Elbows down.

New rule for 2026: Whales is fish now.

Dune 3: Spice World 2 (2027)

real life hockey sounds just as steamy as heated rivalry

Silverchair is a Pokemon that evolves from Hanson and into Nirvana

Maleness is literally parasitic in all animals that sexually reproduce

This is my pledge to you; If I ever become a TV or movie director *THERE WILL BE COCK*. Floppy cocks, stiff throbbing cocks, I'm gonna normalize dick on screen because it's fucking ridiculous that you never see penises on film, ever.

The way I raised my fist in the air for 8 frames of dick pic in Heated Rivalry

It’s fine if she really did kill him tbh. If your work is good enough you can get the pass on all sorts of bad behavior

That's actually the Bloods' gang sign

Just heard about titties this is incredible news

"Actually, I think I'll have the salad"

5 Perfect Movies * Design For Living * Orlando * Crash (the real one) * Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle * The Thin Man

On a brief layover in Ottawa and a stranger waves at me and says "Oh! You're the tarot master!"

This was His doing

Benoit Blanc's American cousin, Ben "Waahgh" Blonk

Happy Birthday, Dick Wolf. brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...

His Grinch Friday

There. I've watched a Christmas movie. #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday

a lotta yall still dont get it. ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape

a lotta yall still dont get it. ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape

@horsedisc.bsky.social's alt

Me: "Fred Astaire is an incredible dancer in Singing In The Rain" This guy: "FALSE. Did you know that isn't even his personal umbrella? MGM props department were the true heroes"

I'm not expecting to enjoy Nolan's The Odyssey, in part because it won't deliver on the Hail Caesar! energy these preview photos are giving.

if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

This was the problem with Frankenstein (2025). It spent half its runtime explaining how a man would come to meddle with forces best left alone and I'm like "I believe that any man may meddle with forces best left alone, you don't need to spell it out for me, just show me the creature!

Watching porn all day (I am a 31st century Archeologist studying the architectural culture of 20th-21st century California)

I see Wendy Carlos. I post Wendy Carlos.

I’ve worked in public libraries for 20 years, today was the first time we’ve had to tell someone they couldn’t bring their chainsaw in the library.

Like real-life @brandonbird.bsky.social painting

First song at Nubrew karaoke: Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat - Joseph's Coat youtu.be/xp4Fym1KImY?...

If you are mostly memorializing Nazis, then "thematic content that conveys the broader commemorative and educational intent of the Memorial" is mostly Nazi propaganda anyway. Crush it to rubble.

I'm begging for anarchists to add an ounce of psychic warfare to their politics.

One Danish historian of science in the rear "-135.90375 degrees Rømer! ..oh"

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

(derogatory)

the.0.4 seconds of 80s Spike in the opening credits of Buffy Season 6 Repost if you agree.

Sometimes Talmudic commentary feels so repetitive. Like if they were looking at the line “she got a big booty so I call her big booty” the commentary would be like “2 Chainz is referring to her this way due to her appearance, she is not actually named ‘Big Booty’”

so I can't eat a polar bear's liver but they're perfectly happy to eat mine? okay hypocrite

Running crafts in the library means catching up on the tween drama * Who French kissed whom * Whose "girlfriend in Ottawa" is imaginary * who's keeping snap streaks going, and what it means when someone breaks it

Wow, I can't believe the guy who wrote dialogue for Revenge Of The Sith has passed. May the force be with him 😭 always

What actor would you watch in anything, no matter what ?

Me when you ask me to go to the mall with u

Today's generation has grown weak, due to woke. They could never enjoy the REAL chip flavours of 70s Canada PLAIN ORANGE CHERRY GRAPE

Song one at #Nubrew Karaoke: Cab Calloway - Minnie The Moocher youtu.be/WtSLYrTKrEw?...

Mayor Pete comes out strong against the Second Amendment.

Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art

i'm so jealous of the villains in scooby doo like getting tied up by a bisexual polycule i need that