Hahahaha so good

Alt S2 opening storyline for Blackbeard that just occurred to me: Upset about Stede having left him, trying to reinvent himself while having a broken heart, he gets drunk one night, grabs a knife, and gives himself bangs. Everyone must compliment his new look because they’re terrified of him.

Happy #TaikaTuesday to Taika’s dicktongue Orig post: @cannibalxing.bsky.social

Realized today how often I save little clips of audio that make me feel some type of way... Slapped a whole bunch of them together just for kicks and was shocked at the length of the video. Unfortunately Bsky only allows 3 minutes, so have this teensy glimpse into my subconscious. 😘

They just updated the forecast 😬

Yay lake effect snow! 😭

Never look back (okay, look back at least once) on #TaikaTuesday

this man wants to keep us on the hook because he still has hope and that’s enough for me

My mom messaged me that she’s upset about what I said about people who voted for this should burn in hell because “your sister voted for him”. How do I say nicely that I said what I fucking said?

Maybe not leather clad, daddy aged, (definitely not) sad sack #TaikaTuesday

My chiweenie has the occasional seizure and he had one tonight just as I was falling asleep. He’s now dozing comfortably beside me under my quilt and I’m attempting to come down from the adrenaline rush. 😮‍💨😩😳

thank you for all the home cooked meals ❤️

What was the last movie or tv show you watched in 2025? Sorry to my pirate pals but I take the dopamine where I can get it 😂

Alrighty then! 😏

Missed #TaikaTuesday because I’ve been sick (STILL! 😩) So here’s something for #WaititiWednesday

The best time to realize your earbuds no longer connect to your phone is in the employee lunch room whilst listening to Ember and Ice. And you’re hard of hearing, so it’s turned wayyyyyyy up. 😂😭

Chillin’ at home until this winter storm calms down a bit. I love my job dearly, but it’s not worth dying for. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Fandom synergy! #ofmd #heatedrivalry

Roll those r’s just a few more times, babe 🥵🥵🥵

I’ve never had two obsessions simultaneously ever in my life, but I can safely say OFMD/Taika/Rhys is tied evenly with Heated Rivalry/Shane/Ilya. I feel renewed and restored!

Finding connections with people who truly understand my obsession with OFMD is the best thing that’s happened to me. 😘😉 Happy #TaikaTuesday!

Facts

I see a lot of your posts right now and I just want to road trip to your house and give you the biggest and most awkwardly long hug in existence.

My life can be summed up very easily 😂

What do I sound like with this Cold from Hell? (IYKYK)

Rhys knows (as do we all) 😏

The #1 movie from when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go Well…that tracks 😂

They named her after his dad 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Anyone else need a drink BEFORE Friday cuz 🥵🥵🥵

A full day of intense anxiety and panic attacks, as well as some intense dystonia, I don’t think this one is a winner. 😢

CALM DOWN MISTER WAVY BLADE

Well, I didn’t die from taking the new medication, but I did get a nice bout of insomnia and two panic attacks out of nowhere so that was fun. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Please tell me I’m being a baby (once again) about starting this new daily migraine medication because I have a crippling fear of adverse side effects.

What is my dad’s obsession with sending me countless AI videos of chihuahuas?

To be that cigarette betwixt his lips… #TaikaTuesday

Every time I saw my mom the last two months at my granddaughter’s basketball games, she had to remind me that I don’t come visit at their house. And every time I tell her I need to be invited. She still hasn’t done it. Stubborn old bat. 😂😂😂

Kids went home and on the way the youngest starts puking. As a person with the world’s crappiest immune system, I’m terrified right now. 😂😭😂

Merry Rhysmas!

Decided to have the grandkids for an overnighter and naturally we get a snowstorm. I love them, but I don’t want to get snowed in with them. 😂😂😂

Did I kick off my PTO day by watching the new HR episode at the crack of dawn? Yes. Yes I did.

I’m soft domming this person arguing with me in the comments of FB and I know it’s slowly turning him on.

My only non holiday day off this month is being spent getting a desperately needed hot stone massage and then probably getting bitched at by my doctor for not being able to lose the weight (again).

Taika Waititi ghost wrote this

Time to get excited because it’s #TaikaTuesday!

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My baby boy turns 30 today. I definitely don’t feel old enough to have a thirty year old kid.

I’m not going anywhere today. I just need a hot beverage and a warm blanket.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is so Ed-coded 😘