A bunch of paleontologists I talked to recently have said the same thing, they're getting a bunch of people emailing them after asking ChatGPT whether some rock they found is a dinosaur egg and being told Yes by the AI. Then they get angry when they're a told no by an expert.

#35: Clutter

hey so don't like a lot of companies use Gmail and stuff for like regular communication about business matters? don't millions of people get sensitive legal documentation through gmail? how isn't this the most illegal thing you can do LMAO

There once was a man from Nantucket Who carried napalm in a bucket How it got there I am unaware But perhaps chatGPT helped him construct it

Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:

Have uncovered the presence of what appears to be a chunky penguin shaking its fist (wing?) at a horse during the baptism celebrations for a new prince in Paris in 1782 Glad to report that research for this book continues to be groundbreaking

I can't believe there's an actual surviving photo of the Project Orion nuclear space battleship model that they showed JFK and apparently freaked him out.

...that Kegsbreath pic CANNOT be real, can it? He's like 30% sweat by volume jfc

The oldest known writing of the word "pizza" is from 997 CE

real "not making this up" hours out here

“You’re abusing with The Abusing Crooner, baby!”

Transhumance: gotta love it. 😄 …Depending on where you’re located in the Alps, local customs can mean that the size of the flower crowns has to do with how each cow’s done over the summertime as regards milk production. Also, in some places the herd’s leader or “queen cow” has the biggest one.

The misogynistic fucks in the admin are trying to make it so that grad school certifications in female-dominated professions (nursing, therapy, education) no longer count as “professional degrees” & you can’t get loans to go to grad school.

The first official US coin was the Fugio cent, rumored to have been designed by Ben Franklin. Instead of "In God We Trust" (which wasn't put on coins until the Civil War) it said Mind Your Business.

Hang on I gotta update my Linkedin

All these numbers reflect shows that were developed, bought, written, and produced years ago. This year ALL of my queer lead development died. So over the next years, it’s gonna get way worse.

hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay

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Excuse to post a classic?

New hypothesis: I think teachers can stop AI cheating in schools by making all their assignments about nuclear weapons enrichment. Chatgpt is vigilant about this topic even when you try to mask it with other terms. I have saved the children

Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe. Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.

Liberals are posting this unironically today, and getting very heated when you question them about what they mean.

It reminds me of back in the day where nerds on game sites would shriek about the need for"unbiased" reviews which in practice just meant "tells me what I want to hear"

This has been running for a week and I'm almost out of time. Please repost. #HelpSky #MutualAid

Detective Reg Parmigiano is New York’s cheesiest cop. A salty chip off the old block with a tough exterior but a heart of gold who doesn’t solve a case until it’s aged for three years…

So it’s worse than we thought

When the stunt goes wrong but they keep it in the movie anyway. Tiger on the Beat 2 (1990) dir. Chia-Liang Liu

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

like prescribing a gun to suicidal people

(i killed my body in order to let my consciousness be uploaded to the web and exist beyond the boundaries of our physical world) HACKER (spent months trying to locate me in cyberspace): what's it like living amongst unlimited knowledge MY CONSCIOUSNESS: hello user! i love Jokes and Iced Hockey Game

she’s a hero

ME: sorry soulful whiteboy reincarnated into a dog. city's replacing lights at the park. can't take you out SOULFUL WHITEBOY REINCARNATED INTO A DOG: once upon a time i could see other dogs. now i only stay home and bark ME: come on. don't do this DOG: nothing i can do. total eclipse of the park

another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about

what was this guy’s fucking problem

First Calvin and Hobbes comic strip was published 40 years ago yesterday. 🐯 👦🏼

Objectively hilarious but also wtf is "over-reliance on Earth" how could one be over-reliant on the only planet in the solar system currently capable of supporting life as we know it

[FLIPPING MECHA COCKPIT SWITCHES] D.A.N: the new upgrades have not been fully tested FORREST GUMP: no choice! if we dont act, the president dies D.A.N.: confirmed. activating the J.E.N.I. system FORREST GUMP: time to put on our magic shoes 🎵CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL - FORTUNATE SON🎶

It’s like the same shit as guys buying into baseball camps to run around a big stadium pretending to be a pro, they aren’t effective or good at this shit they just want to run around looking and feeling like they’re doing Brownshirt shit

It’s pretty crazy that we have multiple domestic govt forces now that are just half concentration camp and half fantasy camp for fashy violent racists

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

This is why America can no longer be trusted as an ally

Well done, @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social. 💯. No notes.

City investigating after contractor drives tractor with snowplow through Palestinian protest

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