Walkies idea for next October?

Suggestive? Oh my ! 😱

For Bluesky, every day is Locktober.

Ballard Locks Apologizes for Inviting Community to ‘Come for Locktober’: tinyurl.com/bdza3h6y

:-) !!

Listen: it's really important that all of our transit tax money gets spent on high capacity rail to Paine Field and Issaquah and is *not* spent on frivolous nonsense like getting people around the city.

Throwback to the day I had to wait more than an hour to even begin to go home from work

Capitol Hill Commuters Hold Séance to Summon Next Bus: tinyurl.com/2s39kexw

See also the 40.

the 8 is essentially the Knight Bus no one knows when it will arrive, or what the hell happened to the ones that never did arrive it may or may not be driven by a Death Eater

Probably still a better way to improve reliability than whatever SDOT is doing

I just use etsy and I've never had a problem.

#relatable!

This is about the 8, but also about the 49, the decline of which is a very sad story that may be the best illustration of modern-day Metro’s timidity.

“We are reaching out to Route 8. Please join us at our bus stop tonight when you’re ready. We bring offerings of orca cards”

Capitol Hill Commuters Hold Séance to Summon Next Bus: tinyurl.com/2s39kexw

In a show of incredible sex worker solidarity, tonight one selfless feminist ally tipped a stripper with all four of his $25 Seattle democracy vouchers.

I'm wondering, @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social, how many mutual friends might be interested in a Democracy Voucher fundraiser?

In a show of incredible sex worker solidarity, tonight one selfless feminist ally tipped a stripper with all four of his $25 Seattle democracy vouchers.

Some guys just don't know how to help a gal. I always tip with gift certificates to Chick-fil-A, so that they can get themselves a yummy sandwich and maybe meet a decent Christian man like myself, who will let them dance for me, while making me a yummy sandwich for free. That's being an ally!

Feminist Ally Tips Stripper with Democracy Vouchers: tinyurl.com/2jr5hnwc

I've been supporting local democracy for years! 🤫

This post is for ~12-15 people

I mean!

For what it is worth, I voted for Katie Wilson long ago...

genuinely every man I know who claims to be an ally

Feminist Ally Tips Stripper with Democracy Vouchers: tinyurl.com/2jr5hnwc

Two of the Needling Three have flipped.

They’ve got to come out sometime boys!

Portland Warns Trump It’s Ready to Use Full Force of Voodoo Doughnut: tinyurl.com/mrywtx9c

"Let one National Guard troop step in this city tomorrow and this Voodoo Doll Doughnut representing you gets a pretzel stick straight to the gut,” said Oregon Gov. Tina Kotek with Portland Mayor Keith Wilson nodding at her side.

Okay, so the very funniest of part of this article is that I bought Eisenhower's biography at Powell's.

"Let one National Guard troop step in this city tomorrow and this Voodoo Doll Doughnut representing you gets a pretzel stick straight to the gut,” said Oregon Gov. Tina Kotek with Portland Mayor Keith Wilson nodding at her side.

Portland Warns Trump It’s Ready to Use Full Force of Voodoo Doughnut: tinyurl.com/mrywtx9c

"Dude, I don't think we're in the right color".

IYKYK

This was made six days ago, but pretty sure it's still true. Right, @macaree.bsky.social ?

"No matter where you look or who you are, you have to ask what is this godforsaken world coming to?” Hahahaha...sigh...

To be fair, I lose the better part of a day every time I get lured in there.

National Guard Already Lost at Powell’s Books: tinyurl.com/4mw4n9h2

If they do manage to find their way out, direct them to one of the MANY strip clubs in Portland. The goth and alt girls will keep them there. Sex workers will save Portland.

The accuracy! I need GPS in there

I’m pretty sure I found the exit once, but I may still be lost somewhere in there.

"I can't read!!!" Spot. On.

Who amongst us?

I'm just saying, Portland also has the most strip clubs per capita of any city in the US.

They say the feds went in looking for the rose room and were never heard from again

National Guard Already Lost at Powell’s Books: tinyurl.com/4mw4n9h2

“When you wait to put them out as close to Halloween as possible, that really cuts down on the amount of time we have to get to them all and leave your porch looking like Cinderella’s carriage got trampled to pieces there after midnight.”