timeline cleanse featuring one of my neighbors

top five film genres: 1. artsy queers in late 70s early 80s new york 2. stupid sexy transsexual technology 3. this crime has gone way off the rails but the soundtrack is amazing 4. the fearsome creature is gentle and sexy, actually 5. love is gay cannibalism

listening to 70s italian psych and making puttanesca

if we don’t end up with a drag king named bubba blowjob what are we even doing?

it is once again margarita friday in lockhart, texas

i’ve been in chicago the past few days for my annual work meeting. i showed up early and got to spend time with dear friends, eat a lot of delicious food, and check out cool art.

f r i e n d s h i p

la creatura

🎶spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine

saw agriculture and boris tonight at my favorite venue. it was a beautiful night

jury duty this morning, ama

🐈‍⬛ 🌞

loved the del toro FRANKENSTEIN… nobody is surprised, i know

taco time

because of this i constantly want to refer to my gender as none binary with left beef

the good shit

i tried to write a horror story inspired by “cowboy dan” by modest mouse and it kind of went off the rails. it’s on submission now. there are homoerotic tentacles.

literary hill i will die on is that if a publication doesn’t accept simultaneous submissions, they had better get back to me within like a week or pay a metric ton of money

weed

been spending my day with this, will continue

poppy with chive cream cheese, untoasted

the holy vessel of texan shabbat

is this anything

sometimes you have to rewatch TROUBLE EVERY DAY

life is short so i ordered some of those margarita glasses with the cactus stem

so @blurry-line.bsky.social pointed out to me that i spelled criterion like an eeveelution and now i wish for everyone to speculate about the traits of this pokemon

critereon channel is a true trans ally for adding a body horror collection this month

in the lion’s den (peeing in a texas state office building while attending a daylong conference with a bunch of people i used to work with)

thank you so much for the donation! i love them

THE GIRLS ARE FIIIIIIGHTING

got some bloody butcher cornmeal so i might write a horror story about it

if you see this quote post a concert picture you took

i always pop for the inevitable henry rollins cameo in 90s movies of a certain vibe

Preordered so fast I might have preordered twice

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I try not to buy many books because I’m really bad at actually reading them, but Max writing a Buc-ees horror story is reaaaaally hard to deny.

Oh my gooooooooood!!!!!

it figures that they scheduled the rapture for al cisneros’s birthday

we bisexuals have made ourselves visible for the rapture

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down by the river

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owlcat

sleepy

people posting about wwe having an “emf friendly” match and i’m just like why are we bringing epsom mad funkers into this youtu.be/sfCLt0kTd5E?...

my story “the beaver weaves as the beaver wills” (the evil buc-ee’s story) will be in this anthology!!

just watched the french horror movie MADS and wow that was completely my shit

*slow heavy metal music playing*