What happened to the unRaptured? Are they furious? Or did they all go back to work / school / church as though, ironically, nothing happened? #rapture #therapture

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

Does anyone have any good home remedies for treating the aching void inside the dark hearts of men

This made me laugh extra hard today

Hence the existence of Free Form Jazz

So, to be clear, Reform UK want a state strong enough to carry out mass deportations but identity cards would be a step too far in terms of state power?

I favour an ID system, generally. I've always thought it's much riskier for dozens of private firms and gov't agencies - with questionable security - to hold various documents, bills, and personal stuff. But I ALSO think this is a binfire of a policy, dangerously mistimed, and a comms farce.

What happened to the unRaptured? Are they furious? Or did they all go back to work / school / church as though, ironically, nothing happened? #rapture #therapture

Tony Blair and Rishi Sunak snapped after they bumped into one another outside Trump Tower in New York, four days ago.

Severe weather latest

Politics is now a choice between people offering real solutions to imaginary problems, or people offering imaginary solutions to real problems.

As someone who already has an ID card from a FOREIGN COUNTRY (!!!), it's a giant 'meh' from me

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Dozens of old Arenas on iPlayer for the 50th anniversary. Cortina, Sinatra, Chelsea Hotel, Welles, Sellers, and loads more.

Reposting this bc the Spacediversary and it being Back To Uni Time is a great reminder (threaded are some photos from Xennial Student Houseshares looking EXACTLY like this)

Claudia Cardinale and Robert Redford dying in the same week puts the world in a hotness deficit not seen since at least the 19th century

People are doing rapture jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

Elon Musk’s father accused of sexually abusing his children and stepchildren

This is Australia but holy shit

Tuesday.

Have cut my toenails pre bedtime in case I’m Raptured

Trump being Raptured half way through his autism press conference would have been perfect #content for Bluesky tonight

There's a wrong way and a right way to report this

Could at least one journalist ask Donald Trump a question for me please? The question is this - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

I love how Chris Mason's picture on his Wikipedia page looks like he's watching an illegal cockfight in a barn in Essex. Horrified, but slightly aroused and unable to stop looking.

Happy Rapture’s Eve to all who celebrate

Oh my god, they weren't kidding, I've just seen the warnings leaflet that comes with a box of Tylenol. How were they keeping this quiet?!

Bit of insider news here; the gambling adverts are rationed per day, per channel, but if they mention their “gambling awareness policy” or “tools to help you stay in control” they don’t actually count as gambling adverts.

Happy Rapture’s Eve to all who celebrate

Monday

Everything else aside, why the fuck is Alastair Campbell sharing an equal platform with a Nazi who wants to bring back slavery?

Free speech and fearless I to thee allow.

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

I live for this shit

Why is racism on the rise, I wonder?

Choose. Your. Fighter.

I have never wanted to meet a person based on theeir bumper stickers until now.

According to Prime Video's auto-generated subtitles, Leo the MGM lion's roar translates to "Love it." (Now with video...)

My friend just used the phrase, “When the world was normal bad.”

afternoon

Call me a patrician elitist all you like, but I do believe we should place less import on the thoughts of cretins.

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

Just for the hell of it, this inspired me to make a video of the first level of Super Mario, where the sound effects have been swapped with Swearsky.

Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired