I'm abysmal at picking up on clues but I certainly have been counting up the red flags

Not AS rough out there this evening

My podcast is back tomorrow. It's a mystery story with all sorts of other aspects. Many comedians are in it. It's always under 40 minutes. The arguments for you listening to it are stacking up, here.

Dinner is roasties, haggis, and peppercorn sauce

Two sleeves in nine days: no wonder my elbows are fucked

It's been a bit blustery www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

All panels knitted. And with eight inches of yarn left. Going to need to buy more to finish the collar 😞

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Dear The Lottery, The fence is over again, can I have some money for a man to put a new one in please?

BNL on TOTP! (this was a very long time ago)

I can thoroughly recommend drinking champagne while everything is shit. It tastes great; what more is there?

Massive

Booze and warcraft

Wittering into the void

I realised yesterday I didn't have any wine (normal, red wine; I've got champagne in). That's alright, we thought, we're going to the shop in a bit... Guess what I forgot to pick up

Just spent an hour correcting something that needn't have happened if the readily available, easily accessible instructions had been followed. I've got enough to do.

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40 days

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Arse. I've made a cupasoup, and now there's a person and I can't eat my lunch.

Maybe we can have the opposite of People with Money go and Buy Anything they Want. Can I get paid to go to Tesco, look at things on the shelf and chuck mini eggs in the trolley, muttering "fuck it, they're going in" then the next shot i go around the house switching off sockets to save electric?

Bed. N'Night x

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Might as well wait up for the wordle at this point

Well, yep, this thing's going to continue to be stream-of-thought nonsense until I somehow learn how to properly communicate Put the phone down, Cat.

Dinner was a very large, very spicy curry. Only from a supermarket spice mix kit thing, which pretty much all taste the same.

I'm not sure I can allow someone who was born four years before me to be fifty... (That means I've only got four years to talk myself in and out and in and out and in to having some kind of celebration, and finding enough people who would want to come along to make it Not Sad.)

Seriously, there must be someone who will actually stand up to this cunt

Stupid time and its insistence on, you know, progressing... 😠 Shop assistant stares blankly at husband and I as we make hilarious pop culture references *cough*From the nineties*cough*

I heard a donkey! except it must have been a herring gull because it was from the roof Yeah, I'm fine... You?

I took Big Camera out to the garden. No aurora for me last night but some nice stars through the clouds and maybe a tiny bit of pink light in the sky

I'd almost tuned out the rain noise but now someone has microwaved what smells like gone off beans and I'm about ready to launch something through a window.

Mog called*: says he's up for a haunting. *Yes. I know. Dead fictional cats can't use telephones

We return on Sunday with episode 7, 'Hurt The Ones You Love'. Hugh recalls a past case, spends some time ill in bed, goes to see Andre in a live event, and overhears something in his own home which raises all sorts of questions.

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Only the northern lights in my garden

Something glitched in my brain over the weekend; feeling very small and silly for ... let's say 'repeat visits' to Events

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Venez-who?

Mortgage review time. I don't want to be a grown up.

We could only get filtered milk at the shop yesterday.... It's Different 😞

It's never actual images, like in dreams; it's more the thought of a concept of how I might doodle a thing ... "Imagine an apple" becomes "well, it's a sort of circle and it might have a stalky bit" (I don't have time for research today, Brain)

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Another Missing Friend dream last night. (They're not Missing missing, they've been seen) And I knew it was them but, after I'd woken up, I realised I hadn't been able to see their face. I miss them.

Early to the office today, some different birds outside at this time

Gut punch from a Facebook memory. Photos from six years ago... "The Before"

Back to normal then, is it? *Checks calendar for the next Thing*