the used to make real soundtracks for a movie

A friend got me a present. I love it.

Last saved meme is your moral philosophy (Jesus this is too accurate)

Michigan special teams don’t fuck this up challenge.

This is a special kind of turd of a game.

Superior quality hat, ma’am.

Beer snake birth

Game sucks. Vibes do not.

Semaj Morgan I’m sure is a good, nice kid who is supremely athletically gifted. But right now he should not be on the field under any circumstances.

This game is such a turd of a rock fight. I chuckle at these bozos trying to spin this into a defensive struggle

Michigan looks terrible. But it’s a good day to be at the ballpark.

Every year of our ski trip my buddies and I, usually the first three to arrive, drop $70 at the Arby’s on the way into town before getting to our lodging. It is a right of passage. It is delicious. It wrecks havoc on the plumbing. We regret nothing and will do this as long as Arby’s is open.

People who have never worked a true, honest day of physical abor for pay are the kind of people this stupid country has elevated to positions of authority in thought and political leadership. And goddammit does it show.

Bernie Sanders record of surrounding himself with people who then got gigs of their own by association only to turn out to be absolute disasters at it is only matched in public life by Bill Belichick

I wish this was true. My particular brand of pessimism tells me people are assholes.

lol all of them.

This is Gaddafi level bullshit.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Wake up babe. The new ANTIFA flag just dropped.

“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”

Really can’t wait to hear what Dabo has to say about losing to Duke at home. I’m sure it’s measured and not at all about redirecting fault and blame at others.

Ole Butthole eyes cost Miami another game huh @surber.bsky.social?

Another Halloween has passed and I think I was stopped 14 times for photos by grown ass adults who turned into kids when they saw the TK suit. (Photo for reference and because it’s awesome)

Kid 1 enjoyed his costume.

She needs to leave his ass and but his career to the ground. This is a man selling his wife down the river for his own benefit.

Fucking crypt keeper

My thanks to @justtmill.bsky.social for introducing me to my new favorite insult: Shitweasel

Apparently wearing a mask goes both ways.

@mattmcclure.bsky.social @felsgate.bsky.social Given the result last night am I to assume that Lukas Reichel was the problem with Bedard? Also is there a defining line where an NHL players son plays well enough to no longer be a garbage son?

Post a vampire that isn't dracula

This has been my life for the past three weeks.

The phrase senator murphy stopped short of is: “This is disqualifying.”

First animated crush without saying your age.

The thing I’m most curious about in the wake of the BK firing, isn’t what established coaches go where, it’s where does BK go? He’s like Ebola, Haunta virus and radioactive waste made a baby at a threesome that no one’s claiming. But he can coach. Who’s desperate enough to hire him? Is it…. MSU?

I’m still laughing that Brian Kelly got fired at LSU for football reasons and not any of the other obvious reasons for firing Brian Kelly.

This may be May favorite skeet ever. Also look at the smirk on Leo’s face.

The NY Times and WaPo may be lost causes but holy shite look at PEOPLE out here absolutely killing it with 100% unvarnished truths 🌟

Incredibly powerful words from Pastor David Black.

Y’all. Country club white people drink at a different level than you’ve ever experienced. As a professional drinker, this was a staggering experience.

Canada:

It’s Wednesday and I’ve surpassed my billable week. Kill me.

My Halloween preparation is coming along nicely. 1) 80s ski coat ✅ 2) Joakleys ✅ 3) ancient ski cap ✅ 4) acid washes jeans ✅ 5) torn ski gloves ✅ 6) offensive beer koozie ✅ 7) offensive ski themed T-shirt ✅ 8) quality white/grey chin beard TBD So close to being this handsome bastard.

The shear volume of “premium” or “high profile” coaching jobs that are going to be available at the conclusion of this season is going to be staggering.

Gran Turismo

Who's solving the louvre robbery? Right answers only

The sad, divorced, she got the house and the kids energy in this photo could power the East Coast for 30 years.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

Pinball expo is as awesome.

That’s the Iron Giant and now I’m sobbing.

WAIT WHAT!?!? JAMES FRANKLINS GONNA BE ON GAMEDAY TOMORROW?