I just think if the government was to become this unpopular this quickly, they might as well have done it by increasing taxes on median+ earners.

The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)

Tim Cook's legacy will be enshittifying Apple's software, abusing their market dominance, and then playing apologist to fascism. Under his leadership they burned billions on a car that never drove, and the only major attempt at a new product during his tenure (the Apple Vision Pro) was a total dud.

OMFG I had to go and check that this ACTUALLY happened. Since when does the BBC ever do chyrons with a political party's branding, rather than their own? Not to mention this is during a pre-election campaign purdah. (h/t @iainsol.bsky.social)

Holy. Shit. This is Reid Wiseman's video he took with his iPhone while at the moon 🌙

A proper game of football, this one, berween a team that should have wrapped up the title already and another which should have been demoted to League One a long time ago.

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

could making a serial rapist the figurehead of the modern right have pushed women left? no, it's the hysterical broads who went crazy

Chubby the Magpie That's a name I've not heard in a very long time.

They’ve been holding these charity events for 40 years and yet they still haven’t found a cure for wrestlemania. I’m starting to think the whole thing is a scam

Happy #SupermanDay

Just been reminded of not only the greatest assassin scene in movie history, but perhaps the greatest of all scenes, in all of all the movies, ever. The Lumiere Brothers kicking themselves that they never blended skateboarding, blow-up dolls and bazookas #hardtickettohawaii

FFS. Nothing takes me out of a film faster than failure to even do the most basic research. The Statue of Liberty is on an ISLAND. It is not buried in a jaunty angle in the sand.

This is a) Probably true but b) Probably not denied by most Reform voters

“Of course in the old days Bluesky was only on for three hours a day. We used to get dressed up in our Sunday best to log on to it. Then when it shut down again we’d all stand up and sing the national anthem”

Facts

Not really in keeping with the challenge but Chris Barker gave me the idea Artist: hagbardsapple https://b3ta.com/board/11427289 From the 'Set Everything in Space' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/seteverythinginspace/popular/ #SetEverythingInSpace

Quite a flex to turn up at the presidential palace, get him to confirm you as prime minister, call him unfit to serve with no moral authority, tell him to resign, and then pose for a picture

jd vance is the only person who watched the 2015 film spotlight and decided to both convert to catholicism AND get a job covering up for a paedophile

WHY HAS HE GOT A DEERSTALKER HAT ON WHY IS JARED LETO THE COP

Heathen that I am, for some reason I've always thought that 'A Love Supreme' sounds like the name of an ice cream or lolly. "Two Cornettos, an Orange Maid, a choc ice, and a Love Supreme, please"

Who did this one 😆😆😆

Just on the train going past two horses that have fallen out.

Via /r/spottedonrightmove, the big clocks of rightmove final boss www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

I believe the phrase is "Hang it in the Louvre"

Here she is at the March on Washington wearing her Resistance medals, incredible flex

JD Vance closing the deal in Hungary and Iran

12 years ago on my PRIVATE FACEBOOK I made fun of Dapper Laughs, someone obviously told the man himself, he then posted about me for an entire weekend to his 300k fans and WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT they aaaaallllll came for Sooz in a VERY manosphere way. His own dad posted that I was too ugly to rape 😊

At least we now know how Trump will miraculously blockade the Strait of Hormuz - he’ll turn the water into mines etc etc

JD Vance's week:

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

Orbinned

can't believe we're really getting the taxation of trade routes being in dispute *and* a blockade of deadly battleships

‘Area Man uses own turd to clean his ring piece’

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Not sure about the new Star Wars.

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

The Dream Team failed. Total shock. We sent two of our most mediocre real estate developers and a fraud. Who could’ve guessed this outcome?

Don’t forget to set your alarm tomorrow morning so you don’t miss Tucker Fucking Carlson on Laura Fucking Kuenssberg.

When a person loses 1 sense the others are heightened. That's why people who have no sense of humor have an amazing sense of self-importance.

Guardian editor: “So, did you get that quote from a music industry insurance professional about the Kanye-Nazi story?” Guardian journalist: “Sure did, boss! With an excruciatingly awkward last name for the topic, just like you asked!”

why are you, as a man, not as swift as a coursing river with all the force of a great typhoon and all the strength of a raging fire?

My tribute to the Artemis 2 crew in the style of Jack Kirby

"This is the future liberals want"

Ok. Who made this? 🤭😅🤣🤣