I've only casually followed @TheOnion.com video resurgence over the past couple of years, but this is remarkable — hyperfocused parody of a format and two trendsetters in Chuck and GLP-1s. And clever in avoiding the most obvious jokes, to boot. youtube.com/shorts/o1WQF...

suck it, skyscrapers.

Found at the Goodwill store in Lewiston, Maine. Love the notes. Not so sure the reader of this book understood its basic theme. “Beating breeds compassion”?

How is it we have more photos of Bigfoot than Tom Kean?

FCC To Investigate TV Shows Where The Mom Has Job https://theonion.com/fcc-to-investigate-tv-shows-where-the-mom-has-job/

For those of you not up to date on Seattle: a tourist drove a car on the light rail tracks all the way up to an elevated station and it’s the most interesting thing to happen in the city all week.

This is unacceptable! An originalist reading of the American constitution gives me freedom to drive my car everywhere.

The recent invocation of “saving” Iranian women being used to legitimize United States and Israeli military intervention deserves scrutiny. Journalists should be prepared to look beyond such rhetoric and ask who benefits from it. niemanreports.org/womens-liber...

The Star Tribune has 495 employees, including a newsroom of 200 journalists. The cuts will affect every department and the newsroom will be reduced to 175 people, the Star Tribune said. www.niemanlab.org/2026/06/the-...

Bring us your used motor oil this weekend to receive free admission and help us top up the Tar Pit.

Recent "How did you find PIC?" from submitters: - Internet search for humor mags - You're name-dropped in the bios of some awesome writers - White elephant gift exchange - Looked on internet for how to make money - Two forest fairies named Tattle and Tale told me about it

"MEETING WITH NEWS MAN GO BAD. NEWS MAN SPEAK LOUD. NEWS MAN SAY THINGS. NEWS MAN DEFEND JOURNALISM LIKE JOURNALISM CAN BE SAVED FROM ANIMAL’S LARRY ELLISON MONEY."

Crazy Socialist Mayor of Seattle Says Cars Not Allowed to Drive on ‘Trains-Only’ Train Tracks: tinyurl.com/3hrm25vc

Oof "trains will not replace us!" 😅

If a Seattle man is smiling and waving, that's a sign of distress.

I guess if you post enough clips saying THIS MAN IS NEAR DEATH eventually you will be right

In fairness, maybe that looked like nothing to her after driving up the ramp to the top of the Northgate Target parking garage.

I reported this on NextDoor just in case other suspicious activity happens in my neighborhood

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In fairness, maybe that looked like nothing to her after driving up the ramp to the top of the Northgate Target parking garage.

Well that's one way to get new transit riders...

*shudder*

THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS.

Mount Baker Station Celebrates Opening of New Park & Ride to Psychiatrist: tinyurl.com/m2nfrrc2

Car Facing north in the southbound lane at Mt Baker station 35 feet above the ground

You'd be surprised how often this kind of thing happens; people have driven into the light rail tunnels in Portland before

So…I wish this surprised me but it happens on BART all the time usually in the wee hours of the morning and usually a tourist. We never understand how they do this.

Oh yeah!

For those unaware of the Seattle light rail stations this is where the car is parked on the tracks.

You don’t need to be *in* Toronto to find Toronto Drivers. Wherever there’s a street level entrance to transit… They’ll be there.

Great to see Seattle adopting an Adelaide tradition

Me: how the hell does someone—ohhhhhh

Just going to say people drive into this AND PROCEED INTO THE SUBWAY TUNNEL multi times a year.

Holy shit. (From Reddit)

Someone apparently drove onto the tracks and...up onto the platform at Mount Baker Station, per scanner.

@lex.vaughn.theneedling.com This is what I mean about people from out of state driving different to the residents, as these Utah plates can attest.

In an embarrassing lapse of character, today a Seattle man who clearly had one too many hours out in the sunshine accidentally said “hello” to a complete stranger.

Seriously, why would anyone come here to watch the World Cup this month? In West Seattle today

Great to see this, great to see the community stepping up. Still should've never happened in the first place. North Seattle has a real scumbag problem and stuff like this makes it impossible to ignore or write off.

I have gotten a few more ‘hellos’ this week after walking back from dropping my kid at the bus stop but they were definitely delivered under duress

Study finds jogging for just 30 minutes a day can add 30 minutes of stress to your life

I apologize for my recent untoward behavior

Taproot Theatre in Greenwood says it surpassed its $400,000 fundraising goal to overhaul its HVAC system after its air conditioning units were stripped by vandals earlier this year. "We are profoundly grateful for the love and care that carried us through this moment."

What I find interesting is that for all our reputation of being the headquarters of antifa and having super-scary unfair taxes, boy a lot of big AI and war profiteer companies still have no problem staying and growing here. They are not fleeing, they actually very much want this city.

Dearest Love, By the time you read this, I’ll have already shipped out. And I don’t know if I’ll ever see you again because I’m taking a six-year-old to the hotel pool. By @lilyehirsch.bsky.social medium.com/frazzled/goo...