will you denounce mister bees

i need more tattoos

dog girl gf accusing you of not even knowing anything about her and giving you a pup quiz to prove it

The US booze boycott has been one of Canada's most effective weapons in the trade war, which is exactly why Trump regime apparatchiks have been whining about it so much lately. It's working. Keep it up, everyone. Remember: if you drink US booze; you're drinking with ICE. Boycott all US products.

me too breastie

i did what i call the migraine havers gambit and chugged all of the caffeine and i’m better now

ouchie ow ouchie my brain is being squeezed

guys i think trust and safety might just be run by a pedophile

if the employee who got caught liking the pornography on here was like 'misclick lol' and left it alone i would have thought it was a misclick. since he's going around suspending anyone who mentions it i do not believe that. i believe he was viewing the pornography lustfully

banning everyone that mentions i got caught liking barely legal teen porn because i’ve never heard of barbra streisand

“tranny accent” is one of my favourite phrases because it perfectly showcases the tranny accent

i wonder how beth is doing these days. i wouldn’t be surprised if beth is a guy now

tgirl with tboy swag

gay

how come it takes so much money and paperwork and planning to move across the ocean why can’t i just be at my wife

will stancil is the american i feared existed in minnesota but minnesotans always tell canadians they don’t tolerate

lrt easily one of my favourite posts of all time thank you lex

throwback to when i named all of the original pokemon without knowing almost any of their names

me when eat a spicy

i do think that guy is doing this to “clean house” no offence

bon jovi is a star war name

bluesky post of all time

*destroys your door* so hey were with pest control

okay not to participate or anything but like when did this website decide that everything is kiwifarms except for harassing trans women, which is fine

no offence but this website sucks when everyone is beefing with that guy

i’ve been ballsless for almost a year damn

it really is a shame that all the best liveries are from tobacco, alcohol or oil companies but you gotta admit they look cool as fuck

if canada wants to reduce reliance on america how come it isn’t labour day today

Humanity is unlocking new targets for slander every day

opting out of the dick measuring contest

trying to hang out with normal offline trans people is so difficult as a terminally online weirdo. "do you have an instagram?" "ah no, sorry. do you wanna add me on signal?" "what is signal?" it's over gg

"Protests outside the IKEA building in Milton Keynes continue as the shortage of stuffed animals has the local population at a fever pitch. Authorities reported one woman shouting "When they Blåhaj, we blow low" before burning down the local police station."

unbullpups your porsche 911

sometimes you gotta scream along to angry tranny music at concerning volumes after work

star trek was so ahead of its time

cishet white dudes having too big of an ego to work around a trans woman is basically the same as that trans woman causing all of the problems in the department

i’m gay

trans women like to move to vienna because of the incest send tweet

as much as it hurts my brain to do it is nice to get important paperwork done

that's right! it goes in the *DOWNLOADS* folder!

finally gonna become legally ass

really loving these new normie shooters over the old family annihilator variety. they're so much more considerate on the whole

he should’ve called up those scientology speedrunning kids no offence

this is what happens when you don’t hire the boyfriend of a trans woman for the job

realizing i’ve been beaten at this by my pocket cisgender

when a woman says she’s bisexual in theory but lesbian in practice the theory part is hozier

bass :)