I flash back to a story of GROO THE WANDERER where the con men Pal and Drumm kidnap Groo's dog for a scheme, and Drumm, a brainless barbarian, thinks to himself "We slay, we cheat, we plunder, but stealing someone's DOG seems so WRONG..."

BEHOLD! A few of tomorrow's pipe cleaner artists from Saturday's MAKER FAIRE! They gave me hope for the future! And a cold. I'll beat the cold! ENERGY MAN (lower right) has a theme song (which I failed to record, as our Square reader was in the headphone jack😭). #pipecleanerart #makerfaire #roc

"I go where the JOKES are!" -Bill Maher

We did it, folks!! To celebrate 1,3K followers, here's an #ArtShare!! 🎉 You know the rules: — post your art and tell us a bit about yourself — interact with others — Tag your friends (optional) — spread the word!! 🚫No AI or NFTS NSFW allowed if properly labeled 😉

America's first ever esports champion was Rebecca Heineman, a trans woman. She went on to found some of your favorite video game studios and worked on your favorite video games. Next time you see somebody rail about 'woke' and 'DEI' Remember that. Remember her.

Linking to an article that incriminates YOU...? Did you believe none of your followers would read past the headline? Keith Olbermann: Worst! Person! In the WORRRRLD!

"Sir, the rasping rotund pedophile who eats garbage and walks around in his own feces has called someone else a 'pig'."

I was repeatedly encouraged to use AI art over the weekend. No, no, and again no.

Our House is Our History: Our friend Matt has an infectious enthusiasm & an amazing son whom I got to know during the pandemic. I was so happy to receive these gifts from them & we love having their art in our home. They even illustrated the gift wrap! ❤️

AND renounces her Nazism AND takes down the anti-trans sign mocking Rep. Marie Newman AND the video of her posting it AND apologizes for suggesting the 2017 Las Vegas shooting was staged AND for trying to ban pride flags from U.S. embassies AND for "Jewish space lasers" AND for AND for AND for

⚡🦋Let's go #monday🦋⚡ ⚡💥 #selfpromo 💥⚡ 💣 #artshare 💣 🤘🤘 Like and repost 🤘 🤘 ❤️‍🔥Spread some love❤️‍🔥 ☠️NoAI☠️ 👽Tag your friends👽

Edgar Wright's THE RUNNING MAN was excellent; no further qustions

At Maker Faire in Rochester with @miserelovesco.bsky.social ! Join us! Buy her snake and centipede scarves! Buy my figures! #makerfaire #roc #darkart #pipecleanerart

Chugga-chugga ART TRAIN! Post four pieces and tag four more moots! @angrychango.bsky.social @stinasdemons.com @owllog.bsky.social @emilyhare.co.uk @shiftypumpkin.com

Our House is Our History: Our dear friend is also an amazing photographer! We fell in love with this piece, the juxtaposition of the spiral staircase against the square canvas creates a delicious sense of unease & we love seeing our friend's art on our wall! deadlightphotography.com #darkart

What's happening....? WHAT'S HAPPENING!? The host of the [Fuck Around And] Find Out Podcast fucked around and found out and is complaining over the findings! THAT'S what's happening! Would you like a receipt, Rerun?

ME: Move to repurpose old Michael Jackson jokes as new Donald Trump jokes; all in favor...?

The Student S.T.E.A.M. Fest of Rochester Maker Faire has ended. Children have joined me in building pipe cleaner figures, and have taken their custom creations home. In the destruction, two pairs of safety scissors have given their lives to the crafting gods. #rocmakerfaire #roc #pipecleanerart

💀FATALITY FRIDAY💀 "BURNT AT THE STAKE" PERP: The Lady In White GAME: Terrordrome: Reign Of The Legends (2024) CW: Is In Red A decent little horror fighter! As Bluesky Safety tells it, this is what @sarahkendzior.bsky.social wanted for that Johnny Cash poster. "UGH!" Gil-Monster's Rating: 🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷

Our House is Our History: I spotted this lamp in an ad for a show we did in Pittsburgh. I fell in love with it and bought it from the artist before the show even began. She was a bit surprised as she was unsure if people would like her work. She sold out at that show, rightfully so. #darkart

Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like! 1. Building pipe cleaner figures 2. My splatter fighting TTG AMPUTHEATRE 3. Horror movies 4. Doom and pagan metal 5. The Darkest Dungeon game series 6. Bad movies 7. Fighting games 8. Spiders 9. Horror art 10. Margaritas

Our House is Our History: We did a horror show in a small town near Buffalo, NY when I came across this amazing Hornbill skull circle lamp. Turned out the artist was a big fan of my husband's work so with his blessing I negotiated an art trade. I love how it looks like a xenomorph!

