This may be a fundamentally new kind of sin blending blasphemy, idolatry, divination, and simony, among others. Those who are not horrified at this may be entirely lacking in authentic religious awareness and feeling.

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

My tribute to the Artemis 2 crew in the style of Jack Kirby

When a person loses 1 sense the others are heightened. That's why people who have no sense of humor have an amazing sense of self-importance.

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Phenomenal selection of results for Saints today

By the time you finish reading this you will have lost the game

wow it really is shrinking, he's already taller than all their buildings

They spent a decade complaining about safe spaces and then made a robot to give you compliments and tell you your mp3 of farting noises is Brian Eno

There's a joke about political alliances to be made here, but I don't have the energy

Happy "Spurs in the drop zone" day to all those who celebrate

A YouTube video called "perfect poached eggs every time - elite level hack" but it's just me going to a restaurant and ordering the poached eggs

Just because I was on the deep magic writing committee doesn't mean I attended all the meetings. Most of them were just housekeeping exercises and arguments about terminology

wow who could their source for this story about how handsome and clever JD Vance is be

"Al why aren't I leaping?" "Hi! Leaping is activity that involves jumping. If you're not leaping it could be because your year is a multiple of 5. You could try pressing the button on your controller that you've mapped to jump!" "No. Al. AL!' "AL is an abbreviation for aluminium!" "Oh boy"

Delighted to announce that, after two months of me punching him in the face, the postman has agreed to start delivering my mail again (he had previously unfairly boycotted my door after I started punching him in the face for no reason). All I have had to do in return is stop punching him in the face

Went to see Romeo & Juliet at the Harold Pinter theatre yesterday and I would like to give credit to this astounding bit of merch:

There is no McTry.

Just clocking in for another day at the For Fuck’s Sake Factory x

Hi guys I just want to make it clear, for no particular reason, that I never met King Ghidorah

Have we even tried asking Mothra to help solve the war?

watch this motherfuckers (i slide a massive chunk of my economic and military hegemony out from me and fall flat on my ass, it's not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

American diplomacy, 2026

Maybe as a child an evil fairy cursed me to each day read the dumbest fucking thing I've ever read in my life.

There'll be no apocalypse then. I'll tell the children.

Wild how Will Still struggled to get two goals in the same game out of largely the same group of players

On the plus side, the EMP from a nuke would kill their phone, rendering them unable to post about it

Ask me about my "Southampton might actually be good" agenda

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

Don’t recall the crucifixion being this lighthearted

The reason Moby Dick is the most American novel ever written is because it is about a violent white man enacting a confusing revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil.

It’s a really special parasocial relationship when there’s someone you’ve followed for years without a follow back. like yessss that’s my friend that doesn’t know me and doesn’t want to

Rewatching Godzilla (2014) and, while I always admired Alien's refusal to show the Alien until an hour in, I don't think they needed to do that here.

LLMs never beating the "internet's version of asbestos" allegations

Absolutely incredible Nutella ad.

Hi! I see you're trying to Reference A Thing! Would you like me to: - Take your words at face value - Tell you that you should have referenced something else instead - Make the same joke back to you - Explain your reference back to you - Yell at you for something I've made up - Block you for it

Presumably one of you has already photoshopped Cow Tools onto the pictures of the farside of the moon

40 days after the angle aired, Jesus was released from his contract and wished well in his future endeavours, with the report that "creative have nothing for you"

Seems like Bluesky is trying a new feature where you can't post or read posts, and I have to say I'm liking this experience a lot more!

lmao this one is incredible. “Head of product at X condemns quote-tweeting” my brother in Jira you’re the shift manager at the quote tweet factory

Yes it's the UK. Next question.

My dream is that, one day, science will come together to create an Easter Egg that lasts more than one serving.

Sheffield Wednesday beating Leicester? They couldn't could they? They couldn't actually finish the season with actual points on the board? G'wan the Owls.

Paradoxically, this is also why it's so hostile to bad posters & shitlibs. It's like wandering into a bar where *every single patron* is a grizzled old ronin who has forsworn the blade, but will cut you down without hesitation if provoked