generation"...

Our politics and media have become viciously obsessed with immigration. Farage has made sure of it. And in that obsession, they’ve all lost sight of the people they target. Fellow human beings trying to live and belong somewhere. Shame on everyone responsible for this daily inhumanity (Letter,Times)

well that escalated quickly

He's an authentic c**t, then. Figures.

For my Brit followers, this is paracetamol he's talking about. 'Many experts are sceptical' in the way that many experts are sceptical about climate change being a hoax... ie almost all experts would call BS on such claims. Still, stops us talking 'bout Epstein for a few more hours, eh?

There is absolutely no reason for poverty to exist in the rich country on Earth. None. Funny how government handouts are perfectly legitimate for these 5 grasping bastard companies, but seen as waste and immoral when going to citizens in need.

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

Only just got round to watching this episode (excellent as always) and am compelled to be wildly inappropriate after watching... Dunno if @jonnelledge.bsky.social is on a health-kick, but if you are, Jon, just wanted to say you're looking fab. Keep going. You've inspired me to get off my fat arse.

Don't know what's more disingenuous, the 'comforter' staring off into space, completely disinterested and dislocated from the moment, or the 'grieving widow' sans tears and with all exaggerated emoting of A Days Of Our Lives actress. What a grift.

"What a year it's been for Dante Fires"

Never paid attention to Gykores in Portugal, but listening to others was led to believe he was rapid. Watched him three times this season, and he's as fast as a bag o'shite. Genuinely hilarious. Looks like a competition winner living out his dream of playing in the big leagues. #ARSMCI

Fucking outrageous that Phoenix Nights and Porridge aren't on this list.

Glad that I watched that game on a Mexican stream. Can only imagine the commentary on TNT and smoke being blown up Grealish's arse for his professional tripping over act. Bet they gave the piss head MOTM for the amateur dramatics and his nice legs. Any justice, it was Gravenberch's award. #LFC

For all the carping and eagerness to point at our flaws by our critics, #LFC is 100% in all comps and never trailed in a game. #LIVEVE

This fixture was a bear trap after going Sun-Wed-early Sat + Ev being much better this season. Think 2nd half you could see Ev had a whole week off. Didn't give up much 2nd half either, kerkez and konate really good and VVD his normal self #lfc

We've definitely got a habit of freewheeling 5 mins before half time. It needs knocking out of us. And can we please rest on the ball with some sterile possession. Barça did it really well against Newcadtle midweek. We're constantly turning the ball up the pitch even when we're knackered. #LFC

Please consult your outrage calendars for the correct type of fury to display, everyone. I want you all to be limbering up for poppy outrage, just a few weeks away now.

The main story on BBC 6 Music News this morning is that a ‘boat carrying migrants is on its way to France’ Delivered in the same upbeat tone as England winning the women’s Euros. The migration ‘debate’ in this country is unmoored from reality, and the media-political complex is feeding it

Gotta keep grifting, no matter how much 'grief' we're feelin'.

While you still can, if you’re asking “who’s Sinclair?” John Oliver has you covered:

I mistakenly called ABC cowards for their decision to drop Kimmel. They're not cowards. No, much worse than that, they're complicit. Fucking disgusting.

There is no Antifa organisation. Another lie peddled by the Right. But America should be very afraid because 'Antifa' will be used to label anyone of the Left they don't like as terrorists and will lock them up accordingly. The ultimate cancel culture. Oh, the irony. Oh, the hypocrisy.

5 wins from 5 in all comps is a slow start these days, apparently. Fuckin'ell, we ain't half raised the bar, or maybe, just maybe, lots of people have lost their tiny fucking minds. You don't peak in September, you do it in March, April & May, you know, when the trophies are handed out. 🤷‍♂️ #LFC

Get your money on a first goal and/or assist for both Isak and Wirtz against the blues. Inevitable. We're the devil's club after all. #LFC #LIVEVE

Not having this narrative of us being weak defensively tonight. Did you watch that game? Alisson barely had to do anything. The first could easily have been offside and second was well hit but a fluke. If anything, it was the attack that wasn't ruthless enough. We score a 3rd it's over. #LFC

Cowards.