Be nice to cash it all in, in £5 notes and slowly shovel them down his throat wouldn’t it

I mean it would be fucking hilarious, if it wasn’t just another rotten episode of plague Island. It’s been an absolute shitshow since 2010 and it ain’t getting any better is it.

Just like Heseltine too

Currently walking down Canal Street if anyone wants lobbing in, or a cuddle

www.maptap.gg May 14 99🎯 95🏅 98🎯 67😑 75🤨 Final score: 816

#WhenTaken #807 (14.05.2026) I scored 847/1000🏅 1️⃣📍11.2K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥉96/200 2️⃣📍51.5 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇197/200 3️⃣📍501 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇184/200 4️⃣📍416 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇185/200 5️⃣📍412 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇185/200 More like 800km away on 1

When Taken has shit itself this morning I see @junkyardfool.bsky.social @iggypopbarker.bsky.social @johnneptune.bsky.social

Wordle 1,790 X/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 Seriously, GTF

So let’s get a view on the Kings Speech from a very competent, serious politician. ‘Good afternoon Danny Kruger….’ Good old BBC

www.maptap.gg May 13 95👑 97🔥 99🎯 69😨 95🏅 Final score: 882 Wrong coast in Canada 🤦‍♂️

#WhenTaken #806 (13.05.2026) I scored 754/1000🏅 1️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥈166/200 2️⃣📍3.2K km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥈133/200 3️⃣📍386 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇183/200 4️⃣📍1.2K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥈156/200 5️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️22 yrs - 🥉116/200

Just turned South instead of North at Cherwell Valley services

www.maptap.gg May 12 99🎯 97🔥 92🏆 97🔥 95🏅 Final score: 956

#WhenTaken #805 (12.05.2026) I scored 776/1000🏅 1️⃣📍444 km - 🗓️11 yrs - 🥈168/200 2️⃣📍893 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥈158/200 3️⃣📍219 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇188/200 4️⃣📍2.0K km - 🗓️11 yrs - 🥈132/200 5️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️18 yrs - 🥈130/200 Shite

www.maptap.gg May 11 97🔥 95🏅 95🏆 99🎯 75🤨 Final score: 904

#WhenTaken #804 (11.05.2026) I scored 734/1000🎗️ 1️⃣📍271 m - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥇191/200 2️⃣📍12.5K km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥉100/200 3️⃣📍904 m - 🗓️18 yrs - 🥈161/200 4️⃣📍1.2 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200 5️⃣📍450 km - 🗓️39 yrs - 🥉86/200 FFS

If these people can afford to make these sorts of donations, then they can afford to pay more tax

Just watched Macca unplugged from 1991, smashing stuff

I’ll be honest, I’d rather keep this fella than have Streeting

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www.maptap.gg May 10 92👑 74🤫 96🔥 92🎓 79🤗 Final score: 871

#WhenTaken #803 (10.05.2026) I scored 798/1000🏅 1️⃣📍5.1 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇189/200 2️⃣📍3.2K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈134/200 3️⃣📍174 km - 🗓️14 yrs - 🥈166/200 4️⃣📍260 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇187/200 5️⃣📍3.9K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥉122/200

www.maptap.gg May 9 100🎯 99🎯 94🎉 100🎯 81🙂 Final score: 930

#WhenTaken #802 (09.05.2026) I scored 838/1000🏅 1️⃣📍738 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇175/200 2️⃣📍3.1 km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥇191/200 3️⃣📍2.7K km - 🗓️14 yrs - 🥉116/200 4️⃣📍218 km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥇183/200 5️⃣📍212 m - 🗓️14 yrs - 🥈173/200

The Attenborough scene with the Gorillas, iconic moment

Liz Kendall’s vision for the future….. AI I give up

www.maptap.gg May 8 99🎯 84😁 82🌟 40😕 84😁 Final score: 719 Shite

#WhenTaken #801 (08.05.2026) I scored 771/1000🏅 1️⃣📍563 km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥈174/200 2️⃣📍903 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈171/200 3️⃣📍177 km - 🗓️30 yrs - 🥉108/200 4️⃣📍3.5K km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥉120/200 5️⃣📍1.0 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇198/200

The Crown @ Wrinehill Well decent

Savoury French Toast at the Greek at Trentham Village, reward for doing my civic duty

Do I bother or not?

www.maptap.gg May 7 96🏅 95🏅 84😁 98🎯 96🔥 Final score: 941

#WhenTaken #800 (07.05.2026) I scored 929/1000👑 1️⃣📍629 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇181/200 2️⃣📍115 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇190/200 3️⃣📍490 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇180/200 4️⃣📍550 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇182/200 5️⃣📍8.6 m - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200 That distance on 5 🔥🔥🔥🔥

I award this 7/9 Evertons, good effort

Wordle 1,783 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Quite annoying that

Bank Holiday 🍺🍻🍺 Newcastle Town last night 🍻🍺🍻 Fitzherbert Arms tonight 🍺🍻🍺 Debs birthday tomorrow 🍻🍺🍻 THE WEEKEND 🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺🍷🍷🍷 I’m too old for this

www.maptap.gg May 6 99🎯 90👑 99🎯 99🎯 92🏆 Final score: 960

#WhenTaken #799 (06.05.2026) I scored 777/1000🏅 1️⃣📍758 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥈172/200 2️⃣📍6.5K km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥉101/200 3️⃣📍476 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇186/200 4️⃣📍303 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇188/200 5️⃣📍3.1K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥈130/200

This is Gemini. She's at the vet because she keeps flying away. Luckily it's just a harmless case of airplane ears. 12/10 (IG: apolloandgem)

www.maptap.gg May 5 83🌟 92🏆 88🎉 82🌟 87🎉 Final score: 858

#WhenTaken #798 (05.05.2026) I scored 818/1000🏅 1️⃣📍8.9K km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥉99/200 2️⃣📍650 km - 🗓️16 yrs - 🥈148/200 3️⃣📍354 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇187/200 4️⃣📍6.8 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇195/200 5️⃣📍947 m - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇189/200

Wordle 1,781 X/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 FRO

I’m sorry, but everyone now knows exactly what Reform stands for, so if you vote for them, you’re a nasty racist with no respect for other humans. No ‘I didn’t know’ or ‘the other parties have let me down’ excuses now. Shame on them and shame on you.

Currently walking around the big pond at Ellesmere, very civilised

⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - May 4 www.maptap.gg/challenge 97🏅 31🙈 97🏅 94🏆 -- Score: 604 in 25.0s (TIME UP!) I can’t get to the 5th one in time, tried twice now

That article by Yusuf, they’re fucking abhorrent aren’t they. And those fuckers are going to win big too. Every Country has the government it deserves - Joseph de Maistre

www.maptap.gg May 4 100🎯 87🎉 99🎯 89👑 92🏆 Final score: 928

#WhenTaken #797 (04.05.2026) I scored 848/1000🏅 1️⃣📍14.7K km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥉93/200 2️⃣📍134 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇192/200 3️⃣📍325 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇187/200 4️⃣📍135 m - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇197/200 5️⃣📍1.7 km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥇179/200

Bit of Woodpecker action for the Bank Holiday

Good afternoon, more great news from GB PLC!