they should invent a my computer that’s faster

i think being so busy with work today of all days kinda drove me a little insane

crazy how all my friends are hot

if you didnt worship me today already, now is your time, better not waste it

shitting like a dog shaking razor blades

It’s WASTEISOLATION Wednesday babes

name a more iconic duo than jael holzman and namesearching

mental health hack: surround yourself with trans women

the thing about my sister is i generally trust them with like everything so when we play board games and stuff i have to be so careful because they start lying about everything and i get tricked every time. it requires a lot of suspension of sisbelief

women are my favourite guy

sorry but there’s never gonna be a black dresses song called guava lava they’re fucked

“Frozen hot chocolate“ is too clumsy. Needs something more marketable, like frot chocolate.

dudes, and i cannot stress this enough, rock

my life is a stereo fr

they really called a tire brand kumho

Get an orchiectomy so every month is no nut November

who knew that working a purely physical job would make me hotter

lesbians

welcome to transgenderism! we have: dehumanization fantasy (animal) dehumanization fantasy (robot) dehumanization fantasy (corpse) dehumanization fantasy (divine psychosis) dehumanization fantasy (womanhood)

shoutout to finding out the guy that’s always weird towards me is also weird to cis women

list of my personal favourite vocalists: - woman who can belt her ass off - woman who can belt her ass off - woman who can belt her ass off - woman who can belt her ass off - woman who can belt her ass off

i know it’s brainworms telling me i Could never be stealth especially after some recent conversations with people irl but like honestly i have no desire to be i actually really like being trans and i do think it’s a gift of sorts. also like my gender is closer to dyke than woman anyway

making actually funny trans jokes to make my coworkers uncomfy will never get old

pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux

one thing i really enjoy is being asked questions that can only reasonably be answered with “no one fucking hires trannies”

dw everyone i hear there’s 3 or 4 writers that are changing the new york times from the inside

no offence but what the fuck

2000 calories of slop yummmmm

where would i be without stimulants fr

if your Free OTC HRT Beliefs don’t include giving testosterone to dudebros for big swole dudebro reasons are they really Free OTC HRT Beliefs

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

hot girls don’t pay for cheese - halifax tranny proverb

i feel like it shouldn’t need to be said but maybe if you’re a cis dude at a trans event you shouldn’t just walk up to people and be like why is everyone SO TALL here

logging on, reading 5 or 6 posts, deciding it’s not worth my wellbeing trying to figure out what the fuck is going on here today

fair use kink; you can fuck me me whenever you want without a license as long as I am being used for criticism, commentary, satire or research purposes

itchyfabs

if she/it really is the new she/they we should start seeing itfabs any day now

bestie is comrade for women

don't listen to the inner voice preaching caution. drink the fourth iced coffee and ascend

i think the amount of black dresses i listen to scales with the amount of cis bullshit i’m currently dealing with

le mans is french for the mans

i killed a man

easily the funniest way i’ve been reminded by someone else that i missed my estrogen dose

instead of arguing with illiterate people online about the word transsexual i’ve been making connections with local trans women and i gotta say it’s a lot better

still processing the fact that the month+ long second date has been scheduled

why do all of these bitches refuse to use the women’s washroom smh

shoutout to the spice girls for predicting polycules