Fuck me, other than Russell Howard, has a "comedian" ever managed to steal a living as much as Paddy "I'm famous for being Peter Kay's mate" McGuiness?

So you are just being edgelords for money then.

5.84 just for the laugh when he got subbed

This should be the case. Most people vote for a party and not a personality.

Right that's it. I'm putting the Berties on TV 😂

I think it's clear history will show Trump to have been a Russian asset. Either directly in their pay or so stupid to listen to their destabilising advice. There is literally no other reason I can see for what he's doing. He must be stopped, jailed or worse (better).

Never seen it so bright, North Wales

There's a spectacular show from the Northern Lights with the magnetometer now over 1000nT. Unfortunately it's all happening above the clouds in Manchester, but I'm sure it looks lovely.

It's a pity that some of the Class of 92 became the Lack of Class 26. It's like when your favourite musicians turn out to be dreadful right wing conspiracy theorists. Keep your mouths shut and keep your legacy intact.

One of the few things I miss from that other shit hole was @alternativemufc.bsky.social commentaries. Briefly here, but clearly just wanted to the clout. Anyway to watch without endorsing fascism?

We seem to have normalised the Premier League's inability to conclude the Manchester City case. The years this thing has taken is pathetic. The longer it has taken the more people have forgotten the magnitude of the alleged offences. Time passing has had a kind of watering down affect on allegations

Trump gets booed so loudly he can't even hear himself and has to pause speaking. He gets visibly angry. A woman shouts, "Traitor!" right to his face. This is the reception this rapist, pedo protector should always receive.

I’d be worried being that close Charlie if I was you #Epstein #Trump

Trump imposing tariffs on the UK over Greenland. Fine. Just don't buy shitty American products like Jack Daniels and Swasticars.

That bellend Chris Sutton's predictions are always hilarious.

I'm certainly not saying Carrick is the answer, but playing the players in their positions, playing with intensity and fight and making brave substitutions rather than subbing two defenders for another two works. Amorim was never going to succeed because he simply wasn't good enough.

Carrick's unbeaten run as United manager stretches back to 2021.

Imagine putting a performance in like Martinez today whilst running around with a 6'3 weirdo in your pocket.

City fans rushing for the 192

Fuck off Haaland you weird twat.

This actually feels like watching United

Haha, was that the Bertiest Bertie in the crowd with the Weller Wanker haircut. 192 to Stockport after the match lad.

Dalot after spooning it out for a corner

I want to see Pep clawing at his bald head

HALF AND HALF SCARF ALERT

Not celebrating for 10 minutes in case the offside flag goes up

How are we now winning this game

Casemiro just became a meme

Great block from The Butcher there. Forgot that weird fucker was playing until he had the shot.

If a man in his 50s was constantly spitting at work he would get sacked. Just stop it Pep you scruffy twat.

Commentary team desperate for City to get into this game so they can say "they wore them down". Every time they put 5 passes together they start foaming at the mouth.

Wow, Dalot in correct choice shock

The level of intensity and fight has been another level compared to the dross recently. That's all we ask as a minimum.

Shit nearly forgot it's Friday night so it's #totp

Giz a bump mate? Come on, stop being so shellfish

I've never seen Traitors. Do I continue to ignore it or do I cave in and watch it?

Surely there's only the Haunted Pencil and the Cabbage left in Deform's bizarre game of shit Pokémon until they've managed to catch them all? The worst collection of the most dreadful Tory cunts on the planet is almost complete.

Interesting character choice on EastEnders tonight - Thorin Oakenshield

Why are local weather presenters the only people on TV who need to share their personal Insta on screen? Checked one recently from BBC NW and if you scrolled back a few pics it was literally her just getting pissed with her mates. Clive Myrie or Victoria Derbyshire don't feel the need to do this?

Fave pub in Manchester is The Nags Head. Full of reds and a great atmosphere, but have just unfollowed on Facebook as the landlord is constantly posting anti-gvt articles from the Torygraph and Mail etc. Never saw a peep when the Tories were trashing his industry.

Something very therapeutic about repacking my camera bag

There has to be a day of reckoning for these thugs at some point. Get the cunts swinging from lampposts.

Hey @sentimentbot.bsky.social

Madgwick waiting for his favourite subject of serial killers through history to come up on University Challenge

The rats can't stop jumping ship.

So would we have had the Scousers if we had got through or does some mystical space star ordering mean the entire universe timeline would have been altered for the balls?

Just reading about the crash in Bolton that killed that poor taxi driver. Teenagers filmed night before doing 122 at 3am through the town. No doubt pics of them doing gang signs and wearing masks with "he was a rough diamond who loved his nan" quoted from their feral families.