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Might fuck around and make a poke bowl

I thought all of us are already in DSA. If you're an American who isn't yet for some unfortunate reason click the link. 👇 act.dsausa.org/donate/membe...

Honda should make a new s2000

This horse is fucked up bruh #hellboy #mlp #bprd #shitpost

Getting a Porsche panamera sport turismo because it’s a practical family car

I think a lot of the opposition to Communism comes from the namd itself, which is why I think we should rebrand to Batmanism, because everyone likes Batman

there will never be a pop tart recall, they have mastered the game

Spain’s goalie is fucking bored lmao

Messi really is their special little boy

So that’s Spain 3 Argentina 0

man I simply do not see a foul there I’m sorry that should have been a goal

The prudential commercial was the best so far

How do we feel about that red card

IT’S SO HARD TO SAY GOODBYE TO PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓNNNNNN YEAH WE BEVELED IT

dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked

FUCK HOME DEPOT

Shakira was awesome I hope she never pays taxes

I’ll say it: the halftime show sucks

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She drop it on me as I lay back in the sweet sands of Carcosa

I’m in her box like a penis

They call Medium D. Hollow the Hiphoppopotamus because his lyrics are bottomless

I’m too busy dueling steam drills at the inevitable, eventual cost of my own life to consider this hypothetical

They call me the John Henry of situational comedy

I’m in her box like a 1900mpr air filter

Im in her box because we are married and she is a detective played by Brad Pitt

*while sprinting heroically to save the day, I stop suddenly and double over in pain* ach!!! My calcaneofibular ligament!!!

I’m in her box because we’re trying for a child

I’m in her box like a phishing scam

I’m in her box like Corsi-Rosenthal

This account is always like a week late to the breaking news, they should tell their interns to get back in the posting mines

Bring back war dances, get rid of small claims court

Jimothy fever gripped me today. I apologize. www.printables.com/model/178505... You can print your own little Jimothy if you wish!

imagine being a rich person, feeling empty, always, every day, and the only thing you love or want is money. and you get and spend as much money as you can and you still feel nothing. and everyone who looks at you knows you're empty. you can feel their eyes accusing you. and they're all right

Jimothy sends me telepathic messages

i was cooking when i bought a $10 led light strip at the grocery store to make my homemade air filter kick ass

Holy shit

Do these parents know that their kids are going to grow up and read articles about how their parents hated spending time with them?

participation trophy parents

insofar as no one in my generation will ever recover from it

She pop that pussy like the subprime mortgage crisis

She pop that pussy like a water balloon

Given the lack of details provided by Taylor Farms thus far, Consumer Reports' food safety experts are advising folks in the 27 states implicated by the recall to discard ALL iceberg lettuce until we know more about where the parasite-linked products ended up www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...

Canadians and Northern USers, you would be shocked how well these work! Please, please, if you have the time and the money, make one.

I asked a couple of my coworkers who they’re rooting for in the World Cup. One said “I fuckin hate Messi” and the other said “fuck Argentina”. Turns out that some Argentinians are like suuuuuuper racist against Mexicans

And if you think that your friend group doesn’t have a flesh pile…I’ve got some news for you