Emailed the Payroll team and told them to be more clear in their communications, and to use this as a learning opportunity and feed back to staff. Left off my initial closing statement of "Thanks for ruining Christmas, cunts."

they should have a separate color of the year for people who haven’t lost the will to live

Spending my last day working in the NHS fighting the urge to send the world's biggest shit-o-gram to Payroll and HR about how they've messed up and couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery I'm fine, it's fine, everything's fine Isn't December jolly, ha ha ha ha

Behold, the greatest Christmas jumper I have ever seen and owned.

Buying this combo deal so I can play music that everyone else hears but I do not

Hey Wes, I can save you the trouble. The reason a lot of people are struggling with their mental health in the UK is it fucking sucks here. Aside from usual late-stage capitalism stuff, everything that could be cool about living here has been systematically made worse by people like you, you cunt.

Reminding myself how to work the eldritch machinations of DPNs.

Talk about a bleak midwinter.

How do I make a badge or patch like this? I *desperately* want my rainbow L&Y backpack to be a sac magique.

New favourite version.

I called my fists Your and Party as they are poorly coordinated

Gods, I love these.

Away in a manger, the French for 'to eat', a oisseau's a birdy, and pieds is your feet.

I named my fists Barker and Corbett because it'll be goodnight from me, and then it'll be goodnight from me

Oh! Oh! I have this to do 😍

Happy 1st of December! ❄ The Mari Lwyd is coming... 🐴

my stupid stupid brain had to draw this

Rozencrantz & Guildernstern & Tom Stoppard Are Dead Rest in peace to a postmodern genius.

maybe next time

Icicle has become hat. He is doing what he probably thinks is healing purrs.

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild Fox Roe deer Weasel Adder Frog

I frew up. 😞

Headache and nausea. I really don't want to be sick. 😭

Just in case you were thinking of getting tickets to a Bellowhead concert NEXT November … they are selling out incredibly quickly!!! Just sayin’ bellowhead.co.uk/home

"Mild green, fairy liquid!"

Bloody great gig from @watsoncomedian.bsky.social in Stroud. And I got to see my sister @catphoto.bsky.social! The loveliest Thursday evening.

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

Decided to test out a new eyeshadow on one eye... It is Very difficult to remove, and I now look like I've got a bruised eye. 👍

Really fighting the urge to just quit all my hobbies and things that bring joy, delete all my social accounts, and just fuck off forever. Is it the burnout speaking? Who's to say.

Giving this project a bit of a push - this farm is near where my family farmed and projects like this are so important. If any of my yarn-friends can spare a few pounds it would be great to get it funded! 🧶 #crochet

I have had A Day. Luckily, Alaska is here to absolutely not be a mischief in any way.

🎵 AND I SAID WHAT ABOUT...

Teary today. 🙃

Here goes patreon.com/berkeleymews

It's true!

I just want enough money to figure out which of my problems can’t be solved by money

Is your child texting about the Mary Rose? Here are the signs... BRB - Boat Raised Brilliantly LOL - Lots of Linstocks TBH - That Boat's Historic WTF - Wood That's Freeze-dried ROFL - Really Old Flagship (Late) PMSL - Polyethylene glycol Makes Stuff Last

Sitting in the dark while the landlord fixes some light switches.

I can't find a thing that I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have thrown away. Guess I need to properly turn out some boxes at a time when I'm less tired and frazzled.

oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that

Today continues. Nearly lost a fight with a tin of Stagg chili.

Today is Not Going Well.

Wanted to paint this dog

Today, on Transgender Day of Remembrance, we remember the transgender lives lost to violence. The Green Party stands shoulder to shoulder with transgender people in the face of increasing transphobic rhetoric in our society and politics.

Some decs up (fairy lights, a felt mouse, and a wesselbob). Need to find the cable ties before I can put the tree up. Now dyeing my hair back to brown.

silly little treats are all well and good but i want a huge severe indulgence. let me drink a sweet coffee AND kill god

🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶

laughing again because during a quiz there was a question about a famous pirate and I said to my friend just name any pirate and he panicked and said long bon jovi