lesbians love to be like oh yeah i guess that makes us engaged

my nonbinary fiancé*e

"that's illegal to do under international law" good news you'r the 1000th customer to see this post. click here for me to deposit one million dollars on your credit card

I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs [crazy frog axel f voice] w-w-w-w-whats going on-on-on

trans women only want one thing and it’s to be a late wife

i said ooo girl! rock me like a wagon wheel

everybody get on hrt NOW

its a trilogy

if you're transitioning does that mean you get a rude tag

107% of canada using reddit is fucking hilarious i’m sorry

canada is being astroturfed to hell and back online rn and i doubt it’s entirely done with an eye to influencing domestic opinion — very likely it is being done to influence outside opinions of canada as well

something to keep in mind when you’re arguing with “a canadian” on here www.reddit.com/r/onguardfor...

i’m gay

transitioning to 5 string player (just shortened my strap so the bass hangs above my waist)

the ford focus is the comphet honda fit

watching indycar @jonbois.bsky.social

i’m such a fucking lesbian

i miss my wife

you can tell it’s canada by the -8

i mean you’re not wrong buuuut

apparently the solution to being a picky eater is just getting into fuck off spicy

you can tell it’s canada by the tegan and sara

got sir ma’amed

fuck that part doesn’t get any easier the second time

could i interest u in some literature

ever since i was a little boy i knew i wanted to be a theyfab

oo ee oo i am making siren noises oh oh now i'm backwards santa claus

lexisteal

this happened to me once

tguy swag

don’t put it in the newspaper that i’m a scrotemoid

do NOT call blorbo from my newspaper a journalist he is NOT that employable

they should invent a me that can stay in vienna

it’s nice of journalists to come together as a class every few months to remind everyone why trans people hate them so much

do NOT call blorbo from my newspaper a journalist he is NOT that employable

Has there ever been wiser words said, than “my tummy hurts and I’m mad at the government“?

aaaaaaaaaaa

feeling very aaaaaaaaa

I will never vote for Jamelle Bouie.

do what you feel now! electric eel now!

New Canadian trade deal with India only allows for 1 assassination per year

oomfie meetup at the

das reinheitsgebot, internationally known as beer eugenics

ayyyyyyy gox