“He always felt exposed beneath Father Bonnet’s regard, but it was exposed in a way that thrilled him rather than made him want to hide. Because he trusted his priest with the softest parts of himself, he always would.” CW: 🍆 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

“The morning sun was beginning to spill onto the bed as Ed slid a hand back to sink his fingers into Stede's fuzzy thigh, as if maybe he could pull him even closer, and everything felt like so much.” CW: there’s spicy nudity behind that label #OFMDfanart #OFMD

“The morning sun was beginning to spill onto the bed as Ed slid a hand back to sink his fingers into Stede's fuzzy thigh, as if maybe he could pull him even closer, and everything felt like so much.” CW: there’s spicy nudity behind that label #OFMDfanart #OFMD

oh my days chapter 9 (6.5k words) (with nsfw art by @citrussynning.bsky.social) archiveofourown.org/works/830165...

“‘Cookies-and-cream,’ Ed whispered seductively against Stede’s skin… ‘Because you’re about to be double-stuffed.’” CW: 🍆 & 🍑 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Someone’s celebrating a big day with their very own handmade party hat! New Hard Disciplines is out today! CW: 🍆 and 🪢 and 🥳 #OFMDfanart #OFMD #OFMDnsfw

Hard Disciplines returns today and the boys put “taking it slow” to the test. CW: spoilers for HD plus 🍆

Just the unmarked pear flag @citrussynning.bsky.social touched up for me.

I was looking through my OFMD art album and saw this pic from pre-Bluesky times and figured I hadn’t posted it here. So, happy October 23, here’s some smutty man action! CW: 🍆🍆

Hard Disciplines returns today and the boys put “taking it slow” to the test. CW: spoilers for HD plus 🍆

And sometimes your muse takes you to very interesting places. CW: 🍆🍆 & 🍑🍑 #OFMDfanart #OFMD #OFMDnsfw

This was my first kinktober piece ever and my first artwork for Hard Disciplines (from chapter two)! The prompt was “selfcest.” You’ve been warned - there’s smut behind that tag. CW: 🍆 and 🍑 #OFMDfanart #OFMD #OFMDnsfw

Five minutes later, “Oh dear me, Edward, I seem to have something on my breeches as well.” CW: seductive 🍑y goodness #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Here’s a back view while he’s posing naked on a really cheesy pirate ship photo set.

The RDF discord had thoughts on the phrase “the fanny pack stays on” and I’m nothing if not suggestible when it comes to art. CW: 🍑 & 🪩🪩 and general nudity

I don’t know if I’ve posted this on here yet, but please accept a whole new smut, if not! CW: 🍑 and some muscley arms on Stede holding up a splayed leg Ed “🥰” Teach

The RDF discord had thoughts on the phrase “the fanny pack stays on” and I’m nothing if not suggestible when it comes to art. CW: 🍑 & 🪩🪩 and general nudity

Hello everyone! I’m celebrating #PornfolioDay with some of my favorite porny bits. As you can see, I have a special place in my heart for repeating characters. Years ago, my exit show from college was a group of paintings of multiple me’s (non-porny), which is a connection I only just made now.

Reposting this in celebration of the upcoming holiday! This drawing was inspired by the discovery that Stede had seams on the back of his stockings. CW: 🍑

One day he’d accept that being “soft” was one of his greatest strengths. CW: 🍆 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

One day he’d accept that being “soft” was one of his greatest strengths. CW: 🍆 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

If you do anything tonight, go read this celebratory ball- appreciation themed masterpiece!

A shiny new Hard Disciplines update is here to welcome you into your weekend and Ed’s… well, he’s having feelings about things. As he often does. CW: a little taste o’ 🍆 but mostly just two naked dudes artfully arranged. @pastor-of-muppets.bsky.social @kalansphantomff.bsky.social 🔗 below

I don’t know if I’ve posted this on here yet, but please accept a whole new smut, if not! CW: 🍑 and some muscley arms on Stede holding up a splayed leg Ed “🥰” Teach

This is one of my favorite Stedes. The only way he’d be better inside given him glasses.

Never, ever doubt my prowess as an animator 💅 CW: very shoddily animated boys👉👌

My phone made a little video for me from my NSFW art folder to Fleëtwood Mac’s Landslide. So, please enjoy Stede and Ed going at it while Stevie Nic’s sings about depressing stuff. CW: 49 seconds of 🍆s and 🍑s.

