haha that is how HER hair is!

We’re just innocent men

FULL INTERVIEW: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1krH...

they got tomato cans in that stuff, too?

trying to watch Ahmed Johnson vs Shinobi and this idiot gets on the horn to read a poem about Roddy Piper having a fat cock

apparently nothing about John Cena retiring or TNA going to AMC 🙄

brother's trying to get some gear

God Tottenham are terrible

"Incredibly Hot, Currently Cares About His Career" is a great character for Andrade

this shit rocks. Hondo teaches a kid to swim and it's one of the pure funniest little scenes ever. 83 minutes of Duke being Duke, no time to luxuriate, like COMMANDO decades later for Arnold. not either man's absolute best but in some ways the purest expression of their raw on-screen personality.

hearing a big idea shit the bedhausen

the thing I think of first when remembering being at the first ROH show in Chicago (Ridge) was Punk on the mic talking about Chicago wrestling history, mentions SummerSlam '94 and this dude shouts, "That's where Tatanka sold out!"

this guy lives inside his own ass and is dismayed by the state of something or other every time he pokes his head back out

How's Lash doing? I don't want to watch to find out for myself but I was really high on the improvements she'd been making, like it just started fully clicking when she got some good main roster reps in tags, thought she was starting to kill it before I dropped out

The Rascalz make a big mark on Collision and in Mile High Madness on Dynamite, plus the Scott Norton vs Ice Train of today, Thunder Rosa's return, and more from the last two AEW shows!

thinkin about thos pencils

"The Bar, but women" is a good idea

Kevin Knight's got something, man. He’s way more than I thought he was when I saw him during his stint in NJPW. When AEW signed him it seemed like the average "add a talented guy to the midcard" deal, which is fine! But there's a lot more there. Could wind up one of their absolute best pickups.

"Marina, why do you slap my husband before his matches?" "Well. It's not NOT sexual." "....well alright."

Decent chance after all is said and done, people will look back and think he was right. not the worst thing to go into a show with lowered expectations, way less room to be disappointed. Of course WrestleMania is supposed to be high expectations and able to deliver, but that's not my problem

Brian Pillman shows up in ECW, Hulk Hogan's big secret weapon is a new name for Brutus Beefcake, Ring Master shaves his head, Shawn Michaels faces Shinobi, Ice Train and Scott Norton can't beat each other, and more!

Brian Pillman shows up in ECW, Hulk Hogan's big secret weapon is a new name for Brutus Beefcake, Ring Master shaves his head, Shawn Michaels faces Shinobi, Ice Train and Scott Norton can't beat each other, and more!

these big boys love to roughhouse

LIFE Magazine found out there was actually a "school" for pro wrestling and named the first actual school they could think of

Konnan's early 96 WCW work is great fun because you never know what he's gonna try to do that winds up looking like fried ass in large part, being fair, because the people he's wrestling do not really understand anything he wants to do

my favorite WCW Hotline commercial

there was like an entire seven or eight years where whenever the WWF booked a random Japanese or "Japanese" guy they just gave them the Orient Express theme

doing my footnotes research on a 1996 Hunter Hearst Helmsley Valet and have learned that one of them, a former Miss New Hampshire, later starred in such films as HO'DOWN LICKDOWN and JANINE'S PUSSY BINGE

I'm also currently on The Road to WrestleMania, it's just that it's WrestleMania XII

Diana's line reading made me immediately think of, "When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet. Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting."

my man spun the wrong way

Paul Heyman out here talking about "it is only through my recent incredible work that I truly realize my own great ability! i have only just begun, BITCHES!" everyone over there has been sniffing their own farts so long that they think it's the only smell in the world

they didn't shut up about washed-up Burt Reynolds and his hilarious wig attending WrestleMania for MONTHS

WWE's Great Storytelling basically amounts to a bunch of people grinning confidently and tacking another hour onto The Return of the King

Gathering evidence for my dossier to present to the Cagematch overlords to prove that the early 96 WCW B/C-shows were taped at Universal, not Disney-MGM

I'd like to thank society at large for being such maniac degenerates that my appetite for gambling has been pretty much destroyed. saving some money on that.