Retsoor
@retsoor.bsky.social
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honk if “pale is the white satin of his doublet”
7 days ago
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what idiot called it auto & not fan fiction
17 days ago
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Retsoor
I Heart Noise
19 days ago
@retsoor.bsky.social
in here somewhere
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reposted by
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I Heart Noise
19 days ago
There's a better way to use car alarm
iheartnoise.bandcamp.com/track/hopewe...
bsky.app/profile/damn...
add a skeleton here at some point
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honk if using an “IQ test” is the diagnostic tool
20 days ago
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honk if bring me the head of duane “valentine’s day” read
21 days ago
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”you’re all nepo babies” - god
22 days ago
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[hat] make america possible again
22 days ago
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So You've Chosen To Wear A Hat
23 days ago
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honk if you haven't yet earned death
23 days ago
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mechanic: what’s the prob [america] my steering wheel keeps driving me off a cliff
24 days ago
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honk if the post you don’t send is the last thing to post
24 days ago
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honk if you’re happier than you feel
24 days ago
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so in love we discover we have asperger’s
25 days ago
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"where isn't waldo?" - the buddha
25 days ago
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[snatches yr face from creek] got it
25 days ago
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[grabs your face] found it
25 days ago
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[shouting over club noise] I said epistemic dangler
27 days ago
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[stares at self] how do I fit in there
27 days ago
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burger king: have it your way you: *abolishes money*
27 days ago
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[picks your face up] here it is
28 days ago
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honk if you heard a song nobody wrote
29 days ago
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honk if true beauty wishes it wasn’t
30 days ago
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[surveying your family tree] do the math
about 1 month ago
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jurassic park but epstein island eyes wide shut but dinosaurs
about 1 month ago
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you: lay it as it plays? barnes & noble 1996: you’re fired
about 1 month ago
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a tree that slowly tries to get away
about 1 month ago
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them: [shouting] what do we want you: nothing them: when do we want it you: never
about 1 month ago
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[meditates once] so you should view this fleeting world: a star at dawn a bubble in a stream a flash of lightning in a summer cloud a dream
about 1 month ago
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sry I called your baby pm dawn
about 1 month ago
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90 year fiancé
about 1 month ago
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[hands you the phone] it’s you
about 1 month ago
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[economist holding in a bong hit voice] poverty is violent
about 1 month ago
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trebek: this dying art is the root of evil when performed w out love contestant: what is thinking
about 1 month ago
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you: why evil tho god: *someone is typing bubble for eternity*
about 1 month ago
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honk if the obsession is ocd & the compulsion is to talk about it
about 1 month ago
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army of bots: *threaten humanity* ocd sufferers: stand fast, brothers & sisters, we got this
about 1 month ago
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honk if love is smarter
about 1 month ago
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a gun that fires snow globes
about 2 months ago
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there are two kinds of people in this world and neither of them exist
about 2 months ago
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honk if creative power is stronger than its possessor
about 2 months ago
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the song “all you need is love” minus you & love
about 2 months ago
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[from a passing gurney] the world is everything that is the case
about 2 months ago
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[from a passing gurney] and lo
about 2 months ago
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you're in her DMs, I'm the letters D and M, developed slowly over time, distillations of hieroglyph, devoid of purpose until combined w other meaningless squiggles
about 2 months ago
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mike’s hard childhood mike’s hard drinking mike’s hard dwi record mike’s hard time mike’s hard-ass sponsor mike’s hard amends mike’s hard marriage mike’s hard taxes mike’s hard work in therapy mike’s hard time turning his will over mike’s hard won spiritual awakening
about 2 months ago
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"the best thing about religion is the music" we sang, as dawn broke, in a language we invented by mashing our mouths together
about 2 months ago
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moods: want a cig but already smoking absolutely & totally fine why do you ask let me explain let's start a band wedding ring slapped on the counter death is great always & everywhere let's put on music [music already playing] am I too old to be a cutter crying & eating
about 2 months ago
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you: [pre-birth] will it hurt? angel: you can't imagine you: will the worst part be the goodbyes angel: plus the foreknowledge you: will the ways we ignore it make it worse angel: exponentially you: pass
about 2 months ago
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[attention shoppers voice] pain alone makes pleasure possible
about 2 months ago
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