Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title: John Carpenter's Hotel Transylvania

I would love to hear devastating testimony from survivors of the food service industry too. How did it harm you, who abused you, how did you get out?

Ah yes, the master's tools - just what we need to get out of this mess

The Yankees fans just had to boo Guerrero Jr and did you see the smile on his face? That just lost the Yankees the series, right there.

Me when you ask me to go to the mall with u

Somewhere there's a sharp eyed MAGA goon who noticed the "Policia" on the uniforms, but thought it's proof that Mexicans are stealing policing jobs in Portland

A pint glass of whole milk. Now, in my native Canadian tongue; A 473.176 millilitre glass of homo milk

Scratch a Bluesky and an X Dot Com bleeds.

actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

Liberals love the tools of fascism; that's why they'll never defeat fascism.

i don't think it matters if the management and development team has fun using the social media app they run

honey I put up with Lowtax for like twenty full years, I'm not gonna leave a website that's actually good just because you got kicked in the head by a horse

crazy to think a userbase of 38 year old goons and trans puppygirl shitposters is gonna blink first

putting acid on my waffles and experiencing eggo death

Cringle McDinglehopper raises the question of who will be the first to win an Oscar for best Gnome in a leading role

It takes about two days to not get annoyed at filling in the descriptions, then it becomes a fun part of poasting, I promise

folks, I really need to plug this incredible discovery I've found called Halloween Shindig. I've been scrounging around here for a few days and it's all gold. The podcast is good! the content is astonishing! this is classic internet. There are SO MANY SPOOKY SONGS. halloweenshindig.com

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More like Good Jane, all

Me to The Knife Man as he stabs me repeatedly with his Knife. "The law is very clear on this. A knife can cut many things, inanimate things... But in no event does a knife give the legal ability for - particularly for a serial killer - to just go stabbing a bunch of people"

Let's Go, (Conditionally) Yankees, Let's Go 👏👏👏

October is the best month of the year and the best ppl are born this month. This is science.

On its birthday, share one image from your favourite #TNG episode

The most important thing I've learned in first aid training so far is that if someone is unconscious and not breathing, then doing WHATEVER YOU THINK CPR IS is almost certainly better than doing nothing. Just ape what you've seen in movies and you'll help. Take some training and you'll help more.

#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday My partner and I had a sick day and did a classic Frank Grillo double feature

There was a lot of news in Sept 2001, but that was just one big news all at once. You could settle into that. It's so hard to get my bearings in this scattershot of many newses at all times.

The Conversation (1974) Dir. Francis Ford Coppola

‘excuse me while i slip into something a little more inevitable,’ i murmur seductively as i don my diaphanous burial shroud

One episode of American Gods showed more on-screen dong than every other show on television that YEAR combined, and the scene was still only a few minutes long.

read theory

This is where I post from 🖤

The peer review panel:

bye bitches!!! looks like Jesus is down with the clown after all

Me on the way to the rapture

I've been a lifetime fan of Gwar, but this kind of lurid sensationalism is beneath them. It used to be about the music

dudes rock

there's always a John Waters quote, it seems

Oh no, Mr Bean died?!.?!!?

It honestly weirds me out how bbno$ has the kind of face you see in photos of, like, an early 20th century Budapest anarchist intellectual collective But then he's like "Who wants to see my gay Sonic the Hedgehog cosplay"

Every streaming service should let you pick a dozen shows you kinda wanna watch and have a big button on their front page that just plays them on shuffle.

Just one 7 minute episode with an AI version of Diego Luna recanting his sins against the Emperor.

what movie do you consider "perfect"

I don't want to choose what to watch. I want to turn on the TV and have it show me the back half of a movie of which I'll never learn the title

Wow, the state's enemies sure are cunning, pulling off this major assassination while leaving no trace. It's a good thing the state's enemies are so stupid, Donald Trump will be able to round them all up with your full support.

I want a Star Trek series based on The Love Boat set on one of those little ships that just cart ambassadors and Admirals into and out of Star Trek episodes. A series cast of fun supporting characters and three fun guest stars each week who have their own A plots.