They're trying to Reichstag Fire us into not being able to call Nazis "Nazis"

No words. I believed in Ryan. We moved to Oklahoma because he promised that my awful sons Enigmus Rex and Pance would be given handguns in kindergarten and then not be given any instruction on how to use them safely. I bought a shitty gray house in Tulsa because he promised they wouldn't be woke.

CHOTINER: So tell me about this secret chord COHEN: it goes like this: the fourth, fifth CHOTINER: but it doesn't seem very secret, you told loads of people about it COHEN: (sweating) ok but it pleased the Lord CHOTINER: does he speak to you often? COHEN: Uhh CHOTINER: It's also not a chord

some scientists taught gorillas sign language and one would sign about his dreams, he called them, “sleep pictures.” and the president of the usa cannot pronounce acetaminophen.

CHOTINER: Some people say your unorthodox medical practice can be harmful. ME: You're talking about-- CHOTINER: Pagliacci. ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh. CHOTINER: Of course. ME: If I had known, obviously. CHOTINER: Obviously.

sid meier when he tries to think of any other game to make

So anyway, turns out plasma in menstrual blood can completely heal wounds in 24 hours. hudson.org.au/news/womb-to...

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

Interesting given 1400 detainees that were held at the Florida concentration camp are missing.

APRIL - 1805 NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

CHOTINER: And you thought it would be funny to do a fake interview by me? ME: A lot of people have, so CHOTINER: You were looking for engagement? ME: Well, to make someone laugh I guess CHOTINER: How many likes and reposts did it get? ME: That's, uh, not really the metric...look can we start over

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

CHOTINER: Then you dropped it. ME: Yeah. It was worth a lot of— CHOTINER: The quarter. ME: Right. CHOTINER: The one you were flipping near a sewer grate. To impress, what was it? Dames looking for trouble? ME: You know it was dames, man. CHOTINER: They didn't consider that trouble?

CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again? CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty? CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived CHOTINER: So you’ve said

Chotiner interviews Janeway

former friends of the ICE shooter say he was 4chan edgelord, yet another domestic gladio radicalized online Discord/telegram incoherent stochastic terrorist who got into "edgy" humor and slowly retreated from society only getting more insane over time

So that's what they are doing with them.

CHOTINER: I don't know, I just feel like I've been tacitly operating in a moral framework that would fall apart with even the barest scrutiny. But maybe that collapse would bring new clarity DOCTOR: Listen, there is an interviewer I want you to talk to. The best in the business. CHOTINER: ...

"It's gauche and uncivil to accurately describe me" is a core view of today's fascists

and this comment screenshots where the original poster gave up their game plan

Sex workers posting wildly incorrect WW2 rage bait to get people to click on their bio instead of thirst traps is the funniest anecdote you can tell about this place

“I’d walk a mile for that mild country style…”

Saw someone post about how it's really fucked up that we all have to speculate about whether or not the FBI manufactured evidence to back their version of events. The thing is, you should always suspect that about law enforcement—these guys are just more clown-ish and obvious about it.

An absolutely insane story about false confession: man reports his dad missing, police pressure him to confess to his dad's murder (lying about finding his dad's body, threatening his dog, etc), man confesses and tries to kill himself, dad comes home perfectly fine. abc11.com/post/city-fo...

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

The funny thing here is that this is the most amazing advertising someone selling curses on Etsy could hope for.

*Dr. Katherine Pulaski replicating hot tuna fish and macaroni casserole during Evasive Maneuvers Drill*

Beautiful vintage tech manual goodness.

KASH PATEL: you falsify that evidence with messages that are anti-ICE in nature yet? LOW LEVEL FBI AGENT: sure did, boss. wrote the words "ANTI-ICE" on them nice and big, just like you asked KASH PATEL: what

the FBI doesn’t even try anymore

what if the events that led to the Mad Max universe were tragic yes but also incredibly funny

it used to be you had to already be a little bit insane to be on the computer this much

ooookay this is a nightmare???

Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.

Destroy car dealerships and you save US democracy

is this a coded confession to some cuckoldry

pro-tip to youtubers all panicking about their views dropping: the instant you use any variation of "i asked chatgpt" i click off your video, and probably unsubscribe if you do it again i'm not on here to watch you read out gibberish from the liar box I doubt I'm the only one at this point either

To a great degree we’re dealing with the fallout from a generation of men who got lucky once during a specific moment in tech evolution, made to feel as gods, but are all now suffering their mid-life crises having accomplished nothing else of note. These men have made nothing other than money.

Absolutely bonkers that trying to stop white supremacists from doing mass shootings is now a delicate subject!

Contractor: so how'd you want the tits? Perky? Big ole cans? Iowa state legislature: the what Contractor: me and the boys was thinking perky Iowa state legislature: this is for the war dead? Contractor: okay writin' that down as perky

fartlow is 39 by the way, just clearing that up

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reader’s note: we did not, in fact, learn not to do that again

Do any of the professors or journalists or teachers also get their jobs back or nah

"no one wrote a song called Fuck the Fire Department"