Hello to the smuttiest art I’ve made for Squatters! This pic was the reason I created a separate spicy account over on Twitter. CW: 🍆🍆🍆🍆 there’s a four-way happening with Ed in the center and a multiverse of Stedes surrounding him. #OFMDnsfw #OFMD

Nope, sorry y’all. I’m not feeling the Ed smutty double pic. It’s too depressing for today. If you really want to see it, scroll back. It’s on my profile here.

This is the follow up to that first one, where Stede teaches himself some very important lessons. CW: 🍑 & 🍆

Hi everyone! I mentioned this drawing to some folks earlier and realized I probably hadn’t share it here! It’s Stede, having a moment 😏 CW: 🍆 💦 #OFMDnsfw #OFMD

Someone’s celebrating a big day with their very own handmade party hat! New Hard Disciplines is out today! CW: 🍆 and 🪢 and 🥳 #OFMDfanart #OFMD #OFMDnsfw

@citrussyndicate.bsky.social 🤯🥵 “On your knees for me, Ed,” Stede says, slipping effortlessly back into the scene. The velvet smooth of his voice drips down Ed’s spine and sweeps his legs from beneath him. He falls, dazed and utterly at Stede’s mercy. “That’s my good boy.” #ofmdnsfw #ofmdfanart

One day last year I was presented with a picture of an oversized carrot as inspo and I made things happen! Then Jo wrote about it! So, 🙃🤗 CW: the most ridiculously oversized 🍆 or 🥕, if you please.

But first, Stede's bubblewrap fantasy made real by the incredible @citrussynning.bsky.social 🥵 #ofmdnsfw #ofmdfanart

Our heroes converge inside the Swede’s store, 2 fake Stedes, real Stede, & Ed. There’s enough sexual tension to choke a horse & that’s b4 the molly. Let’s just say we earn the title of this ch as a drug-fueled 4 way causes the mall to close for cleaning. AMAZING art by @citrussynning.bsky.social

Ed Santi Teach and Stede Stegosaurus Bonnet GET IT ON and the whole world moves with them. Brilliant and very spicy art by @citrussyndicate.bsky.social Note the curling of the toes! 😆🥵 #ofmdnsfw #ofmdfanart #ofmd

The chapter opens with Ed & Stede captured, disillusioned and confused in a dungeon...a dungeon they have some very delicious memories of from their youth. And Ed? He's in all his jorts glory! @citrussyndicate.bsky.social captured his essence perfectly here! #OFMDfanart #SoDamnPerky #Legend

CW for simulated cartoon sex gif by Lucia (tame but hilarious) with a really kickass drawing of Stede. "Stede doesn’t really care. Right now, all he’s thinking about are silvery curls, a sharp jawline, and a girthy cock" @citrussyndicate.bsky.social, this could not be funnier.

Five minutes later, “Oh dear me, Edward, I seem to have something on my breeches as well.” CW: seductive 🍑y goodness #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Happy #OFMDHolestice everyone. I hope that your long, long night was as fulfilling as Ed’s. CW: 🍑 and 👉👌 and 🥰 #OFMDfanart #OFMDnsfw

Never, ever doubt my prowess as an animator 💅 CW: very shoddily animated boys👉👌

YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF WEEN

My phone made a little video for me from my NSFW art folder to Fleëtwood Mac’s Landslide. So, please enjoy Stede and Ed going at it while Stevie Nic’s sings about depressing stuff. CW: 49 seconds of 🍆s and 🍑s.

Fresh from their hook up, Ed, is haunted by his own memories of a high school relationship with Stede. In the storeroom at his shop, Blackbeard’s Booty, he's taking matters into his own hands too. Incredible art by Spicy Lucia 🎉 @citrussynning.bsky.social

Porny Tales from the Fourway Doorway! This doesn't happen for MANY chapters & we'll get there eventually in our recap but it's too good not to repost now! Make sure you're following Lucia's new-to-🦋 dirty-girl account. #ofmdfic #ofmdsmau

This was my first kinktober piece ever and my first artwork for Hard Disciplines (from chapter two)! The prompt was “selfcest.” You’ve been warned - there’s smut behind that tag. CW: 🍆 and 🍑 #OFMDfanart #OFMD #OFMDnsfw

And sometimes your muse takes you to very interesting places. CW: 🍆🍆 & 🍑🍑 #OFMDfanart #OFMD #OFMDnsfw

Hello to the smuttiest art I’ve made for Squatters! This pic was the reason I created a separate spicy account over on Twitter. CW: 🍆🍆🍆🍆 there’s a four-way happening with Ed in the center and a multiverse of Stedes surrounding him. #OFMDnsfw #OFMD