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New jam www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0gk...

Listening to my most anticipated record of the year tomorrow morning on a train to Florence then seeing most anticipated movie of the year later that night. Living right.

Peter McCarty

Can't even get a late night talk show canceled. It's a wannabe dictatorship, emphasis on wannabe.

it’s kind of reassuring that the media establishment’s efforts haven’t been able to stop this

the best art makes you uncomfortable in ways you cannot fully grasp

Never a great sign when you have to lead with Bialik

I can't stop thinking about the Riyadh Comedy Festival. A Saudi prince watching Whitney Cummings and being like, "That is what dating on the apps is like. She nailed it"

Starting a thread of things done, seen and eaten in Italy:

Gotta do it

Having literally just watched them all again over the past week, I think I settled on (caveat that I love them all dearly): The Master Phantom Thread There Will Be Blood Punch Drunk Love Boogie Nights Inherent Vice Licorice Pizza Magnolia Hard Eight

Boarding a flight to Italy right now. If this thing goes down over the Atlantic, the Mets better make the playoffs in my honor.

Just realized that I had never actually heard Dave Portnoy’s voice before. It fucking sucks.

But also, it’s illegal to point out any irony about this

:respectfully: Hachi machi

New India Donaldson film incoming www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Well there was a Buzz Lightyear movie that implied lesbians existed so now I hope you understand

all that bullshit about finding a soft place in the schedule for Dart to get in, only for him to have to start against maybe the best defense in the league because Russ was just that shitty.

RIP Russel Wilson Giants Era September 2025 - September 2025

KOC gonna rest him until the offseason, just to be in the safe side

You all should’ve been boycotting this shit for years before the Kimmel thing because it’s all so fucking embarrassing and low grade

Wazzzzaaaaaaa

i don't think either of these defenses is bad. these offenses just have insanely high ceilings and they are both CLICKING.

Republican Sunday: YOU HAVE AWAKENED A DRAGON OF WHITE RAGE WE WILL SWIM IN THE BLOOD OF OUR TERRORIST ENEMIES AS THEIR CHILDREN WORK OUR SLAVE CANPS Republican Monday: we’re sweet widdle puddy tats what never hurted a fly and the mean man’s post fwightened us so bad we cwosed up our widdle eyes

this is great anyway, but gets bonus points since it literally happened on September 21st

your team should get 3 bonus points if you go an entire goal line series and prevent Lamar and Henry from scoring

Holy shit the cops thought the 2024 mass shooting referenced in the last image was a shooting dude was threatening to commit, you do not picture cops being stupid enough

closing out a career of "oh brother, this guy stinks" moves by retiring so close to the season that the school has no choice but to internally promote your son whose only job has been as your assistant. you've gotta respect it (jk you don't have to respect it)

No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days https://theonion.com/no-one-on-pat-mcafee-show-notices-a-j-hawk-dead-for-last-3-days/

I love what Russell Wilson is doing out there. The results aren't there yet, admittedly, but the process—sprinting in place for four seconds and then throwing the ball off the goal post at 107mph—is sound. Stay the course. This is for sure going to work.

Daboll doing the math to see how many more field goals he'll need to get back in this thing

this is a truly insane way to do this i do not recall another team doing this with their rookie first-round QB

Let Russ run read option despite giving Dart all the option looks then kicking it with an injured kicker is the most "PLEASE FIRE ME" sign I've ever seen

would it kill one of these KC defenders to drive Russ into the turd head first a couple times?

send Russ to Abu Dhabi like he's fucking Nermal

There are going to be so many deli breakfast sandwiches named after Cam Skattebo

Carrie Underwood sucks so bad

credit where it's due, this is really funny!

the fact that Eberflus is the one coaching this sorry ass Dallas D makes this a lot funnier today

sometimes you see something so evangelical that it takes your breath away

literally the most "AFC South in September" shit i've ever seen

I saw them do this to a fake Margaret Cho at Bonnaroo 15 years ago and no one cared

If Nate loses a couple more bets on the ponies, he won’t have the thumbs to tweet anyway. Seems like a waste of time.

Let’s gooooooo

add "tech" to the list of US industries that is about to be on death's door for no reason whatsoever

folks, it simply does not get any better

Hell yea, brother