stephen vogt told his outfielders "you lose or tie this series to alby and everybody gets DFAed on monday"

the kids haven't discovered times square yet and i think they should

Also overheard grocery shopping this morning: “ we just got back from church.” “Oh that’s nice, what were they talking about?” “ it was about Jesus today”

was thinking about going out and socializing tonight but apparently i fail at even getting off my duff

I appreciate that sengun is pronounced like Shen Yun. 5000 years of Turkish history

i'm a black cherry guy but learning that elliot easton of the cars likes dr. brown's cel-ray makes me love him even more

guardians broadcast doing cold rainy night in stoke-esque discourse

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

i really do love the mr. o'neill/ms. barch relationship. probably the only one in the show i like

watching the second daria movie tonight which means the series is over and i need to develop a new aspect of my personality but the bluesky handle will remain

beer. cold. whatever. go o's

i love how committed every local MLB announcer, regardless of tenure or where they're from, is to saying baldimore

real Gs move in silence like stephen vogt

i don't give a shit about baseball players being worth their draft position because it's the one sport where that's never a consideration but heston kjerstad was never a good enough prospect for people to be like "if not for the injuries he'd be something different"

a potential spouse taking my last name has never mattered to me for a single second

NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE BREAKS THEIR 35-YEAR NO-HITTER DROUGHT AGAINST THE BALTIMORE ORIOLES

The priority service line is reserved for people with disabilities, seniors, pregnant women, and anyone currently in possession of the Larry O'Brien Trophy

every baseball fan who watches over 100 of their team's games should be required to listen to at least one game a week on radio

you ever just dislike a star athlete on vibes and then they give you an actual reason to dislike them? jonathan toews and phil mickelson are the prime examples of that for me

year of the liberal golfer confirmed

it rules that rick nielsen still lives in rockford, illinois

does gasolina stil get every white person hyped or is it just me

it does not.

D4 brown mustard sauerkraut

i think it is perfectly legitimate to care about how much you pay in taxes. the problem is everyone who publicly talks about it as one of the most important issues to them is a weirdo

i didn't know we were still making tims. although i guess tawa isn't super young

european politics

i have a 240 area code because at the time it was newer and cooler than 301. imagine my surprise when i found out there's now a third area code in that area

feeling like the white mike trout

diamondbacks radio analyst tom candiotti never played for the orioles in real life but he did portray hoyt wilhelm in the 2001 baseball movie 61* so there is video of him wearing an orioles uniform

i'm friends with all the members of a band where the singer is a diamondbacks fan and the drummer likes the orioles. they are not local to either area

The Jeremiah Jackson Game™

does mr. splash bring the polar bear head everywhere he goes

lived his whole life either in eastern new england or suburban philly. can say he got it in a fight

jeremiah jackson hit one over walltimore and mountcastle blames it for altering his career. mindset levels here

i still love that someone with ben mcdonald's accent is allowed to call baseball games. unfortunately that has not extended to play-by-play anymore except for ben ingram in atlanta. used to be a lot of them. you'd never think brian anderson is from texas

the 80s power pop enjoyer has logged on

jewish dad, catholic mom. raised very jewish. this thing never came up in my life until i stopped being observant around ~17 and then was more passive-aggressive than anything. i no longer consider myself jewish even culturally, but that's for different reasons

hearing my wife has entered the transfer portal

i think when it comes down to it i'll probably only keep up with all four days of the three non-PGA majors but i'll watch any golf sunday that's on CBS or NBC

just heard coldplay's "yellow" on a daria episode and it blows my mind that the two had any overlap

If you win the Masters back to back you should get green pants

back to back masters champion youtu.be/fablzPZTJiw

marked safe from a LIV golfer winning the masters

why does jake knapp look like that

i don't think i'll ever permanently leave connecticut and i've seriously thought about changing my phone number to match that but the reason i haven't is because too many people already have the phone number i've had since i was 12

i have only 10 episodes + the second movie left in my daria binge. thought i'd pace myself better tbh