My mom used to call her tail ‘the runt nipple’ and she’d dip it into some milk and let me suck it off and pretend I was weaning like my brothers

my girlfriend is going out of town for a few days so you know what that means: time to thaw the turkey!

argh! i hate being afflicted by my ailments!

“Adopting this resolution that calls for the abolition of ICE could potentially put us on a list in Donald Trump's White House of cities that are sanctuary cities. I am in support of us being declared a sanctuary city. I want to end up on that list.”

vibes are pretty fucked today huh

you guys think there's more Epstein files coming out next week then

hell ya there's my plans for tonight sorted out

this was a real thing and the department of licensing blamed new technology so i’m pretty sure that means they got sold an ai service

the washington state department of licensing’s phone menu is available in 10 languages and it turns out the 9 that aren’t english were just english with an accent of the language you picked. so press 2 for spanish and it was just english with an accent

damn it sounds like someone's shooting automatic outside

internet repair guy is here cause we've been having connection problems and said we've got water in our wires. that doesnt sound great to me but would explain the issues i suppose

having some beans tomorrow #15BEANSOUP #HamBeens

If you want to learn about why Fran's out front, you can see her all around WI, basically all the time. Or, if I may, you can check out her very nice policy page: francescahong.com/policy. Join the ~2000 volunteers who signed up at franhong.com/volunteer or help us out at franhong.com/donate :)

calling it now.. song of the summer is going to be Tubthumping by Chumbawamba. we get knocked down, but we get up again! sing it!

I miss false spring one. can't wait for false spring two to happen next week

made Korean food tonight. not bad

wonderful detail on this one wow

found some great CDs today

listening to TOOL

fuckkkk I hate it when I die in a mass extinction event sooo much

fried chicken sandwiches for dinner tonight. pretty good

that last sentence really makes sense considering some of the preceding information yea

why don't you call yourself the dookie brothers cause you're always smoking that shit

that last sentence really makes sense considering some of the preceding information yea

sigh... i wish the DOW was about 50,000 so everything could be ok... oh well

@blizzink.bsky.social hey can you get me the recipe that vanguard puts on their pittsburgh hotdogs

so can I just not build a nas for the next five years now lol this is so stupid

Strike me down, and I will become more Chinese than you can possibly imagine

it's the year... OF THE HORSE

it's from da earf

bidenflation is really going wild these days huh

up to 600 albums ripped from CD so far this year, collection is slowly forming into a usable library

I'm not really complaining but this is really not what should be happening in February

www.twitch.tv/aoifedaoife good morning friends, today starting at 10 MST I'm streaming many hours of Morrowind to raise funds for SCARS (Second Chance Animal Rescue Society) and other Alberta animal rescues. come watch, and if you feel moved to donate, do so here: go.dojiggy.io/cc038b/m/aoi...

really cool to get an email from the washington post with this racist "article" linked it in how the computer thinks people in the south are the laziest

alright now yall i think we can call it quits on this whole protein thing

what the hell is going on with this protein craze

I can't find a single dentist in Milwaukee that actually has an oral surgeon on staff, even if their website has it on there, that can schedule me in and I'm starting to feel insane about it

Everyone is posting non-English language bangers and yet I've yet to see anyone post one of the greatest things to ever happen to the internet, so I'm leaving it here. When was the last time you listened to this certified fucking banger? www.youtube.com/watch?v=92yd...

i dont know if anyone else noticed this, but Bad bunny's performance last night at the big game was almost entirely in spanish! thats never been done before as far as im aware

made a lamb and potato braise tonight. pretty good

it's a shame Nick Mullen is dead I wish he could see all this Epstein stuff finally coming out and podcast about it

every time this has come across my feed today I've had the thought "it looks like they're making a woke willy wonka adaptation, finally"

bought this last weekend, delightful little album to listen to. flipped it over to the back though to read the blurb and damn you really cannot escape references to the guy anywhere huh

made spaghetti and meatballs tonight. pretty good

imagine inviting your friends over for game night and revealing this as the game you're going to be playing

Larry Summers complaining to Epstein that his kids admire Bernie Sanders too much