When the assholes in your IT department migrate everyone to 1Password

this is the least wiki thing called wiki since wikileaks

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JoJo Sign In With Apple

so uncreative

this is the entire thing. is this really worth getting angry at

his pet name for her was Livvy, huh?

hang on I knew about the Crimean War uwu twink cavalry but you're telling me Union soldiers talked like Molly Baz?

You would think that person could use some help

>ask if new browser is real or chromeslop >”it’s a good browser sir” >it’s chromeslop

I wonder what my life would look like if I had a separate vacation email address

i am once again asking

had a use case for tmux so decided to check out “the terminal workspace with batteries included” and here’s what the first-run experience looks like on my not particularly customized mac

Blueskyism is many things but here's one common tendency: someone of dubious authority pulling rank about why something inconsequential is actually a really big deal y'all, and hundreds of people lining up to go "augh!" about this thing that they didn't previously know or care about

do you think Angie, Emily, Craig, and Schindler ever get together and talk shop

computer modern? i sure hope it is

the level of deference that Knuth deserves from computer people is high, but surely it doesn't need to extend to continuing to use the default fonts he designed and insisting that they look good

I get why journalists get comments from experts but lol

my ship has come in

Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator

I oughta update my keyboard shortcut for 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐘 ℴ𝒻 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐑𝐊 to add 𝖠𝗇 𝖠𝗍𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗌𝗂𝖺𝗇 𝖢𝗈𝗆𝗉𝖺𝗇𝗒

sometimes you find out about some occurrence and you're just like, damn, there sure have been a lot of things that have happened in the world

what if we made the whole site out of people typing half-remembered cliches into the comments section on Jamelle Bouie's column in pursuit of the elusive "Score: 5, Insightful"

could someone PLEASE tell me what the purpose of a system is? or whether a computer should make management decisions? or whether i should comply in advance or if the cruelty is the point or not?

If you all knew who writes and posts Joyce Carol Oates's tweets for her (and has for years), there would never be another screenshot of one seen again.

when are we going to get a senatorial candidate who takes this tone with axios

product idea

when u have a subscription to The Information memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c7...

President Qveen Herby

bought a new CPU cooler and I can't believe this brand never hired Haliey Welch as a spokesperson www.noctua.at

this makes me feel like a moron every time I repost my own posts. Still gonna keep doing it though

what percentage of non-corporate-issued Thinkpads do you figure have the hostname 'twinkpad'

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"Tenerife" comes from the Spanish for "having in-flight entertainment"; the "Tenerife disaster" refers to an infamous incident when the seatback TVs weren't working

"The mayor-elect has opened a portal" new contender for the "sounds way cooler than what it means" award

"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong

wait huh DSA types are into Hamilton shit now? I can't keep up

This was originally an observation about Joe Jonas, but: Jay Jacobs has the same name format as Jar Jar Binks

CVS Bangers ass playlist

“ The boyfriend” is crying and the girls are eating their spaghetti and meatballs in dead silence!

you will not correctly guess the house owner

explaining inline styles to an american: imagine a spanberger

HTTP/1.1 200 Good Request 👍

well sure, i agree that the ed zitrons of the world bear some responsibility, but it's a copout to act like the individual members of the obsessive incoherent mob are blameless

“after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue” — ok? Next you’ll be telling me Serious Eats no longer has an opera critic

Oh yeah that’ll do it

video game titles that make me reflexively say “is there a mr. __________”: - ms pac-man - ms flight simulator

INVENTOR: ive got a great new toy idea for you, it's called... the Radio Flyer TOY EXEC: oh wow, so it's like a plane that flies via... radio? INVENTOR: it's not a plane TOY EXEC: oh...Kay, so it's INVENTOR: its a little red wagon TOY EXEC: with ... a radio on it? INVENTOR: theres no radio