A point is a point, especially after the diabolical run we've been on. Still going down though

In 1995, Wet Wet Wet Wet Wet sponsored their home team, Clydebank FC, founded in 1874. In 1996 Clydebank FC ceased to exist. Coincidence? Makes you think. #TotP

'Singing live' sure didn't do 2Unlimited any favours there

"Comedy ridicules. Comedy demotes. Comedy destroys the dignity of the enemy." — Mel Brooks "The 99 Year Old Man" is fantastic. Directed by Judd Apatow and Michael Bonfiglio @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays*

You can't play sax and dole out coke on live telly anymore. Because of woke.

Absolutely spot on.

42 today. Happy birthday Chelsea legend Arjen Robben.

I just thought everyone should see this

Countries signing up to the Board of Peace

‘A little back off the front lines.’ He does know about this to be fair as he stayed about 8000 miles back from Vietnam.

No good asking me

Watching n episode of Minder, round me Ma's. Bishop Brennan has rocked up as a stable hand

So we've done a signing for <checks notes> Bristol City's 14th choice goalie. Whoop defuckin doo

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

My blood runs cold My memory has just been sold

Farage’s excuse for the 17 breaches was that he ‘does not do computers’ which is odd considering this video of him using a computer. This means he’s either a liar or a liar.

For a must win game, I must say that coming out of it getting fugged by the fat end of the ragmon's trumpet, really isn't ideal

Well, well, well

Just saw the score. Oh boy!

Really can't be arsed with the bROM game, plus the five minutes I watched was bought to you by Norman Collier tv

Arf!

"I wish only ze best for ze other band members of DiscoPop Alors but I am, how you say, embarking on un career solo."

This is the kind of thing a samurai warrior would say before going on a rampage. "My vengeance shall be the stuff of legend. I will make heaven crowded."

I found a picture of every argument on bluesky

The Board of Peace meet for the first time

Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

"l no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"

“In 1976, I felt an obligation to think purely of peace. In 1977, I felt an obligation to think purely of peace. In 1978, I felt an obligation to think purely of peace. In 1979, I felt an obligation to think purely of peace. In 1980, I no longer felt an obligation to think purely of peace.”

Oh boy

Just watching the news

That explains the smell.

It's here and it's brilliant! youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0?...

This was the day that Charlie would do his podcasts about how black people had it so good until MLK ruined everything with the civil rights movement.

Bring back the staff member with the ice cream tray and Kia ora plastic cups and have a good old half time like they used to

BREAKING: Just when you thought you had heard it all Vladimir Putin has received an invitation to join a US-led "Peace Council" for Gaza, the Kremlin has said! news.sky.com/story/putin-...

Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff. Game on.

The promo is already top notch:

Fucking typical. I go to bed as that afcon final was shite, and then it bursts into life

2024: can Europe defend itself ALONGSIDE America? 2025: can Europe defend itself WITHOUT America? 2026: can Europe defend itself AGAINST America?

awww Nigel got scared

This is the moment that outs the real hardcore 51st-staters - “their country, right or wrong”.

If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.

Pffft! Playing in gloves? the game's gone youtu.be/O56wF0Sf4DU?...

"Have a look what you could've won!" Thanks for the idea @marcrileydj.bsky.social

Lol

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