please for the love of god don't let these people put you off trying to get help if you're struggling, even if it isn't ADHD or autism getting seen and heard is really really good and useful, and no one needs to have a formal diagnosis for all the informal support out there

How to do an April Fool’s Day prank: 1) Don’t

April fools! We're all fools and it's April. Anyway

Warning! Today is MISINFORMATION day on the internet. It's totally unlike any other day- [finger to ear] Mmhmm.

Begging the general public to BUY SOME FUCKING HEADPHONES

This sign raises many questions, which probably should be answered by the sign but aren't

It's Trans Day of Visibility. The bastards will see this robot coming, but it won't help them.

I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon

We went wrong as a society the minute we abandoned the idea of ass printers.

The Easter Bunny is visiting Morris practice this evening.

Star Trek: The Next Generation, possibly the best television show ever, is not about spaceships shooting lasers at each other, it is about a man who represents the best of us trying to teach his robot son to be human while debating whether humans even deserve to exist with his best frenemy, God.

gone to see a mobius stripper, she's been taking her jumper off for 40 minutes

Old McDonald had a farm On the feast of Stephen And on that farm he had a cow Deep and crisp and even

A French way of telling someone to be quiet, especially popular in school playgrounds, is ferme ta boite à camembert. It means “shut your camembert box!” * I often use this phrase when someone is being so annoying that it gets to the point I simply camembert it

Big purchase requires big Internet. This is simple math

Whenever this bus brakes, there is a noise like a cat being sick HORK HORK HORK

"The message you absorbed wasn’t “rest when you need to.” It was “rest when you’ve done enough to deserve it.” Those 2 things are not the same & your #NervousSystem learned the 2nd one so well that taking a #nap now feels like a moral #failure.": buff.ly/H6y38wY by @thethrivingspoonie.com #resting

🎵Heaven knows I’m miserable now 🎵

Also... Flahs!

it's not even 8am and some of you have already burned through 2 of your 3 turn energy for the day. you have to learn to keep something in the tank in case someone attacks this afternoon

... Nope.

“Your hair is stuck to your face, it’s stuck to your face or to your lips or it’s in your eyelashes, it’s touching you and it won’t get off, the strand is evasive every time you try to grab it but you can feel the fucker.” This. This is why I now have a buzz cut.

Roy Dommett. Britain's Chief Missile Scientist. Created the UK's independent nuclear deterrent and space programmes. Both got cancelled. Remarkable man. Legendary Morris dancer. One of its first true historians. I will do a thread on him at some point. Because his life was full of stuff like this:

I've had weak ankles for as long as I can remember. Having had my autism diagnosis last year, my sister recently said "do you think it might be hypermobility?" Hahaha OF COURSE Of course there's a reason for it It's all connected and why didn't we SEE IT

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

Ah, good. We're at "all noises are annoying" o'clock. Thanks, brain.

[Sade voice 🎵]

Lovely morning, followed by torrential rain after lunch. Wondered where that sudden headache came from.

"As your local badger, I reject your allegation that I run like an old neglected footstool which has just discovered its own sentience."

Grateful to my sister for posting this absolutely relatable Onion article.

Me in the presence of gossip, tittle tattle, scandal, scuttlebutt

Look at this. State of it. Utter filth.

Folk music hive mind; please can I have examples of sixties/seventies revival acts attempting to release coke-bloat infused albums in the eighties (ideally with cover artwork featuring yacht rock styling).

Hi #EarlyModern Bluesky - did you know that someone brilliant has built working printing presses using Lego and they are trying to get enough supporters so that Lego will release it as a kit? They look so cool! beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...

True Art

It's the weekend, baby

All set up and ready for Artisan Made UK trade fair tomorrow! 5 hours journey down and 5 hours of set up (mainly me changing my mind where to put stuff!). What do you think? I think it’s looking nice. Looking forward to meeting lovely shop owners tomorrow 🤍☺️

The games that made me! My9games.com

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

Spreadsheet nerds! I need your help. Is there a formula or way I can transpose or link the cells with percentages in from one sheet (see first picture), to a row without spaces between them in another sheet (second picture). Same workbook!

Well, that explains the erratic delivery times.

Found out they're struggling to recruit for my old job. I shouldn't take joy in this, but...

My brain is just forgetti hoops

Someone just sprayed themselves with deodorant in this train carriage I am going to scream

I love my hair. Except when the weather is windy, at which point I want to shave it all off.

How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.

The sun is out, it is warmer than it has been, it is not dark when I go to or leave work lovely