no one likes cold weather, but it is your best chance to see a field of horses wearing jackets

I've decided my holiday look is going to be "dying poet."

I would describe my style of posting as scrawling something dumb in crayon on cocktail napkin, folding it over several times, and then dropping it through a gloryhole as I walk away wearing really great shoes

I skimmed in and out of a shallow sleep last night with only blips of dreams but here’s one for you: Bath Bourguignon—7 hours over low heat marinating in red wine with carrots & mushrooms and afterward you go lay on top of some mashed potatoes

I am here to tell women you can have it all* *endometriosis and adenomyosis

People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"

An associate told me that after a date he ended up back at the girl's apartment painting her wall. He said she had never painted a wall before so he was trying to help by showing her how. I said, "My man, you got Tom Sawyer'd."

My husband, a teacher, said “today we had parent visitation, which makes them sound like an apparition…”

Tried searching “casual hairstyles for straight hair” and every one of them looked like a fucked-up bridesmaid updo. Searching “Standish Slow Horses” was much better.

Not the big story, of course, but it looks like Epstein typed his emails with his feet

"Oh fuck, here comes Ted in his man-dress."

How your phone looks at you while it monitors your weekly screen time.

You say that you condemn evil, but what if I told you that Satan is a small business owner

Picture it: Martin Short as Minnie Castevet and Cole Escola as Rosemary Woodhouse

If you’re a woman in your 40s or 50s and spend any time online, you will get a lot of perimenopause marketing thrown at you. I certainly do. It’s a crazy time and you can feel like your body is breaking down and your mind is not what it used to be. The promise of hormone therapy sounds great. EXCEPT

You may not have food or healthcare for your children, but did you know that the White House will now have a classy dance floor for nepotistic pedophiles

I'm back from the printer

JD Vance’s baseline tone in all of his interviews is “Jane, you ignorant slut”

I have a great idea for someone who can win the Nobel Peace Prize: Andry José Hernández Romero, the gay Venezuelan asylum seeker sent by the United States to an El Salvadoran torture prison for 125 days, with no due process, & who, afterwards, epitomized grace. english.elpais.com/internationa...

I don't want to be buried in a cemetery, I want to be tried as a witch and given a heretic's death

The Tori Amos song that speaks most to me? Probably Don’t Make Me Come to Vegas because don’t make me come to Vegas

WHAT: Aaron Esh (spring 2026) OCCASIONS: legerdemain or leaving a single black rose on the pillow of an exiled dictator, causing him to stutter, “they’re b-b-back” when he sees it. IF IT WERE A SCENT: deck of cards, dipped in bourbon, on fire EMOTIONAL RANGE: ruthless/sexypants #MJMfashionGuide

Why is Aaron Esh making such hot clothes? What does he want from us?

Ah, fall, when a young man’s fancy turns to soup.

When they’re extra-high-waisted they’re called boobcut jeans

Is removing the flimsy little jackets from your chickpeas in the DSM?

19 years into marriage, there are still surprises. I just walked into a room and my husband looked up from his sketchbook and said “What’s going on with the word ‘bride’? Why is it so…equestrian?”

This is all of us rn

I've become a more positive person through lying.

All these dads with their family-canceling headphones

I remember standing on this platform, 40 years ago, reading a paperback of “On the Road” and thinking, God, this guy is so corny.

September 11th haunts me less than it used to and that feels right but also hard to believe. If you’re interested, years ago I wrote down my experience of that day. The Path to Here medium.com/@FeralCrone/...

I don’t know what to make of this but it does make me want to watch some Designing Women www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

Anglophiles love telling you the best sitcom ever is something like "Porridge Lads" (3 seasons, 6 episodes).

POSSIBLE NEW IDIOMS: The peanut butter don’t spread Kayaking the data Princess of Pretty looking for her own damn kitchen & THAT’S an Edinburgh coin purse Pec shortage in Provincetown Ksssh ksssh, skater! Ksssh, Ksssh. Petticoat on a baguette & honey in the closet The Stanwyck kiss off

I thought you were saying the Department of Whore

This administration is a clown car and RFK jr. is a killer clown

A year ago, doctors told me I had neuroendocrine cancer of the pancreas. I’d probably been living with it for a decade. I will likely never be cured. But after a year of surgeries, radiation and monthly shots with a giant needle, I’m not going anywhere anytime soon. defector.com/my-life-with...

Have you tried being more fun about it? Failing that, have you tried being more tantalizing about it?

Wearing Eileen Fisher, ninja armor for women of a certain age, with its understated palettes and ample room for concealed weapons and lethal opinions

Going to the jeweler today to appraise some things I have from my dad, and I found myself being extra meticulous about my grooming regimen before I went to bed as though I’m a down-on-her-luck widow putting on her Sunday best before going to pawn her wedding ring in a Merchant Ivory film.

Current favorite things: - The One-Armed Lion Tamer: A Memoir by Ruggerfield P. Tomé - holy water spritz - rage mint - millennial ghosts - imaginary sunglasses - the vaccine underground

[wearing a fascinator to my dental appointment]

I’m the mother of one child and 326 browser tabs

He was big, dumb, and attractive, just like the moon

a specific skill I've developed over the past ~20 years is crafting responses to emails sent to me, but intended for that other Naomi Wolf

Insecure C E About their Genitals E N T S

Ever fallen in love with a word that doesn’t exist? Malfortunately, I have.