Jerma?

goodbye birds and bees, a new sex talk for the modern era

When you think about it, Jimmy really did eat that fuckin world (this user is currently listening to Jimmy Eat World)

relapsing rn (downloading FL studio)

If you follow me, or if you like forked lifting equipment, you are morally obligated to listen to this song. If you don't, I will know, and I will torment you music.youtube.com/watch?v=_G3x...

LMAO THEY'RE GONNA HOLD THEM DOWN

two guys trying to strap 2 sheets of 1/4 inch plywood to the roof of their SUV. Godspeed

lol

Holy shit does Skip Intro's latest video make a lot of decent points (does make some statistical errors) but god DAMN does it spectacularly fail the landing. Yes we need to give parents food and housing support and not take kids because they are poor. But that doesn't mean don't take kids from ABUSE

I believe in your resilience.

Demolishing a family size box of cheerios in one night

Importing all of my email drafts to bsky

northernlion playing clubhouse games is peak entertainment tbh

fuckin same

Charles no don't eat that pokemon

i have been thinking about this nonstop after i saw it for the first time last night. this is an immaculately crafted joke. maybe the best joke ive ever seen

Cadillac's first-ever Formula 1 car is here 🤩 Same car, a different look on either side 👀 #F1 #CadillacF1Team

*the most annoying guy you've ever met voice:* well, it's a pretty cool owl but I'm not sure I'd call it superb

No chores today. Chores tomorrow

One thing I’ve learned that is that arguments in favor of something that does measurable harm to your community — using genAI, skipping vaccines, not wearing masks — are generally not reasoned or based in science or even deeply held beliefs. The actor simply does not want to *have to do something.*

these are evil

This dude is just pissed that he lost the Corey Taylor lookalike competition

I just posted my fourth full-length YouTube video!!! It's a roundup of incidents involving drunk ICE agents (and CBP, and others). Please please please watch, like, and share!!! I worked very hard on it and I hope you enjoy it

My most recent update on Rotini's vet visit is posted, but I am making an immediate request for ~$150 for groceries. Anything helps and I can also take donations on cash app/venmo (i'm creeptwin on both), or paypal (DM for email please). Anything and everything helps 💗 gofund.me/53e9900c4

Gnomes call them gnipples

this song has been stuck in my head for around 37 hours now. please listen to it, its very good music.youtube.com/watch?v=_G3x...

i take pride in not being a normie, but i also take pride in just liking normie things. pikachu is my favorite pokemon, love that guy. interstellar is my fav movie, that shit rocks. pop music is fucking amazing. thats all cool. i dont need to pretend to prefer something else. took long to learn that

i'm gonna be doing this a lot, especially late at night while my wife is sleeping

My cats were doing zoomies so I decided to try sprinting back and forth through my apartment and diving onto various furniture and it's so much fuckin fun

So fucking true

Umamusume got me wanting to make a spreadsheet

These people are so ridiculously racist (Not the video uploader, the woman who called in is the racist) youtu.be/zJnkikcrHA0?...

there is a type of person that is wholly incapable of imagining circumstances that are different from the ones that they were born into. Those people are fucking stupid idiot morons.

CHOTINER: And you’ve said you’re a lesbian. ME: That’s right, Isaac. CHOTINER: So you’re a woman and you, what, you kiss other women? Have sex with other women? ME: I do both of those things yeah. CHOTINER: That’s so cool. ME: Thanks Isaac

bluesky has a disappointingly small segment of Jungle appreciators

the more volume knobs the better imo

I could beat most people in an arm wrestling match. How? Because of my instinctual knowledge of forks and lifting

this doesn't happen at Lowe's bc Lowe's cares about the humans that shop there

It sounds wrong, but it's not.

Too awesome, it's scary!

the only true american patriot

Tbh it's insane how little my parents were prepared when I argued against them. I'm not saying that I was right, I was very wrong more often than not, but their minds simply didn't move as fast as mine does and that made them angry with me for no fucking reason

remembering how defensive my stepmom got when I called all of the bogus "raising a stepkid with ADHD" books bogus and ineffective and realizing that this was how her entire childhood was

My wife will never understand why there is a 165 channel mixer hooked up to the PC

dont shoot yourself on your own supply

I think less of people who repost this unironically. These people are not smart enough to spot extremely obvious satire, and therefore they are not smart enough to be worth listening to.

I only use twitter to @ streamers and youtubers that I know of, offering to teach them how to renounce their sinful ways and embrace the light of forklift operation

Chorg is in a fighting mood, all ye buffoons beware