wake up dead man scores highly on the leigh scale (the leigh scale measures whether a movie is enjoyable to watch on your phone while in bed)

rhcp is such a funny band because it's three absolute genius musicians who are completely locked in and also anthony kiedis

shoutout to pasta

tgirl beatles: will you still breed me, will you still bleed me, when i’m sixty four

At least there’s women

we love having a positive experience with the medical system

mookie betts vore

sandy koufax the throat goat

i am an ally to the trans community

a fun fact about me is i only know english pokemon names bc i wasnt allowed to interact with pokemon media as a kid bc my mom thought it was demonic

small domino facebook artificially inflates video view numbers big domino leigh gets bitches

women

Caution, hot surface

my gf and i have been dating for almost a year and i JUST found out she has naturally curly hair but brushes it out?? oooh i'm forcecurling her i stg

drinking some white tea today

yoooo no way it's the star wars from star wars

lord help me i might start bidding on a cd player

being a lesbian rocks i love it so much

petted a gorgeous and very friendly cat on my lunchbreak and now i'm itchy

queen of having a pleasant little interaction with a stranger

hell yeah brother

all left handed people deserve some sort of medal

the amazing power of polyamory allows me to miss several girls at the same time

”boy”moding” is her way of killing herself. And it doesn’t even work. This is to be expected, as she follows female-characteristic suicide patterns.

problematic onlineness gap

bridge hands of gay women

works every time

i need some fucking friends

tip: think about women to instantly improve your life

queer little creature, and gay to be certain too. that's why i've placed her in gay baby jail

star trek is good actually

oh leigh how was your weekend? *covered in hickeys and clearly sleep deprived* ......normal

crazy that i'm literally the luckiest girl in the world

walking with grim determination towards horse girl who just twisted her ankle

thank you deutsche bahn 👍

dressed too butch around my wife award

traveling to other countries to visit beautiful women aka "dyke's delight"

all the authority figures who told me to never meet up with anyone i only know from online must be so disappointed in me rn

by the way, this is her Data Data Dance, and it's really important. (full song)

we're supposed to be doing a workshop on editing wikipedia but somebody got the whole library ip banned

need bigger tits

CORRECTION: i have become aware of the existence of rocky cherry (in mlb 2007-2008). post cancelled

one side effect of going outside and meeting people irl more is i'm constantly nursing like 2-3 crushes on beautiful women

lesbian westside gunn:

you ever think about women

for decades, musicologists have wondered what the secret chord that david played and it pleased the lord might have been

for example, despite being a trans woman, kim petras is less tranny music than death grips

drinking some lightly aged sheng puerh today

darryl strawberry's mlb debut was in 1983, 25 years after bob lemon's last game. considering strawberry's exit from mlb in 1999, we are now one year overdue for a player with a fruit name.