you can buy a house in world of warcraft now? might renew my subscription to escape into the fantasy of home ownership

Alternate universe story where Chef Boyardee becomes Jeff the Killer....Chef the Killer

correction, 46 tool chests. And the vast majority of them can't go up on pallets.

We received like 40 tool chests. Like 10,00lbs of tool chests

it’s tip tuesday tip your single babes cause it’s rough out here

I need to make $666 in the next week to make sure my accounts dont get overdrawn when all the bills come out lmao, this year is fucking diabolical.

I'm a true Bethesda head in that I had a blast with starfield while also agreeing with most of the criticisms

finally getting around to playing cyberpunk after buying it like 2 years ago, they moved the fucken free legendary mantis blades. so i'm omw to poland

he loves sneaking one paw onto the keyboard while I'm distracted, telling him how sweet and handsome he is

Which grusha are you

His shit would remain cranked for YEARS. It seemed like no one would ever crank their shit as crazy as he did. Until September 2022, when a new gooner began cranking it, a gooner known...as jerkmaster69 *bwooooow*

Summoning Salt: "he needed to crank his shit crazy style...and then, he did"

If I'm giving you a 30% tip you better bring that food to my fuckin door

Hey if you see this and hate musk then donate to trans people who need mutual aid

There's a few thousand of them at least

Truly shocking, I am utterly shocked

This technology would bring america to it's knees

Take note now: I am EXTREMELY willing to call anyone out on bullshit

Me nudging Sanguinius and showing him my phone

Honestly, might drive down there to see it. It's 2 hours, 18 minutes away from me, located in Carmel, IN. We don't have a truck to unload tonight, I'm not worried about wasting my energy.

My wife went to the most expensive Lowe's store ever built and wouldn't even send me a picture of their lumber department

my favorite minecraft prison escape youtuber came out as trans and I require all of you to subscribe to her. her name on youtube is ivorytv and she fucking rules www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvRc...

it's time to bring back chorgo mode

Curious how many people know me from when I was going chorgo mode on the TL during the very early stages of the pandemic

essential lore for true Chorg Heads: chorgus is always capable of smacking around the German chancellor. Many times he chooses not to, to maintain positive relations between Germany and Chorgistan.

chorgus and @lexistenti.al meetup happening in december, prepare your loved ones for the extinction event

chorgus and @lexistenti.al meetup happening in december, prepare your loved ones for the extinction event

To be 100% clear: I love my wife more than anything, she is my sunrise and my sunset and everything in between, and I will ritualistically murder anyone who makes fun of her. Only I am allowed to do that.

My wife is making a 3 hour drive. She left 1 hour and 17 minutes ago. She has already stopped twice. We're making a 16 hour drive in one shot in december. I'm anticipating that it'll take roughly 35 hours

who was gonna tell me that meatcanyon did metal vocals?????????????????????????

if I was mayor of New York I would Ban ceiling lights. they would be outlawed and anyone using one would be shot

They used to call it "going chorgo mode" back in the day (2020)

This image will self destruct when I remember to delete it

Meijer selling this is cultural appropriation

Jeff the killer fanfic called Jeff the Griller

Real ones remember

the hamburg chrono stays ON during pizza creature

This image will self destruct when I remember to delete it

Wife drew this picture of me. Should I show the image that inspired it

What a fucking loser lmfao

Gotta stay up until 11 am for a fuckin psych appointment thank fuck we don't have a truck tonight

The yed apple

I know it's alphabetical but it's very funny that you have to expand to see Staten Island

Hate doing this, because everyone is skint, but Oz is the only important thing in my life and I'm too broke to cover his additional surgery. If you'd like to help, please use OZVET20 at checkout on fenrisgames.com/shop for a nice discount or ko-fi.com/fenrisgames if you don't need toys. Thankyou 💔

May his yields be bountiful

Nut busting torque is such an interesting figure to advertise bc it really doesn't mean anything. Just list the torque at the motor lmao

Woke up with Oye Como Va stuck in my head

Reposting with Alt Text. Location of free food pantries in Atlanta for those in need.

Imagine someone walking up to you and doing pull my finger but instead of getting rewarded by a hilarious fart they break down in tears instead. That’s been the last 8 months of my life