The middle video is a literal copyright violation Nintendo get his ass

idc if it makes me a bad leftist red bull using their advertising budget to sponsor bat shit feats of extreme sports is badass

Just lost 7,980 mobile browser tabs so I will be taking the next month off

Might have to leave work at 11 tonight, no one else scheduled to be here over night and I can't be in the building alone

Wild to think that my wife and I have been together for 11 years today. Best years of my fucking life.

the OSB is lactating

"anything *can* be a cannoli ingredient, that's the danger of it"

Folks, I'm sick, cold, broke, my teeth hurt, winter is coming, my housing situation is precarious again, and Putin is my neighbor. If you could please help me reach this month's goal I'd be mighty grateful. A repost may reach sympathetic eyes, a small dono goes a long way. Also:

I'm gonna bring my little brother with me next time I visit my mom. She's not related to him in any way, but he's important to me, and she's important to me, and I absolutely do believe in an afterlife. I'd like them to be acquainted

Doing a lat spread and hoping that @bigblocks.bsky.social would approve

My 11 year anniversary is tomorrow. My plan is to reaffirm my commitment to my wife, to truly prove to her that I will do the most that I possibly can to support her. If it weren't for her, I'd have been dead at most 9 years ago. She saved me, showed me the good in humanity.

Man I wish TI wasn't such a fuckin creep bc Whatever You Like goes so insane when I'm cooping up plots to spoil my wife

1 repost = 1 "well done, my good and faithful servant" 1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer

creating the billionth "3D model on black background true crime story" YouTube channel and collapsing the entire platform into a singularity

Sagittarius: Bad news: Ghost dinosaurs will finally find you at last. Good news: You won’t even notice, because you’ll be dealing with something much worse.

WALK FAST LOOK MAD , TRUST ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social signed off on Powerthirst 2

Love that they put this on a dyno

everyone wants a poster's strike until they're looking at a power user's hog through a fogged mirror of regret

luckily it looks like it shouldn't be too expensive, seeing a replacement screen for 50 bucks, let's say double that for labor: acceptable.

AND THEN THEY LOST. THEY ALL FUCKING LOST TO REPUBLICANS. IT WAS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO AND THEY NEVER GOT ELECTED AGAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST VOTED FOR THE REPUBLICAN. DO ACTUALLY NOT FUCKING COMPREHEND WHY THAT HAPPENED

A Black teen named Kalief Browder was falsely accused of stealing a backpack. He spent 3 years tortured at Rikers & died by suicide A wealthy white man named Tom Homan was caught by FBI accepting bribes. He was promoted to a powerful law enforcement position This is what white supremacy looks like

So did bluesky ban porn or something? Why are people trying to do a posters strike again

woke up as a skeleton and so obviously first thing i do is try playing my ribcage xylophonewise right? bad idea, i hit one rib and instantly pass out from the pain. don't even know what sound it made. life as a skeleton sucks. i gotta pee and i don't understand what to do about it

I now know salvation

Save me 2am taco bell

WHAT THE FUCK

Every artist I’ve ever known has this itch to create that won’t go away until they create. They have to do it. It’s why I know the “finally, someone like me can make art” AI users are full of shit. What they really mean is “finally, a way to get social media likes without hard work”.

“No one needed all these fidget toys back in our day!” Explain this then:

Any of y'all struggling to upload images? I've got a fuckin banger that won't go through

Save me Tatiana Shmayluk from Jinjer, save me.....

Absolute balls to the walls fuckin BANGER music.youtube.com/watch?v=c3P3...

Hard recommend this song, especially to former gifted children. When I was 7 my dad told me I was gonna be a doctor, when I was 14 he said "well I'm sure you're good at something"

Deadlifting 850lbs right as the chorus of Party in the USA hits

New guy on my team is fuckin yolked. Dude even looks kinda like Mitch Hooper. Been dying to ask him what he lifts. He's been firefighting for the last few shifts bc his primary job is as a firefighter. Dude rules

Deadlifting 650lbs right as the fast part of Rap God hits

I’m going to have a stroke

One of the most important skills that a forklift operator must learn is echolocation. Earlier tonight we had 2 counterbalance forklifts and 2 reach trucks all operating in adjacent aisles, the symphony of beeps and honks ensuring that everyone knew where the others were

IM SOBBING youtube.com/shorts/hj9vt...

it’s wrong to say that charlie kirk is in hell because he’s actually in purgatory. since he was a protestant he was never baptized in the name of the one true (Catholic) God so he was still burdened with his original sin

More like Valteri Big Ass

Hold me closer tiny plunger

Tiniest plunger in the fuckin world

"You know, I've always felt that God's love is the type of thing that you have to earn, and when you earn it: you wont need it. I'm really good at driving a forklift"

8 moments? You've got 8 fuckin moments???????? Must be fuckin nice

There is no need for anything more than drums and bugles.

Explaining to my brother that I was in a different Catholic school system than him, and so we are at war

I believe that the world could be fixed by a good barry sax solo

If I was a millionaire I'd spend so goddamn much money being a patron of the arts, I'd be broke after a year bc I paid for the entire state of Iowa to go to Juilliard