evening movie:

can we not with this AI bullshit?

I’ve seen this guy’s movies. Hard to believe AI could make them worse.

lol of course he did

losing my goddamn mind watching Pop Culture Jeopardy and seeing the same "doctor/standup comic" miss 6 consecutive insanely easy movie questions. how do these losers even get on the show?

It is crazy to say this about the Argentinean team. They're not babies. They might be soft like babies. They might cry like babies. They might even throw little tantrums if they don't get their way. But they're full-ass adults. And their coach should talk to them, actually.

Dying at @theguardian.com caption

very gratifying to see someone finally take the trash out

👑👑👑

CHIMNEY

Same vibe

Brilliant header by Williams to set that up

SUCK ON THAT

Every Argentina guy in every context:

Nothing close to a foul there

One last absolute chimney for the road

cruise (maintaining intense eye contact and leaning forward to perform active listening): cookies? that’s fantastic, wow

Bieber bringing that “crashed out on opiates” energy

Oh nice, Olivia Wilde’s ex-husband

Electric Mayhem!!!

have been watching playoff sports for four months straight lmao 😵‍💫

Odysseus going to Troy.

tired: losing in round 1 wired: losing in round 1 :with attitude:

“ I would vote for this guy if he randomly became a Republican piece of shit.” - a Republican piece of shit

An all time touch grass heat check and people addicted to dumbass social algorithms will prob learn nothing

What exactly is Oklahoma bringing to the table?

Shoot this entire stupid fucking organization into the sun already so I never have to hear about them again

Just got out of ‘The Odyssey’. Gotta be the most anti-step dad movie I’ve ever seen.

This doesn’t really count, but there’s a great @whatatimepod.bsky.social bit about being a Gotham socialite at Bruce Wayne’s manor party and having to meet Ra's al Ghul

Man Who Bought 'Odyssey’ Ticket Year Ahead Correctly Assumed He Wouldn’t Have Anything Going On

odd mix, but all good!

DHS says. Also this is from a draft. Politico is going for gasps

This is a good definition of what conservatism actually is: whining about merely being told that your selfishness is harmful to *yourself*

LeBron James, badly at risk of being forgotten if he doesn’t join the loser team that never does anything in the playoffs

Chinatown, both a masterpiece in its own right and a movie that correctly identifies power in California as built on a foundation of water profiteering and sexual assault

Just watched OG Anunoby give a speech at an awards show. What a world.

wife and i watched the first two episodes of 'The Bear' final season weeks ago and then never thought or talked about it again. doubt we finish. unreal how abruptly that show just lost its mojo after two really fantastic seasons.

I DONT HAVE TO HEAR FUCKING WONDERWALL

Nobody has ever kept getting away with it quite like these guys. Fucking unreal.

They’ve had almost an entire fucking year. Silver is lucky that Manfred is actively trying to kill his sport, because otherwise he would have the worst commissioner title on lockdown.

Me finishing my months-long project of watching every episode of Taskmaster: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me not having any more Taskmaster to watch: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

The Simpsons was about a churchgoing, union, non-college educated man, his homemaker wife and their three kids.

Hachi machi