4pm caffeine and carb snack is essential to my human existence. Follow me for more wellness tips.

Did it hurt? When your lips fell off kissing the asses of billionaires who don’t care whether you live or die?

Local woman wakes up, kicks off the Oatmeal Olympics which is just local people doing aspirational stuff before breakfast and doesn’t usually involve sports or medals, makes oatmeal.

The sloth fell out a window. Dolly said so.

Another Olympics in an ongoing pandemic, another few weeks of feigned surprise about viral illness outbreaks among athletes.

Library presentation o’clock.

Local woman wakes up, starts a newspaper with all the awesome journalists who’ve been laid off the last few years, it will be funded by billionaire money but the billionaires get zero editorial control, makes oatmeal.

Regarding Washington Post letting go of a third of its staff this is what PP and the Conservatives want to happen to CBC. They want to ghettoize the news to make the mainstream landscape the mouthpiece for Conservatism ripe with misinformation

This is awful news, Fobazi's work was so impactful in the library community. May she rest in power.

Local woman wakes up, sends all the chronic illness and pain to the human monsters of the world again (because there’s a lot to go around and it didn’t seem to work the last few times), makes oatmeal.

You can read whatever you want and I can say eww gross when I see The MAGA Doctrine by Charlie Kirk on the holds shelf, because intellectual freedom.

I got yelled at last year when I said JK Rowling and Neil Gaiman were equally shitty people and I feel no satisfaction in having that belief further confirmed, just more disgust for them both.

Local woman wakes up, sets up federal equalization payments but it’s just ensuring that all provinces and territories have equal parts fucko buckos and good people to maintain a healthy balance, makes oatmeal.

Local police are investigating a fuzzy crime scene. There are no suspects.

Manic pixie librarian girl in 2012.

death by preventable disease is an inevitable and even desired outcome of concentration camps. in every era of concentration camps people have died of typhus, which is a disease of privation and enforced crowding. this illness is intentionally inflicted

Local woman wakes up, reports that Punxsutawney Phil saw the shadow of human failure and a declining empire so forget the seasons, you’re all doomed, makes oatmeal.

Being associated with Epstein and his horrific crimes should be a career ending moment for anyone, whether they are billionaires, royalty, politicians or others. Yet here we are in extremely fucked up 2026 and very few of these monsters will face any consequences.

Because Sunday.

Oh hi there.

Your "used to be cool" aunt & uncle went shopping on Whyte Ave today.

And here we see Feisty in her natural habitat.

I’m fond of Canadians who love many things about this country but balance that love with the recognition that we share a lot of the same systems of oppression with the United States and can’t simply reduce everything to Canada good, America bad.

Local woman wakes up, time travels everyone at the conservative convention in Calgary back to 1950 and just leaves them there (but ensures they have no power to change anything), makes oatmeal.

Watching Best in Show, it’s even funnier than I remember.

❤️

If you listen closely tonight, you may be able to hear the unique Moira Rose accent emanating from computers and TVs across Canada and beyond.

Fuck. She was a legend of Canadian film and tv. variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Local woman wakes up, imagines a whole new province that is free of fucko buckos and big into energy transition but still has lots of nice mountains and lakes because as she’s learned from the separatists, any reality is possible if you think hard enough, makes oatmeal.

I enjoy leaning into the librarian fashion stereotypes on days I do presentations for youth or adults.

Local woman wakes up, redistributes all the billionaire money (but especially the Bezos, Zucko, Musko fucko buckos) to healthcare, education, housing, libraries and anything else that will help the world instead of destroy it, makes oatmeal.

Gonna start recommending that people looking for quiet study space go to a screening of the Melania movie instead of the public library.

Local woman wakes up, clogs all surveillance and data mining systems with oatmeal, makes oatmeal.

The Alberta separatists are also racist? Shut the front door!

Embrace joy, fight fascism, eat snacks, and protect yourself against airborne viruses. Follow me for more great wellness tips.

Local woman wakes up, casts a hundred year sleeping spell on the world, partly so that nature can heal and shit but also so she can get a little damn sleep, makes oatmeal.

TFW your mom type lady has the cheese tax and you’re the cheese revenue agency.

Billy Bragg, fuck yeah.

Happy 5th anniversary to the daily oatmeal tweets. I wrote this essay in 2023 but it’s still pretty relevant. www.feistywaters.com/words/blog-p...

You can't make up what goes on in Alberta politics. One of the wildest stories I have ever reported. thetyee.ca/News/2026/01...

Local woman wakes up, starts Oat Tok, a new site that exclusively features oat video content, makes oatmeal.

In search of funding for my new performance piece, librarian spends the day looking out the window with her dog.

Pretty sky o’clock.

I've reached out to all Canadian companies listed here to ask if they intend to continue working with ICE: Hootsuite Roshel Garda Jim Pattison Developments I've also reached out to @anitaoakvilleeast.bsky.social's team for comment on export permits for Canadian sale of armoured vehicles to ICE.

Hurty and tired and the world is a mess but there are still waffles.

🎶 People in the United States have been getting treated this way the whole time 🎶 It’s not a boomerang, it‘s an expansion

Sometimes I wear sweatshirts.

We are observers, not protestors. We show up to document and film the atrocities ICE is committing. Using 5 year olds as bait. Kidnapping senior citizens. Breaking down doors without warrants. Murdering poets and nurses. Media has all of that information because *observers* were there to document it

On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”

If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.