you have to be in it to win the biggest losers love to say only one game has two winners & feels great every day

honk if you’re not agnostic as much as yr disappointed by our species’ attempts to articulate the divine

narrative wars

them : urban myths are you: [brushing data off your pants] a myth

honk if to sleep, perchance

Huey Lewis & the News “Fore” a company that offers to buy your defects of character the retail belt of fear around a community’s downtown heart the choice not to choose as a prerequisite for freedom a positively double negative

everything is an ad for itself & it’s opposite

if you want an economy, you have to give all the money back, the musical

division makes money <-> money makes division = _____ makes ______? (wrong answers only)

Judas iScariot

generational pendulum: the left swings to #metoo + the right swings to #maga = gen x thru z has to erase the (false) division & glue the world back together or lose it #indiepolitics #lovekillsfear

a 20 year long poem that allows others to interact with every line as it’s written across multiple platforms with no end in sight

a plot that encourages your fam/friends to treat you the way they think you treat them

like a bridge over shallow waters

an algorithm that analyzes every data point in every citizen’s nsa file that ranks each of us according to a (aggregated) moral code then incentivizes or punishes us accordingly…the musical

nervous breakdown breakdown: a notification on one device about a low battery notification on another device that was notified you were noticed in someone’s mentions

honk if you’re a pizza rat in an ssri test

carl gustatory jung fine jung cannibals the jung & the restless jung guns go west jung man

meta meta fiction in which a cigar just gives freud mouth cancer

poetry that writes itself argues w advertising represents you in court lights up the internet of things whenever the poet passes

honk if the rain is applause tonite

honk: if italians comfort eat for a reason your heroes, ghosts who cheer your murder on while you exchange a walk on part in a war for a lead role in a cage hot ashes for trees hot air for a cool breeze cold comfort for change when gravity sets us free

“surprise party” wanting candy while eating candy acting crazy so the subjects of your short story can be famous while you practice restraint judgmental battery that dies if you vape too much the reason everyone acts nervous around you de ja vu of a coincidence chem trails that spell your PIN

that a hallmark of long form slop = semi-reasonable content in the beginning w rapidly diminishing returns

that a hallmark of long form slop = semi-reasonable content in the beginning w rapidly diminishing returns

honk if twitter (x) no longer has a functioning search bar & bluesky never did

honk if you’re watching raspberry juice bloom down your smoothy while your mother describes your father’s brain hemorrhage

an app that agrees that we’ve captured each other using ai to thwart ai impersonating a bot for media attention merest suggestion that you’re being watched via yr phone in the bathroom amazon primes autocorrect that teaches you how your phone works a way to download the entire internet at once

an app that makes all your friends smile in their photos if it approves of what you’re doing

elaborate marketing technique that forces the world to go insane so you don’t have to

“regifting” as a euphemism for murder

your own, personal, fear monger an app that makes everyone you know share your mood llm prompt that fogs up your car windows internet of nothing/the entire world on the same vpn the marketplace of bad ideas the longest running conference call in history podcast filibuster

stuff (excerpt 3) the statue of liberty but mrs piggy “heart rate variability” but mental health children’s book about conspiracy theories drug use for amateurs/billionaire dogs money that won’t work unless it’s kind worm olympics, snake gymnastics, chewing gum for rats

free air dirty soap actual life genuine vibes bottled screams crowdsourced algorithms

you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it ride itself

conspiracies of done, says we get thee a nunnery more black nat geo tagged everywhere x’d out by no one adding injury to insult kept away, the facts, life, & time itself

honk if the weird neighborhood is you

honk if you already made the parent trap/no sequel required history is written/you better hope you’re in it favor fortunes the told/the best lack all a shock collar for your imagination/dog tag for a entire nation a smart car runs on avocado toast/toast that just runs

a well funded plot by half-willing victims political funding that exceeds the theoretical limits of money itself waste on the level of global tragedy dangled flattery that amounts to insult a nation of method acting & false medical emergencies family, friends + memories that last for 7 gens

a drug that reduces your imagination by 70% and increases your time by 30

honk if you were driven half mad as a form of penance: doors you don’t remember entering were locked out of nowhere—maybe you never left—either way, you roll w it. medication appeared.

stopalllaws.org christmaschicken.com healthymurders.inc ediblefurniturewarehouse.net yahootheemailplatform.io mortaldilemmas.gov creepingmissionaries.tv/mastercard_visa-oculardist0rt.ee

what is god consciousness where is the line yours keeps moving one season, reason & life at a time

here [hands you a dollar] you throw this away

innocence is wasted on the innocent

the magic of yearly thinking

honk if what if

honk if every ghost is a love story

if the doors of perception are cleansed every thing will appear to man as it is, ridiculous

what is the president who is north when are we where is decay why isn’t there a zuccini emoji