the weed holiday...

i love observing a new species

I love shopping at GROB, INC.

need to go into the woods and harvest some sustenance

worm?

why are there so many sirens going off outside. is someone having a party?

David After Dentist Bit Him

the city is telling us to use less water, because we have too much water. doesn't make much sense to me but ok sure

thinking about listening to TOOL later. going to watch The Pitt first though

I gotta be honest I really do not know what eBay is trying to get me to do here at all or why it sends me these things semi regularly

damn my phone just yelled at me and read this out, they're getting serious about these now huh

fried some chicken tonight

buttermilk ranch popsicle. pretty good

made some fish sandwiches last night

finally, the war is over and we can get back to normal

comedy is ok but clown is more difficult

they should make it so it's not disrespectful to put your chopsticks straight up and down in a bowl of rice. cause it sure is convenient

tteokbokki tonight

you gotta remember that the president is a messy bitch who loves drama but doesn't actually like to do work

you know what I think we need that would fix all of this? another pandemic

we've elections tomorrow and there's only one race that isn't someone running unopposed, and it's for a supreme court position that doesn't matter as much for someone that's +8 in the polls. this is the most boring vote I'll ever cast if I end up even doing it

how about cod code and it's a recipe to a nice fried fish sandwich

I'm pickle rick

saturday night, you know what that means

listen I know we all make jokes about it but I think we can all agree, drinking from the hose does rock. like how do they make that water so good compared to sink water? gotta be something in it. and it's cold

what a cool thing to get to see

You dogs over here should buy my new novel www.amazon.com/Alex-Branson...

"is this going to last forever?" -my reaction to Charlie biting my finger after the dentist

I turned myself into a pickle morty

Charlie? biting my finger? it's more likely than you'd think

Charlie bit me dentist

does anyone else remember that video where the kid is on drugs in the back seat of a car after going to the dentist, and he keeps saying "Charlie bit me" and it's really funny

had a good thrift find today up in marinette

every time I go to the grocery store there's some new fucked up thing on the shelves

they really should make things cost less. has anyone thought of doing this yet? worth a try imo, could improve conditions somewhat

are the take makers on here really trying to have a big debate on Eminem today lol. damn we really are going to war in the middle east again huh

had a dream they let me bring my knife on a plane. a big knife

Fans of Harry Potter should have just read IT in seventh grade like a normal person

*eyes rolling back into my head so they look completely white" children should be required to read and write cursive in school, only so they can read the president's signature on paper money in case they ever come across it

worm?

happy to announce the surgery was successful and Top Hat is now fully a slug after they removed his legs and arms

why is it always a surcharge. how about a ma'amcharge, we should let women get in on the action too

things are really going well

what's the Fleetwood Mac song where you can tell they all hate each other. it's the chain right?

the local library REFUSES to make the book i put on hold two weeks ago AVAILABLE FOR PICK UP even though the last person to have it turned it in last WEEk. i truly think they dont want me to even read anymore at all at this point and are actively trying to ruin my life

I got them all cut

imagining a burger. wow I love this actually, great

love a butter burger

these house on the rock photos turned out appropriately eerie

got some film developed