ANY other President would have been removed, disgraced, and castigated.

PM Meloni replies..again.

Tell them you've signed the deal, it's open again

Donald's gaffer causing him more frustration, I see

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Fuck this shit. Camera spends more time trying to pick out 'murrican celebrities in the crowd rather than the game. I'm out

Ah man. Jimmy Burrows.What a shame and what a vast back catalogue of big hitters he has to his name. RIP people.com/james-burrow...

"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."

Once again, The Simpsons...

Stoopid Flamin' Aussie Galah

The Beeb trying to convince everyone and themselves the US population are all switching on and getting World Cup crazy. Sure, there are Americans who love football, but for the majority, once the team gets knocked out will disappear

Congratulations to Andy Burnham for winning The Masked Singer.

Looks like we're in for a scorcher next week then

Please no, I’m not ready to die yet

Right, it’s terrifying to consider the possibility of kids not reporting groomers and abusers if they’re afraid THEY will get in trouble for defying age verification laws.

jana: [shouting over music] i don’t even know half these people

Nigel Farage. A proper football fan who hasn't moved an inch in almost two years.

Swiss manager looks a suave bastud, the Bosnian one looks like he is attending a works disiplinary tribunal for tomfoolery on a forklift

Thinking of cancelling my order for the purchase of one of them New York rooftop lofts, if it gets that fuggin windy

I see the bROM have bagged another two youngsters today. Nice to see a few early arrivals

Right. 4am get up for me tomorrow so gone to bed. Give em a Booooo! For me at half time, will ya

Well in the Congo lads, Martinez not looking happy there

The spirit of Pedro lives on

I think it's safe to say that Derek McInnes never properly forgave Neil Warnock for the Battle of Bramall Lane, then.

Get Pepe out of the stands and onto the pitch. This game is crying out for some elite shithousing

How much bribe cash did they have to give Trumplethinskin for Ronaldo to enter the country

I see the bROM have bagged that young Scotch striker then

The Doctor calls. Well in the Congo lads

I don't give a toss about Portugal either way, but Danny Murphy is making me hope they get knocked out early doors

Being startled at how low a plane was in the air, then remebering you've parked not far from Brum airport and must be on the landing flightpath. Worra twat!

Modric is at the forefront of our minds today so it's only right to re-up the best tweet that ever happened.

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Frodo playing the long game

This shit right here really pisses me off, these World Cup players from Uruguay are being treated like hardened criminals rather than that the premier athletes that they are. Trumps America is racist AF! I said what I said!! ⚽️⚽️

I call my wife 'her indoors' because she looks like Jim Morrison.

If people have resorted to the fucking Mexican wave Alan, it is not a great atmosphere

I've never watched the Traitors, nothing against it, but turning it into a theatre play? And not one of em but five. Gerroutofit!

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I see Chris Mason has had his hair cut with a knife and fork again

Kin Rooskies shooting in aRe WaTeRz

Christ, he's back on the Bleach solution to everything.

Fucksake!

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The Strait of Hormuz is open and all the ship captains are having a wonderful time!

Shitting hell!

If you like Cape Verde so much, what was their first EP called?

Tell me you are gagging for the boaby without telling me you're gagging for the boaby

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