Today I learned “shortly after the Eagles blew a 21 point lead to Dallas” is not the best time to start watching Pluribus

humiliating myself and going full right wing to insinuate myself into the president's circle for the sole purpose of convincing him to bully a billionaire into funding a Nice Guys sequel

did not know before the broadcast that sean mcvay and chris shula were close in college. this is the most competent web of nepotism that’s ever existed

coughing baby vs. nuclear bomb

after the 2023 football season the three most accomplished football coaches (arguably) left or were left by their career defining jobs. now one of them has to work with pat mcafee and the other two went back for another bite at the apple just to get humiliated every single week

I TOLD YOU I TOLD ALL OF YOU

i'm fine if NFL overtime has a two-minute warning, but it's being incorrectly placed. the overtime period is 10 minutes, not 15. therefor the two-minute warning should come at 1:20, not 2:00. thank you.

SHEDEUR SANDERS WELCOME TO THE BROWNS HYDRA

Remember: kicking to go up 6 is a great way to give opponent better field position and lose by 1. Our model strongly agreed with Giants decision.

How did the Giants ever have Russ as QB1 or even QB2 at any point this year

The broadcasters agreeing that this is the worst half of football they've ever watched from a single football team is something

hey man the mighty mighty bosstones don't deserve that

I know that ain’t Jameis doing a spin move to break a tackle after a catch

-0.46 EPA per play from the QB without a turnover is insane

Olsen trying so hard not to just explicitly rip into McCarthy

LANDMAN v ROOFMAN (2026)

Calling a timeout to avoid a 12 men on the field penalty when you only had 11 on the field. Beautiful

Ridiculously funny how Kevin O’Connell’s QB history is like… Sam Darnold I am making you a Pro Bowler… Josh Dobbs you got here in Tuesday but whatever we can win this game… Carson Wentz, fine, I can work with that… JJ McCarthy I know we used a first rounder on you but you should not be in the NFL

We are one game away from one of the most hyper-specific predictions I’ve ever made coming 100% true

Incredible sequence with a fantastic tight-window throw on the dig to Jefferson and then three consecutive awful plays on screens

Wrestling

*happened

got bowl eligible off a fake field goal against an in-state rival coached by a guy with a fistful of Super Bowl rings, ahhhh that's the good shit right there

$70k just got obliterated lolll

@tapemachines.bsky.social “I think Edge thinks I hate him because he blocked me on Twitter one time, I think because I joined in the chorus that really did not enjoy that COVID Mania match he had with Orton.” hey me too!

alright Karina let’s make something beautiful

and three possessions

i feel like a bad person for looking at this notre dame box score but i can't stop

They used to make real soundtracks for a movie

My wife blasted Christmas music early to wake me up so she could tell me about the RFK love poems I am getting a divorce

this is Mike Norvell's 26th loss in ACC play Bobby Bowden had 27 over 18 seasons

Fuck yeah, “Train Dreams”. Fuck. Yeah.

“I have too much self respect and dignity” says woman who demanded Twitter remove a “misleading” label from medical information delivered by Dr Lyle Lysol, who is a profile picture of pornographic actor Johnny Sins in a wig

What? Why?

well this just wrecked me

There was a short time that Facebook ad targeting would let you get so granular that you could basically make ads show up for a specific person. And man if that were still possible I'd make sure this post is the only thing Eric and Junior saw for a week.

the funniest thing about all of this is that jd vance grovels like a worm to get even a quarter of this kind of public support from trump and he barely manages that

This one is too much and this one is too little

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@andynapier.bsky.social @reckner.bsky.social “you didn’t know about her WAP?”

no that’s pretty much it

During the 2019 LSU season I kept thinking “which of these people is actually a future superstar and which only looks like one because they’re playing alongside future NFL superstars” and it turns out all the players actually WERE superstars anyway this is a post about Joe Brady

josh allen

blind re-skeet

When you get a work email at 4:50 on a Friday

this dumb guy and a lot of other narratives aside, i feel like no one is talking about how this movie was put out by a company with essentially no distribution experience and it essentially was not marketed. i'm at the movies twice a week and literally have still not a seen the trailer for it.