guys im with the kilogramm of steel on this one. its just heavier

this post was fact checked by real patrons

a gun is just as magical as a fang

20 thousand beetles is color blue

A squirrel scored twice today at Bristol City. Bristol City 3 Hull City 2 Squirrel 2

mom can we get an xbox? no we have xbox at home. the home:

saw this on geoguessr one time i couldnt believe my eyes

My maw has a powerful candle

all music is edm because it comes out of the computer and I can dance to it

Never stop striving for excellence yall because you too might be in an IGN article some day as "one of his teammates" I have finally made it

a cat is a guy who is small or large

Yesterday morning, the maintenance guy working on the apartment was looking at me weird… then I realized I had the Shirt of All Time on 😭😭😭😭 I keep owning myself

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

movie producer girlfriend: i can fix him in post

incredibly online girlfriend: i can fix him in post

TECHTIPS.BMF

I have now!

@wyden.senate.gov's record of warning that there is deep and constitutionally-serious dirt being done by the intelligence agencies in secret is unblemished. The vaguer he is, the filthier the dirt is. This is the vaguest I've ever seen him

NEW: Records reviewed by WIRED show DHS’s facial recognition app (Mobile Fortify) isn’t designed to actually "verify" identity—despite DHS claims and its agents relying on its matches to support probable cause in the field.

without doordash this baby bird wouldn’t be able to eat. still think it’s so bad? @northernlionlp.bsky.social

atheist hits 4k after declaring love for jesus christ

does anyone have 9.71794872 Manitowoc 31000s i can borrow

they craned off the bridge bus

photos taken moments before disaster but unironically maps.app.goo.gl/TWD8guUSktpD...

teams having a "look like im not working" status is crazy who would use that

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

this clairo looks like sally

my generated playlists are always whiplashing between simon & garfunkel and siiickbrain or whatever

simpleflips talks in two sentence horror stories

and now he say 11

僕の顔はものを置く場所じゃない。がんぼるぞい translation: My face is not a place to put things.

Anyway we are all in hell

it's probably fine

anemone has been slain

"i think it would be really funny to be run over by a train without understanding really what is going on"

WOOGLETS WITCHCAP

shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree

gotta say i really dont think dhs needs this warehouse

"By the end of the two-year period, 94% of participants reported they were housed." A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends. Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.

why are his pants so low. is his torso long or whats happening here

UPDATE: four minutes into the first event of the Winter Olympics, there has been a power outage

this is literally the critique of crypto that was offered when it was launched, so please, fuck off into the sun

I've never been a conspiracy theory guy, but you're never gonna convince me that there hasn't been a specific cabal of ultra-rich dullards trying to buy, strangle, and bring to heel all of the most important reality-shaping machines since the uptick in power labor had during COVID

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... ill portents....

aura-boros

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