I think what I'll remember most about Jazmyn Nyx is her incredible lack of charisma on screen. Unbelievable non-presence.

yeah, pretty much.

The fan on whom the decades of WWE propaganda worked as designed is easy to spot by lack of curiosity and immediate anger. Someone saying, "Mistico is wrestler of the year" does not spur them to think, "really? what should I see?" or anything of the sort. just immediate tantrum to defend Cody Rhodes

thinking about werner herzog saying "labubu" in a sentence

would like to withdraw prior doubts. the Lions are contenders and Dan Campbell's a genius

Same. "Did you know in the first Survivor Series there was a heel team where King Kong Bundy wasn't even the second biggest guy? Wow your friends with that trivia at dinner parties. Okay, well, bye."

almost everything. like most people. i know some stuff about roughly four things. like most people.

today's quick theater thoughts A BIG BOLD BEAUTIFUL JOURNEY: kinda fucken hated this TOY STORY 30TH ANNIVERSARY: howdy howdy howdy

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Day #121: Micro Machines (1989)

WILD GUNMAN

probably because they always take a shit on themselves in the playoffs

we used to be a proper country

double feature or nothing 😎

this time it's entirely unpersonal and it matters less than ever

holy shit, just saw the Indiana-Illinois score

yeah that's the energy i usually get from wwe on-screen moments involving the undertaker and stephanie mcmahon. how genuine it all is.

lmao hell yeah

two weeks in a row I've watched Purdue lose and while their talent level is, y'know, Not Good, those kids are busting ass out there doing their best to compete. coaches are getting the effort from them.

with WWE in particular, 20+ years of mistakes have whittled the audience down to largely its diehards. some new come in, some people quit. business wise they have done an excellent job maximizing the profit margins or whatever the fuck for the relatively small audience they have available.

have banged on for years that the idea of lapsed or unreached viewer coming around, due to whatever deal they do that is SUPER GAME CHANGING, is fantasy. WWE is a known product. there are a couple million US people with any interest in watching regularly and they do with small ups and downs.

"Jurassic Express" but they're B̴̼͙͙͙̽́͒͊̌͛̌͌A̴̡̨̹̲̟̟̬̪̟͊̽́͐̔̈̈̈́͛̚̚͘Ḑ̷͖̻͇̝̱̳̰̥̟͎̫͎͐̈́̽̾͒̈́́̎̉̍̓̏͜͝͝ ̶̛̛̙͓̻̫̤͔͉̯̘͍̙̼̈́̅̄Ṋ̸̛̺͈̘̱̰̝͙̩̮̻̉͐̏̏́̄͒̓͜Ǒ̸͉͎̦̾̅͐͠W̷̙̠̻̫̺̫̄̿̋̒̍̓̇̀̚͜

my god brother it's just wisconsin football. it's not even, like, michigan or georgia or notre dame football or anything important like those

people are saying "Bryce Underwood"

ugh bring back the rizzler

god the 50 year olds and their popcorn gifs are just everywhere on "threads"

i went to a hibachi place the other night and the chef was singing "get up, scallop / scallop for your rights" and obviously i will be singing that at random for the remainder of my life

checking top right on the multiview

man Clemson stinks out loud

trying to watch real sports featuring big kids and i have to look at ads for "wrestlepalooza" starring "john cena" because too many people stopped aggressively making fun of wrestling and instead passively accepted "ah it's just a show" and espn feels comfortable with this

people are saying Tony Khan does not care about American farmers and in fact entirely left the country to avoid having to explain this to them! sad!

today the big man is back

I will never stop calling it Juggalo Championshit Wrestling. in this house we respect the tradition of this sport.

saw a video of "the treehouse" from tna. think that's the last i'll ever check out from tna.

that's what Goldust gets for being made of gold

The Kansas City Times Wed, Jun 14, 1950 Sailor Fred Blassie v Killer Karl Davis in a "Sea of Mud" match

well, while several Rick & Morty geniuses will argue with me each time, the fact is that Kyle Fletcher is called the ProtoStar because he is the Prototype of a Star

honestly i didn't have any idea but i went to a small and bad school where teachers barely retained any enthusiasm to wear a clean shirt let alone tell random children their politics. mr. huitt did have us watch GLORY (1989) one time & i think he fell asleep during one sesh. good movie.

#COYS #COYS #COYS

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This will happen more, Triple H likes the perception that people are leaving AEW for WWE because it makes him look good but he knew that Andrade was on steroids and is a pain in the ass when he signed him. He was never gonna use him for anything other than proof that people like him more than Tony

can't believe Andrade did drugs just to get out of having to wrestle Dexter Lumis for three months

and the Chicago Bears. if they're not careful they will NOT be winning the Super Bowl.