I commissioned Mythological Taxidermies to build Galwyn from TROLL (1986) as a birthday/Christmas(?) gift for my wife. They knocked it out of the park!

Our living room. One of my joys in life is plopping on the couch after a busy day and taking all this in. Are you following @miserelovesco.bsky.social yet? Why not?

That AI video he posts later today of him in a crown ejecting the White House Press Pool with a spring floor by pulling a lever reading IN CASE OFF MEANN JOOUURRNAIILLSMAIILE is going to be so dignified

Celebrating 500+ followers #ArtShare !!! 🎉 💖 This is our first art share, so please be kind! 🧡 Share your favorite art(s) from this year, and why! 🧡 Support each other!!! 🧡 Like/Repost for visibility! 🚫 NO AI / NFT / NSFW We'll be sharing art throughout the day! 🥰 #supportartists #selfpromo

🎵GOLDEN THROATS THURSDAY😬 Leonard Nimoy, who carried notes like penguins carry printers, sang on fourteen(!) albums to keep Golden Throats Thursday in business. If Vulcans were emotional creatures, they would sing feel-good songs like Jackie DeShannon's 1969 hit. Boringly. But sing them they would.

Dear JD Vance, Come at me, you odious couch-fucking kewpie doll. Anytime. Lets go. Sincerely yours, Science P.S.: BAWWWWWK-bock-bock-bock, b'GAWWWK

Trump Knew About Epstein's Child Trafficking Ring The Right Way, by Ezra Klein

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I love this.

Melting #Azra #Art #OC #Pixaloop

Go ahead and imagine this ursine anathema shitting to The Sopranos for three hours

Helping a local filmmaker get his film made! Donate if you can! www.kickstarter.com/projects/blu...

Age yourself with gaming

Repost with an iconic fictional band

Okay, politicians: either you accept term limits or we get to cast your likenesses as masks for the killers in low-budget public domain slasher movies

WHY. "Money, Gil!" "Trends!" Okay: rhetorical! It was refreshing and anarchic when DISNEY characters were being skewered; why drag down Popeye or Betty Boop? And we already HAD a Betty Boop horror film, thank you- back in 2008...? It was called THE STRANGERS? It is much much MUCH better than this?

JAMES BOND WRITERS: We can't just bring Bond back from the dead; don't you understand how nonsensical that is? ALSO JAMES BOND WRITERS: So Bond hooks up with a 20-year-old chemical engineer with a PhD in quantum physics who measures 36-24-36 and is named Anne-Les Vodgeinah

Today's my birthday! 🥳 I've been playing with my Pathfinder group for years, and wanted to show my characters from different campaigns. It would be great if you can share my art around, either this or another one of my posts. And also, take a look at my commissions page. #OCsky #ttrpg #DnDArt

If Joyce Carol Oates hadn't shamed him, this tweet would have read "To paraphrase Voltaire, a mighty robot loved by good, feared by evil".

"Oh HAI, Gollfinnger"

We interrupt your doomscrolling to inform you KARSIKKO by one-woman pagan black metal act Vermilia fucking SLAAAAPS🤘

A "GORE: ON/OFF" setting. ALL games. Even for the nonviolent games. Sonic. Mario. KATAMARI DAMACY; let's fuckin' goooooooooooooo

Speaking of hats: I do appreciate how the story mode of MORTAL KOMBAT 1 thought to explain why Kung Lao took to throwing a razor hat, but if you want to know why he can jump straight into the air and reappear behind you through the floor the game is all IDGAF

Joyce Carol Oates with a HALO dive from an orbitally placed top rope

Back when I had the public studio a vaper with a camera took a hit, BLEW SMOKE ON MY PIPE CLEANER FIGURES, and prepared to take a photo. I was FURIOUS. "bUt tHe vApOrS mAkE tHeM LoOk rEaLLy CooL" "Do you even know what's IN that smoke? And my figures DON'T LIKE WATER" I wish I made him buy them.

One day soon we’re gonna wake up and find out that he’s dead.