reached the point of my life where my most expensive piece of clothing is my custom lymphedema glove from germany. being a cancer survivor is so glamorous.

baby’s first viral bluesky post

re-watching the x-files after not really watching it since it aired and scully buys a bag of groceries and her total is $11.17 and she pays with a check. life comes at you fast.

what fool called it a salad and not a leaf motif?

haircut day

cooking some amazing food and also? I’m high as hell. I just published a new fucked-up story! now I’m gonna go to bed and dream of holding hands with Al Cisneros

stoned panda got a haircut with tacos

quote this with your impression of a max panda post

i just think they should have let john goodman play pinhead one time

the other day i was playing chess on chess dot com against someone in the uk called “bigboss6967” and i showed @traphag.bsky.social and she’s like “what if it’s kier starmer?” and i’m like “then i just kicked kier starmer’s ass at chess” and so anyway you’re welcome

tonight’s tacos

also got a new shirt

my edible is hitting so if you donate now you can get a weird stoned haiku

today, donate to my friends at queertopia & i’ll write a haiku on a topic of your choice. they serve unhoused black queer elders in austin. for juneteenth, they put those they serve up in hotels and provide food, supplies, and celebration. currently $621 from their goal cashapp/venmo: QueertopiaTX

this explains why basically all my friends live in chicago even though i have never lived there

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Ok fine. My 2019 book Hall of Waters, if you want to revisit it, is a deeply prescient text on whiteness & U.S. misogynist cultural reaction, and I think further prescient when considering the Donald Judd essays in light of AI's impact on art. free PDF: www.theoperatingsystem.org/wp-content/u...

the stoned chef made chicken korma this evening. stephen says next week i should make chicken vindaloo and watch red dwarf

this is the only reason i use the internet

i have like three chest hairs now. rawr.

it’s really too bad that hannibal never had a baseball episode

whenever i encounter the phrase “new world screwworm” i want to see it in a 2000s houston rap album cover font

she is going to watch a movie

it’s cancer survivors’ day and pride month so all the normies have to be real nice to me

been watching the x files while stoned recently, as god intended

tonight the stoned chef is making chicken saag www.indianhealthyrecipes.com/palak-spinac...

really wish talarico was the candidate stephen miller thinks he is instead of a guy who calls his own inclusive comments “cringey” and insists there are only “two sexes, men and women” after slight pushback

i love stroking my two little squares of beard hair thoughtfully

grillinz

also got a haircut today

one of our greatest natural resources is the kexp youtube channel

brian jonestown massacre

watching mcclusky’s recent kexp performance because stephen watched it last night and couldn’t stop laughing so now i need to watch it so we can add some lines to our inside joke vocabulary

she is watching

the stoned chef is making chicken tikka masala and jeera rice

back from my beach trip and now i will be in bed watching star trek for the rest of the evening

current status

i cooked a paella on the beach!

going to the texas coast with family this weekend and i have plans to cook a paella on the beach 🥘

an important rite of passage for the speculative fiction writer: my first rejection from clarkesworld

my contribution to this zine was a tale of what happens when cm punk meets a gentleman called broccoli rob who’s on a quest to make the world’s greenest relish. you know you want it.

pro wrestling is so weird and interesting because it’s the only artform that evolved entirely out of scamming people. the only thing similar is professional magicians, except being a magician has much less of an athletic element

watching D.O.A. (1950) and “luminous poisoning” is an amazing phrase

the stoned chef has made japanese chicken curry rice from scratch

also, have you internalized patriarchy in such a way that you feel like you aren’t good enough or deserving enough to be a man? more likely than you think. guess how i know.

purchased a set of three sizes of exercise bands in 2023 for doing assisted pull ups and i’m pleased to report i’ve finally switched to the middle one from the biggest one

i don’t know if it’s cursed or holding back a curse but when i moved into my house the only thing there was this orange rosary hanging in my bedroom closet. i have never removed it just in case it was there for a reason.

eating popular corn and watching CASTRATION MOVIE while waiting for my edible to hit. truly an epic saturday

the stoned chef has made moo goo gai pan

each time my grandma demands that i find more large print danielle steel books for her, i shed a tear for the fact that she refuses to use an e-reader bc she would love kindle unlimited