Harbaugh *should* pull a Coen to get Schoen fired.

Me every Friday evening

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Just finished my first week at a new job and was so busy I somehow missed the announcement of a new Mitski album? I am fully slipping in my old age.

worst film of 2027 incoming

Holy Jesus this guy eats like Jabba The Hutt can you imagine him at like Carbone covered in red gravy dumping an entire antipasta plate into his gullet after he unhinges his jaw

We know. Unfortunately the pundit class didn’t give a shit when saying stuff like this might have actually mattered.

not watching baseball anymore will leave me with more time for movies in the summer, which is nice

Unserious sport. They’re talking about no season in 2027. Might as well cancel all the other ones too.

????

Democrats are fascist

Thanks to seeing Child's Play way too young I used to be afraid my stuffed animals would come to life and kill me, and now I have two cats who frequently try to kill me and look like stuffed animals and I couldn't be more delighted.

there IS in fact a point where “wokeness” starts to look a lot like racism, and fractional assessments of racial makeup get you there

People don't want to accept that the primary reason that we have Trump today is that the previous administration completely failed. It should have never gotten to the point where it was in the so-called hands of the voters. It was already too late by then.

Typical Phillies fans

Rats

The LeBron James of divorced women. No one is doing it like her.

If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻‍🍳 💋

What the fuck is Houston doing?

Demeco, you gotta use that timeout

cool play, guys

now i wanna hear Troy Aikman's thoughts on the Dead and Bob Weir

as much as i hate Rodgers and the Steelers, i'm a little glad they made the dance. i did not want that shithead Lions fan to have the satisfaction of ending DK's season.

going as the emoji sheriff for halloween

Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of

[Video transcript:] Person angrily yelling: “–fucking computers bullshit. It’s fucking sick! It’s not cool anymore! It’s not fun! It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer! They changed everything about it! It used to be so coooool!”

Snoop Dogg presenting a Best Podcast award... we're reaching new lows

no more TV awards. same 5 people winning every single award giving the same speech for like 9 months.

Saquon Barkley walks off into the sunset with his close personal friend, Donald Trump

trophy winner!

we are Teyana Taylor respecters in this house!

oh god, Zaslav at the One Battle table was an insane jump scare

crushing blow for longtime Eagles superfan, @razzball.bsky.social

LMMAAAAOOOOOO EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING LOSERS

lord, i don't ask for much...

yea that feels right

Jalen Hurts absolutely loves to have 98 yards passing halfway through the 3rd quarter

Brock Purdy has nonrefundable vacation plans

This is awful. I fucking hate the Eagles, but I’ve been watching this vid for years and it makes me laugh literally every single time. Hope they’re able to raise what they need.

another week of watching these loser ass Bills on CBS... i won't forgive you, Jacksonville

Romo is legit slurring his words... CBS standards fell long before Bari showed up

what happens when that Melania movie makes exactly zero dollars at the box office? does Brett Ratner get executed by ICE?

liberals are impossible to satirize

man i'd love to see a drone bomb hit the truck Terry Crews is in during one of these shitty Dodge commercials

it's not just that he's a stupid asshole who makes unpleasant noises all the time. his voice now sounds like muffled garbage. seems to genuinely struggle to get words out.

dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