Arnold Slott will be doing some damage to the Old Trafford plumbing with a half time fury plop, at this rate. The Manchester ship canal can expect some heavy traffic

Dunno what Sutton is wibbling on about, it hit his chest/shoulder first. He can't detach his fuggin arm

CSI Jockley Park checking every possible way they can disallow that Hibs goal

Let's not be too hasty

"Trump’s initial post about removing US troops from Germany came just hours after he spoke by phone with Russian President Vladimir Putin, who has long sought to reduce the number of NATO troops in Europe... "The Pentagon 'was not expecting it'... www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

Just watched that there Spinal Tap 2, surprisingly it wasn't too bad, a few genuine lol out loud parts

Just saw an advert that basically says that if everything in your day is shite, then go on our betting app, it works. Kinell

The power of Crufts compels you

We have a wild hedgehog who lives in our garden and is friends with our cat (this isn’t their first meeting, they know each other well)

We've just finished decorating the maypole ahead of Sunday's Maypole dance. Bearwood is lucky to have the most high-tech maypole in the Midlands. Installed last year, the maypole emits a low frequency hum, which subconsciously draws people towards it on the day of the dance.

Christ on a bike, this Australian woman on Saturday Kitchen is bastard annoying

The state of those two tramps on Gogglebox, even the dog looks filthy

Jim getting an outing of his bird drawings, early doors

2 weeks of relatively dryish weather and the news are running stories about farm crops in trouble. We've been shin deep in rain water for four months ffs

Super drybummed on B Wing with any luck, the scumbag

Just finished the audiobook of Freddie Flintoff's 'Coming home' Enjoyed that, a good listen.

The face of someone who’s devoted their life to service, science and space exploration needing to listen to some draft-dodging, out-of-shape bozo brag that he easily could’ve been an astronaut.

Just flicking through the channels and caught a minute of Eastenders for the first time in Donkeys years. How long has Grant Mitchell been back in it and why was he pogoing to the Jam in front of folks??

You can't park there mate! BBC News - Trainee driver crashes bus into River Seine www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Snooker Legends no. 2 Jimmy White and Dennis Taylor Crucible, Sheffield. World Championship QF 1993

John Spencer v Kirk Stevens. Last 16, Crucible Theatre, Sheffield 1980.

Only just seen the video clip of the Tangerine titwad pushing infront of Charlie Sausagefingers and Camilla NotQueen to shake the hands of his own cabinet. He hasn't got a clue where he fucking is

Daniel Day-Lewis is 69. Seen here shooting the iconic motorcycle chase after Magua at the end of The Last Of The Mohicans.

So this Welsh reform leader being interviewed on breakfast won't comment on that Aaron Banks post, a lot of people have said controversial things...I haven't seen it...etc

Yeah, John People claiming things they haven't earned are the worst

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Bizarre that the Barclays leagues doesn't finish until after the playoffs, what with a world cup looming just a few weeks later

I see it's an Ex bROMMER Extravaganza in this Soton v Ipswich match

I mean, yeah, lol

A real photo of Kid Rock addressing service members at the Pentagon today. Nice summation of where things stand in the United States.

#ArtemisII My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

I can't believe they got this interview with the walrus

On this day, 28th April 1945, Italy's fascist dictator Benito Mussolini was executed by anti-fascist partisans. His body was then hung up in Milan's Piazzale Loreto. (colourised photograph)

you need to understand that any good this man ever did was 1) with the goal of creating a more productive workforce and 2) through gritted teeth. can't wait until he meets his beloved Thatcher again.

This needs to be said, loudly, every day. We're being sold the idea that pensioners are rich while too many live (and die) on less than half the cost of living, and nothing else. Our state pension is a disgrace.

From CBC News: Canadian detained by ICE for 6 months says he's an 'indefinite' prisoner, has no idea when he'll get out. 58 Canadians are being held by ICE. Avoid all nonessential travel to the United States.

Love nonleague. York admin forgets to turn back to his personal acct Saturday

“He pulls a Calippo, you pull a Cornetto. He sends a 99 to the park, you send hundreds and thousands with chocolate sauce to the soft play centre. That’s the Cambridge way” www.cambridgeindependent.co.uk/news/ice-cre...

Catching up on some episodes of "What We Do in the Shadows" I forgot I'd recorded. Steve Coogan has popped up as a ghost in it

Your uncles when they put on Madness at the wedding reception

Forty-six days before the World Cup is due to start, political officials aligned with the fascist governing party are threatening the security of matches unless municipalities cooperate with their gestapo's efforts to terrorise non-white residents.

That's quite fortunate eh

I have never seen anything more staged in my life. In what reality is the Vice President rushed off before the President?

Went for a bike ride with my daughter yesterday and now I'm being sued by Sharon Davies

When the 'rose for the lady?' bloke starts circling

Just watched this on Prime. Decent filum I thought, plenty of teists and double crossings www.rottentomatoes.com/m/americana_...

Yuuurrss! The bROM. 10 games not watched 10 games unbeaten. Fuck the EFL

"Actually Piers, you wouldn't know the passage...it went to a different school"