i want a coaching change if they don't make it to the national title game this year. i can't take this anymore

i mean how was i supposed to know my relationship would deteriorate quickly and we'd break up a few months after i got tickets to see my favorite band in her city. but now that show's approaching and it's too much of a drive to go alone and i don't want to waste 88 bucks so what do i do

i can deal with one inexcusable loss a season for GWH. it's just in the last few years there's been more than one

everyone who voted for the iraq war should never be allowed out of their house for the rest of their lives

PWHL captains BOS: keller C, müller/rattray A MIN: coyne C, pannek/stecklein A MTL: poulin C, ambrose/stacey A NY: zandee-hart C, bourbonnais/fillier A OTT: jenner C, clark/larocque A SEA: knight C, brown/carpenter A TOR: turnbull C, fast/munroe A VAN: bell C, nurse/thompson A

i'm taller than someone on the orioles 40-man roster. i can't remember the last time that was the case

randy johnson had more wins after turning 40 than before turning 30

CONGRATS, TEXANS!

josh allen

made a list of the number of players on PWHL opening day rosters by the final school they played at

this has always been my death cab take: with we have the facts and the photo album before it, and plans and narrow stairs after it, transatlanticism falls a little short for me in comparison

forget being good, i've actually never met anyone who started playing guitar for the first time past their mid-20s and actually stuck with it. i've read stories of a couple of blues musicians and one singer-songwriter i actually used to listen to, but finding inspiration for myself is difficult

buddy, i am a big fan of 2000s emo, i am inured to hearing terrible things about my favorite people

i actually like this a lot lol

NICE TRY NOGOALOV

tommy update

i think i found the most perfect pre-humidor coors game

blue chips is lowkey a top 10 most quotable sports movie of all time

whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight

That team was horrendous 😭😭😭

rhyming "sabres" with "febreze"

CHEERS, EAGLES

the month i turned 16 actually

CHEERS, BRONCOS!

the ravens did not put shedeur sanders in a position to succeed. they failed him today

Mark Andrews 35-yard rushing touchdown lol

MARK ANDREWS WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR

shedeur sanders does not appear to be good at football

why does charlie kolar look like that

maybe the coaching staff had a point in not wanting to play keaton mitchell

CHEERS, BUFFALO

CHEERS, JAGUARS!

National Holiday today

Your own Fur-sonal Jesus Someone to hear your prayers Who's also a bear

*taps mic* jance davin vance

ask your doctor if matthew schaefer is right for you

oh fuck i just got mentioned by name on the utah mammoth radio broadcast

gooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning vietnam!

JEAN-GABRIEL PAGEAU LOVES HIGH-TAX STATES

i think i've decided that when the cat distribution system chooses me if it is a male cat i will name him carl weathers

it's gonna be maye

cal raleigh didn't deserve to win because he's got the names of two locations of ACC schools

not old enough to remember the part of shaq's career where people made the arguments that he was the greatest center ever. so i'm comfortable in saying nikola jokić is the best offensive big man i've ever watched a live game of

i'm at least going to test out the tkachuks' podcast. sorry everyone

i don't miss living in the DMV very often but having extremely niche area-of-the-US themed restaurants is one thing i 100% took for granted

i always get paul schrader and paul shaffer confused

Again, abolition is the centrist position

"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible