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THE GIRLS ARE FIIIIIIGHTING

got some bloody butcher cornmeal so i might write a horror story about it

if you see this quote post a concert picture you took

i always pop for the inevitable henry rollins cameo in 90s movies of a certain vibe

Preordered so fast I might have preordered twice

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I try not to buy many books because I’m really bad at actually reading them, but Max writing a Buc-ees horror story is reaaaaally hard to deny.

Oh my gooooooooood!!!!!

it figures that they scheduled the rapture for al cisneros’s birthday

we bisexuals have made ourselves visible for the rapture

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The beaver has never been so sinister in A. Max Traphagan's story, "The Beaver Weaves as the Beaver Wills". What does the beaver want, and will our protagonist survive a strange heat wave long enough to find out? Fearmoji. December 15. #BookSky

down by the river

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Enter the bizarre mind of TT Madden in their story "The Sterling Bridge Street Monster", in which a curses culminates in a group of teens feeling... let's say, ill? 🤧 Fearmoji. December 15. Preorder now. #BooksSky

owlcat

sleepy

people posting about wwe having an “emf friendly” match and i’m just like why are we bringing epsom mad funkers into this youtu.be/sfCLt0kTd5E?...

my story “the beaver weaves as the beaver wills” (the evil buc-ee’s story) will be in this anthology!!

just watched the french horror movie MADS and wow that was completely my shit

*slow heavy metal music playing*

just rewatched JAWBREAKER for the first time in a while and it’s so deliciously queer. roddy bottum should get a weird queer lifetime achievement award for being responsible for both “yoo hoo” by imperial teen and “be aggressive” by faith no more (and being legit named roddy bottum)

i’m a @bryanfuller.bsky.social enthusiast so this is my natural state. particularly relevant to this ask is PUSHING DAISIES!!!

made this with some rancho gordo black lentils and it’s soooo good www.foodandwine.com/mushroom-and...

this book is great. gretchen’s books are all great. fuck censorship. fuck the cowards at dc comics.

someone decided to publish this so that’s cool - should be available for your eyes in december.

AAAAAAAAAAA

tried to “make peace” for years until i was forced to get a double mastectomy due to breast cancer. despite the circumstances, i’m constantly amazed by the joy my flat chest brings me, and i’ve just gotten a referral to start t. could have avoided so much pain if i hadn’t listened to this bs

in maryland visiting @wrestleacademic.bsky.social and @totalhell.bsky.social and also queen lizzard and the wizard gizzard, who is in this photo with me. i love getting stoned and eating unfamiliar takeout with loved ones

got this ad on instagram and i have some unfortunate news for them

the good stuff

i know everything’s moved toward the queer mullet but i will never let go of the queer pompadour. thank you for your time and consideration.

getting labor day weekend started with a big edible and my comfort movie INSTRUMENT which is the fugazi documentary, which is nerdy i admit but i fucking love fugazi youtu.be/KDzGu_w5WAo?...

no new pictures, where are you at mentally?

coming to the realization that i may have accidentally transitioned into john linnell youtu.be/IyF7PQ__zV4?...

GUESS WHO

forgot to share these somewhat weirdly lit selfies stephen and i took while we were in corpus

writing a horror story inspired by “tire me” by rage against the machine because i am nobody but myself

introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw: russian circles/pelican chat pile gang of four/the jesus lizard/dry cleaning boris/agriculture sunn o)))

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unexpected bonus of watching german tv shows is random blixa bargeld 😍

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my evil buc-ee’s story was accepted to an anthology!!!!

i believe in this and i want to! i have written a book! my issue is i have absolutely no idea how to get it widely distributed. i have previously printed my own chapbooks and despite doing everything i know to do, i can’t get them in the hands of more than like 50 people

i hate how many shows have random cancer storylines not because it’s triggering but for the same reason i can’t watch legal shows - i know too much and i’m too autistic

tomorrow stephen & i are going to corpus christi to celebrate our 18th wedding anniversary - we went there for our honeymoon. when we go back we must always listen to “crank dat soulja boy” & “pop lock and drop it” as much as possible to honor 2007. our level of shrimp consumption will be ridiculous

at some point i need to make a playlist of the best songs to hit at the end of your run. today’s was “new noise” by refused

discussion online again about what the worst song ever is, and obviously it’s “dude looks like a lady”