Chapter 5 of In the Crease is here!! Over 9k words waiting for you, with So. Many. Feelings. @jjleftshoe.bsky.social and I hope you enjoy! ❤️🏴‍☠️🏒 archiveofourown.org/works/759774... #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard #HeatedRivalry

Yep, the hyperfixation got me ❤️🏒 #HeatedRivalry #hollanov #fanart

Today’s bit of #ofmdskyfic is now up on ao3, if you prefer: archiveofourown.org/works/748088...

Bored attorney Ed. Peak oblivious Stede. The AO3 window in the title card is no accident. Unhinged behavior. Have I intrigued you without too many spoilers?? Check out what @curiosityrocks.bsky.social and I made for #OFMDBB25! Summary/tags ⬇️ archiveofourown.org/works/74352541 #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic

🚨 2026 Lego Ed and Stede Calendars are here!! 🚨 2 sizes! 5 brand-new images with little stories, plus some greatest hits! My Lego Ed and Stede are ready to come live at your house, office, etc. ❤️ 👉 Purchase here: politestmenace.printful.me More info below ⬇️ #LegoEdandStede #shopOFMD

Y’ALL 🥹 ahhhhhh!!!!! #LegoEdandStede

Relieved I’m heading out to see Rhysie today, or I’d be a true mess over posting the epilogue of ‘Til the Stars Don’t Shine 🥺 come have a look into these sweet lads’ future 🎢❤️ (If you like completed fics, now’s your time!) archiveofourown.org/works/685155... #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard

Calling all Stede glasses enjoyers!! SO excited to bring you Dissolv'd in amorous Heat, another smutty innkeeper collab with @aliassamm.bsky.social!! Uses the Day 1 Kinktober prompt, “Cockwarming.” Hope you enjoy ❤️‍🔥 archiveofourown.org/works/71653886 #OFMDkinktober25 #ofmdnsfw #ofmdfic #gentlebeard

a little something tender and sweet for dinner🤗😋 #RhysDarbyFaction #HoffRoading

An appreciation 🧵 of our gorgeous Con being as delectable as ever for the lovely @roflad.bsky.social’s birthday! 🔥🔥 Happy Belated Birthday sweetheart, sorry it’s so late! 🥳🥳😘😘🥰🥰

For the “pics or it didn’t happen” crowd 😘 jilted bride Ed Teach, babygirliest version

The RDF discord had thoughts on the phrase “the fanny pack stays on” and I’m nothing if not suggestible when it comes to art. CW: 🍑 & 🪩🪩 and general nudity

Just in time for #SexualSunday, may I interest you in some innkeeper-era smut and story? So thrilled to bring you Seeing, Being Seen, with gorgeous art by @aliassamm.bsky.social ❤️‍🔥 E rated, 5.7k. Tags below ⬇️ archiveofourown.org/works/70127756 #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

An appreciation 🧵 of Rhys looking delicious with food for @aniwolfsbane.bsky.social’s birthday! Happy Birthday my love, I hope you’re having a great day! 🥳🥳😘😘❤️❤️

👀🏴‍☠️💕🌈🦄 #ofmd

Gonna #TakeTwoTuesday this fun little morsel 🧜‍♂️❤️ it was a delight to follow @sailorsruin92.bsky.social’s lead on this one!

Feels like a good time to drop this again… help.netflix.com/en/titlerequ...

Quote with a gif from the last show/movie you watched Recently became obsessed with Cabaret the musical. I’m so in love with Alan Cumming 🫠🫠

An appreciation 🧵 of our gorgeous Taika with a little drinky drink as a belated birthday present for @hardenedhoney.bsky.social! 🔥🔥 Happy Birthday my love! I’m so sorry it’s late 🥳🥳😘😘❤️❤️

Hello #OFMDFreakyFriday Folks! It's the last Friday of July, so please share your recommendations, your own existing work, reshare links to art you love, or post something new you've created! We'll share throughout the day! #OFMDnsfw

Happy #OFMDFreakyFriday this is probably the freakiest thing I’ve written! Stede goes to a sex club and meets a masked stranger who just can’t stay away from him! #OFMDnsfw archiveofourown.org/works/52641646

Today’s bit of #ofmdskyfic. I’ll get it on ao3 later today ❤️

substack.com/@vicoortiz10... Join me and let’s watch together how these Kings SLAAAAYYYYY ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

What inappropriate-for-your-age-group film did you watch as a kid? Alien when I was 7 years old at a friend’s house. I ended up having a panic attack when they cut off Ash’s head and stuck it to the table 😂 Of course I’m a huge horror fan now

Ed Teach appreciation post 🙂‍↕️ Patting him on his forehead. Goodnight sweet prince. Your boyfriend will be home soon.

☝️ well, technically, you’re supposed to avoid lighthouses so you don’t crack up on the rocks 🪨

“Rhys was so right for the role.” - Ethan Peck “I was really star struck when he came on set.” - Jess Bush The official #StarTrek Instagram account has posted a BTS look at “Wedding Bell Blues” and bringing Trelane (back) to life! 📷: www.instagram.com/reel/DMeJbie...

Me seeing Rhys in this outfit with that low cut shirt is like when a looney tunes character has their eyes cartoonishly pop out of their head

The Darby Effect™️

I love the rings I love the hair I love the low cut shirt but what I really love is how much the braces emphasise the true Rhys Darby rectangular, barrel-chested strongman shape

This was, unfortunately, the exact way to get into Stede’s head 🥺 #ofmd

bought the tour dates sweater yet? rhysdarbymerch.com/products/uni...

Me and Buttons lip syncing for our legacy 💅🏻

I won’t be able to get this chunk of #ofmdskyfic on ao3 until after my morning meeting, but I will include a Gen Alpha slang guide there, should you need it 😁

I do feel vindicated about how I’m always having Stede thinking what he’s doing is too much! From Thirsting for Knowledge, the tree crotch sequel: archiveofourown.org/works/639072...

Has this been done yet 😂

Imagine having those giant, heavy-lidded brown eyes framed in dark feathery lashes LOOKING UP AT YOU and asking for it. One would *have* to be high on the adrenaline of 86-ing a notorious evil pirate just to withstand it.

Forehead kisses 🥹

"I still always hear music..." #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

Think this was from an early draft. It’s real. Really wanted I’m On Fire in there. Verrrrry $$$ song tho and S2 budget was tight. Also have no idea how that bulging parenthetical got in there, hate those 😅🫠 Love that this is out there enjoy 💜

Today’s Taika

HELLO!??!! from jade.rae.williams

Rhys proving he still brings the flexible physicality when he’s in the area of 51

I'm SOO proud that I got to be a part of this awesome project! Here are some of the backgrounds I painted for the Inn, one of them together with the amazing @libroseitm.bsky.social 💖 I painted several separate artworks to hang on their walls, plus Ed's fish! 🐟 And I got to make some Badmintons! 😂

Forgot the tags! #yoft #ofmd #ofmdart #youonlyframetwice

“You can make sound, just make it so people can’t hear you.”

Prolonged eye contact with Rhys Darby and an added bit of sexual tension?? Yes please don’t mind if I do 🙂‍↕️