new hill to die on: people asking "is your gf okay with this" before having sex shouldn't ask that. It kinda implies that I did not already talk something like this through with my partner which I find a bit condescending

catgirl in the way my hair is somehow on every piece of clothing

imagine kira nerys cancelling your plans with her by saying "i cant make our weekly lunch, im watching baseball with jesus, sorry"

she just nagus laughed at me

geld ist transfeindlich

how to wake up your gf

nats is going to maximize his time dead to be able to call better #vctchamps

Two Friends, 1912 https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25333

p19 baby

must say, its a skill issue if your boat burns. youre literally in the water, just put that fire out!

not texting first because getting texted is awesome but also wanting to chat is my cross to bear

autumn evening

Oh FUCK OFF Max

Und deswegen Reißverschlussverfahren!!!

:)

it continues to amaze me that I thought I was even asexual

ich hasse öffentlich-rechtliche Sender. "Die Demokraten werfen Trump die Einschränkung der Meinungsfreiheit vor" einfach raushauen und so tun als ob das ne Meinung wäre holy shit

books so good my eyes are leaking

:)

I'm the GOATEWMSC (greatest of all time especially with my starting conditions)

Average domme: are you sure this is OK I don't want you to be uncomfortable I don't want this to be too extreme Average sub: look if you break my bones it's fine just dont make it an open wound and a clean break would be preferable tho I get horny at pieces you broke always being inside me that way

I do not know how alecs still has colored hair, that man is under so much stress

brekkie

maybe I should not feel guilty about taking a sick day, this is the Arbeitgeber talking, I am not defrauding anyone and the doctor does not hate me

shes peeling some gender rn

only bangers are happening in this gf conversation

boobs so small you have to translate the measurement from cups to spoons

MY GFs BALLS ARE OUT OF SALT, HELP, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY

horny messes are fun and all until you need to lock in to hit heads in valorant

mechs :)

it took me 10 minutes okay, I held out as long as humanly possible

allegations have never been less beaten

if I had a penny for each time a trans fem friend from vienna tried to get me to practice eyeliner I had two pennies, which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice

was gonna post how easy drawing is and then I had to think about perspectives and it wasn't easy anymore

the college from a company that has to work with us rn is actively shaking his head watching

"can i use my abused wife experience to get advantage on my roll?" and other daggerheart sentences

QUESTION: IS PROMETHEUS OR THE EAGLE THE LIVERLER?

love kith

relationship so gay it has a two day anniversary

got my colleagues to say that it is at least very impressive to hit him over 200 meters

I’ve been enjoying this thread all day but I haven’t seen anyone post the comic version of this classic puchiko post, a perfect work of art coolfrogdude.tumblr.com/post/1907395...

ich bin eine semi-sexuelle membran

everyone's mutuals should be playing

what's the point of a watch if not to annoy your gf by wearing it during sex

transition timeline

where was that marksmanship on july 13???

Witchcraft is real www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

victorian lesbians where onto something with the letter thing

fine line between chatting up everyone until someone responds and chatting up so many people that I won't be able to answer all of them cause I'm so overwhelmed