god forbid women do anything 🙄

I am not made for Capitalism. Every relationship I have feels cheapened and dehumanized by the exchange of money. Everything becomes a hollow experience because it is meted out by an arbitrary quantification of worth. It makes me feel as if the only true emotion or relational value is exploitation

it's crazy how mustard is known as primarily a condiment when it's good in and as nearly everything except a condiment

zum glück war das die letzte hitzewelle jemals und ab morgen muss ich nie wieder sowas erleben

saw somebody walk their dog a husky with heterochromia ????? is that real ???????

i would love to get really good at making pad krapao however i am failing step 1 (buy holy basil)

i'm choosing to experience joy rather than suffering. a yaygraine rather than a migraine. join me on my mission

💌 Heartstrings chapter 33 is up! 💌 heartstringscomic.com/comics/750

this is probably heresy

Peanuts by Schulz: Tuesday, September 18, 1956

last 45 seconds of to here knows when looped 10 hour version

tortured genius women

Sure Europe should normalize AC, but you know what else they need? Bug screens. Incredible invention. Means you can open your windows. At night. When there’s a heat wave. Without sharing your room with a hundred large moths

happy birthday

researching baseball

learning that austrian law is apparently set up in a way where it's straight up easier to immigrate if you marry an eu citizen living here than an austrian citizen

slow cooking beans by leaving them to soak on the windowsill

war an der supermarkt kasse einkauf hat 6.07 euro gekostet die kassiererin hat gesagt "sechs sieben" ich hab sichtlich das gesicht verzogen fick mein dummes baka leben

pink foid.....

sie bringen mich, den größten warmduscher dieser seite des atlantiks, dazu kalt zu duschen

wait there was new phoebe bridgers yesterday ?

ok 👍

Laughed until I (actually) cried at this

lou reed used heroin as a metaphor for injectable estrogen when he was writing all those velvet underground songs

the most important part of being a girlfriend is annoying your girlfriend with dumb jokes

sociolinguistics study on hagen chat

maybe the best thing about this is that as far as i can tell the point being made is "factories create value"

SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...

dux content? uh yeah i sure hope they are

i'm old enough to remember when the president of the united states of a merica was a vacuum cleaner

the classic suicide squeeze with no outs in the tenth inning

samuel basallo

“no way to prevent this” says only place where this regularly happens but it’s cooking grandma instead of school shootings

i'm getting really mad

what i enjoy about this song is it very easily reads as the singer having been trapped by some kinda malicious spirit who's telling him you and i are stuck in here together forever. we're here for eternity you will never die. and the singer is just kinda feeling emo about it

i am stupid and clumsy but i am also just like insanely unlucky

the worst thing about heat waves is when your phone smiles at you all cheeky and goes thunderstorm later :) and you grin at it goofy and excited and repeat back thunderstorm later :) :) and then the weather comes and it's just heat and you look at your phone and it's just a phone again

making type a friends for fun and profit

petrichor <3 <3

WATER FROM THE SKY

cashews are a vegetable

hmm.... no boids

that death of the author post is annoying me in new, interesting ways

die agenda klimaanlage muss einen unverzüglichen sieg erreichen

you people have got to stop with your awful fucking 4chan tranny brainworm acronyms. what the fuck is a "ttrpg"

wasn't there like a real paper on exactly this topic a while ago anyway. am i misremembering that can somebody help me out