so funny (not funny) that i did my injection once and i haven't been able to do it since

nursery

can we make everybody come hang out in switzerland challenge 2026 the new viral trend of the year ?!

pghrt dot diy is so good at getting people to do injections it worked on me and both my girlfriends

Chaser Obama

USA COPIUM LEVEL: MAXIMUM ¤ UNINVENTED MEASELS PREVENTION ¤ SCHOOL CURRICULUM BY WALMART PTY LTD ¤ VACATED SOCIETY AND FACTORY FOR DEAD MALLS 90 MILES FROM CIVILISATION ¤ ONE MILLION COVID DEATHS

wieso gibt er thomas gottschalk

it's so nice not having to remember to take a pill three times a day

[oc] beach episode

I DID ITTTTT!! 🥰

I havent posted about it cause im shy but..! Im in a twitch streamed DnD(ish) game DM'd by @drawfuldm.bsky.social ! Im playin Dirk Hellhold, a grumpy smelly old step-dad Bugbear who is the worst jerk alive. Stream is tonight, 8:30 pm est ! m.twitch.tv/lizardfolklo... 🎨 @/Gurlu, @/drawfuldm

My mom standing in the doorway: You know I just got off the phone with MF DOOM, he said you need to come downstairs and finish your spinach or you’ll never sell rhymes like dimes. 18 year old me perking up: He really said that?

i'm gonna do my first injection tomorrow :)

they need to invent a getting choked that's good for you

i need bigger tits

load bearing post in my understanding of the world

switzerland: the transsexual's paradise

danny brown feature list for the new album is crazy, this man loves transsexuals and their music

oh i just realized it's called plumbing because of lead pipes..

Please check all that apply

ok new yorkers you deserve a treat: you're allowed to reply to this skeet and explain to me what a bodega is and why it's the most special and best kind of store

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

I am hearing that on his deathbed Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

baseball

a beautiful woman is going to hurt me soon :)

having to buy crypto to get my stupid fucking life saving medicine is so humiliating

i need to start regularly voice training again

new machine girl!! ☺️

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

Eastern ID (digital)

my sister upon learning of the existence of designated hitters in the sport of baseball

Eastern WA (digital)

Every trans woman who is prettier and/or more traditionally woman-shaped than me is an ungrateful genetic lottery winner who has no idea what it’s like to really be trans, and of course every trans woman less pretty or traditionally woman-shaped than me is simply a slob who’s not trying hard enough

the deal i struck with burger king

starting off the year with a meme. sorry #thisishowyoulosethetimewar #art

being an ethical vampire would be so annoying. all the people who volunteer to be fed on are obvious monsterfuckers so they're just moaning in your ear while you're trying to eat

Medium: *flips another card up* I'm afraid your future is looking grim, my friend Me: That's a Magic the Gathering Deck Oracle: You will soon face many goblins

I will of course be cheering against America, the Great Satan, in the World Series.

i can finally do a pistol squat!! yay!

new fear: jpegmafia goes on a kanye style trajectory and i have to become a "yeah but he made veteran" person

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i bring more women kissing to your TL

just found out that "SF" means "science-fiction". thank god! i can't believe i thought the bay area was a real place

who cares about the ALCS when you can have ALGF (amazing, loving girlfriend)

consider scoring some runs next time @padres.com

the san diego the padres