sorry I accused your baby of prioritizing relativism over critical thinking & inadvertently slipping into nihilism

sorry I shot the crossbow you gave me for christmas

honk if you put your pants on like everyone else, w an insatiable ache that has been devouring your family for generations

a universe in which fir trees gather around a slowly dying human wrapped in colorful lights

ding a ling [muffled screams] hear them ring [sound of grinding machinery] soon it will be [black smoke rising from a factory] Christmas Day

you: if I adhere to this worldview everything will be fine everything but you: lol

stepping up to the plate w a broad sword

[in baby speak to your baby] the world is a mask for the truth

trebek: now contestant: what is the point at which we turn the ship of life back to shore

it was the times, it was the time of times

them: love your neighbor as yourself you: I think we can do a little better than that

ask your doctor if anything is right

a 4d printer that prints out pure love

s/o to problems that defy behavior

a 3d printer that bites your hand

a human hand in the recycling

sext: *drone shot of us arguing many years from now in a canoe*

sext: I can find my fav socks in the dark

sext: the smoldering office park down on industrial ave still has a honeybun in the last vending machine on the left

[last day as a fitness coach] find your where

[motions for you to lower your window] you’re happier than you feel

made love like a someone throwing a futon over a hedge

made love like someone trying to hurl a mini fridge into the sea

made love like a mime trying to resuscitate another mime

like a baby in a microwave like a drunk who cradles it anyway I have tried in my way to be

are you there margaret? it's you, margaret

your honor, my client’s well worn neuro pathways are bent on ruin

your honor my client thinks he’s dreaming

the real prison [pauses for 80 years] is this stupid body

your honor, my client will be entirely different molecules in 7 years

the amount of time you spend trying not to be sad vs. the amount of time you try to be happy vs. the amount of time

what do we want? time travel. When do we want it? doesn't matter

[patting your dog’s head] a worried man can’t love

every time you post a selfie you fade a little in the family portrait on your grandparent's fridge

[on family zoom] I have mental illness

a semester on the moon

[father christmas voice] moral codes are arbitrary

Duane "The Rock" Reade

nods* bsky.app/profile/milq...

them: what’s your sign you: stop

life hack: out smart your self

lost pallbearers fording a river

pallbearers who get lost and wander for days

them: follow your bliss your bliss: leave me alone

a bowl of cereal made with blood instead of milk a social media site specifically for sinning calling all fish “wandas” inverted rain a couch made out of beef jerky a restaurant that serves meals in your hat

every time you name your band "reel big fish" a generation flounders

[mentally ill] I’m an artist

sinking a 3 point shot w a cannonball into the mouth of a cannon

living mouth to mouth

pills shaped like emojis pizza topped with severed fingers & ears drunk matador clinking a glass on the pointy end of a bull's horn every earthly molecule rearranged jesus in jncos love in cold storage guitar tuner sensing anger smart water that refuses your mouth