honk if “pale is the white satin of his doublet”

what idiot called it auto & not fan fiction

@retsoor.bsky.social in here somewhere

There's a better way to use car alarm iheartnoise.bandcamp.com/track/hopewe... bsky.app/profile/damn...

honk if using an “IQ test” is the diagnostic tool

honk if bring me the head of duane “valentine’s day” read

”you’re all nepo babies” - god

[hat] make america possible again

So You've Chosen To Wear A Hat

honk if you haven't yet earned death

mechanic: what’s the prob [america] my steering wheel keeps driving me off a cliff

honk if the post you don’t send is the last thing to post

honk if you’re happier than you feel

so in love we discover we have asperger’s

"where isn't waldo?" - the buddha

[snatches yr face from creek] got it

[grabs your face] found it

[shouting over club noise] I said epistemic dangler

[stares at self] how do I fit in there

burger king: have it your way you: *abolishes money*

[picks your face up] here it is

honk if you heard a song nobody wrote

honk if true beauty wishes it wasn’t

[surveying your family tree] do the math

jurassic park but epstein island eyes wide shut but dinosaurs

you: lay it as it plays? barnes & noble 1996: you’re fired

a tree that slowly tries to get away

them: [shouting] what do we want you: nothing them: when do we want it you: never

[meditates once] so you should view this fleeting world: a star at dawn a bubble in a stream a flash of lightning in a summer cloud a dream

sry I called your baby pm dawn

90 year fiancé

[hands you the phone] it’s you

[economist holding in a bong hit voice] poverty is violent

trebek: this dying art is the root of evil when performed w out love contestant: what is thinking

you: why evil tho god: *someone is typing bubble for eternity*

honk if the obsession is ocd & the compulsion is to talk about it

army of bots: *threaten humanity* ocd sufferers: stand fast, brothers & sisters, we got this

honk if love is smarter

a gun that fires snow globes

there are two kinds of people in this world and neither of them exist

honk if creative power is stronger than its possessor

the song “all you need is love” minus you & love

[from a passing gurney] the world is everything that is the case

[from a passing gurney] and lo

you're in her DMs, I'm the letters D and M, developed slowly over time, distillations of hieroglyph, devoid of purpose until combined w other meaningless squiggles

mike’s hard childhood mike’s hard drinking mike’s hard dwi record mike’s hard time mike’s hard-ass sponsor mike’s hard amends mike’s hard marriage mike’s hard taxes mike’s hard work in therapy mike’s hard time turning his will over mike’s hard won spiritual awakening

"the best thing about religion is the music" we sang, as dawn broke, in a language we invented by mashing our mouths together

moods: want a cig but already smoking absolutely & totally fine why do you ask let me explain let's start a band wedding ring slapped on the counter death is great always & everywhere let's put on music [music already playing] am I too old to be a cutter crying & eating

you: [pre-birth] will it hurt? angel: you can't imagine you: will the worst part be the goodbyes angel: plus the foreknowledge you: will the ways we ignore it make it worse angel: exponentially you: pass

[attention shoppers voice] pain alone makes pleasure possible