sorry for being anglo but wiener zucker is very funny to me

what the fuck is a wachowski brothers

no offence but rawdogging street e is hot

jondom (jean condom)

no offence,

i'm hsts (hot sexy transsexual)

bread enjoyer goes to german speaking country for the first time

kettles on the other hand,

babe what’s wrong you’ve barely rawdogged your street e

rawdog street e

they’re doing this to me tomorrow

does prog actually make you uncontrollably horny or did you just stick a finger up your ass

half of the americans i follow are posting about organizing their neighbourhoods or documenting ICE activity and the other half are debating whether or not original sin exists

oh yeah btw it was easy to move over once i realized it said you have to disable 2fa for it to work. not a fan of that part though but ehhh

Can't believe this Letterkenny clip of a bunch of far right shitheels getting stomped isn't around more youtu.be/JObnr5e0TIg?...

no but like whoever decided to give me a northsky invite as soon as i left canada i gotta say: 10/10 bit

no one has ever been more eepy than me rn

northsky

i have been mostly awake for two vyvanse

okay the toilets are worse no offence

trans women period sex

i have fully no clue what time it is

wife time

switching from english and french to german and english on the plane

toe ron toe

wife time wife time

guys she's on the way

NEW: This is a REAL story in The Globe and Mail today. Canadian Armed Forces are modelling responses to a US military invasion from the south. They expect Canadian forces to be overrun in a fortnight, so the plan centres on Afghanistan-style insurgencies to inflict mass casualties on US troops 👇

FYI, we're already doing this at scale for car parts like alternators and starters which only cost a couple hundred bucks. We're already doing it with lead acid batteries (it's almost a closed-loop recycling system now!) so we're absolutely gonna do it with other battery chemistries, too.

*american leftist voice* okay but like setting aside the largest military in human history, isn’t it kinda just as bad that your country would go along with us under threat of invasion?

hearing the jersey mikes ad talk about hot italian subs and getting lightheaded

the thing about being butch is sometimes you go to pack your clothes for a trip and realize you just have repeats of basically the same outfit for this season

*watching the Online Trans Community’s Top Rapists defend the World’s Dumbest Bitch* idk besties maybe we should hear her out

i just don’t think it’s useful in any way to act like the current change in direction around the world isn’t based on a foundation that existed more than a week ago

i must’ve missed the time we forgave you for w bush

europeans and canadians only started being vocally against american imperialism when trump threatened greenland and in related news americans only started opposing ICE after they shot a white woman

everything that has ever happened in a country america is threatening to annex should be held against its citizens while everything that america is currently doing is unrelated to its citizens and if you imply otherwise you’re basically worse than the dang cheeto in the white house

2112 is an insane karaoke pick bestie

the girl with the girl tattoo

looking for lesbians who look like pete wentz ca 2007

domino meme going from gamergate to canada strengthening its ties to china

seems like decades are happening rn

canada should join the eu

well i caught up on the whole fbi letter thing and i gotta say: lmao

it’s almost time

talking about hunting ICE for sport with my normal-ish coworkers

bluesky is great cause that guy that makes youtube videos about dishwashers is getting in fights saying fuck ICE and trans rights