Local woman wakes up, plans UFC fight on the White House lawn featuring Trump, his family and friends, and bears, makes oatmeal.

Just killed a mosquito on a plane in Seattle that flew down from Fairbanks, Alaska and is on its way to Boston It was full of blood Great exercise in how disease vectors move about quickly

There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.

The faces I make watching fucko buckos get triggered by rainbows.

Waffle Sunday.

Rewatching season 2 of Yellowjackets and yup, still fucking gross but with the best soundtrack ever.

Dolly Pawton will melt into your heart and soul.

This 2023 collection of art and history was created after the 2022 murder of Mahsa Amini by the Iranian morality police. It’s informative, heartbreaking and highly recommended.

Local woman wakes up, unfurls the world’s largest oatmeal socialism flag across rural Alberta for a big fun parachute game that also traps the separatists underneath it until November, makes oatmeal.

Jack and Sawyer can sexy walk across that island all they want, Sayid will always be the hottest one.

Sunbeams after the storm.

Not in my neighbourhood but our friends just put their lovingly restored Old Strathcona house up for sale. This would be a steal of a deal to get hold of. www.realtor.ca/real-estate/...

Botox for migraine dot to dot chic.

My summer student’s big community event was cancelled today and so he had time to do a hour long English language class with a 75 year old woman (he’s Somali and she’s Rwandan but they both speak Swahili), and we registered her for computer classes. I’d like him to stay forever.

Local woman wakes up, does a premier swap so every province and territory gets a little time with Wab Kinew leading before he becomes prime minister, makes oatmeal.

It feels like forever since there’s been a sunset, but it’s probably only been about 5 or 6 days.

Hi we're not nervous, we hate it and would like it to fall into an open manhole, hope that helps

The neighbourhood borkestra has some new or visiting barky musicians and is even louder than usual.

We’ve just launched Canada’s new AI strategy. AI: nope. We’re taking control of our future, by not investing in AI, because it’s not ethical or accountable and it doesn’t serve all Canadians. Okay bye! (Feisty Prime Minister)

If PERSEPOLIS is your only exposure to Marjane Satrapi, I recommend doing a deep dive into her other comics. When I finished library school and was unemployed for months, that was a project I took on and it was well, well worth it. She also put out a collection in 2024, WOMEN LIFE FREEDOM.

This is terrible news.

Local woman wakes up, announces a new Alberta ID that combines your high school GPA, horoscope, and views on bike lanes, makes oatmeal.

I got Botox for migraines today, so lots of small needles on my head, neck and shoulders. This is similar to meditation, because there was deep breathing and I said holy fuck a few times.

Join us on June 17 at 7pm for an evening of fantastic NFB Pride short films. epl.bibliocommons.com/events/6a03a...

If you’ve shared a “libraries are the only data centers we need” post in the last month and haven’t visited your local library or used its resources, get on it.

Local woman wakes up, announces start to technical oatmeal recession and only way out is to spend more on oatmeal while eating less oatmeal, makes oatmeal.

Raincoat doggo.

The power of oatmeal socialism :) ❤️

Someone get the clip of the British announcer congratulating fans for coming to the soccer game in these “absolutely miserable conditions” on an Edmonton tourism ad immediately. 🤣

Local woman wakes up, salutes the 46,000 people who were at the very wet World Cup game last night at commonwealth stadium in Edmonton and are probably still cold, sends them an extra hot bowl of oatmeal and cup of tea, makes oatmeal.

International Friendly is my soccer band name.

Is it raining? I hadn’t noticed.

I’m an occasional summer sports fan, if the weather is nice. I’m not a watch a pre tournament World Cup game at commonwealth stadium in 9 degrees wind and rain sports fan.

The other day, someone recommended that I meditate my pain away and while I do think meditation is a powerful tool for some people, that still fell into the weird and unsolicited medical advice I’ve gotten over the years.

Mamdani accomplishing all sorts of great stuff since January and also having time for fun stuff like this.

Local woman wakes up, adds a spoken word performance to the America 250 concert where the poet highlights 250 of the worst things about America and then everyone in attendance does a self reflection exercise to recognize their roles in any of those things, makes oatmeal.

Just finished watching all 3 seasons of The Great. It's a gloriously ahistorical, deliciously anachronistic, excellently written and immaculately costumed show, highly recommended. There are some gross bits, but even more laughter.

I’d like to speak to the body manager, as this one has been defective for years. I realize I’m past the refund window but wondering if we can still do an exchange.

That time in 2019 when a Twitter friend turned my rainy Tofino photo into an album cover and said I had become a powerful sea witch.

Local woman wakes up, unleashes the rain to wash all the separatist rats out of Alberta, makes oatmeal.

Local woman wakes up, hurts too much for nefarious whimsy today so plan amongst yourselves, makes oatmeal.

Lil backyard plum tree, 4 days apart.

I’ve led a lot of library programs and presentations over the years while feeling super awful, because chronic illness. I don’t necessarily recommend it, but it’s just my reality.

Local woman wakes up, drops a vat of oatmeal on the heads of politicians and billionaires every time they make a stupid decision that affects a lot of people, makes oatmeal.

There’s an Olivia Rodrigo song played regularly on CBC radio that I thought was a Taylor Swift song until today, in case you wondered how hip I was to the cool kid music lately.

There are homeless people with addictions on the streets, lament cities as they cut or reduce harm reduction, shelters, low income housing and destroy encampments regularly.

Carney to replace Steven Guilbeault’s seat with burning tailings pond

Solar charging doggo chooses warm deck over comfy bed not yet in full sun.

Have a hot commie summer, youth of New York. www.feistywaters.com/merch/p/hotc...

Local woman wakes up, sends all the chronic pain to evil people worldwide, makes oatmeal.