WEAPONLORD.

This resonates with me. I was pissed at the cancellation of THRILL KILL by EA (assholes!) back in the 90's, so I swore I'd make my own four-player violent fighting game that was even bloodier. But like OP I can't code worth a damn, so I went the tabletop route and made AMPUTHEATRE. #darkart 🧵 1/?

Dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated! 🎶💃🕺 Sound up (it's not Gary Glitter)

I’m saving screen shots of Trump saying he’s glad Robert Mueller is dead and throwing them in the face of anyone who calls me “ghoulish” or the like when the day we’re all looking forward to finally arrives and I post videos of people popping champagne.

Oh, look! He mocked the death of Robert Mueller, a veteran! That means a la Charlie Kirk, he has to lose his job, go to jail, and "get in FRONT of The Troops" because he "can't get behind them"! Isn't that how you play, republicans? Yes! It IS how you play! You deplorable, double-standard dross!

VIPER DRAGON (Chenille Macabre) Pipe cleaner figure I love his little toothy face, and the disruptive orange coloration on his head Includes paint, felt, plastic eyes, and fun foam. Stands approximately 3" (7.62 cm) high. #darkart #pipecleanerart #fantasy #dragons

Two things I regularly do make me feel crazy old: 1) looking in the mirror every morning 2) putting on my Chelsea Wolfe T-shirt and thinking "I'll wear my Chelsea Black shirt today!" because the name of one of my clients is Chelsea Black* * this is also how I infinitely embarrass myself

"Witnesses report a heated argument between pickleball turns. One player expressed commonly held concerns over environmental damage and unnecessary deaths attributed to modern cheerleading. The second player rebuked 'Counting or not counting gang violence?'. Suddenly, a sinkhole engulfed the court."

Happy PURGE Day to all who celebrate! The Gil-Monster gently reminds you that wearing scary masks while on a swing is👏not👏illegal👏at👏all and can- yes, can- be performed with inpunity during the other 8748 hours of the year.

PRIDRA (Chenille Macabre) Pipe cleaner figure Building snakes is stressful because they're the easiest pipe cleaner animal to make, so I must show they AREN'T Includes paint and fun foam. Stands approximately 4" (10.16 cm) high and 8" (20.52 cm) long. #darkart #pipecleanerart #pride #lgbtq+ #hydra

Rest in tapioca-brained right-wingedness, Chuck Norris. I will always remember you for your voicing yourself as you defeated a crocodile by putting it in a closet.

💀FATALITY FRIDAY💀 "HEAVY SLASH" PERP: Basara GAME: Samurai Shodown V Special (2019) CW: coal-black innards Sing praise for fighting game Fatalities performed with normal attacks. They're like fingerless leather gloves or pet adoption- they make anyone look awesome. Gil-Monster's Rating: 🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷

🎶All you know about me is what I sold you, dumbfuck I "sold out" long before you ever even heard my name I sold my soul to make a record, dipshit And. You. Bought. ONE!!! All you Read and Wear and See and Hear on TV Is a Product BEGGING FOR YOUR FILTHY DIRTY DOLLAR. Shut up and BUY! BUY!! BUY!!!🎶

It's 1996. You just saw Peter Stormare feed Steve Buscemi to a wood chipper in FARGO. You realize Tool are not singing about a hooker with a penis in "Hooker With A Penis". Your life will never be the same.

THAT'S what was missing from my Twitter experience...! Dozens of loud drunk people reading it with me in the same room and lobbing their empties at the timeline!

🎵GOLDEN THROATS THURSDAY😬 "TaLeNt iS gAtEkEePiNg"; not so, techbro. William Hung butchered "She Bangs" on AMERICAN IDOL so hard, he scored a record deal and a household name. I build dragons out of pipe cleaners, and Earth is "Gil WHO?" I'm not mad! Endure this novelt- "INSPIRATIONAL" Eagles cover!

