Someone on the east coast buy me the Fallout x Jones Soda Vault Tec pack from Costco please 😪

I made a biscoff tiramisu for the party I went to tonight and it got absolutely demolished and I’m very pleased

Whoever made this sign please dm me I’d like to send you a little love letter 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸

Very loosely interpreting the masquerade theme of this party I’m at

just found a spider ON MY PILLOW so I’m never sleeping again

Feeling sad again :(

Finally caved and turned the heat on 🥶

New Deadline article confirms that #OFMD was one of the top three comedy premieres in HBO Max history! 🔗 deadline.com/2025/10/tim-...

Is anyone else on the tiffin lady side of TikTok? Idk why but I find her videos so soothing to watch

I usually go to my sister’s for Halloween and go trick or treating with my niece but they have other plans this year so now idk what to do ☹️

I finally managed to get a hold of Cookiestraw today on Instagram. If you're one of the people who never got their order I would recommend DMing them there. They're actively answering me.

ofmd grew its following thanks mainly to word of mouth, got renewed because its fans loved it so loud and hard, and nearly two years after its inexplicable cancellation is showcased in the “popular tv” category on hbo max. that’s some powerful art.

@ max: so you agree? ofmd is popular.

haha what the fuck 🥲

The last several times I’ve cut my hair I’ve booked an appointment far enough out to talk myself out of the impulse to do an undercut on the side for the first time since college… not this time. Booked yesterday, cut today 😅

watching scary movies is all fun and games until you have to go to sleep

A very quick and messy page for today! Playing around with colors and gross zombie vibes 🏴‍☠️🧟‍♂️ #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #piratesofthecaribbean #crossover #drawtober #sketchbook

Football is so annoying, why am I subjecting myself to this

realizing Josh Allen reminds me of Noah Reid is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. I don’t need this!!!!

You can just not use gen AI. Just don't. You've lived your entire life without it, it is in fact incredibly easy to keep not using it.

spent a day & night outside ICE in portland with some very peaceful protestors, as goons with guns and masks cosplayed their little dick fantasies around us: www.webworm.co/fingresontri...

Our power went out just as I was getting ready to make brownies 😪 I guess I’m just glad they weren’t already mixed up or in the oven

I was sad yesterday so today my partner took me to see some cows

trying to plan for my bday movie night next month but cannot decide what movie to subject my friends to 😪

feeling sad on a Saturday night 🤙🏻

my mom and I are working on the kitchen curtains we started to sew when my kitchen renovation was still a faraway dream. I’m glad my tastes haven’t changed in the ~ 4 years since we last worked on them lmao

Taika is filming the pilot for Young, Young Frankenstein at Cal Tech www.instagram.com/p/DPm0qOWktA...

co-signed to infinity. kids, don't get covid. don't get your immune system so absolutely trashed that it attacks you constantly (gestures to self). you do not want to have to double fist zyrtec and pepcid for the rest of your life. let my misfortune be a cautionary tale to the rest of you!

Reading and snuggling and Unsolved Mysteries-ing with Darby

There are soooo many but the ones that immediately come to mind: Mackinac Charlevoix Hamtramck Ypsilanti Sault Ste. Marie

Why am I so sleepy 😪

FINALLYYYY we have perfect windows open, bed piled high with blankets sleeping weather

Not my city’s municipal services posting this. All I can hear is “PUBIC RELATIONS” in David Rose’s voice

Are British people okay. These folks on bake off are putting beets in a cake

hang on. HANG ON. was ofmd mermaid scene (2023) inspired by Bella’s drowning scene in The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) @david-jenkins.bsky.social ?

Why do gardettos garlic rye chips slap so hard

WHERE THE HELL HAVE U BEEN LOCA

man our fandom has some rich and wild history

ate a gummy and am about to watch New Moon for perhaps the first time since it’s been in theaters? Idk exactly but it has been a Very Long Time

Did you know that Taika recommended Rhys for Stede? And then proceeded to say no to every actor suggested for Blackbeard until David asked him if *he* wanted to do it and he said yes?? That man basically said “if anyone is gonna be Rhys’s boyfriend it’s me” and we love him for that decision

99% of the time it’s texture, which is a bummer because I love the taste of things like oatmeal and yogurt but can’t stand the texture 😪 I do love mushrooms and cottage cheese tho

……what is fandom if not a hobby in which you make friends ????????????

I have nothing scheduled for Wednesday which means I get a bonus day off this week and I’m so excited I could cry

Ofmd s2 they’ll never make me hate you

What do you think would happen if you walked into Subway and started asking for samples the way people do at ice cream shops

ughhhhhhhHHHHHH this is why I don’t watch sports

hwAT is happening in this Bills/Pats game

[sudden barking in the distance]

I’m not a sports girlie and never will be but Josh Allen has me over here giggling and kicking my feet. A cutie patootie!

I’m thinking about finally permanently ditching Spotify, perhaps for Tidal, but don’t know what to do about podcasts. Any thoughts/suggestions?