This came up on insta and it absolutely SCREAMS @kalansphantomff.bsky.social

My tattoo artist canceled on me for the 5th consecutive time in 5 years. I’m finally done with him. Someone else can finish the tattoo he started and can enjoy my overshares. 😚✌️

It’s been a hot second since I posted on #TaikaTuesday Time to remedy that. 😏

It was so cool to meet so many pirates yesterday for the Chicago Rhys show. I had a blast!

Started my period today. Silver lining is that I won’t have it for the upcoming Rhys show in a couple weeks. Yay? 🥳😂

Peepaw about to tell them damn kids to get off his lawn. 😂

Saw this and thought of @kalansphantomff.bsky.social

Wishing I was this dog on #TaikaTuesday

I need a DRINK after today! Whew! 😮‍💨 #RhysDarbyFaction

Happy #TaikaTuesday to this fucķin’ devil

Almost 40k works inspired by 18 episodes. Magic 💜🏴‍☠️

Just started on four 10 hour shifts with an extra day off in the middle. Love that extra day off but I’m fuuuuuucking knackered!

Starting four 10 hour work days next week with a middle of the week day off. I’m excited but also scared about how my ADHD will handle it 😅

Y’all know what we need right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you Heather, which as a GenXer is pretty cool but my grandpa was from Chicago and pronounced it “Header” so it got nixed at the last minute.

Don’t hurt me. I missed #TaikaTuesday, so here’s a #WaititiWednesday for you instead 😉

I had to carry my chiweenie outside this morning because he refused to go out in this. And he shivered under a heating pad for an hour after he got back inside. 🥶

Also….do I have any friends? I think you know that answer. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

Do I know how to make friendship bracelets? No. Did my ADHD ass just buy a massive friendship bracelet making kit? Definitely. I bought two. Will I actually make aforementioned bracelets anytime in the near future? To be determined…

If you’re having a case of the sads and also love Heated Rivalry, then you absolutely need to read this crackfic! I can’t even get through it because I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe. 🤣😂🤣 archiveofourown.org/works/76885431

Perfect belated birthday gift to me 🥰

Rhinestone Cowboy 🤠

So blessed for his age #TaikaTuesday

I’m 1.5 hrs from Chicago. Who would come with me???

If you’re going to allow certain news outlets to be played in the break room then I’ll play the deceased’s honor walk out loud on my phone. Full. Volume. 🤷🏻‍♀️

OFMD fans:

Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers Paula Abdul Pink Glee Live (Lea Michelle dominated most of those songs so….lol) Gosh….that’s it I still wanna see Taylor Swift and Chappell Roan

I died and went to heaven. Nobody resurrect me!

I’ve had bangs most of my life (five head problems), but these were the best ones 😂😜

Hahahaha so good

Alt S2 opening storyline for Blackbeard that just occurred to me: Upset about Stede having left him, trying to reinvent himself while having a broken heart, he gets drunk one night, grabs a knife, and gives himself bangs. Everyone must compliment his new look because they’re terrified of him.

Happy #TaikaTuesday to Taika’s dicktongue Orig post: @cannibalxing.bsky.social

Realized today how often I save little clips of audio that make me feel some type of way... Slapped a whole bunch of them together just for kicks and was shocked at the length of the video. Unfortunately Bsky only allows 3 minutes, so have this teensy glimpse into my subconscious. 😘

They just updated the forecast 😬

Yay lake effect snow! 😭

Never look back (okay, look back at least once) on #TaikaTuesday

this man wants to keep us on the hook because he still has hope and that’s enough for me

My mom messaged me that she’s upset about what I said about people who voted for this should burn in hell because “your sister voted for him”. How do I say nicely that I said what I fucking said?

Maybe not leather clad, daddy aged, (definitely not) sad sack #TaikaTuesday

My chiweenie has the occasional seizure and he had one tonight just as I was falling asleep. He’s now dozing comfortably beside me under my quilt and I’m attempting to come down from the adrenaline rush. 😮‍💨😩😳

thank you for all the home cooked meals ❤️

What was the last movie or tv show you watched in 2025? Sorry to my pirate pals but I take the dopamine where I can get it 😂

Alrighty then! 😏

Missed #TaikaTuesday because I’ve been sick (STILL! 😩) So here’s something for #WaititiWednesday

The best time to realize your earbuds no longer connect to your phone is in the employee lunch room whilst listening to Ember and Ice. And you’re hard of hearing, so it’s turned wayyyyyyy up. 😂😭