Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

We have always been allies with Greenland and have always been at war with Iceland.

Jessica: The WSJ is reporting that there are incentives for ICE Agents because they need to meet that insane 3,000 people per day quota—they are getting rewarded even if they bring in people who then get released…

Just like the government shutting down a publisher because it disagrees with their viewpoints is a violation of freedom of speech, but not me boycotting Word on Fire because their Cult-of-Personality Bishop is the American Alois Hudal selling his soul for personal access to the Nazi regime.

"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans

Please keep a special intention in your prayers today.

Paul had epistles. Peter had a fishing net. Barron has a booking form

the median voter wants no taxes & no debt but still healthcare & pensions, they want clean energy, clean water, cheap beef, & cheap gas, & they want a bruising take-no-prisoners military that embraces lesbians & furries & single moms without threatening anyone's masculinity

*frantically googling* moral arc bent wrong how to fix wikihow diy moral arc fix moral arc technician near me

he's practically Punxsutawney Ted at this point: when he's flying out of the state for a warm climate getaway, we're due for a blast of wintry weather.

Just a reminder that the next two people in the line of succession are absolutely terrible and when we get to someone who’s not a psychopath that guy is 92 and regularly butt dials his tweets

completely unironically, this is how we'll know

Somehow Francisco Solano López has returned.

“Y’all didn’t give me the Nobel Peace Prize, so I’m going to threaten you” is… 100% what I had on my Trump in 2026 bingo card

This is all just so incredibly stupid.

He was a Communist, Elmo.

I think people should be honest with themselves that they would rather get more dopamine hits from bots than less dopamine hits from real people

I know we say this every time he speaks, but I don’t think it can be emphasized enough just how bad he sounds in this press conference and I don’t mean content. I mean he sounds like a man who is suffering from a lot of neurological problems. Rambling, speech blocking, no subject- verb agreeement

i think it is simply true that for all intents and purposes stephen miller is the president of the united states

Four attorneys told ABC News they have been denied access to their clients at the Whipple Federal Building in Minneapolis, where they are being held, which they say would violate 5th & 6th Amendment rights to due process & the right to consult with counsel. abcnews.go.com/US/lawyers-a...

“I love Hispanic. They are unbelievable entrepreneurial” Donald Trump and probably also Gob Bluth

Me right now yelling at the wall about what the US has done to the post World War II era and Pax Americana: You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! Damn you all to hell!

Can you ‘go live’ if you’re dead inside.

Fallen Danish troops in Afghanistan.

baptist service gets interrupted: i awake catholic schools gets harassed by ICE: i sleep

Me right now yelling at the wall about what the US has done to the post World War II era and Pax Americana: You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! Damn you all to hell!

“The truth always lies somewhere in the middle” has to be one of my least favorite phrases. Sometimes, one side is actually truthful and one side is actually malicious and lying!

They got suburban realtors talking like Patrick Henry, it's over

I think Ben Affleck is a much better actor than people give him credit for.

Protest is Bad, ICE is Good in Churches according to Bishop Robert Barron. "UPDATE: ICE deported Minnesota church employee, surveilled parish during Mass, mayor says" www.ewtnnews.com/world/us/min...

I am a practicing Christian but hear me when I say that I am sick to death of religion being used as an excuse to opt out of the normal rules of civilization.

The government interrupting your service because it doesn’t like you would be a violation of religious liberty. Private citizens protesting your pastor’s active role in an ongoing pogrom of state-sanctioned ethnic cleansing is not, in fact, any violation of religious liberty.

Bluesky doesn’t have the juice but it is the only app where someone is live posting a bus driver in what may or may not be a Speed scenario

If anybody has a good hot pot recipe, drop it in the chat. GoT a HoT pOt foR mY bIrThDaY

Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…

I just keep thinking of this clip in case anyone needs ideas

RW Christians: we’ll l see a boom when people see a religion that practices its tenets Also RW Christians: When we saw you hungry, we took away more of your food; When we saw you thirsty, we poisened your water; When we saw you as strangers, we imprisoned & shot at you.

Man, of all the days to post this…

Shocking: Pastor At The Slavery Church Is Racist

Barron needs to be deposed, defrocked and detained in a monastery for a life of penitence as a simple lay monk on bread and water

Barron has yet to say anything about ICE waiting outside place of worship to kidnap families, detaining Christian clergy who had correct documentation , and shooting a wife and a mother in the head. Surely Bishop Robert Barron and @bishoprobberbaron.bsky.social have merged into one.

one of the funniest things I've ever read is "DBH is a hundred times smarter than you, but writes like he's a thousand times smarter than you"

I firmly believe we must honor the legacy of Martin Luther King by throwing disruptive protestors into Birmingham Jail

On the subject of war, quite a large number of nations have subscribed to international agreements aimed at making military activity and its consequences less inhuman. Their stipulations deal with such matters as the treatment of wounded soldiers and prisoners. Agreements of this sort must be 1/3

ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.

Tomorrow is MLK Day. Maybe this Bishop should read King's "Letter from the Birmingham Jail," because this both-sidesing, false equivalence is exactly what King was calling out 60+ years ago. This is the "white moderate" cleric who is impeding justice by not taking a bold stance for the oppressed.