“canadians are so polite”-ass americans the second they witness one instance of a southern ontario man hanging w the boys

really enjoying the fact that the only two responses i’m seeing to josh naylor being called a piece of shit are like “oh my god i didn’t realize, he seemed like such a fun guy on the field, i’m devastated to learn this about one of my favourite players” and “🫵 mississauga”

heartbreaking, fan favourite baseball player josh naylor is from mississauga

made a really good bowl of slop

forza horizon zero dawn

*Shrugs* that's how the pussy crumbles

"THE WHITEHOUSE RENOVATIONS ARE GOING GREAT, LIKE AMERICA IS GREAT -DJT"

got my estrogen bumped up without even having to push for it he’ll yeah

me and the other t girls with self esteem issues hanging out behind the unpainted building where we make our overcompressed remixes of pink floyd, you know, bricks brickwalling another brick in the wall at the brick wall

Costco Elvis ain't nothin but a hotdog

no offence but i think erin reed has broken a lot of people’s brains here

europeans do this until your government starts paying you to install heat pumps

more and more people should be saying heat pump keynesianism

not diagnosed but significantly more successful socially when i operate under the assumption that i have bpd

pocket cisgenders love to be like oh yeah my boyfriend said they’re a nonbinary dyke

the city of vienna could do the coolest thing rn and also make its autistic women proud of another housing project

i’m not like the other north americans saying to just start throwing heat pumps in buildings. i’m offering my labour

do people know that we’ve like basically solved most of the environmental issues with refrigeration systems or is that mainly industry knowledge

no but i do find it fascinating how i have like a >90% hit rate with being gendered correctly by women and like 30% with men

coworker butthole lore

you people have got to stop with your awful fucking 4chan tranny brainworm acronyms. what the fuck is a "ttrpg"

“no way to prevent this” says only place where this regularly happens but it’s cooking grandma instead of school shootings

my pocket cisgender is back :D

hot take: lovefool is a good song

toronto electronic/punk duo gotta be one of my favourite genders

how did i not know that femtanyl is from toronto

my leg is crunchy today

they look like a beautiful lesbian couple here

no offence but like idk if canada is ever gonna have nukes. but if it does, tri cities

learning about what people halfway across the country think about my hometown

women

buying groceries in canada is so hard. instead of six companies owning everything it's two companies and they have half as many products as in america and they cost twice as much even with exchange rate. but every balkan country gets their own yoghurt.

i think it’s kinda neat how canadian music production is usually kinda mid for the most part especially on the hits but when an artist has unique production they’ll end up just kinda defining whatever genre they’re in

it’s called a ts input because it’s only 6.3mm

“the matrix is about drinking horse piss” is a really fun hill to die on when you have to be around Men because shitty men get very angry and decent men go “huh. i guess you guys are people. and funny”

bluesky group DMs are a GREAT feature! now multiple people can exchange Signal usernames in one convenient place

my coworker is moving to The Big City to study music production and i’m somewhat successfully convincing him that tall scary women are really cooking rn but i don’t know what to actually call it beyond tranny music

what are we even calling the current crop of tranny music these days

crazy how one guy invented both the muppets and forcefemmable guitarists

so is that guy literally the second coming of lenin or literally the second coming of hitler or is he just a mayor have we figured that out yet

if he was a beautiful butterfly his game wouldn’t be called tony hawk pro skater it would be tony hawk proboscis

i hate that stupid mouse

cum songs by ada rook apparently gets the half decent cis guy coworker thumbs up

it’s rarely good when the region i grew up in makes national news huh

got alice hooked on european chewing gum packaging of all things