insane to pull a "yeah were gonna interview z, a very good friend of player x" and she just goes "i love you youre the light of my life she is my soulmate im so glad i met you ill stay by your side forever babygirl" and then finnish it with a "damn get you some friends like these"

a good smackbarnpeewet would fix me

we brick we bob we climb to the top

phoenix kiss

i think my issue with soups is that i do not like clear ones. what do you mean you have water with vegetables in it, thats incredibly boring

the tie of being the GOATbetween schumacher and hamilton got decided by hamilton having a monster energy drink that also tastes nice

Dreamy. 💭

SIGNALIS

number of mental health specialists that are visibly distraught from me telling a tame version of my childhood: 2

es ist so kaltttttt

getting my silly little mental illness certificate

love how the eu isnt even trying to beat any allegations to be bureaucratic and have their leader be "commissioner"

why the fuck is it such an issue to find manhole covers that work on every single other street track for las vegas, its really insane, they had a year!!!

if you didnt worship me today already, now is your time, better not waste it

miles per hour? whats next, dax per day?????

just be aware that i will commit seppuku if my picture will get less than 20 likes

its only an anime if it comes from the anime region of japan

miles per hour? whats next, dax per day?????

drivers defending a position is just like dying on a hill

why do f1 drivers do flying laps? i thought they drive??????

if you didnt worship me today already, now is your time, better not waste it

i must say, the fact that characters skills in paradox games are just set for life is really weird. you can emulate a complete market with demand, travel time and logistics but a 46 year old guy becoming better the more he does something is unreasonable?

kinda crazy das haustiere generell verbieten seit 2013 nicht mehr erlaubt ist aber es immer noch jeder vermieter tut weil der markt und apparently nicht mal die judikative regelt

game changers valorant is such a fun event, the casters are joking about there being so many players with dyed hair, how could it be bad?

still really like this art from a year ago

perfect polycule consists of two people who play board games to experience them and one who plays to win

everyone who loves winter doesnt love themselves enough

ich glaube jura würde für mein brain actually ziemlich klargehen aus einer logik perspektive. zumindest bis ich was finde was nicht so funktioniert wie es sollte which is basically everything

i will not stream actually

i need an aquarium so badly

the thing about my sister is i generally trust them with like everything so when we play board games and stuff i have to be so careful because they start lying about everything and i get tricked every time. it requires a lot of suspension of sisbelief

ill stream today and if you arent watching ill be very very sad

I don't even wanna know which mental state I was in when I drew this

if they released "two towers" today

sleep cycle: ruined

just like me fr

women are my favourite guy

tom scott voice:

if they released "two towers" today

generell viel db hate einfach komisch, chillt mal leute

leute die 10 minuten vor dem halt schon vor der tür stehen: whats your deal? you think theres prizes for being first outside and blocking the walkway for everyone who needs to access their shit?

ich gönne woltemade jeden erfolg alleine weil bayern ihn als nicht das geld wert bezeichnet haben

cockta

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love myself some incredibly awesome ludonarrative concepts

you all need a garbage bin in your room

they really say grüß gott hier

really funny that people in austria actually have accents