What were all the underscores doing before email addresses?

MY 20 SECOND GUIDE TO DUB If the production is ace but some bloke’s wibbling utter cobblers over the top of it : ➡️ It’s Lee Scratch Perry

Leeds looking positively Grimshawian ce soir

The Texas National Guard rocking up in Chicago. Think they got antifa and fajitas confused.

This article is a) vast and b) very much for you if you ever get the feeling that something hinky’s going on with GenAI. To quote: “Generative AI exists for two reasons: to cost money, and to make executives look busy.” www.wheresyoured.at/the-case-aga...

Kemi’s just a haunted, peevish paperweight at this point isn’t she?

I just stood on my kindle and broke the screen which is a) a pain in the arse and b) made me rifle through the bookshelves to find this:

LOVE the feature on Win11 where if your compy goes to sleep, it just flat out kills any print jobs, even if they’re halfway through print. Yum yum yum more of that please you absolute wallies.

I am currently 8 eggs through a 12 egg carton and EVERY SINGLE ONE has been a double yolker. Never going to top this.

Highlander is ont telly and what a joyous mess it is. NOTHING makes a lick of sense and it’s all the better for it.

Calling people ‘James Workshop’ is the funniest thing in the world and will brook no dissent on this.

I’m currently installing Win11 and loathing every nanosecond of it.

We don’t talk enough about HOW FUCKING OMINOUS the This Is Your Life theme tune was m.youtube.com/watch?v=tzNR...

Gotta say I’m *really* looking forward to this year’s tory party conference. It’ll be like some mad and irrelevant subreddit meeting up irl.

Just catching up with the Hegseth briefing: It appears that the US military intend to dominate the battlespace through the power of raw cringe.

I have a dental checkup at 11.15 today which I believe is the perfect time to kill any productivity the day might have held stone dead.

Some lass came into the shop yesterday with a poster for her gig, asked me to put it up and said I should come ‘because there’ll be other BBC6 dads there’. COLD BLOODED

The Canoe Man saga coming to a climax in Dec 2007 and then segueing effortlessly into the Shannon Matthews brouhaha in Feb 2008 really marked the high water point of a golden age of wanky hail mary frauding.

Do you think you could blag being a dentist for like a checkup appointment?

Laser weeder? Or ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT?

Stop leading a subpar life and read the Personal Life section of this wiki en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osama_V...

I’ve been thinking about it a lot and have concluded that The EdStone was the precise moment where reality just checked out and stopped being a serious endeavour.

Made myself a new hoodie haven’t I?

Ok, finally got my head around Old World. It’s taken me yonks because 30+ years of playing Civ ain’t easily overridden, but it’s a really solid game with its own thing going on while still being vaguely familiar to anyone who likes a 4k setup.

Dirty > Daydream Nation Don’t @ me you contemptible dorks

Zinger of a thread in the offing here www.reddit.com/r/britishmil...

WHAT IS HAPPENING WHY IS LORD NELSON ENGAGING BONNIE GREER #bbcqt

#bbcqt sounding like King Tubby’s on the mixing desk tonight. Reverb up the wazoo WIBBERDEEWIBBERDEEWOOOOAH

I can’t agree with ozempic when we still have plenty of perfectly good tapeworm available. Respect the classics.

OFT-OVERLOOKED THINGS ON THE BRID POSTER: The ol’ No Pets Skip and We Buy Teeth Poster innit

Do you ever get the urge to dig a fully fleshed out trench network in your back garden? Because I’ve been fighting this bad boy for years and one day it’s going to win.

Do you ever get the urge to dig a fully fleshed out trench network in your back garden? Because I’ve been fighting this bad boy for years and one day it’s going to win.

We don’t talk about 1970 Jolly Green Giant

Your dad reads End User License Agreements in their entirity before having an existential crisis at the checkbox.

If we’re going to out, it might as well be in a fireball of Mandelsonian treachery - tradition demands it.

Let’s just say that the whole heaven/hell thing’s legit for a sec: What do you reckon the population ratio is?

Having a great day lads Seven cubes of firewood dumped on the drive - just got to get it into the shed round the back. Pain in the arse but doable with a wheel barrow.

They should reboot Easy Rider but this time featuring lads with ballies on ebikes and a donk cover of Born To Be Wild.

Bet whoever did this is well handsome

Would it be bigamy if I cloned my wife?

Reminder that the US Army chose the ill-fated UCP camo pattern entirely on the assumption that they would be operating exclusively in the Merrion Centre.

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Reality’s stopped working youtu.be/2sS96BAiOWI

I HAVE ALIBIS

You’ll all be pleased to know that my midlife crisis has now advanced to the buying-flatwounds-for-my-jazzmaster phase.

If you ever got into this album to a weird extent then consider all your stats - across the board - permabuffed by +20

HENCHEST EEL? A) Conger B) Moray C) Leccy CHOOSE YOUR EEL LAD

Started this today but it’s a bit of a cop out – lemme explain: So I get asked all the time if I’m going to do a Bradford poster and I usually just mumble my way out of it, but the truth is that I’m NEVER going to a Bradford one.

I’m watching Heat for the first time in yonks and wishing I was watching Point Break instead. Some proper boomer wish-fulfilment tosh, this.

Absolutely rinsing Fastbacks at the mo and can’t believe it’s taken me this long to find them. They do really ace garage/pop/punk songs that all have this really daft CofE hymn-like quality to them. Quality mindlessness that’s hiding behind really great songwriting. m.youtube.com/watch?v=sGBS...