@oceansofnyc.com is your TLC database up to date? Tried to send in T744873С but it wasn’t recognized

I really think it would be good for everyone if the “make a world-class microblogging app” people had *that* as their sole focus, and they treated the protocol as an unavoidable tech constraint like any other, to be worked around when unsuitable

I think about this so frequently

has anyone ever wanted to do this

i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on

Lfg

you gotta imagine it was just about now that John Roderick took a look at the news, frowned, thought for a second, then breathed a quiet sigh of relief

an attitude I would like to see less of is “ha what idiot made this website/interface/tool, I could do so much better”. Yeah I bet you could! And that’s why you have a better job than the schmuck who can’t figure out how to update the hours on the restaurant’s home page!

It feels like it shouldn’t be THAT hard to detect and hide this kind of reply by default

Who remembers this classic Waffle House menu? 😋 What was your favorite way to order hash browns?

“Security Classification: RESTRICTED (L5+)” is the funniest thing I’ve seen in days, it’s the closest thing I’ve seen to like actual cargo cult behavior IRL

great news everybody, stand down, AI is canceled, you can tell because some idiot on LinkedIn couldn’t get 4o to play chess well last July

It’s a small thing but what I’m looking forward to most in Woke 2 is Palantir employees being too ashamed to wear their swag in public

it's impossible to interpret the "you can say anything on X and no one will make it news" attitude as anything except the alignment of media bosses with the administration and its allies

still surreal to think about what happened five years ago today

Ok, now what

I have this half-baked theory that Threads is designed to stoke racial tension by aggressively surfacing completely insane posts across community boundaries

StarCraft Bluesky 🤝 constructing additional pile-ons

Hope this email finds you in a well

english person: popping out for a cheeky chinese x me: what, like a weibo?

heuristic of the day

Again I find it baffling to compare the coverage to when Gemini generated implausibly many Black hockey players etc. That was apparently a societal emergency. But the mass harassment campaign taking place in public barely warrants a mention.

No War For Content

sen. paris marx

it's too late, i have already depicted myself as the grinning Zohran and you as the sobbing guy in the Rippling ad

No he did not bsky.app/profile/rooo...

Never attribute to Robert Hanlon that which was adequately expressed by Robert Heinlein.

if your job uses go/ links and Jira you should definitely try to snag go/jira as a redirect to Godzilla before someone who’s no fun gets to it

"AMA, I'm drunk at the library using a 'burner laptop'" doesn't make any of you think twice huh?

That’s a little discouraging, but okay

goldeneye 64 clone vibecoding speedrun competition, category splitscreen gameplay but no weapons%: sloppers only slappers only

[insert cheap Andor joke regarding the last one here]

This is how all New Yorkers sound at all times

Really flew by

how has nobody done this

get yourself friends like this 😤

we need a universal basic ND filter program for every "maker" on youtube who uses their phone to shoot video of high speed spinning things or cheap LCD displays in direct sunlight

one unambiguously nice thing about absurdly capable new models is that every six months the value of Mr. Blowhard Senior AI Engineer's Bag of Tricks goes to zero

FINALLY, we can get some bootleg Betty Boop merchandise

sources tell me the Cardvaark will be ritually sacrificed at the stroke of midnight according to old Dutch traditions

what idiot called it ventrilo instead of lagniappe

saw typo "heater rivalry" which sounds like a technology connections thing

RIP Arnold Palmer tweet guy

doing some benchmarking

Heated Rivalry is Threads-coded

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