the thing people do where they put an apostrophe on any word ending with an s is so weird

i am the always sending way too many messagesler

there is no joke funnier to a 55 year old man than complaining about the wife

imagine kira nerys cancelling your plans with her by saying "i cant make our weekly lunch, im watching baseball with jesus, sorry"

hot, dogs?

she just nagus laughed at me

debatable

how to wake up your gf

opportunity for the funniest thing of all time to happen

the crashler

😢

must say, its a skill issue if your boat burns. youre literally in the water, just put that fire out!

ふわふわです。がんぼるぞい。 translation: Fluffy.

AND THEN THEY LOST. THEY ALL FUCKING LOST TO REPUBLICANS. IT WAS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO AND THEY NEVER GOT ELECTED AGAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST VOTED FOR THE REPUBLICAN. DO ACTUALLY NOT FUCKING COMPREHEND WHY THAT HAPPENED

You will see what the US government wants you to see.

great start

oh god people are talking about robert irwin as the quintessential animals guy now oh no oh dear

clemson is so bad oh my god

really the stupidest country to ever exist

my signal is rhinozz.1337, and @crimew.gay's is nyancrimew.01. tip to us!

autumn evening

Reminds me of one of my absolute favorite reddit posts.

Gen Z is obsessed with not getting eaten by beasts. Here's why that's a problem for my many beasts and creatures.

That’s not how a Venn diagram works?

sainz pole lets gooo

you need cold, salt and a meal at the same time

was going to bed but now I want ice cream :(

Just got a great set of emails from the FBI.

why were the horses trying to put humpty dumpty back together

practice with some of my less drawn characters ('cept Izaria)

i wish rich people had more money

french house dj voice - to all the dishes in the world…. everything made by th chef and is edible… i dedicate this track.. to you!! *levels by avicii starts playing*

suop 👍

seal lion

matter loves to be in your lap

anyone else smell toast

If the ancient Egyptians had cardboard, their ancient cat gods would rule the world still.

too much sephiroth posting might be the funniest reason a lawsuit has ever been dismissed

BREAKING: Federal judge tosses out Trump's lawsuit against the New York Times, Penguin Random House, & journalists, finding that the complaint violated court pleading rules due to its expansive, over-the-top, "tedious" use of language. An amended complaint can be filed without all of the BS in it.

erm

once again kinda low on food money for the end of the month, at least my kitchen isnt fully empty this time though but if you wanna help me this month u can do so via paypal paypal.me/nyancrimew and to help me out of the red for longer you can support me monthly on kofi ko-fi.com/nyancrimew

got it out of my system

who would win, 12 foot tall butter statue or 1 (one) bottle of nail polish remover

there was a Liz shaped hole in the shoe rack

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

choose from Felt's autumn outfits!

This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem

they call days like today Friyay

#birdbot