Only managed to shovel in half a slice of toast because my eating time was taken up, suddenly, by Bovril-cleaning-up-time. Today has gone wrong; I suggest it's back to bed, and try again tomorrow.

No, Warburton's, you don't get to call this monstrosity a 'toastie' loaf if it doesn't fully fit in any toasting device. (We only picked it up because it was reduced and I wanted nasty, white bread to have with tomato soup)

N'Night

Aww. I REALLY want this jumper. There's a Bert one, too. Buuuuut, it's £50

The Big Thing we were going to do for my birthday this year would cost us around £300... so that's off. A day trip to somewhere else I've never been will have to do instead.

Pub time. Cider from Crediton. Crisps from... Chesham.

Connections Puzzle #840 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 This isn't one I do every day...

If only I could apply this to ANY OTHER area....

Wordle streak now 600.

😬🫣🫠

Cosy in bed, watching a guy in new Zealand camping in blizzards. Perfect.

Might pop up to bed. Absolutely shattered

I fucking love Twister lollies but Tesco only seem to do the mini ones these days and half of them have the colours the wrong way round. This will be my new quest; A multi pack of full size Twister lollies, raspberry up the middle, and pineapple and lime round the outside. As. It. Should. Be.

In the past, if you wanted to work illegally in the UK, you didn't need a passport, ID, National Insurance number, visa, or any other documents. In the future, thanks to a new government initiative, if you want to work illegally in the UK all you won't need is a compulsory digital ID Britcard.

A. Get out of my kitchen B. Ryvita crackerbreads

🍓FREE COMEDY🍓 We’ve got our birthday show coming up on the 6th October. You can expect… 🍓Great Comedians 🍓A visual gag that will satisfy the DMs I get 🍓The worst puns yet 🍓Surprises Galore 👀 Please share and tell your friends and family’s to come along - tickets below 👇 #CoherentComedy

I think a few of us don't mind a select-one's -own-escapade game

Things are not always what they appear

I love crisp Autumn mornings. I had 3 packets of cheese and onion for breakfast.

Not bad for a couple of minutes outside the office this morning

I got hit with a rhythm stick at the office last week so I’ve hired a workplace Ian Dury lawyer.

Hey Brain, how are we doing? It's half past nine and we're microwaving a potato.

It's a football reference. I don't know who I am.

A bold decorating choice for Exeter

So fucking tired.

god I loved that game

The news we all 'love' to get: "test results normal" ....

So far with your help, we've raised almost £200! I want to keep this going for a bit longer and try and get a bit more, cos it sounds like a brilliant idea. If you can help/share i'd be so grateful! tinyurl.com/37yn63zu

New responsibilities at work have reminded me that corporation guidelines on writing style don't quite match actual English grammar. *Sobbing*

open.spotify.com/track/4I2Wvq... Listening to this. It must be the only song to mention Dickie Bird

I don't like my medication. 48 heart rate seems a little too low...

Every day there is more awful bullshit and it's too much. I need a Good Thing but all my good things aren't until November.

The printer in the office is haunted. Husband suggested holy water... I said I reckoned normal water would take out a printer, haunted or not.

This might be the best bread I've made in ages. Plain white loaf but with Aldi 'oktoberfest' black forest trail mix type stuff in it.

Marketing's on point

Finally found time to start watching Taskmaster 20. I like this bunch.

I'm not even going in "for a look".

Husband is having a haircut. I am coffee-ing. Decaf though 😞

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Even my character has his raincoat on at the mo

Photos! www.facebook.com/share/168cRe...

Big fat ratty sigh.

I'm on light duties at work for various reasons but have just had to answer the loading bay door twice because I thought everyone was on lunch... Turns out they were just ignoring the door. I am going to fucking scream. I've got a lot on, and it's not just work. Rant over. I'll be quiet.

Ugh. I'm exhausted. I need more heart beats than this; I've got things to do. The meds lower my HR, and BP... they weren't high to begin with but, of course, I was being measured and monitored in a very overwhelming situation.

"THE BIG GREEN BOOKS 500 CLUB" I've set up a thing where I can regularly send £500 of books to schools who need them. It costs £1 a week to help out, or whatever you can. Here's the plan. biggreenbookshop.com/big-green-bo... Please share (and join!) Thanks. Currently we have £289.12!

This has been on the floor for a while... Should probably keep going so I don't waste even more money I don't have

Nor do I care that my heart medicine is heart shaped... I'm empty.

I don't even feel like scouring Google maps for holly bushes. I hate this.