New Futurama episode has an Our Flag Means Death reference in the title! Is this your influence, @aimeekitty.bsky.social ?

"Verify your age" I remember when we all agreed that N@zis are bad.

Looking forward to reading these to my daughter! (And our dog, named after this Puppy of the Proletariat.)

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you. When a young Heath Ledger imprinted on me.

Cucumbers.

Peggy Hill has backed out of Freedom 250.

Name a song with gurl in the title but replace with squirrel: “Squirrels on Film” by Duran Duran

Watching “A Woman Scorned: The Betty Broderick Story” in her memory.

My parents put their dermatologist’s kids through college with how many moles they had removed, and that was just from suntanning.

“They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!” by Napoleon XIV

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

The One Commandment

Watching 1996 miniseries Pandora’s Clock, about a passenger jet that isn’t allowed to land anywhere because it might be carrying a deadly super-virus. Featuring Richard Dean Anderson, Jane’s Leeves, Robert Guillaume, Daphne Zuniga, and many more. youtu.be/g7i8b5W504s?...

When people were making fun of that ad for an AI product that will recreate a grandma, someone said, “Great, now your grandma can be the chatbot that convinces you to kill yourself!” I immediately thought of this episode.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.

“So if some moment, any moment, you hear the sound of jet engines flying atop the overcast—engines that sound searching and lost—engines that sound desperate—shoot up a flare or do something. That would be Global 33 trying to get home—from The Twilight Zone.”

A doctor who would make a better surgeon general than Casey Means You all still have Zoidberg!

Hey, curlers know how to party, too!

OFMD artists, you know what to do.

My sister lives in Minneapolis, and yesterday a group of neighbors peacefully prevailed upon 5 SUV-loads of ICE officers to turn back from an elementary school. Kinda like this passage Labzik in 1935. Translation to appear in November with @rcolesworthy.bsky.social and SUNY Press.

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction. Was waiting at my gate at LAX when Ron Jeremy got to the next gate over and argued with the gate agent.

עס איז צו צו פרי צו זאָגן אןיף ענגליש, אַזוי איך וועל עס זאָגן אויף יידיש. איך בין שוואַנגער!!!

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

I tried carob chips once. They tasted like burned fries.

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

Send me your good puppy energy this morning!

The coffee & bookstore featured in the article is Beow’s Books & Brews in Raleigh. I refuse to set foot in there because the owners are rumored to be Christian nationalists and J6 supporters. This article certainly doesn’t change my opinion of them.

Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like! 1. Things with wrinkles (pugs, prunes, etc.) 2. Pillows that smell like a combo of laundry detergent and Head & Shoulders 3. The potato, in all forms 4. Vintage cookbooks 5. Eating popcorn and corn chips that are slightly stale

No, Adobe Acrobat, I don’t want to get an AI summary of the federal grant application that I am trying to fill out.

I love the use of judgmental adjectives in the descriptions. “Unexploitative story.” “Adequate remake.”

With all the discussion of Tim Curry ‘s long career, I want to make sure that we include one of his under-appreciated roles: Charlene’s snooty fur coat on Dinosaurs.

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter’s to the title: John Carpenter’s Naked Gun John Carpenter’s Casablanca John Carpenter’s Wayne’s World John Carpenter’s Wet Hot American Summer John Carpenter’s Fiddler on the Roof

אַ שאַנדע! נאַרישקייט!

Loved this book so much. I remember bringing it to overnight camp. I had a camp counselor that year from South Africa who was a Simpsons fan. At that time South Africa had only gotten to season 3, so he was super excited to look through it.

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

Age yourself with a movie you saw in theaters as a kid. First film I remember seeing in a theater. I was scared because of the trailers showing Rick Moranis about to eat his children in the cereal. So I cried and screamed until my aunt took me home. I still don’t know how the movie ended.

Watching a movie or TV show with my father-in-law.

לשנה טובה! אַ גוט, געזונט, געבענטשט יאָר!

The numbers were there #ofmd

I want DVDs for all my favorite shows. With commentaries, deleted scenes, bloopers, and Easter eggs for all the episodes.

מײַן טאָג

I’m surprised they didn’t put the Corporation for Public Broadcasting in the “In Memoriam” montage #emmys

אַ גוט מאָרגן פון בערקלי!

איך פאָר קיין סאַן פראַנסיסקאָ פאַר אַ שוועסטערקונדס בר מצווה. פינף שעה אויפן עראָפּלאַן און נישט קיין פריי עסן! אַ שאַנדע!

0/10 ship I’ve been “comfort hate-watching” and remembered how we used to call Kevin “T-1000” on the TWoP boards.

Watching “Long Story Short” on Netflix. How many people needed to call their moms after watching the knish episode?

I learned about a new musical instrument from Japan and I kinda want one.

Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have theonion.com/watchdo...

I’m in Dallas for a convention and found the perfect book to read for fun. Does anybody remember the 1-season show GCB that was on ABC in 2012?

The one year anniversary of when my soul left my body. #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #cononeill