i’m on her clit like a scratch dj

mein gott I am tony hawkenheimer

german skaters be like das ist steezy

Some conservatives are closeted but when an alt-right guy is talking about women in a really demeaning way it's usually because he's a misogynist and not because he's secretly gay

Disabling achievements when turning on provided accessibility features might seem like a sensible compromise, but it's actually a weird pointless humiliation ritual for everyone involved

An HVAC system is air being blown into a passage with holes that can be opened or closed and is therefore technically a woodwind instrument

i think women are naturally more attractive than men. this is because, unlike nick fuentes and asmongold, i am sexually and romantically attracted to women

Cats will sleep on your face and then act surprised when you give them a million kisses

going to law school because my cat is making some really good points about why I should give him extra meat treats

like this skeet to receive this photo via dm every day

OH GOD OH FUCK *seal team 6 breaks into my apartment and gets down on their knees praying to me because they know that I carry the light of allah*

It's a shame that I don't have a wfh email job bc I type fast as fuck with this keyboard

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Calm but overwhelmingly strong energy.

"erm,,,,,,patagonia is a place and not a name!!!!" great job, blue check liberal. you've really demonstrated your utter lack of understanding about how anything at all works!!! keep going to #brunch and jacking off with your friends. You're doing great sweaty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honestly in this case, they’ve have a point. They have been working with her people for years and had a robust understanding in place, but now Pattie has filed to use her own trademark on clothing in anticipation of a collaboration with some of Patagonia’s direct competitors.

Fanart or not, it's clearly meant to resemble the official logos. Pattie Gonia would be laughed out of the courtroom if she brought this to trial.

I'm a Pattie Gonia fan - but they really blew it here. The complaint lays out an agreement from 2022 and how it's being violated. The logo violations are particularly glaring. Parody is fine - commercialization is where there's a problem. Here's a trademark attorney: bsky.app/profile/lega...

The suit is over the use of Patagonia logo on clothing and not the name.

Heres the thing that we must keep in mind. The whole slate of currently serving republicans do not see us as humans. Therefore, WE should not see them as humans. That is the only way that we survive.

Meiselas: Katie Miller has been posting about you. I want to give you the opportunity right now to respond. What do you want to say to her? Paulina Mangubat, Content and Creative Director for @TheDemocrats: I want Katie Miller to know that her husband is an ugly fuck.

only a fool would attempt a drift without understanding the balance of their car. One does not need a handbrake, nor brakes at all, when they are one with the m a c h i n e

"Selling acid was a bad idea, selling it to a cop was a worse one" - Fall of the Star High School Running Back, @themountaingoats.bsky.social

Shen yun Kanye: I miss the old china

Three "Hell Yeah"s

I’m gonna squart

Some of Graham Platners tattoos

Sometimes I just ripple my forearms at my wife

If I ever meet any influencer, I'm going to reference their twitter by saying "yeah you said this at the nazi bar"

honestly it's fuckin sick that Marx's grave is a Grade 1 listed structure

@lexistenti.al get owned nerd

Everyone should have at least one fire extinguisher in their home, preferably more

Am I crazy or is it kinda reasonable to have a big party for the 250th anniversary of the founding of the nation you claim to love? Like I really don’t give a shit about the concert LMAO

I don’t think that fifa really needs an official vertical refrigerator/freezer

This is huge for me

Several commenters talking about how the woman in the photo is hotter than Katie Miller and look, that argument is fucking repulsive

What this actually means is he travelled to Bosnia as a medical student in 1994 to provide medical aid with a group that was praised for their humanitarian relief efforts in 1994 by a Presidential envoy of Bill Clinton and was only designated financially linked to terrorists by the US in 2002.

Some of Graham Platners tattoos

overheard customers speaking what sounded like french, so I did my due diligence, went a few aisles over, and loudly sang "OOHH CHAMPS ELYSEES" and then went back to their aisle to observe. They had constructed a brick oven and were making baguettes

Looks worse than the current Prius prime

It is time for chorgus to sleep gn

They forgot that they were allowed to make it look like a Ferrari

The grinch in “watchmen”: Doctor Manhattan: “you… stole Christmas…” The grinch: “That's right. And you know what, you watched me. You could've turned the sleigh into steam, the dog into goddamned snowflakes but you didn't, did you? You really don't give a damn about human beings. God help us all”

The last thing a marine sees

So is crimson desert fun??? All of the screenshots I see make the game look pretty sick

Mamdani won and now the Knicks are good????

The more I hear about this chemical tank the more worried I get. Are those RVs that it’s leaking directly on to???

The sentence for your crimes: you must visit every Burger King in Orlando Florida