"Yes, the Elder Gods decreed Shang Tsung can spend as many koins as he likes in elections, and Testament cannot battle Mileena if she attacks Boise. BUT! Despite Shao Kahn’s best efforts to bully them, the Elder Gods just reaffirmed that if you are born in Earthrealm, you belong in Earthrealm!"

We watched basic cable during our hotel room stay, which was a SOUTH PARK marathon advertised by money lending apps- all with cute names and the same nickname: "We Are Not A Bank." Just to give you all an idea of how fucking broke everyone is.

(Note: sharing AI imagery as a warning to others) Admittedly I am amused at how quickly we went from "THERE'S CHEMICALS IN THE FOOD AND MONSANTO IS IN ALL OF OUR VEGETABLES" to "yay, the donuts are blooming!" (...I gotta get off Etsy...)

I've discovered a revolutionary new way for anyone to look and feel 20 years younger and it's by seeing the name "Valko Cancellation" in the trending feed, NOT yelling or posting "Who in the bloody monkeyfuck is Valko!?" with caps lock on, and Googling the name yourself. Decades just drift away!

Something exclusive coming to my Patreon in July! 🐾 patreon.com/makepeaceart #art #patreon #drawing #supportartists #wildlifeart

Currently at #Freedom250

Currently at #Freedom250

Currently at #Freedom250

Currently at #Freedom250

Currently at #Freedom250

Wow, there's more people here than were at his inauguration

PASTAFALOOZA! My 6x6 piece sold! Now come buy all the others and support the RoCo Art Center! #roc #roco #6x6

Not sure why Trump is so against voting by mail, since mail is how he got his wife

🎶So no one told you life was gonna be this way👏👏👏👏 You join a cult of dolts Who crash their cars all DAY And then you have yourselves some far-out sex Where you tongue and bang each other's gaping wounds You got from those wrecks, but I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU-oo🎶 (can't discuss CRASH w/o sharing this)

David Cronenberg's CRASH is told through the sex scenes. If they're removed, the film makes no sense. If he were still with us, you could ask Ted Turner. Nothing wrong with exploring fetishes in media. (Fucking after almost dying IS hot, actually.) I'm just giving you an example, instead of grief.

We went to Frederick, Maryland to visit family over the weekend, and if you're down there and don't stop at Juno Bakery then you clearly hate both yourself and life

"Mindcrime." [click]

And now, a five-act play to kick off your weekend (thanks to @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social for helping me write it)

Thanks for sharing! I make oil paintings of natural & fantasy landscapes #art #tradart #oilpainting perceptivepumpkin.com/gallery/ shiftypumpkin.etsy.com ko-fi.com/shiftypumpkin twitch.tv/shiftypumpkin

💀FATALITY FRIDAY💀 "A LITTLE HEART" PERP: Kung Jin GAME: Mortal Kombat X (2015) CW: invisible wall Kung Lao's cousin is here to celebrate Pride Month! Which, MAGA, is still going! Fret not: within a week, it'll be over and you can all begin blasting off your fingers. Gil-Monster's Rating: 🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷

Time for a 1k celebration artshare!! Drop your favorite pieces below, and/or pieces you love that you don't think get enough attention :) Rules: ○ Repost this for visibility ○ Include alt text! ○ NSFW is allowed, but must be labeled! ○ Support each other ○ Tag friends (optional) ○ No A/I #artshare

You've sounded your last garden

ICE agents just paid a Syracuse woman a visit, & demanded she remove a social media post naming Renee Good’s murderer & calling for indictment. ICE PIG JONATHAN ROSS called Renee Good a bitch & then shot her in the face. Fuck him forever. And fuck every single ICE Nazi who tries to silence us.

ARTISTS! Let’s do an art share! Despite all the horrors, we still need to also make room for joy and beauty. And we have carousels now! Let’s share, support, and find each other! Spread the post to reach the most! 💙

What's next; Warner Bros. demanding another $30 so Kung Lao throws his hat?

[mic drop]

Artist! Quote with your bloody art! 🩸 #darkart #pipecleanerart #beholder #darkestdungeon #dnd #murderhouse #AMPUTHEATRE #horror #horrorsky

Dario Argento didn't depict a murderer with upside-down footage of a cat's eyes so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable".

You've radioed your last head

Frankly I find the inclusion of The Babadook in this list of iconic queer characters "for the memes" offensive. Consider instead Tobio in Wild Zero, a trans girl in a cheap Japanese zombie film who is allowed to get the guy, and has a metal singer berate her beau over his cultural transphobia.

🎵GOLDEN THROATS THURSDAY😬 This has been an exhausting week, but we need to stay strong! To quote the inimitable Mae West: "No time to walla in the my!" Listen to this Doors cover all the way to the end- without this stinger, numerous key plot points in "Avengers: Doomsday" will sail o'er your head.

Still not seeing the downside here

At the moment? This. Atmospheric AF. Listen here: myrkur.bandcamp.com/album/mausol...

Please join me in welcoming Liker Of That Post @biggestjoebidenfan.bsky.social to Bluesky Yes. THAT post.

That execrable font of slop will die and as we all spend that great day dancing, some blue MAGA scone will walk onto the dance floor spouting wHiLe i DiDn'T aGrEe WiTh EvErYtHiNg hE DiD oR sAiD, i FiNd iT iN PoOr TaStE tO CeLeBrAtE and they'll get errantly kicked in the face and it will be wonderful

Hey! Today is Prime Day! So screw that dickthrottle Bezos and buy something from MY store! Handmade pipe cleaner horror, with free shipping! Check 'em out at www.etsy.com/shop/Chenill...! #darkart #pipecleanerart #horrorsky #silenthill2 #fantasy #dragons #spiders

You do not have the single slightest inkling of what the word "extremism" means, you screaming scone

Me visiting the reflecting pool

Why, because thought balloons are prohibited under the Geneva Convention? This is obscene. Fuck republicans.

In other news, I made a playlist of my Bandcamp purchases. Music I both work to, write to, and thrash to. Enjoy!

QTP. 4 GAMES FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD, GO! Three I still play today. WIZARD OF WOR made me the artist whom you are currently reading.

AI-COLYTES: But think of the disabled kids who can't make art! ME: Okay. "Hmmm. We gotta teach children everywhere art skills without plunging the planet into global conflict over natural resources. I'll join Teaching Arts Rochester." Done, thought of the kids; stop killing Earth with memes now

"Elevated horror"; more like "error-laden horror", am I right? See ya, A24; wouldn't wanna be ya.

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ZWEIKOPF (Chenille Macabre) Pipe cleaner figure Another monster I built over the weekend. The yellow tip at the end of their tail has grown on me. Includes paint, fun foam, felt, and plastic eyes. Stands approximately 3" (7.62 cm) high. #darkart #pipecleanerart #dragons #fantasy

I like to treat myself on Pet Father's Day and though on sale REMNANT II may be, I really want write the next adventure for my D&D group. So doom metal it is!

RETROSAURS (Chenille Macabre) Pipe cleaner figures Fictional beasts inspired by the inaccurate toy dinosaurs we had growing up. Thanks @pl4gu3r47.bsky.social, for the name! Include paint, fun foam, bristles, and plastic. Each stands approximately 3" (7.62 cm) high. #darkart #pipecleanerart #horror

Happy Father's Day to my amazing husband and loving cat dad @thegilmonster.bsky.social ! Seeing that smile brings me so much joy! ❤️

Keir Starmer expected to retire on Monday so he can spend more quality time with his crippling incompetence