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Today's fighting games feature brief barbs between fighters before a match starts. The Slashers in MY splatter fighting tabletop game do the same. AMPUTHEATRE STAREDOWN #18: Deathwish vs. Crucifiend! #darkart #pipecleanerart #AMPUTHEATRE #horror (doing my part to break up your doomscrolls)

Fighting game timeline cleanse: post a clip of you playing a fighting game that you enjoy playing

🔴 Brand new Tom the Dancing Bug now up on @boingboing.net - 🔥 EXCURSIONS ARE HELL - boingboing.net/2026/03/18/t...

as a night own, post-covid lockdown, the struggle to find food in this city is real. Luckily the Halal places are stepping it up, but I'm sharing this link with quick info on places for late night #ROC food. www.underratedguide.com/rochester-ny...

What if I defended MY hobbies like techbros defend AI...? "Wanna play Killer Instinct?" "Thanks, but I'm not into fighting games" "YEAH? Well fighting games ARE HERE TO STAY, Luddite! SOME of us don't have the TIME or MONEY to learn Farmville and the rumors of carpal tunnel were debunked EONS ago!"

Oh, joy! A new SPIDER-MAN movie illustrating the difficulties of juggling everyday life with the demands of an alter-ego! I have NEVER seen this before in 1700 fictional characters over the past 30 years! Good thing no one took your 1960's ball and ran with it, eh Spidey? Anyway, I'mma watch DEXTER!

Happy to hear you squashed a sexist asshole beneath your heel, next time do it without ripping off an artist and squandering twenty gallons of water.

If you see this, share a #randomshelfie #horror #DVD #physicalmediaFTW

QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack.

Want to see my pipe cleaner figures in the (fuzzy) flesh...? Make your plans now!!

Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word? My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle and Bookshop. I have no idea how long this sale will last. www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J... bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

Please join me in welcoming Grok-begging ICE supporter @eliasrex.bsky.social to Bluesky

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Quote with your green art. #darkart #pipecleanerart

FOOL'S MATE (AMPUTHEATRE) Pipe cleaner figure A wounded serial killer and Master of the Iaido Chop Now a playable Slasher in The World's Goriest Board Game with safe-on-block cleaver slashes! Become a patron today; download his PDF here! www.patreon.com/posts/153124... #darkart #pipecleanerart

Europeans when being asked to unblock the strait of Hormuz

"The scan revealed a Bruce Vilanch and two Paul Lyndes behind your daughter's cornea; we're going to need a complete list of your past sexual partners immediately"

This is the correct approach to award season. You don't care, apart from the two or three things you really, really, really care about, and are happy for when they happen. Get too involved, and you lose the will to live.

Today's fighting games feature brief barbs between fighters before a match starts. The Slashers in MY splatter fighting tabletop game do the same. AMPUTHEATRE STAREDOWN #16: Auflopsy vs. King Bakeneko! #darkart #pipecleanerart #AMPUTHEATRE #horror (doing my part to break up your doomscrolls)

The film SEXTETTE (1977) starred Mae West as a sex symbol fawned over by hotel staff, the press, and world leaders alike. All of them find her irresistible and her sex quips hilarious, while we the viewers constantly ask: "Does no one realize she's 78 years old?" Not sure why I thought of that...

This is not fair, *I* despise AI too; please add me to such lists

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Improving at venerated classic fighting games by playing online is a massive double edged sword. No shortage of players & you’re never starved for information, but the vast majority of players will throw you into a woodchipper for the crime of queuing up, which makes for a poor learning environment.

Stupid Oscars; why does anyone care about these WOO-HOO MICHAEL B. JORDAN WON BEST ACTOR dumb indulgent awards shows, such a ZOMGGGGGG ALL HAIL AMY MADIGAN waste of time

Chigurh asking Pod, "What's the most you've ever lost over a dumb tweet?"

What horror movie do you think everyone should watch at least once?

Gavin Newsom thought Undertaker vs. Undertaker was ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Off to gaming night but you should all know this album was released today Angus himself does not sing (much) on the LP (he had a kid IRL) so the new album sees him trapped in ice to be rescued by his brother ADAM McSix, and if you aren't charmed by this, we can't be friends. We are ALL Adam McSix!

When are they arriving in Upstate New York; I need time to vacuum and set up the party balloons; SOMEONE BRING PARTY CUPS AND A BAG OF ICE

Dark ar-! DARK-AR! DARK ARTISTS: HOOOOOOO!!

We planned for it. We recognize it, because ultimately we want to do it sequentially in a way that makes the most sense for what we want to achieve, and be sure that we're sending the right signals to the world when we do so.