every trans person should have a pocket cisgender. if you're trans and you haven't received a pocket cisgender, you may be entitled to financial compensation

extremely gender ambiguous person in a slutty little jacket and a shirt that said something like "that horse you got that right back up and eat that horse" spotted

women

self titling a covers album is crazy work we're glossing over that

auf dem etikett von meinem neuen parfum für fuß liebhaber findet ihr nummerierte anmerkungen (es hat fußnoten)

tragically i agree more with one where like half the article is the author just interpreting a tarot reading about their own article

i'm fucking HOWLING this is the funniest possible thing you could've called it

genuinely unsure if this is the alex jones people freaking out or the onion people having a laugh

like last week i said to alice everyone in my life is talking about boards of canada suddenly and now they announce a new album. wild

cook your wife and marry her always

they're calling him aaron judge who turns a double play every other inning

man i hate the royals. they're so annoying

i'm surrounded by clingy women

economics is a field about trying to get the world as close to being made of pudding as possible

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 22,1950

megahertz: trawled

i love seeing expensive cars get towed so much. can afford a porsche but can't afford street parking sucker

Lay's WOW! Chips (1998-2003): A line of fat free chips, made with Olestra, a fat substitute. Available in Original, Ruffles, and Dorito varieties. Each bag stated "Olestra may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools." Check this thread for a *COMPREHENSIVE* look at this infamous snackline!

p-hacking? no we call it bottom surgery

he's being very very weird and uncomfortable and dodging every question i'm asking it's sorta intriguing

the Americans yearn to have their own Major Kottan so bad

there are borzoi everywhere for those with eyes to see

flirting with a cis man voice you look like you've only ever dated bisexual women

brooooo you can't reach out to someone from school who you haven't talked to since like tenth grade with "hows it going" and then when they graciously answer with a to what do i owe the pleasure type deal just straight up say "yeah how are you" are you a fucking spam bot man ??

shoutout to all the people in the qts being like "it's finally happening hahahah" like they can't fucking read

type of guy to call a nonbinary fuckboy a fuckperson

wait are we in a surveillance tech bubble. is that what's happening

as if as if as if

dysphoria is a cosmic animal

didn't find any :(

if i ever publish an autobiography there will before the text be a page that has a quote on it. it will be attributed to king crimson and it will just say "confusion". that will be my epigraph

ethicals dni

loaf of bread shaped creature

i will harp on about this drug bug album. you're not prepared for how on i will harp about it

there is only one hope for humanity- the synthesizer

commitment to the bit is OUT commitment to the bite is IN

vegetables are a culinary category, therefore the binary distinction between fruit and vegetable is nonsense. something can be both a fruit and a vegetable. despite this, mushrooms are not vegetables

this is the one thing where it makes sense to ban trans women how are the poor cis women ever gonna compete otherwise

they're suing me for fraud on the government

god DAMN this album is good everyone go listen IMMEDIATELY

holy shit. tap the FUCK in

[purity ring voice] gm again

popcorn oatly is really tasty :/

little known fun fact about me: i don't know how to count

it is infinitely delightful to me that the guardians have a player called schneemann. daniel schneemann. wonderful

gonna watch sense8

i love that they just turn up the volume dial in the middle of the song then turn it back down. that's good music production to me

in a bad place rn. not mentally i'm just in st pölten