Is it Opposite Day and nobody told me?

Wolf Blitzer: Nancy Pelosi announced today that she's planning to retire from Congress. Marjorie Taylor Greene: I will praise Nancy Pelosi. She had an incredible career. I served under her speakership and my first term of Congress, and I'm very impressed at her ability to get things done.

Bakari Sellers: Every single county in Virginia swung to the left, and we're talking about two, three, four, sometimes 15, 16 points. In Georgia, what you saw around Atlanta, Fulton County, Gwinnett, Cobb, those folks came out to vote.

CNN montage from SCOTUS today. Roberts: The vehicle is imposition of taxes on Americans, and that has always been the core power of Congress. Gorsuch: Congress, as a practical matter, can't get this power back once it's handed it over to the president. It's a one-way ratchet.

Bakari Sellers: "We kicked Republicans' ass, not just in New York, but we beat them in Mississippi... in Georgia... in Orlando... in Pittsburgh. So not only did we just win in Virginia, New Jersey, and New York, where people want to make this race about, we went up and down the ballot."

Trump sells tariffs as a money machine, telling Americans, "we're taking in trillions and trillions of dollars." His own Solicitor General told the Supreme Court a different story today: "These are regulatory tariffs. They are not revenue‐raising tariffs."

Chris Hayes: The Republicans are going to sue to try to stop [Prop 50]. Do you think there's much to that lawsuit? Marc Elias: They're going to lose.

Marc Elias: "There was a lot of democracy on the ballot last night, and democracy won." California rejected partisan maps. Virginia flipped seats by promising fair redraws. Maine crushed voter ID by 20 points. The "popular" GOP agenda isn't popular when voters choose directly.

The two dumbest MAGA influencers workshopping last night's shellacking. Josie Glabach: What we're seeing right now is this neocon vs Groyper war for the soul of our party. Jack Posobiec: If we do not improve the economic conditions of Gen Z, they are going to go full Mamdani.

This psychopath is trying to unseat Jon Ossoff.

Georgia dems flipped two statewide races, flipped Columbia County, Morgan County with a 50-point swing, and created a significant shift in Metro Atlanta. Things are about to get really bad for the GOP.

The end of MAGA.

Gavin Newsom: Donald Trump does not believe in fair and free elections. Period. And full stop. This is not complicated, and it's self-evident to anyone.

Gavin Newsom: Donald Trump is a historic president. He is the most historically unpopular president in modern history. In every critical category, Donald Trump is under water. He promised to make us healthier. He promised to make us wealthier. We're sicker and poorer.

Zohran Mamdani: If anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him. And if there is any way to terrify a despot, it is by dismantling the very conditions that allowed him to accumulate power.

Trump is having a thermonuclear meltdown on Trash Social.

Kellyanne Conway is completely bonkers: My goodness, we've got a socialist, anti-Semite, pro Hamas guy as mayor of New York... early voting is a real thing now, and we have to step it up and participate the same way the Democrats do.

Scott Jennings: [Mamdani] now the leader of their party. Anderson Cooper: He's the leader of the Democratic Party? David Axelrod: He's a life raft for Republicans who have to go on TV and get their asses kicked today.

CNN projects Zohran Mamdani will be the next Mayor of New York City: "At the age of 34, he will be the city's youngest mayor in a century."

Sean Hannity's cope has officially hit a record high.

Fox News calls New Jersey for Mikie Sherrill.

NBC News projects Mikie Sherrill will be the next Governor of New Jersey. This is HUGE.

Decision Desk HQ is projecting Zohran Mamdani will be the next Mayor of New York City.

Governor-Elect Abigail Spanberger: "My fellow Virginians, tonight we sent a message."

Rahm Emanuel: If Mikie wins in New Jersey, she will be making history... they are done with what the president has done — looking like, basically, Marie Antoinette... by being callous about SNAP and food for people and then being so self-indulgent about, both, bathrooms and ballrooms for himself.

CNN: "Abigail Spanberger will become the very first woman governor in the history of the Commonwealth of Virginia."

MSNBC projects Abigail Spanberger will be the next Governor of Virginia.

Q: Can you tell me who you voted for? NY Voter: I ended up voting for Mamdani. I've been a Democrat my whole life. But I've been frustrated with the direction some of the more mainstream or establishment Democrats have taken. Q: What do you think is the biggest issue? Voter: Affordability.

Chaya asked to talk to the manager lmao.

Wow. Polymarket has Zohran Mamdani at 94.6%, Mikie Sherrill at 91%, and Abigail Spanberger at 99%.

The richest man in the world.

Marjorie Taylor Greene: When I talk about weak Republican men, I'm talking about the leadership in the House and Senate.

Q: The president posted on Truth Social at the voting underway in California is, quote, rigged. What evidence does he have of that? Karoline Leavitt: It's absolutely true that there's fraud in California's elections. It's just a fact. There's only fraud when MAGA loses.

There it is. Trump will let people go hungry for political leverage.

Dick Cheney campaign ad, August 2022: "In our nation's 246-year history, there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our Republic than Donald Trump."

David Hogg to Scott Jennings: "People are tired of being lectured by men with Rolexes on CNN about affordability in this country."

Mike Johnson doesn't know anything.

Jared Moskowitz: You know the one thing we don't have about Joe Biden? We don't have him on camera being asked a question, 'do you know about this pardon?' And Joe Biden going, 'no, know nothing about it.'

CNN montage of Trump not knowing anything about Binance founder, CZ's pardon. In a normal world, this would be a massive scandal.

Much of what 60 Minutes cut from Trump's interview seems aimed at sanewashing his most anti-democratic quotes. "I don't want to start talking about elections... One thing I can tell you, the 2020 election was rigged, and a lot of people say when it's rigged, you're allowed to do it again."

Things are going great.

Marc Elias criticizes CBS's soft interview with Trump, calling it "a classic example of obeying in advance... they knew what the new owners want." "CBS News started this journey by paying $16 million to settle a nonsensical, bogus lawsuit so that it could get a merger done.

Woman: "Marjorie, get us some healthcare that's affordable!" MTG's staff member: "We're trying." Woman: "Try harder!"

Norah O'Donnell: Why did you pardon him [CZ] Trump: I don't know who he is. O'Donnell: His crypto exchange, Binance, helped facilitate a $2 billion purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. Trump: I know nothing about it O'Donnell: But he got a pardon

John Oliver calls out Trump for refusing to fund SNAP, "a lot of Republicans are now using hunger as a bargaining tactic," and slams Tommy Tuberville for sneering that people "in inner cities" should just go back to work, "most SNAP recipients are children, elderly, or disabled."

Trump: Obamacare is terrible. It's bad healthcare at far to high a price Norah O'Donnell: You've been talking about fixing health care since 2015. Trump has no plan. Zero, zilch, nada.

Trump on Zohran Mamdani: I think I'm a much better-looking person than him. Complete buffoon.