ended up buying 50 CDs this weekend accidentally. hit a real jackpot in Dubuque, and some good goofy ones here and there too

this is me if i was mustard

oh white people don't season their food? then explain the National Mustard Museum in Middleton Wisconsin

damn the Dickeyville Grotto is crazy

there is it, the Dubuque Shot Tower. wow

hickey dad

went and got some Maid Rite, Iowa is pretty ok I suppose

they close the funicular for winter?! Iowa sucks

girlfriends love going in the bubble

Midwesterners love to say something like "oh I love going new places and seeing new things" and then go to like Dubuque Iowa

its pretty astounding to me that not only would you record yourself killing someone, that you'd release that video within days of it happening. dont care how innocent you feel thats just so stupid of an action at every level

the Charlie Kirk Memorial Fountain

grass, grass or grass, mowing this lawn is free

CITIZEN. THE SIGN CLEARLY SAYS THIS IS A NO PARKING ZONE FROM 8 AM TO 5 PM MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY. I AM SCARED NOW, STAY STILL AND LEAVE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY OR I WILL MURDER YOU

made some lamburger helper tonight. no elbows so I used ziti and that's fine

I love that part in the art of war where you act aggressively to multiple other states while also causing conflict internally after disrupting the economy. you gotta keep the enemy, and some of your allies, and also yourself, on their toes

I mean I get everyone's jokes but c'mon it's not just a pedophilia machine let's be real for once. it's also a racism machine and lies to you

did not know when I made these tweets 8 years ago how real they would become

got some film back

there's a lot of bad things going on in the world but the worst thing at this moment in my opinion? it's me having the Sunday Scaries

theres nothing in the rule book that says God cant play basketball

got my knives sharpened today. if you're in the Milwaukee area this is the place to go to for that btw, Alena rules

would be nice if my senator could say anything at all but hey it's the weekend, I'm sure @baldwin.senate.gov is busy hanging out with Liz Cheney and punching trans kids in the head. I'm sure she'll get to it on Monday though!

ok, little timeline cleanser. who's excited for the world cup and Olympics this year?? that's going to be fun at least huh

this is so stupid lol

it sure would be nice if the people that run this site took a break from their klan meetings or whatever they do to fill their time and figure out how to give us group dms. and some other stuff too but mainly that. too bad they're laser focused on banning any Palestinian account instead

I need to try shooting black and white film again this year I think. did a couple rolls a few years ago and hated it but it's time to give it another chance

I don't really blame anyone for still using Twitter, I still check my timeline there for news sometimes and it's hard to leave something you've used for so long. but man I really don't understand logging in there every day and trying to wade through the slop. not even counting the cp stuff now lol

going to take a guess and say they probably didn't use enough leeches

really funny to pay for a Twitter blue check and also be like, wow they're doing child porn on here the people supporting it should face consequences!

the amount of gunfire going off a couple blocks over is wild, I wish I could join in

my final meal of the year was Tuna Cheesy Pasta which I'm very satisfied with. cheap and also fish and cheese, a couple of my favorite things all in one. not bad at all

if you felt like 2025 was bad, which it was, don't worry. 2026 is going to be much worse and we'll all experience a wide variety of pain and suffering! buy a gun and stash enough food and water to last at least three months or you're not gonna make it!

forgot to get any champagne or plan a meal or anything for tonight. going into the new year normal style this time, its whatever and just fine

i really picked the worst time in history possible to want to buy/build a nas server huh

customer was whining to me just now about something that doesn't matter and threatened to report us to the BBC and I had to fight not to laugh at that slip up

people love to say they're immune to propaganda and then you'll hear them talk about the deals on the McDonald's app...

they killed aunt jemima. because of woke

it takes me about a week to eat a whole turkey

ok that's a good bit from 60 years ago, gotta give it to them

thinking about this little shrimp guy I saw in Cozumel. I wonder what he's up to now

had to stop myself from busting out laughing at Edie Falco getting out of the APC in a mech suit

what a fun movie about how important God and faith is in your life, James Cameron has done it again

ok fine you all convinced me, I'll go see Avatar

sorry but you cannot get me to care in the slightest about what happens to the Kennedy center, I barely even know what that is. same with the white house renovation. doesn't affect me in the slightest, I have real things I'm worried about and you should too

when your girlfriend gets some pumpkin pie on her finger

timed getting sick this year pretty perfectly. waited till I was back from vacation and now today I'm basically back at 95% not sick with just some little coughs and sniffles. a Christmas miracle,