it gives me no pleasure to report that the fill-in MLB play-by-play announcer who my dad taught in high school is really good

don't really want to go out but it would be much more beneficial to me to get out of the house and try to socialize. was waffling for a bit but then i saw lightning outside of the house and… no

flight to ibiza in four hours

that means my extension should be any minute now

i have a friend who went to high school with jeremy pena. i wonder what he thinks about the fact the astros are giving away a naruto-themed jeremy pena bobblehead

yeah fine i'll admit it

if sam burns wins i dare him to announce the birth of his recent child the way a soccer player does (putting the golf ball under his shirt)

I can think of one way he could've improved this lie

do any beautiful women with a high number of bluesky followers want to ruin my life

drew french talking to tyler wells reminds me of in little big league when billy goes out to talk to blackout gatling

yordan alvarez is still at the top of the "that motherfucker scares me" list. active players, all sports. i hate when my team is in a big spot and he's on the other side, even when it works

i feel like listening to the yunahon mixtape by oso oso but i have to wait until this game is over, i have to regain trust in the orioles

i can't use the spoonerism for his name but yeah wardo

Please, step into my office.

We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea

a lot of people in suburban LA treat each other like shit

rory's 75% american 25% irish accent makes me sad

hello everyone, happy SWBF to all who celebrate

might be the youngest person by 10 years at the show i'm going to tonight

siriusXM 1st wave just went depeche mode's "but not tonight" into split enz's "i got you" this is jake music

the greatest line delivery in the history of tiktok is will sennett in the bobby oppenheimer one saying "you're gonna do what with it?"

i'll be watching the sky sports feed of the open all weekend. just felt like it

they really had the *checks notes* savannah bananas do a *checks notes* musical performance at the ESPYs?

duke gasoline

that english guy yelling "how the fuck" is awesome

i understood that reference!

i still think about the story that caller told on bomani's show with the other side of the we are marshall game

counting crows. many people whose musical opinions align similarly to mine think august and everything after is the greatest album ever. i like a few songs on their later 90s albums and that's basically it

those honey mustard pretzel goldfish are fucking addicting

2018: Deschamps 2022: Desrunnersup 2026: Desconsolationfinalist (respectfully)

i would strike lindsey graham out on three pitches

welcome to the bathroom

entirely possible that me getting into the bats from hearing one of their songs on a jangle pop playlist is what's finally gonna get me into superchunk and by extension that whole chapel hill scene

fletnix

i'm an only child

my favorite line in brockmire is when brockmire calls raj a brown joe buck and raj says "no. joe buck is a white me"

Democrats feel more comfortable defending a genocidal war criminal who they see as a friend than trans kids who experience harassment, bullying, and trauma routinely as a side effect of their existence under a fascist regime.

let's go bradjective

i'd go to the american century championship only for the raspberry uncrustables

chicago white rochs @whitesox.bsky.social

orioles instagram posted me that's crazy

SAMMY BASES!!!

420 BLAZE IT

if you told me i'd meet cal ripken jr. and brendan yates in the same 12-month span i don't think i'd believe you

at da based ball game

imagining this is about jon rahm and spain