Old one (10 y)

I *adore* this poem.

Like many creatives here I'm in danger of becoming extinct as increasing numbers of clients feed from the trough of AI slop. So I'll be promoting my posters etc a bit more. If you could support me by buying something or spreading the love that would be fab. Have a Great Tit to start the weekend. xx

I’m currently doing preorders for this T Shirt! rawpaw.ink/products/ai-...

I posted this on my Morris side's insta, yesterday. Fun. (Huge thanks to @alexhorne.bsky.social for his time)

Sorry but the way she does the look to camera with the yeti 😭

I don’t know which is the bigger surprise, that he likes a Terry’s Chocolate Orange or the obvious

I can't stand the trend of "ASMR" adverts. Stop WHISPERING It's WEIRD

Need reminding to strap my foot up tomorrow morning - I'm spending all day in a field, and Morris dancing. (Plantar fasciitis is a MFer.)

It's the weekend, baby

Mine changes day to day, but this one's always struck a chord :)

i love how some jokes just flow better in other languages, this is ace lmao

Got an ad for a sneaker that has a built in garage with a working door for your Hot Wheels car and was, for some reason, surprised that it only came in kid sizes

If anyone wants their own Sea Lions On A Shirt tee, there’s a link here - 25% off at the moment too 👍 www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Se...

Health weird. Brain weird. Getting better? Maybe.

🎶 solid dairy brother 🎶

Sea Lions On A Shirt

My internal monologue at all times

i will never apologize for, an impression

trans rights actually aren't extra rights they're just the same rights everybody else has that you're trying to take away from trans people. sorry you have trouble with this, but it means you're a bigot not that we're wrong.

I will do no such thing, The Darts Band. GOOD DAY.

GNU Anthony Head. And a wail to the heavens. 💔

Miserden Morris, a damn fine bunch of people. (I am in this photo. 🐗)

Artist! Quote with your fanart!

My most recent novel is out in paperback TODAY. As you can see, there's been a dazzling redesign of the cover. Meanwhile the Kindle ebook is 99p all month. For those with no time for books, you can also buy it as a chocolate bar, a roll-on deodorant, or I can WhatsApp you the entire thing.

Check yourself regularly. 'Know your normal'

I've posted the whole thing on my FB www.facebook.com/share/p/17Rz...

I made a thing of our weekend... Here are four bits of it

An amazing weekend away with friends and family at Thaxted Morris Weekend. Had a couple moments of overwhelm, which I put down to recent weird physical & mental health... And then sudden period halfway through today (I'm on meds which normally stop them). 🙃

I am in Stroud tonight - tickets here www.ticketsource.com/yellowlighte... #poetry #comedy #neurodiversity

Happy 115th birthday to a small mountain hut in the Bavarian Alps! Why? Because it was opened on this day in 1911, of course. And... um... 🧵

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

Irish Talking Heads cover band Seamus It Ever Was

🎵It's getting hot in here 🎵(so hot) 🎵So eat up all your clothes 🎵I am gettin' so hot 🎵I turned into a clothes moth

Feet in a tub of cold water. Much needed. Here is a photo of Icicle. Melty cat.

Heatwave cooling system ♨️

"You know the film, the one about the fucking wee bear lad, loves immigration and fucking about. The bear, he's got a fucking hat and sandwich up his arse. His parents are middle class cunts. Jam! He fucking loves jam." "Paddington?" "That's the one, right"

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

I'm a big advocate of buying cold cans of gin and tonic and holding them on your wrists for a bit. Has to be cans of gin and tonic. Don't ask me why. I'm not a doctor.

Reading The Night Watch for the first time. Just came across the line "all those people who didn't know or care about the machine but stole its grease." God fucking damn.

I never would have guessed.

me [arriving at your barbeque]: aww mate is that a genuine cunto??

1802) Transwrongsbot. Listen, validation and love is all very well, but at some point things get bad enough that action is required as a matter of simple survival. It's time to protect trans rights by doing some trans wrongs.

Oh, oh, and I brought a dress with me (which is slightly bigger on me than I remember) and I have a hat! (I did already sunburn yesterday, thanks for asking - guess who didn't put suncream on before helping to put up tents.)

It is already v. v. hot in Chippenham. Suncream on, water bottle obtained, breakfast eaten.

Frankly “meow” is too petit bourgeois. My cats say “MAAAAAARRRRRR!” like proper working class cats 👀

*mortal kombat voice*