This line was 100% written by David Jenkins and you can’t convince me otherwise…

Happy Thursday from the #RhysDarbyFaction Cheers m’dears! 🥂

Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you’ve seen: -Pink -NKOTB -Rick Springfield 🥰 -NIN -Green Day

gentlebeard kisses now available in one convenient bundle

Slutty af #TaikaTuesday

Stede speech bubble

Me: Wow! My mental health is the best it’s ever been! Then @kalansphantomff.bsky.social starts writing a Skyfic…🤣🤣😫

It’s really funny to me they cancelled a hit pirate comedy for being gay only to find out Trump was sucking Bubba’s cock a couple years later

🚨🚨 you saved my heart from the fate of ophelia 🚨🚨 i finally did it you'd better be nice!!

I knew Ed’s eyes snapped open like that for a reason.

Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like! 1. Smutty OFMD Omegaverse fanfics 2. Binge watching smutty sci-fi/fantasy shows 3. Singing 4. Making lists 😏 5. Eating 6. Kittens and puppies 7. Water and amusement parks 8. Being petty 9. Vampires 10. Pen hoarding 😂

What those fingers do? #TaikaTuesday

A friend is staying with me for the week. I’m working a short day today and also going to therapy and getting allergy tested. I may have peopled too close to the sun. 😂😂😂

Someone write this pleeeeeeeease

Lord, make me a car so I can drive fast….faster than…something that goes fast

No, that's all true.

Getting our first lake effect snow of the season with approximately 6-10” expected over the next few days. 🥶🥶🥶

Can ones thighs eventually develop a callous against chub rub? Asking for a friend. 👀

This is a man with pent up horniness and he’s got time for nobody’s shit

🍌🍌🍌

Who won that in the auction? 😂

I have this personality that brings out the oversharer within. 😂😂😂

Eyes, hair, neck, jawline, finger, supple lips, finger, pornstache, finger….#TaikaTuesday

He’s just so prettyyyyy #RhysDarbyFaction

Good advice

Omg I love this!!!!!

if i didn’t know better… i’d say he’s somehow become seduced by this… imbecile

Getting in the holiday spirit 😬😳🤣

Y’all are too muchhhhhhh 😂😂😂

there’s somethin WITCHY afoot 🧐

The chain, mussed hair, scruffy beard, wide open bathrobe…. RIP me 🕊️🪦

Today is the last day for pre-orders! gbcalendar.bigcartel.com #ofmd #ofmdsart #gentlebeard

Stede after finally having sex with a man

not just my face 🤭

Happy Halloween from Mr. Wavy Blade 😂

I can’t speak for everyone but I know *I* want to….🤷🏻‍♀️

This is what long Covid, fibromyalgia, and menopause did to me in just four short years. Crazy.

happy three years of my favorite halloween crossover of all time ✨

So many of you have been struggling with bad brain days and I want you to know you are seen and would be terribly missed. I’m glad you all are still here. 🥰

I’m supposed to go to our other property today for lunch with the director and I’ve been shidding my guts out all morning (post-migraine). This should be fun. 😬

🥹 #ofmd

It’s #TaikaTuesday. Time to imagine that scruffy beard scraping your inner thighs or something 👀

Someone posted this on FB 😂

Just a reminder that a well-timed meme has saved my life, not once but TWICE, so make sure you regularly send your struggling friends and family something to make them smile or feel inspired. ✌🏻

Ladyjizz. Everywhere.

Oversharing like a champ 🤝

We were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, we didn't stop to think if you should. 🫡🫢🥰😜

as you see only two flags here have hearts on them, guess whose flags these are 🤭