“A Catholic cannot continue to serve ICE without betraying the core values of our faith.”

You've known and loved post-punchline Hi and Lois, but are you ready for Dark Dennis the Menace? comicskingdom.com/dennis-the-m...

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When I was very young, our family lived across the street from the family of the UW-Madison ROTC Commander. One night, somebody pulled up and tossed a hand grenade through their bathroom window. Thankfully, it did not go off. I am afraid next time it will.

Not going to lie, I kind of love this. They're strippers with hearts of gold, each and every one of them.

There is something biblical about liars who will use the very cognitive dissonance their lies create to convince their marks that they are the only ones who can guide the little lambs through troubled times.

Along with Tropic of Cancer, one of the few truly great dirty books. (tip o' the pin to @moiradonegan.bsky.social)

all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do

Great conversation about what true strength looks like. I tried to get at some of the same points in my Epiphany sermon on the real contrast been Jesus and Herod: dandadad.com/what-the-mag...

“It’s like a hydra effect. They’ve planted seeds for a vine & now the vine’s taking off in all the directions it wants to go.” New story @inthesetimes.com & @hechingerreport.org on how the Independence Law Center spread anti-trans school policies across PA & how they continue to spread on their own.

[Me, trying to figure out how to microwave a burrito]: What the hell, these instructions make no sense [Puts glasses on]: Ah, helps if you're not reading Spanish

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Margaret Atwood knows.

I think John misspelled Trump's "depravity" otherwise all good

(do not encourage)

Adding, I wonder if she makes new hires snort and paw at the ground like the converts in "Rhinoceros"?

Life has no meaning, everybody drink

Welp, it's finally happened. The Rural Indexing Project just indexed a place I've been to.

What did the Magi know, and when did they know it? New from me: dandadad.com/what-the-mag...

He was saying “usually there’s a sound argument that US invasions are basically blood for oil. This one isn’t. It’s various warring factions within the admin bread and circuses as trumps brain falls out his ears”.

The person I know who follows energy news and used to work in foreign policy is of the opinion that this is bad for the oil companies on many levels and they will not be pleased.

Seems like I should have added a sarcasm tag to this one

A hidden problem with euphemisms such as this is that the current generation of young voters will grow up thinking it's normal for the U.S. to interfere with the sovereignty of Latin American nations, bullying them for fun and profit.

You say "accuses," I say "notes accurately."

Other common notes of praise for Mr. Trump include “I need medicine, [sir.]”

Speaking of this, I am in fact preaching tomorrow, and will be doing the sermon-draft-thread thing. If you have objections to scripture or having your timelines clogged up, you may want to mute me for a bit.

I'm telling you now, John Winger's invasion of Czechoslovakia was better planned than this operation in Venezuela.

I don't think you people understand the sacrifices Donald Trump is making for this nation. I mean, my God, he may have had to come in to work as early as 8:00 a.m. today.

You know who else came to power under dubious circumstances, relied on a foreign dictator to stay in power, was tremendously unpopular with his own nation, had several wives and many children just as awful as him, went on a building spree, loved brutality and wars and died of some unknown disease?

I hear the sound of 10,000 Epiphany sermons being hastily rewritten to sharpen the contrast between the Prince of Peace and the kings of this world.

It me over on the right

This may be an appropriate moment to remind everyone that Republicans, not Democrats control Congress and bear the responsibility for holding the executive accountable?

Here are some previous years’ posters:

This Tokyo subway poster warning passengers not to rush onto trains gets updated every year to match the Chinese zodiac. (This year it’s the year of the horse.)

God, post-punchline Hi & Lois can be *brutal*: comicskingdom.com/hi-and-lois/...

My father died of a Roundup-related cancer six years ago. Perhaps it makes no difference in the world, and the company has changed hands since he was exposed to it, but it is now and forever banned in my house.

Okay so my question is, who keeps asking for these exams? God knows his family's not around. Does Susie Wiles have medical power of attorney?

The whale's watching football again

[Extremely PBS Narrator Voice]: The framers thought American freedoms were being threatened by tyrants. What they didn't realize at the time was...they were tyrants.

Has the cunning Islamo-Communist who actually likes public transit and doesn't know to let a Cuomo run things killed us all yet or nah

Welcome to 2026, the year we finally remove the stain of Donald Trump from American politics. Or when the nation is taken over by intelligent apes. Things happen, you know?

But do the assisted living facility residents really get Bowie's "Heroes"?

well we have been saying 2025 can't end soon enough

THINGS THE KIDS COME TO READ ME FOR:

No man who uses the semicolon in a text should be considered eligible, for anything, ever.

unless your year-end review is "2025 went out for a pack of smokes and never came back" i don't want to hear it

Me after three days of celebrating the Nativity of the Lord Jesus with family and friends

It's like the Church of the Subgenius went into the distilling business

My family when I'm beating egg whites for æbleskiver

The incredibly corrupt, lawless, & unconstitutional nature of the entire DOGE enterprise requires Elon Musk and lots of other people to spend the rest of their lives in jail.