Retsoor
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s/o to unfinished romance
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honk if the point is on you
10 months ago
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honk if your car is in the shop
6 days ago
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s/o to the relationship between honesty & pain
6 days ago
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love making styles: old country doctor professional mover blind palm reader battlefield medic salmon defrocked contextually bereft cordoned off at a loss loki the god of mischief industrial park olfactory hallucinations astrology is dumb microblogger
9 days ago
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honk if love is slightly less than half sad, identical at scale & inherently ironic
10 days ago
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honk if every time you look at your phone its never earlier
10 days ago
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when everything is too loud but noise cancelling is already on
13 days ago
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sorry about the moon
15 days ago
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people about whom it can be asked “was that a magician or an acrobat or something?”
17 days ago
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[addressing the powerful undercurrent that brute force contextualized our interactions] palpable
18 days ago
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[waving phone] you can say anything on here
18 days ago
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that we live in an era that will be known for its pants
18 days ago
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sorry I told your teen about my “profound period of derangement”
19 days ago
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"good for nothing" is not a costume [shouted] & this isn't halloween
20 days ago
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a haunting of fruit flies
20 days ago
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honk if your limbs are more or less in the right order
20 days ago
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"good for nothing" is not a costume [shouted] & this isn't halloween
20 days ago
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[re: marriage] dumbo’s feather + wonder woman’s invisible jet
21 days ago
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an STD that causes an entirely new human being to grow in your belly
21 days ago
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when the only person left to prove something to is you
21 days ago
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sorry I said “I can tell you’re an intense person by the way you crop your photos” at the dinner table
22 days ago
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bro do you even discover major savings
23 days ago
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bro do you even exist
25 days ago
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an invisible rapper
26 days ago
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s/o to things that feel normal until you wonder what they are
26 days ago
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s/o to various totemic accretions in the rear window of youth’s dodge neon
26 days ago
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Matty
about 1 month ago
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stand up sadness
27 days ago
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honk if you miss what you thought things were
29 days ago
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s/o to the days, weeks, months where nothing has changed yet everything is harder to do
about 1 month ago
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honk if you have the wrong face
about 1 month ago
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honk if you have the wrong face
about 1 month ago
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honk if when god was handing out faces you were the last in line
about 1 month ago
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honk if god forbid you offend "big poetry"
about 1 month ago
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honk if not today god
about 1 month ago
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honk if the problem with ideas is the people having them
6 months ago
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SqueakyWheel1 🇨🇦🇺🇦📎🇲🇽🇺🇸
about 1 month ago
“So long as you promise to stick needles in my eyes…you’re the Doc for me.”
add a skeleton here at some point
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[to eye doctor] I've seen too much
about 1 month ago
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I Heart Noise
about 1 month ago
Jason Sebastian Russo (
@retsoor.bsky.social
) interviews Bill Whitten
farewelltransmission.net/tag/st-johnny/
loading . . .
St. Johnny Archives - Farewell Transmission
https://farewelltransmission.net/tag/st-johnny/
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[blowing it] it's all sneakers but the squeaking
about 1 month ago
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a drug that feels how musicians look w the sound muted
about 1 month ago
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a drug that allows you to love everything like a river after a storm
about 1 month ago
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[to priest] is the holy spirit the bernie sanders of heaven's two-party system
about 1 month ago
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Tom McAllister
about 1 month ago
If I were Maggie Nelson, I simply would have had a normal relationship with the color blue
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tamara
about 1 month ago
under them skies of blue it's
@retsoor.bsky.social
DAY happy 3-D printed day to the king of the Bluets
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KiwiRed
about 1 month ago
I mean...
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hair, yeah, a lot of people tell me that [tugs thatch] but I mistook your husband for statuary if it makes you feel any better
about 1 month ago
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honk if you’re close to the edge like bono
about 1 month ago
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you: am I crazy? doctor: not if you’re actually asking
about 1 month ago
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