OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — Oklahoma governor appoints energy executive Alan Armstrong to US Senate seat vacated by new homeland security secretary.

The number of replies excusing this are absolutely fucking despicable.

I don't think it's fair that southern Kentucky is allowed to send its fetal alcohol syndrome cases to regulate America's air travel when the people of KY-1 still stare in amazement like an uncontacted tribe whenever a plane passes overhead.

I don't think Riley Gaines has been silenced, but she's definitely taken the fifth.

So, what, ICE agents are just magically going to know how to be a TSA agent? Was my degree in Airport Security just a big fucking joke?

Mark Hemingway is funny because he tries to come off as a "I don't agree with Trump on EVERYTHING!" normie-ish conservative

Nicholas Brendon beat women and I do not intend to defend him But I've seen a bunch of "XANDER was an INCEL" takes, and I feel inclined to push back I mean, just using the literal definition of the term: he was with Cordelia seasons 2-3 and then with Anya 4-6. Not "involuntarily celibate"

At the Last Supper, Jesus Christ took bread, broke it, and told his followers, “This is my body.” Good, I'm glad he's bread.

I remember playing the first "Pokemon" Gameboy game before I really knew how to read, so I never even knew the protagonist's name. Just looked it up. Good, I'm glad he's Red.

After years of wondering what ‘Rosebud’ meant from the start of "Citizen Kane," I finally watched the rest last night. Good, I'm glad he's sled.

Flanders's first name was "Mike" in early "Simpsons" drafts, but the writers ultimately felt that didn't fit. Good, I'm glad he's Ned.

Maxwell Jenkins has reportedly been cast in the new live action "Scooby Doo," but not as Shaggy. Good, I'm glad he's Fred.

Oh, so the libs are getting worked up over Trump's mean tweets again? Guess what: some of us actually WORK for a living, and we're just glad he's kept the gas prices down!!!

Goddamn, now there's a "shot/chaser" moment

Chuck Norris and now Robert Mueller? We're about to experience the 2007 internet and the 2017 internet simultaneously

This is an effort to turn the Minnesota rapid responders into criminals. If Democrats make this deal, they will send me, and many others like me who have been out protecting the community, to jail.

when the freaks dm me i usually figure out their Game fairly quickly. But this , to me, is a total mystery. I cannot assess the threat level

I started watching "Oz." Impressive but pretty unrealistic, I'm pretty sure real prison doesn't let you just say swear words like that.

meanwhile, from the world of digital fascism fails: 1) Active Club mov't founder Rob Rundo posts pic of himself modelling new shirt from his brand 2) people in chat call him out for using AI 3) 30 seconds of checking shows it was made using Google AI tools, even having a SynthID digital watermark 🤦‍♂️

Another @jacobsilverman.com banger: www.businessinsider.com/palantir-gui...

Holy sh*t www.nytimes.com/2026/03/17/n...

it's bad enough when police departments voluntarily sign up to do ICE's dirty work for them but there is absolutely no excuse that any decent person should accept for a school doing this 918-536-2500, press 3 for the superintendent's office

This was the moment Kamala lost the election.

"The lady who sued McDonalds for hot coffee actually had a valid complaint" is so well known at this point that the proper contrarian take is "Oh, she sued over hot coffee? It's supposed to be hot!"

"Just one of like two dozen equally appalling videos on your website"

I get "the ic" when people say "Democrat Party."

@drcolinwright.bsky.social is the most pathetic fucking cumstain on the planet. Other pathetic fucking cumstains look at him and say "GODDAMN that's a pathetic fucking cumstain."

Usenet comment following the fourth episode of "Mad Men", speculating about why someone referred to Don Draper as "Richard Whitman."

Taylor Brown is set to become the first openly trans woman to lead a New York City office. Zohran Mamdani has appointed her the Director of his newly-announced Office of LGBTQ+ Affairs.

Trump nominating a woman who tweets about voter fraud conspiracy theories and openly sympathizes with January 6 rioters makes me think that we are, at most, six months away from him making a judge out of someone who was personally at the Capitol on January 6

Judge VanDyke's opinion was so offensive that 29 of the Ninth Circuit's senior and active judges, including a few Trump appointees, issued these rebukes:

So @tinanguyen.bsky.social has spent weeks trying to identify the person at DHS who posts all the racist memes, and instead uncovered a fascinating code of silence: everyone in Trump's Washington knows who it is, but refuses to say. Gift link! -> www.theverge.com/column/89298...

Hey, @benryanwriter.bsky.social - I pointed out the glaring error in this analysis. NO SUICIDE PREVENTION PROTOCOL FOR TEENS IS STUDIED AGAINST COMPLETED SUICIDES!

Is this real life? Did Graham Linehan just respond to me to defend harassment of c!s women assumed to be trans?

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

The reason I fight so hard for trans kids is because I was a trans kid myself. I knew who I was in the year 2000, 12 years old, behind my computer, using the name Erin. I wanted puberty blockers so badly. My body shifted and changed in horrifying ways that I suffered for 15 years over.

This column reads like Parker read a few headlines about the case and got mad about it. It’s quite misleading. /1 www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

New from 404 Media: Proton Mail, the privacy-focused email service, gave authorities data that let the FBI unmask an anonymous 'Stop Cop City' protester. It was payment data linked to the anonymous email account. From that, FBI ID'd them, then tracked their movements www.404media.co/proton-mail-...

"Underneath the circumstances" was clearly a miss poke

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

Noem sure has a knack for ending things at 14 months

And there it is, Kristi Noem is out at DHS and Trump intends to nominate Sen. Markwayne Mullin for the position.

It's been a bad year for Noem and Noam

But, in both cases, we’re talking about adults who had been undergoing gender-treatment for years. July Carlan (Shapeshifter) had been living as a woman for months when he came to the Fenway clinic. He was treated for almost 3 years before getting surgery. www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

His staffers watching in the next room:

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

For those asking, here's what her spouse looked like when Jamie Raskin raised blankie-gate in his opening statement. bsky.app/profile/empt...

🚨 BREAKING. Two sources with direct knowledge of the matter informed Project Salt Box that the possible ICE warehouses in Merrimack, NH and Durant, OK are currently under contract with as-of-yet unnamed counterparties. This does not mean ICE has bought them — but we are watching closely.