"your favorite celebrity is on the Epstein list" i am over 30. i do not have a favorite celebrity

I wonder if he and Epstein were...manufacturing consent?

Night of the Robin

The power of Ian Wright

Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer

Amazing, the game on 5's Big Game Night has gone into overtime so they've moved it onto 5 Action because obviously they couldn't possibly reschedule the programme that follows it, The 1970s Supermarket At Christmas

'I Would Have Followed You, My Brother... My Captain, My King…'

My son has got me going on this fan theory that all the Hugh Jackman roles set in the 1800s could be escaped clones of his The Prestige character. So PT Barnum, Javert, Van Helsing and one of them that went a little wrong and got a mutant X Gene and became Wolverine, all part of the Prestige EU

This is the bleakest timeline

I flew to Canada this week to go to a Paul McCartney concert and I wrote about it here: open.substack.com/pub/naomiald...

“Do you have them in a size 🦜🐍🌙?”

Is it time yet?

Do Moonpig have a card for this?

oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that

This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team

Shot + chaser

They line up perfectly.

Remembering that time the late Queen set off from the Shire to take a ring to Mordor.

I believe they prefer to be called Americans

Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.

New Telegraph Columnist just dropped.

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

In my corner of the bass-playing universe there was life pre- and post-Mani. He brought a liquid, melodic funkiness that EVERYONE copied. And when I finally met him he was exactly how you imagined him: joyful, generous, unstarry (& more of a star because of it) and wickedly funny. A life well lived

It’s not a “US plan”, it’s Moscow’s plan, dictated to guilty men in the White House. Setting aside the injustices being pushed on Ukraine, this would be a disaster for European security & guarantee a war with 🇷🇺 in a few years, in which, presumably, 🇺🇸 and 🇷🇺 are on the same side. on.ft.com/3LYajoR

Tess & Claudia jumping ship doesn't look so weird now eh....

Friday

Incredible headline.

Come for the story, stay for the Carrie Grant impression. 😂 youtube.com/shorts/2DhQV...

This is the one photo on earth that is somehow not AI

I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.

May Boris Johnson catch his foreskin in his zip for all eternity

Fun fact: on the day Dominic Cummings’ trip to Barnard Castle was revealed, the only person that a Tory MP called for to be sacked was *me*. (Simon Clarke MP contacted my employer for being sarcastic to him on Twitter 🙃)

So sad to hear that Mani has died. God, he was such an ace bloke. A properly ace bloke.

Wow. www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater...

Hope the BBC don’t edit this to imply Trump called for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged

Everything Ronaldo does seems designed to further enhance the legacy of Lionel Messi.

He was Groot

People in the intelligence community call Witkoff Dim Philby - both for his level of intelligence and because he’s working for the Russians.

This story about a Reform councillor in Northumberland has about three different massive stories in it. He's accused of ripping off his constituents to the tune of £140k. He owes his own council nearly £40k in unpaid tax. His own council is suing him.

Happy International Men's Day to El Bandito only

Jesus to his disciples:

It's not my fault your nana's bad at karate

The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥 Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.

Yep

the actual suicide of the West will be combining a rapidly aging population with hostility to migrants. however we must give credit to East Asia, especially Japan, for pioneering this model.

This scene from Sideways always breaks my heart. The moment Miles discovers his ex is pregnant is some of the best screen acting you’ll ever see.