Currently at #Freedom250

What is it called when someone always thinks they are the heroic protagonist in a Stephen King story?

Why don’t evil people ever talk about evil-on-evil crime?

Every time I see a poster or ad for The Mandalorian and Grogu I think... 'Hey... what is Kermit doing with that Cylon?' I can't be the only one, right...?

fun with RU (Real Unintelligence):

Rudy Giuliani hospitalized. Thoughts and prayers.... To whoever gets stuck with the job of mopping up whatever oozes out of him.

Pete Hegseth Nailed It. No Really.

🎶 i am jesus NO, A DOCTOR! 🎶

I aced it, I aced it!

Go fash, lose cash

When pressed on who he is negotiating with in Iran, Trump responded... "A very powerful, important man, a tough negotiator, very smart, we are in deep very STRONG talks right now STRONG. making bigly PROGRESS.... His name is Yahya Barron"

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Remember this when he says his war is ending soon....

So what's the over/under on how many times Trump has asked why it's called a straight when it is so crooked?

daily reading of @talkingpointsmemo.com has kept me ahead of the curve of so many stories -- it's highly worth the money for a subscription

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"I'm sorry your son is dead... but I'm sure you will feel much better when you see the drapes I picked out for the ballroom! Can you guess what color they are?"

Is it wrong that I am rooting for Canada?

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🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 Photo of Greg "Hummler" Bovino marching out of Minneapolis released.

What would you call Himmler if he were the size of a Hummel?

Just realized Dustin Hoffman took a harder hit from the cab in Midnight Cowboy them the stormtrooper murderer took from Renee. And drove away alive.

Meet the new dictator, same as the old dictator.

is it 2003 again...? we are right back to the 'if you don't support the illegal, deadly invasion of country X, you must be a supporter of the leader of country X' nonsense. Let's NOT do the time warp again... I'm going to go rewatch One Battle..., curl up into a ball and sob. Happy Saturday!

Every "AI" video I've seen makes Cronenberg look like a naturalist....

Don't you all realize what this means? The right will begin a systematic and extralegal oppression of their political enemies and vulnerable populations. This is the first thing I saw on the news after waking up from a 25-year coma.

NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE

We are officially at taking John Bolton's side levels of dystopia.

I don’t know why this incenses me as much as it does, but it does: we very likely have a thousand plus Mozarts *right now*. But they make non-Western art in economically destitute conditions so they have to do other work to pay bills; if you cared, UBI’d be more important to you than going to space

My jeans are green.

every morning when slooowly pulls his decrepit carcass out of bed he curses gravity for being rigged against him.

They usually happen in threes, don't they? 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

In todays news... DOJ will be discussing the Epstein files with a with a known sex criminal.... and, also with Ghislaine Maxwell.

Been a rough week for the "Can we still legitimately call ourselves a republic" meter....

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"now is the time for peace" is basically him attempting to call "no punch backs" on the global stage. i'm not sure everyone has agreed to his padiddle rules...

We’re at war with Iran because Trump hated our first Black president, who had already negotiated and signed a deal to keep Iran’s ability to build nuclear weapons in check, with monitoring and verification.

Even if you somehow bought the party of Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, Iraq, Russia & Israel apologism adopting a recent anti-war platform was sincere.... ...you had to know that when it came down to being anti-war vs. their endless desire to harm brown people which would come out on top.

you win... but to meet my quota: **

Was it political radicalization brought on by repeated calls for violence by his leader, or was it just that he got no respect... no respect, I tell ya? We may never know...

heyyyyy that's my art! 😎 very proud of this one, it was worth looking at half a dozen nauseating reference images of open mouths lol