don't do that

talking to my boyfriend The Beastie Boys: hello my love good morning! The Beastie Boys: Morning!

this one is so cool

breaking: tv show that everybody said is good is good

corn on pizza. what are we thinking

DA ISSER

boobs still hurt

trans joy! supplies are limited

this is why czechoslovakia split up

four years

drove jesus out of vienna today

oomfie meetup at the

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

das reinheitsgebot, internationally known as beer eugenics

10 Minuten nachdem ich das gemacht hab herausgefunden dass das Rostock ist und nicht Wismar

what this means is op ed writers don't have toilets. they don't have plumbing. because of their crimes

in an op ed writer’s house there’s no place to shit but his mouth

die wilden barbaren aus dem osten gegen uns noble zivilisierte aus dem westen.

sun came out

real foggy out

absolutes kokolores

yoooo thanks meg

you know what day it is

⌂ home .ೃ࿔ ⌂*:･

well that's not a security risk at all lol

zugbegleitung ansage grade so liebe gäste in kürze erreichen wir ka ..... mannheim hauptbahnhof

was ich liebe an der deutschen bahn ist wie sie journalist covering for the cops voice benutzen um über ihre eigenen handlungen zu reden. "ihr zug ist leider verspätet. grund dafür ist die verspätete bereitstellung eines zuges" bestie wer stellt den zug bereit. wessen zug ist es

getting alice immersed in german culture (getting fucked over by db)

get vivisected idiot

say no more i'm finding a way to vote for him

Kinematographische Rundschau 13. Oktober 1912

remains one of the best ever

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

cantaloupe 👎

💌 Heartstrings chapter 27 is up! 💌 heartstringscomic.com/comics/617

looking supremely dykey today i'm proud of myself

what if i started wearing only mom jeans. i should do that

das auto hier heißt ferdinand

leute kennt ihr das auto hier heißt ferdinand. oder ist das ein erlebnis meiner kindheit und meiner kindheit allein

i have been informed that apparently being "insane" about showers is a stereotype about germans and i would like to ask the rest of the world why anyone would ever need more than 5 minutes for a shower (not including hair. don't shampoo your hair every time please)

egg in a basket? that's just somebody ovulates on my tits

Boy it sure as hell is

stainless steel appliances rental flooring on the bus

!!! cool bird alert !!!

guys i don't think a car is gonna have the right specifications

lesbian white boy of undermined gender you gave my girlfriend the wrong burger. begone from the community

women say they don't want a tom and jerry brained man but then pick the guy who literally flattens himself under a door to get into the club. ok

My coworker just suggested we "set a trap" for the guy who keeps stealing lunches from the break room fridge. Brother you are Tom and Jerry brained. We are going to HR.