Fond memories of working at NTL, woman rang up screaming at me. Her husband in background shouts at her, “don’t talk to them like that. They’re on fuck all” Then he takes phone off her, and gives me a line which I have used myself since “Do you have a manager you dislike intensely I can speak to?”

Apologies to all the new followers I've picked up from a Hit Post bitching about AI. Mostly I just... wait. Hang on. No that... that's largely accurate these days, isn't it? Sigh.

That "mute thread" option is good innit

Who wants to see an incredibly pure little interaction?👇

It's been 37 years....

new Evangelion content means new Evangelion memes

We got the star of the film "sometimes I involuntarily yell inappropriate things" up on stage in front of an audience. What happened next will shock you.

It never ceases to confound me just how many folks think the point of essays is to provide teachers with essays. That teachers just like, collect them, or need them for sustenance or something. Rather than the point of them being the *actual fucking act of learning how to think about shit*

Could see myself having a nightmare about waking up here and wondering if I'm dead

The Arsenal fans I work with are going to be unbearable tomorrow The Spurs fans I work with are going to be unbearable tomorrow Standard Monday to be fair

Drury: Kolo Muani Referee waves it off Neville: [mumbles to the effect that it's been ruled out] Drury: Two each!

If they hooked up an LLM to say players names when they touch the ball and occasionally parrot pre-prepared phrases, then replaced Peter Drury with it, how long do you think it would take you to notice?

these days they'll put a swastika on your door, just for supporting the nazis

I'd love to have lived in one of those periods of history where nothing happened. Just a solid 80 years of vibing *earpiece crackles* Really? Fuck.

It's funny that JD Vance keeps bragging to people how Catholic he is and *multiple* popes keep telling him to shut the fuck up and fuck off

losing my fucking mind. the drop ceiling tile in this hotel room is /a drop ceiling tile texture printed on cardboard/

Ice dance and professional wrestling are the same sport, I will not be taking any questions

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

Wow that franchise took a dark turn

When a denominator gets a job among decimals, that's because of affirmative fraction

People who say "3/4ths" do you also say "1/2nd"? Asking for a friend

Genuinely, is it fair to keep bullying this guy? He clearly has a mental or physical disorder that makes him impossible to like. Maybe it’s not his fault he’s a huge piece of shit every day. Maybe he can’t help but be abhorrently offputting and fuck up everything he touches. Maybe he has anxiety

Accidentally looked at some replies on Insta earlier today, it might take a full week to get enough outside time to recover

This Juventus kit is... criminal

Those thin blu-ray cases that are halfway between regular ones and slimline? They should have their own name, so you know what you're getting when you order it.

I’d go one further and if we need to have one then the king should also always be an elephant

I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.

Just realised that, in thousands of years time, after The Event, future generations are going to be fascinated by QR Codes. Tiny little squares with infinite combinations of black and white dots and lines. What will they think they are?

Just listen to what Andrew’s nickname was amongst royal protection officers.

Dude really told his own fanbase to shut their mouths and know their role?

Why isn’t the right excited about technology?

"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology" No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.

The Supreme Court:

Disney dropped the Toy Story 5 trailer? Yesterday? Talk about burying bad news

[sitting on one of the biggest piles of cash ever seen to man] sorry lads, unless you give us another £3 we've got no choice but to put eight unskippable ad breaks in this episode of Fallout

Hello and welcome to Bluesky, here is your copy of Neon Genesis Evangelion and a season pass to AEW Dynamite for some reason. Please try not to post things I don't understand.

The machines have learnt "turn it off and on again"

"Youth hosteling with Jeffrey Epstein."

I notice he doesn't specify proof of *American* citizenship

We're outlawing postal voting except in cases where you need a postal vote

Family resemblance.

"Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore."

Not a Pot Noodle is it though? Just a Noodle? Absolute bullshit

When did Telegraph features start sounding like replies on Bluesky

"They got him for giving away state secrets" is a bizarro "Al Capone on tax evasion" for a new generation

the main reason to go after the rich is that if you don’t the entire structure of your society is predicated on the whims of people who are entirely disconnected from ordinary life billionaires are simply too dangerous to exist, and any budgetary stuff that comes out of it is just a bonus

New Bingo call just dropped "Sat in the nick ... Sixty Six"